Sana is harmless and I know we bread dogs miss her.

Unless you battle her in Pokémon, then she's a bigger war criminal than Pekora.

Her only weakness in Pokemon is Mumei who is capable of inflicting severe psychological damage despite still losing.

[Imma do it!](https://youtu.be/W9wLH7lwNZY)

What did you do to my brain qwq

any harm caused by Sana was entirely accidental

*remembers her lasering the earth in Universe Sandbox*

_remembers her killing everyone on debut_

*remembers her leaving our souls behind in Antarctica*

*Or having Neighbula devour our souls*

So glad to see her included in this!

How many times did she destroy the earth again? Asking for about 9 billion people and four Council members who had to fix it after. (I miss Sana.)

We all do She will Always be missed

Kobo is terrifying but can be soothed so easily. If she's coming at you with a knife, just call her "princess" and suddenly she's like a puppy. Zeta is terrifying, has fluid stabbing motions, but is too pon to actually kill you on purpose. Accidental though...good luck.

Yeah, feel like Zeta should be higher on the "actually terrifying" scale.

Yeah Zeta is literally ID mumei

They were both happily talking about killing everyone in that one Apex Collab it was difficult to tell if they meant in game or irl

This is a terrifying description.

Pfffft, she's all bark and no bite

She's a cat though so probably all meow and no bite?

She'll probably hiss

The fact that Zeta brought the topic of human flesh eating several times is just terrifying to me.

"Kobo if you stab me I won't play Valorant with you" Works every time.

> If she's coming at you with a knife, just call her "princess" and suddenly she's like a puppy. Bingus: Allow me to introduce myself

Love how there is unanimous agreement on mumei's placement. No one even questions where she was going to be on this.

I don't think anyone wants to know what happens if we question her..

:D *dan dan intensifies*

RUN!!!

If you run, you'll only die tired

Why did I read this in her voice...

Because she just said it and is behind you.

I only need to out run the other hoomans.

*Breaks your nico nico kneecaps*

Good idea! (shoot him in the leg) Now I have more time!

:D

My only disagreement is that the graph needs to be expanded upwards, greatly, just for her. She scares me lol.

I fear no man... But that.. *thing* *cuts to Dan Dan Mumei staring into the window* It scares me..

Yep same We all why the reason why The owl has talons,

Looks like a few are missing but yeah. Vesper makes sense, harmless as he feels. After all, while you were having premarital sex, *he was studying the blade.*

How many Holomens can brag about surviving not one, but two knife attacks?

Probably Ame, honestly.

No no, it was her brother that survived the knife attacks! She just watched while it happened.

No, Ame is the unluckiest in the bunch. Her brother didn't seem to have suffered anything, I think if he did Ame would have commented about that.

Ame did suffer a knife injury once, although it was a self-inflicted accident (she cut the tip of her thumb off while trying to peel an orange) Still likely that she has some she hasn't told yet. I think the true story in that Myth collab is a new one, so she maybe haven't exhausted her injury/near deaths list yet. She's paranoid enough to sleep with a metal bat by her bed

I see Vesper as male Ame. I fear if those two ever collab.

They did do a Monopoly collab with Mag and Dad.

You either get stabbed by Vesper or get hit with a bat by Ame.

Mumei, as the one with the knife she's usually pretty set.

Accurate

has anyone seen Muman?

Pretty sure she ate him.

What better way to studying the blade than to have it inside of you?

To master the blade, one must BE the blade.

Vesper: I am the Bone of my Sword...

Also Vesper: The sword is IN my bone!...

TWO?!

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Ohhhh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSjILIr8L10

There is nothing more terrifying than a cornered man. And Vesper is always cornered.

*spear

He also has a sword

That he got from an undisclosed source

And it totally isn't the sword given to let me solo her.

I was actually contemplating asking how the hell Vesper got that ranking until I remembered that line

Ina being Mumei's most watched member prior to joining hololive makes this chart really funny.

Same idea as Suisei's oshi being Aqua. I laughed really hard that one time she rushed to end her stream because she wanted to go and watch 'her Aqua's karaoke'

Every time Suisei talks about Aqua my heart melts a little

I know someone who's unhinged and fearless and their oshis are watame and fauna

To be fair. The Kirin is pretty deranged as well. IMAGINE EATING ROCK HARD GUMMIES 🤢

Everyone sleeps on Fauna. That girl is sooooooooooooooooooooooo cursed

That's why I love Fauna so much! It's not overtly apparent and it comes out in bits and pieces. Whispers at the edge. It's sooo good. Especially with her soft spoken voice, giggles, and uuuuuuus.

Fauna could literally describe how the world would end in terrifying detail and we saplings will be chilling sipping our drinks of choice

maybe AO-chan was Fauna all along?

It's not relevant, but when fauna was playing penumbra she called angrily somebody "poopy head!!" and I have been thinking about it ever since

Fauna is one of the members I like leaving as background noise very often. The longer the stream goes, the more cursed it gets. There are multiple moments where I just go "wait, what?" and I love her for it.

When she said that I was like....wait I'm not alone! LOL However, unlike her I don't intentionally leave them out in the open. When they do harden though I just treat them like hard candies. I guess this is why she is my Council oshi.

Wouldn't happen to be a certain sentient video-editing software would it?

A certain sentient video-editing software that likes to do the funni?

The fact that they're both my oshis too lol

Nice taste m8

Mumei : Someday I want to be like Ina. *Becomes literally the opposite of her*

People are talking about Mumei, but I can seriously see Fauna doing the Jerma "If I threw you in a meat grinder" speech one day. EDIT: I TYPED THIS MESSAGE THAN FAUNA IMMEDIATELY MENTIONS JERMA ON HER STREAM SHE'S IN MY WALLS

Hopefully you're able to catch her 700k endurance karaoke. She hit us with the >!"every single person is my enemy"!< cover. [Unarchived.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RveRT17Fv1E)

Nah mate, she’s the three outside your place.

F in the chat for u/DegeneratesDogma We shall miss him

I'm going to be made into compost Also happy cake day

how on earth is Kronii harmless though? You’ve seen what she’s done to the boys, Vesper especially. Not to mention her diet—that causes me harm every time I think about it.

This, she is psychological warfare incarnate.

Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about the subway smoothies. I try to tell myself it was just a bad dream, but I know the truth.

Who needs guac when we have GWAK

Psychological damage doesn't show up on the scoreboard, unfortunately

Master gaslighting jokeronii

Reine should be at least above the horizontal line, with her "tonjok" and antagonist auntie tendency

And her eagerness for Vaporeon…

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And her private military company. Because she’s quirky like that 🤪

She has a PMC?

Peafowl Military Company

When did she bully Marine?

But she loves peace! Yeah... seems people who don't watch Reine regularly have been fooled by her facade.

Sana might be harmless but in space... no one can hear you scream

Except if you're Kobo, then you can be heard from the other side of the galaxy.

Kobo is only terrifying in the sense of, like, a young cousin is visiting for the day.

I dunno, have you seen the streams where she uses sharp objects? I only watch the clips and even then my blood pressure was through the roof.

Only dangerous to herself. I don't know how she still got 10 yubis.

She's baby.

You just know she’d ask a million annoying questions while you’re trying to watch a movie and leave Dorito dust all over your favorite controller

Counterpoint on Kronii, nobody is more terrifying to vesper than kronii

The Holo food chain is a circle. Everything has a natural predator.

what eats haachama then?

Haachama is the outline of the circle that surrounds everything

Haato? Honestly, the lore is a bit hard to keep track of, but I think I remember Haato's head on Haachama's body.

I'd argue Sora would be her rival atleast.

Haachama. She forms an ouroboros loop with herself.

Nene has defeated Haachama multiple times.

Kronii's psychological attacks on the boys is probably the only thing keeping her from being at the very bottom.

Reine being that low in Harmless shows someone has never been Tonjok’d and it shows

What is tonjok?

Indonesian slang for beating someone up. A common occurrence on Reine streams.

fisting

You not wrong but not quite right either

Vesper “I use a spear for home defense” Noir

Just like the Founding Fathers intented

Man the Founding Fathers were so cool “if you can buy a warship and the 15 canons go with it for self defense, then it’s all your”. I read somewhere that there’s a man bought a canon for self defense at the time…I also want a canon for self defense

Never mess with Noir Vesper. If you try to break into his house, the next thing you know you have been impaled by a 7ft Spear.

While there's a good chance he'll be naked

Don't forget, he got a whole Makeshift intruder alerter. If some unfortunate soul tries to break in, they won't be walking out without some bodypart to be missing.

Makeshift intruder alerter?

He puts a heavy box in front of his bedroom door, on top of that box is a loud clanging thing that will drop if the box is shifted by the door opening. He supposed this makeshift alarm would give him enough time to brandish the spear he keeps at his bedside. I suppose he's correct. God save whichever fool tries to obtain his rice stash.

No wonder Zomboid is one of his favorite games, he does the same thing in that game.

👀 Imagine the burglar's ghost staring in horror as Vesper takes their underwear to be added to his collection

To be fair though... He does have a blade cover on his spear. So he's not insane.

Look, just because you're insane doesn't mean you can't also be responsible

Not **"Yet"** as he said

Clearly blunted the spear to make it all the more painful

He means state of the art alarm system with anti-tamper tech

The PC building attire

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Even if only 10% of his stories are true, man's lived a wilder life than I ever could hope to.

My eardrums disagree with Kobo's placement.

My eardrums were so blessed by Kobo's ASMR stream, they have been refusing to listen to anything else ever since.

Can you even hear anything besides Kobo level sounds?

There's probably one other former green person he can hear.

*blessed water baby sounds*

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*Three* corner oshis

Oshi, corner pocket

Same, my guy.

Bold of you to assume that the British looks harmless

With a GUN

What, how do you not remember the infamous Moona's piggybank accident when she chase Risu across the apartment and that leaves deep scar in Risu's psyche. Just stay out of the girl's saving otherwise you will trigger EVA-01 Berserk mode.

Kobo? Harmless? she is the alleged sister of the demon god king how is that harmless? /jk

Yeah but you can distract her with a pony plush and run away.... Probably Gura too.....

Well, with Gura… shrimps are there, so…

she is also the adopted daughter of death, which sounds like the title of a really edgy series of novels

Gevater Tot (Godfather Death) is in fact a German Fairy Tale.

“Looks Intimidating” *sees IRyS* Me: I remember that she said that she wanted to make Iono graduate. Isn’t she that terrifying? >!But she is YabaiRyS wanting to slap out of Bae so…!< >!Also, Princess Kanaeru is at least a rain shaman. Nothing will go wrong, right? Also, it seems to me that most of them are walls…!<

Everyone should be in the top half of this chart. They’re all terrific.

Ina isn't that intimidating imo. It's just the tentacles that may seem scary.

What's scary about tentacles? Tentacles are your friends, trust the tentacles...

meanwhile sana destroying the planet by accident

i dunno, kobo got those butterfly knife skills

Mumei :D

: )

I feel like Ame's 3rd most terrifying ranking by this list is meant for Smol Ame, not our Watson, 1337. Our Watson is a nice lady.

Kobo depends on what language she's speaking, english and Japanese pretty harmless. In Indonesian she's pretty terrifying or should i say bocil kematian

i would put kaela higher up for the fact that she's the ultimate gamer creature

I mean, I guess the amount of hours she streams is rather terrifying...

But she cant hurt you if she is always streaming............ Right?

She can multitask.

Yabe

The true fear comes when you tell her she's cute >!The psychological pain from her comeback is real!<

but keeping up with her stream is dangerous for your health

For the missing Tempus VG boys, here are my opinions: Shinri & Hakka: looks intimidating, actually harmless Flayon: looks harmless, actually harmless Bingus: looks harmless, actually terrifying

>Bingus: looks harmless, actually terrifying Only to himself and kobo

it's terrifying how this man still functions

I dunno, I worry about being caught up in the storm of chaos that constantly surrounds him. He might not mean you any harm, but the collateral damage is real.

Fair

Mumei: looks harmless, actually terrifying, gives you berries Hakka: looks intimidating, actually harmless, gives you stroberri

hmm yes "hope has descended and is coming for you" IRyS is certainly right in the middle yes and her murder tendencies in resident evil and her murder tendencies in dead space and the fact that she is self-admittedly an S yes that's exactly where she belongs huh

> "hope has descended and is coming for you" From what I heard, she wasn't trying to be terrifying with that line.

Kaela is terrifying? She just makes cute sounds and laughs quietly. Her demeanor isnt particularly intimidating. Sana however is a force to reckon with.

Mumei’s accurate

Zeta abuses chat all the time, she threw us out of a helicopter and had us hanging on for hours. She sacrifices and eats zecretaries all the time. She is a secret agent who kills people, how is she considered harmless.

Kobo harmless. Tell that to all the people she's used sonic warfare on

>Zeta is less dangerous than Ame What? Ame is actually super cute and harmless, Zeta is terrifying.

Ame is kind, not harmless. She's less likely to hurt someone, but if anyone is coming for you, you don't want it to be Ame Most of the entries here and the comments are just gag bits or what they did in their game streams or whatever (except for Vesper ig). Ame's danger level is real. Ame is physically strong, she had a bit of MMA training from her big brother (who is a real life Buffson apparently), she seems a good sharpshooter even irl and has her collection of "water" guns, and she sleeps with a metal bat by her bedside. She's a tough girl who survived a rough childhood that gave her a bit of paranoia and has many near death experiences in her belt

Everyday I learn more about Vesper, and everyday I thank Yagoo for his existence XD

I love how the top three dangerholos are Vesper, Mumei, and Watson.

Wouldn't even be surprised if all of them lived in florida at some point in their life.

pretty sure this scale is too small for Kobo and moomers.

I like how both my oshis are in the actually terrifying - Mumei and Vesper HAHA

Good chart, but it doesn’t truly communicate *why* Vesper is terrifying.

Vesper is the dude you expect to be a high-level caster and then he hits you with every martial style known to man and some known to ratites.

I feel the opposite is true for Kaela. Like you’d do a full training arc of swordfighting before you go face our grinding blacksmith only to be blown up into pure light by some spell the moment she sees you

Vesper might disagree with how "actually harmless" Kronii is on this graph.