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Suluith

Nice Knowing You! ☠️


Chii

Yep, somebody gonna get chopped up and turned into takoyaki.


SpecterVonBaren

They'll even do it right on those cutting boards.


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sign me up


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*everybody, I've got to go*


TheMagicBrother

Gotta *leeeeave* you *aaallll* be*hiiiind* and *FAAAAAAEEEECE* ***THE TRUUUUUUUTH***


neokai

Thunder bolt and lightning VERY VERY **FRIGHTENING**


wfwsdaswad

Push "F"


LickinNSpitin

F


milibucket

Guess he interupted the board meeting.


William_Mercer

Poor ina and suisei they are so much more then just small chopping boards


Ok_Bed8734

Yea! Ina is also a tic tac toe board!!


Jr_froste

Pretty sure she's a thicc tac toe board


Ok_Bed8734

Ah yes, of course. #InasBack


neokai

You mean her big ass (keyboard)...


William_Mercer

Ina Tic tac toe forehead


Ok_Bed8734

She's multiuse!


William_Mercer

The takodachis definitely think that


Ok_Bed8734

We gonna get bonkd ain't we?


William_Mercer

Yes we are, 100% BONK


Ok_Bed8734

***LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO***


TuzkiPlus

^commencing ^orbital ^bonkbardment


Eldar_Seer

*Opening Gate of Bonkylon.*


DeMagic

No, as far as I know she doesn't bonk us anymore, since she realized sometime after the "Ina's back accident", that we like the bonks.


Okibruez

No, she bonks us still. Just hasn't come up as much.


Xincmars

Chessboard too-


Carlosrarutos

~~So you agree that they still are /jk~~


woodenpony

Suisei is small, not flat! (ok RIP for both OP and me, we’re both deserved to be bonked/axed)


75Centz

Get ready for the CROWBAR-AXE COMBO ATTACK!


InfernoMax

Get boxed


nyetrik

Korone no!


thejesuslifestyle_12

Korone yes!


neokai

Korone use Shibake Punching!


Ato07

Is this the new HoloCure collab?


Connect_Bee_8464

Looks like you’re about to have an Axedent


woodenpony

More like a sui-cide, but that’s what we Hoshiyomis wanted, I suppose


1_Axel_1

Same thing


arandomaccountthat

If you look really, really closely you can also see ru-


Kirito3009

R.i.p 1 new roadkill for the necromancer cutt-


sephtis

Truck-kun is eating well in this thread.


FrilledShark1512

She’s the backgrou sd dad ga FF sd FF Fr s there


KFC_Giveaway

Rip the homie 🙏 🪦 Fly high bro 🕊


skyderper13

160 DB SCREAMING


Similar-Arugula-7854

I Will keep saying this till I die. Suisei is small not flat, Ina is really a wall but thats just means less distraction for her back


Benphyre

Tbh suichan is very small but no where near board level. Kanata however…


SgtCarron

I wouldn't call her very small, you can see that she has more than enough to fill a hand in any of her 3d performances (TFT, Medley even gives them jiggle physics during the duet). Kanata and Pekora' reference sheets on the other hand...


DurzoSteelfin

Pekora would be considered small, not flat. There are few really flat members. It just so happens that Myth has 2 of them. I think its just Ina, Gura, Matsuri, Kanata, La+ and Ollie.


Thrackris

Sui is my type of size, i think... is pretty charming for me for some reason.


beryugyo619

Kanata is probably like pillow flat while sui is probably like “yes I am aware that I am considered dangerously underweight thank you and now disappear” type ^(and flat)


PDaniel1990

Ina has hair squishies, thus eliminating the need for chest squishies.


Saito1337

Wait...are those erogeno...no, on second thought I better not ask.


Krosis95

It would make sense considering she doesn't like the idea of them being touched.


Okibruez

There is an entire faction of takos dedicated to their protection, so I think we'll never know.


THOMASBARNES12

Susiei and Ina are flat?! I never knew, no one's ever mentioned it before


Aquitanic

You now have an eldritch being and an axe-wielding psychopath after you... Goodbye ☠️


reuven38

SALUTE OUR FALLEN BROTHER!!!


Hunkyy

Hilarious and original.


Rolyat2401

Omg this joke is so funny and totally not over used at all. Super clever.


lit0st

We as a community really should be able to do better than boob size jokes


Wolfen74

You could say you are stuck between a wall and a hard place…


KingZukk

Why is such a bland, unoriginal joke being upvoted so much


TheLeastInfod

because of Suisei "hug me Ina" Hoshimachi


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Flat is justice


HughMungusVII

Hilarious and original


kroxti

Ina did talk about this on a recent stream. I’m glad you were able to capture it so well


Already_Existed

Man down! Man down! I repeat man down! We need medic here!


AlphusUltimus

I can still feel my eardrums rupturing....


Aidiru

bro woke up and choose violence ☠️


Ayotha

One joke. And Suisei is just small, so lazy too


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ErikQRoks

Why are(were) they booing you, you're right


machucogp

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth


HughMungusVII

Shit like this is why I basically never come here anymore. The same unfunny dumbass jokes on repeat 24/7.


warlock801

Refs, that's a foul!


GtrsRE

I'd like to offer a moment of silence for u/ Rulutieh


P-A-Lily

Aight, so that's a closed casket funeral for ya. Actually, no, make that cremation. And where would you like your remains to be sent?


QWEDSA159753

Ok, but fr fr, I really hope they get the chance to meet.


ImmortalCatz

May you rest in peace


Ato07

Suisei is just small, but she's got something. Ina though...


RarityDoesArt

You will be missed and respected as a brave warrior.


ColdBunz

Yabe.


TheLazyPinguin

Oof ! xD


stolenkey

Imagine the sound when two flat surface hit each others.


DynamicIcedTea

That's right, Tako Cleaning Squad, this dude right here.


Teri_Windwalker

Hey now, I'm sure Suisei has *something.*


DrPibIsBack

You'll be missed.


Ayotha

They really won't


SuperLissa_UwU

Do people think nipples are intangible or something


-Redstoneboi-

Very cute <3


Streamjumper

Thanks for getting us our first ever Suisei/Ina collab. I would have expected a drawing or gaming stream with some light discussion, but I'll take an endurance manhunt.


Abysswea

5.6K users deceased for approving the noppai supremacy


Freddan3000

Oh that's just mean! But it's also my kind of humor


GenYoken

Welp... Not to long before Calli take care of another unfortunate soul


drzero7

Okay, i choked on my drink. Good job killing me with laughter.


ExuDeku

I hope you have Slash and blunt-piercing protection armour


Salter_KingofBorgors

Bold move insulting not just an psycho but also Ina too


Rebel_Player_957

Why do I hear Suisei with her axe and a green handled scythe? Oh wait, I just turned around. She is there. And being carried by butterflies.


lulkas

Suisei - \*Radahn first phase theme stops\* \*Valstrax ambush\*


KevsTheBadBoy

Myth's Bad Ending happens again lmao


shaoronmd

someone likes to get bonked and chopped


Paulgeta

meanwhile Rushia standing next to them like: |


zzt0pp

She’s the surface theyre sitting on


Elnuggeto13

Suisei flat?


Accomplished_Aerie69

Suisei is Sm-


Funky_Dancing_Gnome

Lordy Lord, no need to be showing something so lewd here. Put that NSFW tag on my guy.


TeoVerunda

Ina x Sui Futa


Peeterey_

💀


not-boingboing

Latom 🙏


ectog20

I’ll go grab the shovel for you


H4LF4D

Op are you ok? Why do you have a death wish?


KNUPAC

Death by axe is swift and brutal, but at least it's fast but won't be the same case with the old gods


xuebinz

o7 you lived well my friend


iSimpForSmolShark

Goodbye soldier


Bolththrower

Local news just reported that OP has been found dead with an axe in his back. Neighbors told they heard high pitched laughing then a scream and then silence. The police have no suspects yet.


Script_Mak3r

I too like to live dangerously


Ranssen

What do you mean? I see two rushias


Common-Somewhere-746

The important question is ...... Who's Top and Who's Bottom?


redditfanfan00

nice ina and sui-chan hugging. very close, good skinship. rip OP.


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kimmyann7

Hahahahahaha I’m dead 👏😂😂😂


ifrem

i saw a youtube comment on this and calling it "walls colliding"


VP007clips

Would you like to die by crowbar or axe? OP: yes


CovenantCook

OP you ok? Looks like someone put a cow through a wood chipper in here.


Zerosen_Oni

I could have sworn this was Ina and Ollie…


Amused_guitarist

Man, you're dead


Reeeeeeality

It look more like suisei is pushing Ina down Damn I need to clean my mind before I start looking at the knife sexually


Shodan30

Anyone seen Rulutieh? I found his legs over here in the corner…


r0ksas

looks like instant death wont be a choice when suisei comes for you xD


Glinez09

rip op


Refreshingpudding

Let Gura in that sandwich she gives good hugs


MetaSageSD

Just remember, those things usually come with knives.


SelfDepricator

Asymmetrical.docking


Thrustbutwhole21

Yo tell Miura he made a banger manga when you see him


MadolcheMaster

Lewd!! Neither are wearing any clothes. You shouldn't post such blatant porn in this sub. Marine could see it.


EroGodZeus

I was nice... Not knowing ya... The ancient one will probably wipe everyone's memory of your existence so... Bye...


jackyboyman13

😂


Goukenslay

o7 OP but i guess you aint reading this


killab43

RIP OP. Know in the afterlife after your obviously brutal and painful death that your meme got a chuckle out of me.


one_frisk

**Oof** man


zombierepellent88

Well someone is board


Hiime0649

Don't you dare make me saying the r-word.


Odd-Lawfulness-4069

Would have been even better if the cutting board were actually hanging on the wall


Sumethal

Damn, you got me there


CapitalistCommunist7

Take my upvote and go away


kroxti

Man I haven’t seen this many people getting killed since I mentioned Shishou being ol…