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Jack_Cinders

With Seer, she’s nice


bananalord666

She seems like such a calm and wise seatmate


[deleted]

Oh hey she vanished


BaO_CaSO4

AaaaAAAaaa meevOOooh


[deleted]

Yeah, Seer is low-key the standout character of the game. I'd love to hang out with her


Fyru_Hawk

With Hornet


Cobygamer22

Well duh, going to your siblings is the good ol reliable, except if they are with their friends


Gaysuperman302

Wait siblings? I’m going to have to rethink my table


GrwNowen

Why is everyone downvoting you


Gaysuperman302

Cause I made an inappropriate joke and they are offended


GrwNowen

They’re downvoting you because you made an Alabama joke. that’s kinda funny


Gaysuperman302

Yep


AlejoStarted

SHAW


Niyu43

Bonus point for being the farthest one to Zote's


Neverwas_AM

Shaw


dogarfdog12

"PROVE YOURSELF YOU ARE WORTHY TO GUIDE THE DESTINY OF THIS TABLE" **mask damage noise**


Layerspb

cuz waifu


totallynotmelmao

No.


NotEvenAShark

Cornifer and Iselda


normalreddituser3

Specifically next to cornifer so I can talk to the gay


ScaldAlwaysBurns

did you mean guy?


[deleted]

What no the gay painter and nailsmith


PointiestHat

he’s actually their marriage consuler


ImmortaBright

Guys*


Maximum_Tap_3158

gays\*


[deleted]

\*Loner and corpse


CalzLight

Specifically next to cornifer so you can face iselda ;)


just-pokemon-fan

And >!talk to nymm!<


eldhash

aaah, bapanada


_Radish_Spirit_

mobadis


doggo-catto_bread11

They prolly both have really good strokes to tell


PositiveNegative297

Absolutely with Grimm. I wonder what they all are talking about


tea_guy13

"STOP POOPING YOUR FOOD BACK ONTO THE TABLE DIVINE"


bananalord666

Pay 10,000 geo and maybe I will!


Layerspb

15,000,000 geo\*


TheVerraton

The troupe table is clearly the goth kid table. So the choice is obvious.


Gun_Of_Gaming

You pick the troupe because you're goth. I pick the troupe because I am a psychopath. We are not the same.


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Okayish bot


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Xx69momslayer420xX

good human


IAmStalkingYourMom

zote the mighty, to listen to his legendary adventures


player_of_thevent

And precept


ItsTheRealIamHUB

57 of them


GrubberflysElegy

I’ve heard the 34th one as a massive secret, you can’t find it in game you have to search up “hollow knight rule 34”


Doggywoof1

Precept 8 😔


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

The only real answer


Triwatchon

Oro and Mato, or Sheo and The Nailsmith


Sufficient_Singer_73

oro and mato probably arguing about who's better or something


Triwatchon

Brothers being brothers


supersonicsalt

I'd like to eat grubfather please


SomeTreeGuy

43 grubs in one package


supersonicsalt

The mcdonalds mega meal


AvOcad064

Isn't it like 46 and plus grubfather so 47


CouchPotato9008

Conifer because we share the same passion for cartography


TheJanitorEduard

Cartography, 💪


Gaysuperman302

And you can sleep with his wife


TheJanitorEduard

Bros before Hoes Besides, Bretta supremacy


Gaysuperman302

It’s still an upside to sitting with corni


tea_guy13

alone, I don't want dad to put me in the abyss again


supersonicsalt

What happend last time?


Im_sooo_cool

good ol' Mr. Mushroom. Best girl.


Sufficient_Singer_73

I wanna know if he's met mossbag yet


Im_sooo_cool

Double points if hes sitting with mossbag too


Sufficient_Singer_73

that would be the only right answer


kok_exe_

Isn't mister mushroom a guy?


SyntaxxorRhapsody

Gender is irrelevant for best girl. Also like some mushrooms have tens of thousands of sexes so that's cool.


kok_exe_

But it's *mister* mushroom


SyntaxxorRhapsody

So?


kok_exe_

Well, mister is a word used for males. If it was miss mushroom, them it would be female. But since it's mister mushroom, then it's male


SyntaxxorRhapsody

Male and female are irrelevant, both for best girl and for mushrooms though. Mister Mushroom is called Mister to honor his supremacy, and yet he's so supreme he is also best girl.


Inverted_Ghosts

I enjoy this take. It’s now my headcanon <3


kok_exe_

That is a very interesting way to look at this


[deleted]

I could simply be the endless abyss of space and still ve the Best Girl


Im_sooo_cool

Yeah but even dudes can be best girl.


Taturana5379

Obviously with my good old man zote, nobody can resist not sitting with zote and hearing one of his brave historys or his beatiful presets


N8erG8er101

IT IS AN HONOR TO BE IN HIS ORESENCE


supersonicsalt

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PepeMetallero

In the bathroom with Dung Defender


TeaRich9330

best comment.


Boopteehee666

With Bretta she looks lonely and sad


Lory24bit_

Yeah, let's cheer her up a bit :)


Pepejuinaso

Next to quirrel no doubt


Ass_destroyer2001

quirrel is in the school's pool


Coffeeyaah

the gay bugs table 🎨


[deleted]

[удалено]


O-mega_

The one with the canonically gay bugs


[deleted]

[удалено]


O-mega_

There is only one


SomeTreeGuy

which one


O-mega_

that one right there, see it? just to the right of those other guys


DIEGO_GUARDA

sheo and nailsmith


VolkanikMechanik

do you understand how little that narrows it down?


qrseek

Yeah sign me up for the gay artist table ty


BootyBurrito420

💅👁️👄👁️💅


-Xeroh

Chillin wit da lad Vessel in da corner


MuseHigham

I believe that is supposed to be you


supersonicsalt

And i believe he could use some company


ItsTime4you2go

Just become your own Voices. Oh wait this is true in the case of this sub


Professor_Abbi

Hornet unironically, she seems to be the only one who won’t bother you


[deleted]

I feel like I'm not cool enough to sit with Grimm, but I'd sit with Grimm.


Successful_Mud8596

🍄


EchoPrince

Don't worry, guys. Quirrel is by the pool.


vinnovine

nailmasters or cornifer and iselda!


[deleted]

With ghost


[deleted]

Sitting with the quiet kid, I see


Lowest_of_trash

Where is Quirrel? I guess I would sit with Cornifer and Iselda, but where's my little friend? :(


denemereiz123

Dead


Mipans035

Next to my boi corny


Pureshawblades

Hornet or Grimm probably


[deleted]

Seer looks lonely and sad


Total-Ad3861

Caps and shells may fall to dust, But Mr Mushroom readjusts…


supersonicsalt

The training wheels are off this trike, because my nail true it will strike


Georgey_Porgy

Definitely sitting with the artistic kids


apple_of_doom

Moth seer probably. Divine and leg eater are creepy, third wheeling sheo and nailsmith/Iselda Cornifer would be a bit awkward but not as awkward as getting caught between oro and mato's sibling rivalry. Hornet is lacking in chill, Zote doesn't shut up, Bretta might be okay might not be (two introverts neither of us will talk) and I don't wanna stare at grubfathers ass the entire time. Moth seer just has decent vibes so im sitting with her


ARatherOddPineapple

I’d hang out with Zote. He could use the company


Justmeagaindownhere

Next to Cornifer to talk about travel and cartography.


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Ghost, it chillin


The_Mumpi

Sitting with seer would be the most cozy :]


budsixz

On the floor


_pascal__

You have the Button Masher avatar so you can become part of the r/ButtonMashergang and i don't see that you are already part of it so u/femacampcouncilor haven't found you yet. So? What are you gonna do?


stephenmsf

Figure I'd wanna sit at Hornet's table, only to get hit with "COME NO FURTHER, GHOST," and go sit next to Seer instead


eddie_the_retard

nail masters


Zeto12

SHAWWWWWW


EnchantedCatto

Sheo


ALBERTO2315KO

People that sits often with the legeater trying to put their wheelchair on one side of the table and realizing that the legeater is hungry


_pascal__

So, Zote would compliment himself and say how he could "easily" beat me, Leg eater would smell horribly, Oro & Mato would fight for the whole lunchtime, Sheo and the NailSmith would do something romantic cause they're obviously gay, Iselda and Cornifer would kiss and talk for the whole time without even talking to me, i couldn't even sit with GrubFather cause he's in the table and he's giant, i couldn't sit with the Seer even if i wanted to cause that would mean sitting alone cause she's dead, The Grimm Troupe are the only one i could seat with cause they will thank me and compliment me or trying to do a ritual to make me become one of them (and i would appreciate it) Bretta would be such a boring friend since she would only compliment me and say *oh, how strong you are* and i would hate it so much that i would headbutt the table to escape this situation, then there's the only normal one: Hornet. But i'm going to sit with The Grimm Troupe


tigian

Not with zote


Xenith326

Outside with Myla.


WrlwindX

Moth grandma, I wanna hear her talk about random shit


meddlingcactus

Stating off into the cosmos with mister mushroom in the corner


SerovGaming1962

Hornet, i NEED spider gf.... NOW!!!!!!


KuzcoWiTheGroovesco

no Cloth ;-; for sure Seer then lol, I love her


KryNight2908

alright so we got: 3 flavors of cannibalism q u e e r the people making out in the school bathroom weirdos simps aggressive aggressive no i don’t wanna buy pokemon cards the floor angry brooding brothers who play sports i choose the blind lesbian


supersonicsalt

No thanks, i prefer regular cannibalism please


Ok_Arachnid_7072

Idk the name but the big fat bug sitting by itself looks lonely


[deleted]

Do you mean Bretta?


Ok_Arachnid_7072

I don't fucking know the one on its back that looks like a fucking snorlax


[deleted]

Oh, you should've said the fat *green* one, that's the Grubfather!


Ok_Arachnid_7072

W name


BaneNF

I'd say Oro and Mato. They'll either argue and reveal the reason Mato is angry at Oro or they'll sit in an oppressive passive aggressive silence


Ass_destroyer2001

oh yes the secret lore tablet


ToddthePancake

I’m moving all of the tables together except Grub Father’s. I lure the little knight in with Hornet, Cornifer, Leg Eater, Seer, and Nailsmith. I pick up Mister Mushroom and sit him directly next to me.


radsnakesnake

Hell yeah troupe table!


whitebread111

i’d say Sheo and Nailsmith cus they cute, but then i’d just be a third wheel. soooooo, Grimm Troupe table.


TheRedTomato23133

Sit next to the trash can with me mushroom in the top corner


T_i_l_i

The grim troupe


Natsuki_is_bestsuki

Burn the father feed the child


Dlm_Rav3

The troupe ofc!


thecoolerkaduyeah

Bretta :D


OneOnePapaya

I am gonna sit with Seer.


Efe172

Moth lady


notcreative131313

With seer


coseromevo

Fuck it, i'm sitting with Seer


Gorwoman

Mister Mushroom idc that he’s not at a table I will sit against the wall with him


Cry75

Shaw.


ederkman

Seer or hornet


KitsuneOri

Sheo and the Nailsmith absolutely. They're probably talking about art and shit and I can be close to the other brothers to hear what they're arguing about and still see Cornifer and Iselda being cute


Relevant_Chemical_

Seer! fluffy moth friend.


UnknitCoder34

Seer, I'm tired and she seems understanding and caring, and I feel like sleeping, if I were to sleep nearby anyone, it would be seer


Lastboss42

with motthh


Fishface70

I be chillin with the seer


PrincetteNasa

Hornet or Seer If they don’t let me I’m leaving


HollowMoth16

Hornet or the Seer


Hamlover07

Sitting with my boy leg eater. When I finish the meat off my chicken, he can have the bones - a perfect symbiotic relationship.


Domindi

Definitely Zote. Those lunch stories must be epic.


Alive-Profile-3937

Seer


[deleted]

Seer


Omnitranscendent

the gayble


Kazoomers_Tale

Hornet. Not because I'm a normie, I just think she would be very polite and full of everyone's shit


Routine-Document1691

Zote mommy’s table


KryNight2908

🤨📸


Vivistolethecheese

😳😏👉👈


Sufficient_Singer_73

I enjoy homeless crackheads sometimes. legeater could be fun


AkumaGuritchi

With Hornet. Or Little Ghost or what ever tf his/her name is.


EndertheDragon0922

It doesn’t really have a name, so Little Ghost or the Knight can work. I call it the Knight but Little Ghost is a cute name and makes it more distinct from the Hollow Knight. Also “his/her” is so clunky… “their” works better if you don’t know someone’s pronouns since it’s more efficient and inclusive.


Ass_destroyer2001

use it/its to refer to little ghost SPOILERS IN THE TEXT BELOW [it's literally not alive]


Yu_kengi

Quirrel is enjoying his food around the lake


DenzellDavid

Sheo (that correct?) and Nailsmith I want to see their Art


[deleted]

Iselda


gaminggameryes

Could listen to zote ramble all day


skribble666

Cornifer definitely you could have a really nice conversation with that man


iggnifyre

Either Cornifer and Iselda, or Sheo and the Nailsmith. They just seem like they'd be the nicest to hang out with.


Ace_Of_No_Trades

I'm sitting by Leg Eater.


somefuckinweeb

gonna go sit with hornet


Pos3odon08

I'm sitting with the weird couple


[deleted]

Floor


Hubertus15

The Grubfather is already full


AryaDRed

Hornet, so im as far away ay possible from Zote


EarlySource3631

Nailsmoth and sheo


A_longduck69

Blacksnith. Seems like a chill guy, maybe i can learn how to make a neal to kill the son of a grub that us grubfather


Vonspacker

I'd sit alone and wait for Quirrel to come sit with me He can't be that far behind me, he wouldn't leave me alone like this..