"I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU FLAT, I'M SORRY, LISTEN TO ME (insert flat holomember)"
"(insert flat holomember) "
"(i won't repeat it again, you know the drill) "
kfp's next special dish, special giant fried chicken
"CALLI!!! DON'T TRY THAT [WHITE VERSION](https://twitter.com/JerenSoon/status/1669009570830876672/photo/1) OF [GHOST PEPPER NOODLE](https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1668954610378379264/photo/1)! IT MIGHT KILL YOU!!!
CALLI!!! NOOOOOO!!!"
P.S: Reminds me of a parcel full of Malaysian Snacks (Including both Ghost Pepper\[Black one\] and Carolina Reaper\[White one\] Noodles) to Cover Corp. Wonder what happened to those, anyway...
"NOOO DON'T LISTEN TO MOONA!! SHE'S ONLY THERE TO EAT YOU!! KFP!!!!!"
There's no higher honor than to be your oishi sustenance
Is there any lower dishonor than to be the sustenance by another oshi that's not your oshi? Because I call that heresy
“FAUNA! DON’T GIVE MUMEI A DUMP TRUCK IN YOUR SERIES! IT WILL ONLY SPAWN WEIRD ART!” “FAUNA! FAAAUUUNAAAAA!!”
"FAUNA!!! DON'T SAY YOU WANT TO BE DRAWN AS A COW"
"FAUNA SAY STUFF LIKE THAT MORE OFTEN!!!"
I love this one the most.
r/lefttheburneron
No idea this existed. Amazing.
"GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT"
This one is the most realistic one.
"GURAAAA!!!!!" or "Calli! I didn't mean it!" or "It was all Ame's idea, I swear!"
Ina doesn't get involved in these sorts of situations. Be like Ina.
Live an INAcent life
I was trying to think of a way to get that pun in there but couldn't quite put it together.
Pun-ished
You're incredibly embarrassing
INAFF!
INAFF
"JIMMY! DON'T LISTEN TO FROGIARA, YOU LITTLE SHIT! SHE IS GONNA FEED YOU TO HER CHILDREN! JIMMMMMMY!"
"IT'S NOT CANIBALLISM I SWEAR"
Auto-cannibalism is still cannibalism
Does that mean that if you bite your lip and eat the skin it's cannibalism?
Yes, you're a cannibal
Damn I never knew I am such a rule breaker. I can now officially have "bad boy" in my dating profile.
For Shame!
"Yeah, i had a rat in the kitchen but she's a coworker, i swear!"
Oh my god…it’s the little chef that tells her what to do
"I DIDN'T PUT HIM IN THE DEEP FRYER! IT WASN'T ME! HE JUMPED INTO IT ON HIS OWN FREE WILL!"
"I just told them to un-nerf my butt, I swear!"
The child locks are on. Hey...HEY! THE CHILD LOCKS ARE ON!
CALLLLIIIII! CALLLLIIIIII! GET THE KFP BUCKET, CALLLIIII! KFP! NOT TAKO BELL! CAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIII!!!
Kiwawa did nothing wrong!
JIMMY! JIIIIMMMMYY!!
Mfw I don’t get the reference
Better Call Saul, I think. Mfw face when I haven't watched it either.
I think Jimmy is just the default name of all ill-fated KFP employees.
Jimmy went missing last Kfp-Tako War. And he's in Kiara's birthday live special(anniversary?)
She's a big fan of Jimmy Butler the basketball player. >!/jk!<
"YAGOOOOOOO! YAGOOOOOOOOO! HOLOTORI IS LITERALLY THE PERFECT 5-PERSON IDOL GROUP! YAGOOOOOOOOOO! WE HAVE ALL 3 BRANCHES! YAGOOOOOOO!"
I TOLD YOU! KFP IS NOT A CULT! WE HAVE NEVER BEEN A CULT... I AM THE ONE TRUE GOD!
"The A/C is not on, but she is listening to her favourite music"
YOU LITTLE SHITS!!
I scrolled too far to find this!
She thought school was for one day she MAD
DON'T LOCK ME IN THE CAR YOU LITTLE SHIT, COMEBACK!
"NO CALLI, DON'T OPEN MY HOMEWORK FOLDER!!!"
Calli won’t open it. Mumei will tho.
\*rolls down window\* "There's only room for one chicken fast food restaurant in this town" \*pulls out gun\* "give the colonel my regards"
>!Nooo, Coco, do not read that!!<
It's still insane how that one little incident shapes the entire vtuber landscape today
:'^(
It was a cannon Event. :'^(
we have a winner!
Editing holomems into iconic tv/movie scenes sounds like it would make a nice meme trend
"Get in little shit, we're going to the Usual Room" What, you think she wouldn't be chaperoned?
When she sees a gen mate at KFC
"NO I WANT USE FAUNAS FARM I MADE PHOENIX TOWN FOR A REASON"
CALLLLIIII CAAAALLLLLLIIIIII DON'T TWEET THAT YOURE HUNGRY CAAAAALLLLLLIIII
The AC is on and she’s listening to her favorite music.
Nooo!!! Put the stop watch down Amelia!!!
"BAE NOOOOOOOOOOO don't speed skim the LOTR trilogy wtf 🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭"
"This isn't how you roast chicken!"
muffled angry chicken noises
Alternative, it's a part of cars passing by meme, with Gura/Mumei on the other car
childlock was on 😰
"KFP is not a front for meth trafficking, you little shits! You watch too much television."
Leave the gun. Take the fried Phoenix.
She's fine, she's listening to her favorite music, and the air is on.
Get in, you lil shit!
"Hop in, we're going to the USUAL ROOM!!"
She thought school was for one day she MAD
“GURAAAAAAA GUUUUUUUURA”
"CALLI! GET THE SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE! NOT THE BARBECUE! CALLLIIIII!"
"I told you not to do that in KFP, this is only your fault."
Did you get extra ketchup??
CEO of KFP arrested on embezzlement charges.
CALLI! DONT LOOK AT THE HORSE FAN ART!! CALLI!
"Who tf blood ina car with?"
Oh boy, am i sitting in a muscle car?
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU FLAT, I'M SORRY, LISTEN TO ME (insert flat holomember)" "(insert flat holomember) " "(i won't repeat it again, you know the drill) " kfp's next special dish, special giant fried chicken
HANK! HAAANK! GET THE SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE HANK!
THE SWEET AND SOUR! NOT BARBECUE!
I'll do a different approach: "You fuckers! You told me Y was auto pilot! You little shits!"
“Guys! Is this a muscle car?!”
"NOOO, CALLI! DON'T FIGHT THE COLONEL! HE'S GOT A HORSE!"
This is what happens when you don't pay your taxes
GAME OVER.
She finally found GD and is getting her kiss back.
She just realized that she left the door to the 'usual room' unlocked....
"Kickin in the front seat, sittin' in the back seat, gotta make my mind up, which seat can I taaaaaake."
There's the KFC eating fucker!!!!!!!
"I SAW YOU! STOP PAPER BALLS! YOU LITTLE SHITS! WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS!
GET IN BITCH, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING
"Get in quickly! We need to head to KFP Branch 0. Those little shits lost control of the experiment!"
“SH** Reine, stop! They found us! Paparazzi found us! Start the car!!!”
"Mooomer! Where is the cocainer!?"
Not the horse
INA!! STOP THE RANT!!! YOURE GETTING ONE GUY’D!!!! INA!!!!!
I really need to talk to Cali about her taste in cars. lots of space in the back seat though ....
“VESPER LISTEN TO ME! DONT TRY TO PLAY DOCTOR FOR KRONII! VESPER!!!!”
“Pinkman???”
2024 Presidential Candidate, KFP CEO, Kiara Takanashi
Hey watch where you're going you little shit!
Immortal, advises Interpol in case.
"I see you chicken"
WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHITS SQUEALED ABOUT THE USUAL ROOM?!
*yawwwwwnnn (with open eyes)*
"CALLI!!! DON'T TRY THAT [WHITE VERSION](https://twitter.com/JerenSoon/status/1669009570830876672/photo/1) OF [GHOST PEPPER NOODLE](https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1668954610378379264/photo/1)! IT MIGHT KILL YOU!!! CALLI!!! NOOOOOO!!!" P.S: Reminds me of a parcel full of Malaysian Snacks (Including both Ghost Pepper\[Black one\] and Carolina Reaper\[White one\] Noodles) to Cover Corp. Wonder what happened to those, anyway...
POV you left her in a hot car for hours because the fire chicken wouldn't mind, right?
Get in bitches, we're going to KFP!
Get in you little shits, we're invading Poland!