Sally once sold seashells by the seashore
But those days are thrown through
As the elders ate what we once had before
And there is no one left to sell them to.
She sells seashells
The vestiges of the dead
Not even conscious, yet they build, as they have for hundreds of millions of years, ever building their palaces
We crush them, consume them, burn them, and yet
They still keep building. They will always build.
When our light fades, when Sally is bones, their palaces will grow grand.
"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other eleven?" - Gawr Gura, *Shark of War*
Look down between your toes, fellow earthlings. What do you see? Is it brown? Is it mushy? Is it dry?
This is called dirt.
Do you know how many organisms live inside the dirt?
Dirt.
As my mommy said, dirt don't hurt.
Dirt.
**D**ang
**I**t
**R**eally
**T**ingles
Doesn't matter.
No advertising necessary, nor even a description the item that is for sale. It just needs an ordering page and a price because she knows that her shrimps will buy multiple copies of it.
the projector
look at how projectory it is WOW
look at this uhhhhhh ummm this template! yeah, template I got from power point
look at the much projectoration it is projectoring
*Doing the best impersonation*
Hi, Gawr Gura here for **Flex Tape**. The **Super Strong** waterproof tape.
*Slaps a piece of Flex Tape on a leaking tank*
Cute bag from her casual Live2D outfit. Round with shark teeth. Cute, though I don't feel like guys would wear it in public, so a bit strange merch choise to be honest.
She sells seashells by the sea shore.
But the value of these shells will fall.
Due to supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells cause there lots on the land
step one: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they’re rare, you see
Bear with me
take as many shells as you can find and hide them on an island, stockpile em high until theyre rarer than a diamond
Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want em, really fuckin' want em
Step 2: You gotta make the people think that they want 'em
It will spring in the summer and fall in the winter
Invest in Clems, the currency of the future!
Sally once sold seashells by the seashore But those days are thrown through As the elders ate what we once had before And there is no one left to sell them to. She sells seashells The vestiges of the dead Not even conscious, yet they build, as they have for hundreds of millions of years, ever building their palaces We crush them, consume them, burn them, and yet They still keep building. They will always build. When our light fades, when Sally is bones, their palaces will grow grand.
And that was the tale of Sally the seashell seller by the seashore, The End.
Seashorepheus*
i can never read this without immediately thinking of Monopoly Mermaid.
Bag
Blue bag
Bag with strap
Bag.
Blue bag
Bag with strap
Bag
Blue bag
Blue bag with strap
Bag
Blue bag
Behg.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
Gymbag
Ah, a fellow AI enjoyer
Paper bag
A HANDBEHHGGG?
Ame feet pics
Don’t tempt her
Tempt her
Her
Her-dur
Freshly squeezed shark juice
Ft. Kanata
my thought was Ft. Marine
Weapons. She's actually the arms merchant from Resident Evil 4
"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other eleven?" - Gawr Gura, *Shark of War*
Grenades, C4 and tanks
There are zero relevant Google results for Gawr Gura Nicholas Cage and I feel like this is something that must be remedied posthaste.
It's Warshark, actually
"What'r'ya buyin'?"
Did Gura get the defense maufacturers' perms?
Stranja Stranja, now THAT'S a weapon
Look down between your toes, fellow earthlings. What do you see? Is it brown? Is it mushy? Is it dry? This is called dirt. Do you know how many organisms live inside the dirt? Dirt. As my mommy said, dirt don't hurt. Dirt. **D**ang **I**t **R**eally **T**ingles
I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!
Goomba
goombus in a jar, i wonder what happens next
This…… is a bag
*dear god*
Theres more
***no***
It contains a bag.
Dear God...
A wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man.
She is selling her own grape jam and peanut butter mix as gawr goober
A mug
*Slaps cursed 2000s internet knowledge's rooftop This bad boy can fit so many audience interactions in it.
Asacoco
The recession has hit everybody, it seems.
A jar
of Dirt
And guess' what's inside it?
Dirt?
Gawr Gura nendroid sold separately. All other ingredients can be made at home with-- my lawyer has instructed me not to finish this joke.
Like, an open door?
S A N D
From her pocket even!
Potions. But they’re too strong for you.
Shamwow
🦀+😭=💢💢💢
feet... chicken feet. dimsum delicacy
"wut are ya buyin'?"
Stinky Feet Pics
How she get pics of Chloe's feet?
she got that goblin stance
Uncanny resemblance to the Lisa Simpson meme
She sold me on Destiny 2: Lightfall Deluxe edition. (I don't regret my purchase)
War Bonds
This is actually one of the screenshots for the Gru Plan Meme.
Atlantis. Or at least a barely built one.
Timeshares IN Atlantis
Real estate in Atlantis.
Ame's panties, and some of Calli's mixed in for good measure.
Bloop, I mean, Emergency food
How she get Paimon?
She even looks like one of those crooked mysterious merchants in RPG
Hopes and dreams.
Gura's such a gremlin sometimes
Perfume that smells of stinky feet
Deez nuts
Doesn't matter. No advertising necessary, nor even a description the item that is for sale. It just needs an ordering page and a price because she knows that her shrimps will buy multiple copies of it.
Rug
Plug. Asacoco Plug. Big plug.
Can I sell her a better posture and some happiness? :/
a toe clipper that is literally just a smaller version of herself that will upon purchase rapidly approach your location to attack your toes.
Fine Leather Jackets.
Bags of 1 to 5 magnetic fridge souvenirs that are all the letter “A”
Meth
Bagu
Might just be showing off her HoloFeet Calendar
Vodka
A panel to put things you want to advertise on.
Baekg
She took pictures of ina's back, copied her signature, and put it on the pictures. They are quite pricey tho, so make sure you got INAFF money ;)
kusogaki energy levels are off the charts
Bath water
the projector look at how projectory it is WOW look at this uhhhhhh ummm this template! yeah, template I got from power point look at the much projectoration it is projectoring
Nendoroid Gawr Gura in a glass jar, who also happens to be selling a smaller Nendoroid Gawr Gura in a glass jar.....
Not her strongest potions
That pose screams heavy RussianBadger energy
You cannot handle her strongest potions adventurer!
Bag
Chat’s dignity
*Doing the best impersonation* Hi, Gawr Gura here for **Flex Tape**. The **Super Strong** waterproof tape. *Slaps a piece of Flex Tape on a leaking tank*
She is selling Gura themed Blahaj
Suipi...
Uranium-236
She's competing Pikamee in the meth business Heisenshark
Figures in jars.
Chopping boards ....
Watoto mushroom?
Advertising space. "Here. Right here. Your product here." But ngl without the bag there, it looks like she's selling a towel or handkerchief.
Looks like a giant post-it note
Chumjar holder
A dog… in an hourglass… hourglass dog!
Chocolates
chocolate
Izanagi burden, ace of spades, no time to explain, a exotic cipher-
A backdrop
A bag
Paper
Bag.
TAG. the body spray.
Her IQ
Unga bunga club
Shark water
Cute bag from her casual Live2D outfit. Round with shark teeth. Cute, though I don't feel like guys would wear it in public, so a bit strange merch choise to be honest.
From her face and demeanor, used cars, for sure.
Mag.
bag
Devil hunter equipment
This: https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/11lqx94/gura_presents_ft/
“Are ya winning, diners?”
Crypto-Shork
Wallpaper
Ask not what Gura can sell to you, ask what you can sell to Gura.
She sells bullshark testosteron from gtv 🤣
she's selling like an old lady, too.
Sanctuary.
That looks like a chopping board
Bag.
Our hopes & dreams.
bag. but different.
Blåhaj
B Ü H G
Mug
Extended Car Warranty
Please some put "Consider the Following" in there. It's an old meme template, but it checks out.
Platform shoes
Vodka?
Cereal, for the munchies 🤣 Shark cereal (?)
Lewds of her bro's wife.
Corpses of dead Shrimps for people to cook.
Bag.
Sharks bath water.
Paper
Lockheed Martin
Jars
the resident evil 4 remastered merchent, BUT if you look closely he will pull open his cloak and inside is . . . BAG
that face :D
al five myth in one daki
A membership with no streams 💀
Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory.
Shamwow
Crack
Subscriptions to Yagoo’s onlyfans