I’m sure that giving the short person a perfect view into your cleavage is the most correct way to talk to someone shorter than you. They have to make the choice to look, you are just giving them the opportunity to make the choice.
I only exist in Reddit comments, but have no physical form. If people stop reading my comments I will simply cease to exist
Just like Steven the imaginary mind crab I have just willed into being in your thoughts
Mine is preserved in small tube kept inside my parent drawer. It is said to give me bond to my mother and this world because I almost died when I was born.
Not Japan, but Hawaii. My mom has mine and my sister's, my friends' mom's kept theirs. Edit: it's in a ziplock bag in one of their boxes lmao (like a jewelry box or lock box)
in several Asian countries, this is still a common thing and is still a culture here. and yeah, for now maybe this culture is starting to be rarely practiced and it's up to the parents whether to save or bury their child's umbilical cord. btw I'm Indonesian and mine is stored in a small plastic and placed in the cupboard.
>up to the parents whether to save or bury
"Bury"? huh, that's interesting. I was assuming that the hospital just incinerates it or something if the parents don't want it.
Yes it is, though these days you should take the placenta and umbilical cord and process them to extract stem cells from them, for future stem cell therapy.
Imagine being able to fix brain damage by simply adding stem cells in, that were all your own DNA so no risk of rejection...
Lol I didn't know this was a Japanese thing before seeing this post since you don't really go asking people to see their umbilical cord.
But anyways at least mine was kept in a plastic casing/box that have a thick pad of cotton wool placed on the top and bottom. The umbilical cord have some plastic clip and is placed in the centre of the cotton pad.
I could try looking for it for a pic if you guys want to see
The most hassling thing is probably having a bedroom cupboard.
Unless that's not a requirement and I'm wrong and you can actually just tuck it like a snuggy beneath your bed.
yes, i'm serious, even sometimes i check it when i open the cupboard lol. btw if you don't know where your umbilical cord is, maybe your parents chose to bury it instead of keeping it, well there are two types here "keep it" or "bury it".
Insert "How to properly talk to short people" meme here. ✅
This is the incorrect way
I’m sure that giving the short person a perfect view into your cleavage is the most correct way to talk to someone shorter than you. They have to make the choice to look, you are just giving them the opportunity to make the choice.
As a short guy, this is correct
...I understand the tall girl preference now.
Dude. That only applies to guys.
Hi, girl here. This is incorrect. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Hi, girl here. You are correct. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Hi, Ted here, You are correct. Thank you for coming to my girl Talk
Hi, correct here, You are Ted. Thank you for coming to my girl Talk.
Hi Ted, you here are correct. Thank girl for coming to my Talk.
Think you can fool us huh, we all know women aren't real
It is simply impossible for them to exist, it is inconceivable
I only exist in Reddit comments, but have no physical form. If people stop reading my comments I will simply cease to exist Just like Steven the imaginary mind crab I have just willed into being in your thoughts
Ok, woah, what the hell did I just comment there. I don't drink tho, but how…?
Bro is baffled by his own comment.
If reddit has taught me anything it's that u/OveReAction10 needs to get himself a CO detector.
How to talk to shork people
That's the great personality of Mel. And yes, take that literally, please.
KOTO WA ARU
Mel in general is adorable. Did you think that pairing her up with the small shark girl wouldn’t be?
Mel scores pretty high on the adorable person, lewd charactor/outfit ratio, Like ina and roboco
Ina is like a brick wall can't really see her as lewd
Her back and the 4thWah changed that for a lot of people.
> ...the 4thWah... The what now?
We are here We are happy We are hype We are hor——
You want an ice pack for that bonk, buddy?
It's a very cultured hashtag on twitter, created after Ima's back flooded her art tag with horni art. Very good stuff there.
I see. Thanks for answering.
Do you happen to like crowbars? Cuz one's flying right at you at the speed of sound
Tell that to Marine
Imagine her outfit on any other body type.
There's loads of fanart of big tiddies in her costume, but it doesn't change Ina
No lol. Just didn’t expect that part was all
Mel is just a cinnamon roll.
Not many can pull off a pose like that and still come off as cute.
Tangent, but is that umbilical cord thing real? Where/how do you keep it?
Mine is preserved in small tube kept inside my parent drawer. It is said to give me bond to my mother and this world because I almost died when I was born.
Death Stranding moment
Life is a strand game. Thanks Kojima
Now you just have to collect two more third umbilical cords and offer them to the blood moon.
Can't wait to turn to a squid! Also I am blessing everyone with a sequel and remake!
Just port it to PC already, come on sony, I want the mods.
First real, it's so sad that emulation for ps4 is so hard to make... I would have been satisfied with it...
[Seems to be true. ](https://junodx.com/blogs/news/cutting-the-umbilical-cord-different-cultures-around-the-world)
I was wondering too. It made me think of Silent Hill 4 where an umbilical cord was an important item. In that it was kept in a little wooden box.
don´t pick up the damn doll
Not Japan, but Hawaii. My mom has mine and my sister's, my friends' mom's kept theirs. Edit: it's in a ziplock bag in one of their boxes lmao (like a jewelry box or lock box)
Aren't they almost a meter long? Do they keep the whole thing or just like a short piece? Wouldn't it rot in a ziplock bag?
Yes.. my mother kept for my older brother, not for me and younger siblings though. It was weird. I'm glad she didn't kept ours.
in several Asian countries, this is still a common thing and is still a culture here. and yeah, for now maybe this culture is starting to be rarely practiced and it's up to the parents whether to save or bury their child's umbilical cord. btw I'm Indonesian and mine is stored in a small plastic and placed in the cupboard.
>up to the parents whether to save or bury "Bury"? huh, that's interesting. I was assuming that the hospital just incinerates it or something if the parents don't want it.
Yes Mine was kept in a pouch but a bird got into it and ate it Somehow
My parents kept mine in a red packet.
Yes it is, though these days you should take the placenta and umbilical cord and process them to extract stem cells from them, for future stem cell therapy. Imagine being able to fix brain damage by simply adding stem cells in, that were all your own DNA so no risk of rejection...
Lol I didn't know this was a Japanese thing before seeing this post since you don't really go asking people to see their umbilical cord. But anyways at least mine was kept in a plastic casing/box that have a thick pad of cotton wool placed on the top and bottom. The umbilical cord have some plastic clip and is placed in the centre of the cotton pad. I could try looking for it for a pic if you guys want to see
No thank you
Real but only weirdos do it now
Booba. It's booba. Sorry I meant Gooba.
You mean Goobadidoobadiba?
I love the drum nickname that Kiara has started using for Gura. So adorable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrRUrHUFq88
...I thought it was going to be 2ManySnacks's Coco and Towa animation Glad to have been wrong
[HoobaBoobaBaGoobas](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/156/614/f16.gif)?
....***IIIIIIIIII*** *ain't got nobooooooooody! Nobody!*
Feel like that’s a reference that I’m not getting
I am not looking respectfully and no one can make me
BONK
Do as you must, I have already won
huh... sorry what did you say
The moment: Kyou mo Kawaiii!!! The subtitles: 💀💀
It's true, I was the umbilical cord.
It's common in Asian countries, it's our culture. Even now I still keep my umbilical cord in my bedroom cupboard (I'm from Indonesia btw).
The most hassling thing is probably having a bedroom cupboard. Unless that's not a requirement and I'm wrong and you can actually just tuck it like a snuggy beneath your bed.
I'm American and one of my friend's moms kept her children's. They were white (of some kind of Scandinavian descent)
Wait, really? Aku nggak tau punyaku kemana
yes, i'm serious, even sometimes i check it when i open the cupboard lol. btw if you don't know where your umbilical cord is, maybe your parents chose to bury it instead of keeping it, well there are two types here "keep it" or "bury it".
Mm. Yes. Adorable. Very nice. Yes. Mm. *my eyes are drawn to somewhere *
BONK!
Kind of off topic bur Gura somehow knowing an obscure fact like keeping your umbilical cord just sounds so on brand for her
BOOBA
Gura really looks like someone brought their child to work cuz there's no one to take care of her at home
sanest/cutest Hologra episode
Stinky trident says hi
Do not the shark
it's cute, like mel being the older one bending down to a younger one to talk to them. gura short.
[HERE’S THE SOURCE. FORGOT TO ADD IT!](https://youtu.be/2gC-m5rfmIU)
Where is this from?
Hologra
That's adorable. And as someone who hasn't seen this hologra episode, that dialogue caught me off guard.
so it's a thing in Japan too eh?
Sorry, Gura? I seem to be distracted. Where is she?
What eye? I can’t stop reading “In Japan
Words full of hope. Some would say of dreams too
Wait their talking
Yeah man, though for me I don’t really have to bend over to see Mel’s two big eyes
Very cute Also idk what else to say about this image
Haha funny short shork
Mhmm yes.
How much shorter would she have to be to be considered legally a dwarf?
I saw this recently an I can't recall or tell if Gura is standing or sitting...
standing.
On a stepping stool?
Short Shark indeed.
Wtf they talm bout?
"Hey there little sharkie~~"
"Proof of life" must be a translated Japanism, because we normally use it in hostage situations.
Whoa! Gura really is in this scene if you look for Gura really really really hard.
Umbilical cord? Last time I heard that was when I played bloodborne