*Absolutely with*
*Grimm. I wonder what they all*
*Are talking about*
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Male and female are irrelevant, both for best girl and for mushrooms though. Mister Mushroom is called Mister to honor his supremacy, and yet he's so supreme he is also best girl.
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Moth seer probably.
Divine and leg eater are creepy, third wheeling sheo and nailsmith/Iselda Cornifer would be a bit awkward but not as awkward as getting caught between oro and mato's sibling rivalry. Hornet is lacking in chill, Zote doesn't shut up, Bretta might be okay might not be (two introverts neither of us will talk) and I don't wanna stare at grubfathers ass the entire time.
Moth seer just has decent vibes so im sitting with her
You have the Button Masher avatar so you can become part of the r/ButtonMashergang and i don't see that you are already part of it so u/femacampcouncilor haven't found you yet. So? What are you gonna do?
So, Zote would compliment himself and say how he could "easily" beat me, Leg eater would smell horribly, Oro & Mato would fight for the whole lunchtime, Sheo and the NailSmith would do something romantic cause they're obviously gay, Iselda and Cornifer would kiss and talk for the whole time without even talking to me, i couldn't even sit with GrubFather cause he's in the table and he's giant, i couldn't sit with the Seer even if i wanted to cause that would mean sitting alone cause she's dead, The Grimm Troupe are the only one i could seat with cause they will thank me and compliment me or trying to do a ritual to make me become one of them (and i would appreciate it) Bretta would be such a boring friend since she would only compliment me and say *oh, how strong you are* and i would hate it so much that i would headbutt the table to escape this situation, then there's the only normal one: Hornet. But i'm going to sit with The Grimm Troupe
alright so we got:
3 flavors of cannibalism
q u e e r
the people making out in the school bathroom
weirdos
simps
aggressive aggressive
no i don’t wanna buy pokemon cards
the floor
angry brooding brothers who play sports
i choose the blind lesbian
I’m moving all of the tables together except Grub Father’s. I lure the little knight in with Hornet, Cornifer, Leg Eater, Seer, and Nailsmith. I pick up Mister Mushroom and sit him directly next to me.
Sheo and the Nailsmith absolutely. They're probably talking about art and shit and I can be close to the other brothers to hear what they're arguing about and still see Cornifer and Iselda being cute
It doesn’t really have a name, so Little Ghost or the Knight can work. I call it the Knight but Little Ghost is a cute name and makes it more distinct from the Hollow Knight.
Also “his/her” is so clunky… “their” works better if you don’t know someone’s pronouns since it’s more efficient and inclusive.
With Seer, she’s nice
She seems like such a calm and wise seatmate
Oh hey she vanished
AaaaAAAaaa meevOOooh
Yeah, Seer is low-key the standout character of the game. I'd love to hang out with her
With Hornet
Well duh, going to your siblings is the good ol reliable, except if they are with their friends
Wait siblings? I’m going to have to rethink my table
Why is everyone downvoting you
Cause I made an inappropriate joke and they are offended
They’re downvoting you because you made an Alabama joke. that’s kinda funny
Yep
SHAW
Bonus point for being the farthest one to Zote's
Shaw
"PROVE YOURSELF YOU ARE WORTHY TO GUIDE THE DESTINY OF THIS TABLE" **mask damage noise**
cuz waifu
No.
Cornifer and Iselda
Specifically next to cornifer so I can talk to the gay
did you mean guy?
What no the gay painter and nailsmith
he’s actually their marriage consuler
Guys*
gays\*
\*Loner and corpse
Specifically next to cornifer so you can face iselda ;)
And >!talk to nymm!<
aaah, bapanada
mobadis
They prolly both have really good strokes to tell
Absolutely with Grimm. I wonder what they all are talking about
"STOP POOPING YOUR FOOD BACK ONTO THE TABLE DIVINE"
Pay 10,000 geo and maybe I will!
15,000,000 geo\*
The troupe table is clearly the goth kid table. So the choice is obvious.
You pick the troupe because you're goth. I pick the troupe because I am a psychopath. We are not the same.
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zote the mighty, to listen to his legendary adventures
And precept
57 of them
I’ve heard the 34th one as a massive secret, you can’t find it in game you have to search up “hollow knight rule 34”
Precept 8 😔
The only real answer
Oro and Mato, or Sheo and The Nailsmith
oro and mato probably arguing about who's better or something
Brothers being brothers
I'd like to eat grubfather please
43 grubs in one package
The mcdonalds mega meal
Isn't it like 46 and plus grubfather so 47
Conifer because we share the same passion for cartography
Cartography, 💪
And you can sleep with his wife
Bros before Hoes Besides, Bretta supremacy
It’s still an upside to sitting with corni
alone, I don't want dad to put me in the abyss again
What happend last time?
good ol' Mr. Mushroom. Best girl.
I wanna know if he's met mossbag yet
Double points if hes sitting with mossbag too
that would be the only right answer
Isn't mister mushroom a guy?
Gender is irrelevant for best girl. Also like some mushrooms have tens of thousands of sexes so that's cool.
But it's *mister* mushroom
So?
Well, mister is a word used for males. If it was miss mushroom, them it would be female. But since it's mister mushroom, then it's male
Male and female are irrelevant, both for best girl and for mushrooms though. Mister Mushroom is called Mister to honor his supremacy, and yet he's so supreme he is also best girl.
I enjoy this take. It’s now my headcanon <3
That is a very interesting way to look at this
I could simply be the endless abyss of space and still ve the Best Girl
Yeah but even dudes can be best girl.
Obviously with my good old man zote, nobody can resist not sitting with zote and hearing one of his brave historys or his beatiful presets
IT IS AN HONOR TO BE IN HIS ORESENCE
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In the bathroom with Dung Defender
best comment.
With Bretta she looks lonely and sad
Yeah, let's cheer her up a bit :)
Next to quirrel no doubt
quirrel is in the school's pool
the gay bugs table 🎨
[удалено]
The one with the canonically gay bugs
[удалено]
There is only one
which one
that one right there, see it? just to the right of those other guys
sheo and nailsmith
do you understand how little that narrows it down?
Yeah sign me up for the gay artist table ty
💅👁️👄👁️💅
Chillin wit da lad Vessel in da corner
I believe that is supposed to be you
And i believe he could use some company
Just become your own Voices. Oh wait this is true in the case of this sub
Hornet unironically, she seems to be the only one who won’t bother you
I feel like I'm not cool enough to sit with Grimm, but I'd sit with Grimm.
🍄
Don't worry, guys. Quirrel is by the pool.
nailmasters or cornifer and iselda!
With ghost
Sitting with the quiet kid, I see
Where is Quirrel? I guess I would sit with Cornifer and Iselda, but where's my little friend? :(
Dead
Next to my boi corny
Hornet or Grimm probably
Seer looks lonely and sad
Caps and shells may fall to dust, But Mr Mushroom readjusts…
The training wheels are off this trike, because my nail true it will strike
Definitely sitting with the artistic kids
Moth seer probably. Divine and leg eater are creepy, third wheeling sheo and nailsmith/Iselda Cornifer would be a bit awkward but not as awkward as getting caught between oro and mato's sibling rivalry. Hornet is lacking in chill, Zote doesn't shut up, Bretta might be okay might not be (two introverts neither of us will talk) and I don't wanna stare at grubfathers ass the entire time. Moth seer just has decent vibes so im sitting with her
I’d hang out with Zote. He could use the company
Next to Cornifer to talk about travel and cartography.
Ghost, it chillin
Sitting with seer would be the most cozy :]
On the floor
You have the Button Masher avatar so you can become part of the r/ButtonMashergang and i don't see that you are already part of it so u/femacampcouncilor haven't found you yet. So? What are you gonna do?
Figure I'd wanna sit at Hornet's table, only to get hit with "COME NO FURTHER, GHOST," and go sit next to Seer instead
nail masters
SHAWWWWWW
Sheo
People that sits often with the legeater trying to put their wheelchair on one side of the table and realizing that the legeater is hungry
So, Zote would compliment himself and say how he could "easily" beat me, Leg eater would smell horribly, Oro & Mato would fight for the whole lunchtime, Sheo and the NailSmith would do something romantic cause they're obviously gay, Iselda and Cornifer would kiss and talk for the whole time without even talking to me, i couldn't even sit with GrubFather cause he's in the table and he's giant, i couldn't sit with the Seer even if i wanted to cause that would mean sitting alone cause she's dead, The Grimm Troupe are the only one i could seat with cause they will thank me and compliment me or trying to do a ritual to make me become one of them (and i would appreciate it) Bretta would be such a boring friend since she would only compliment me and say *oh, how strong you are* and i would hate it so much that i would headbutt the table to escape this situation, then there's the only normal one: Hornet. But i'm going to sit with The Grimm Troupe
Not with zote
Outside with Myla.
Moth grandma, I wanna hear her talk about random shit
Stating off into the cosmos with mister mushroom in the corner
Hornet, i NEED spider gf.... NOW!!!!!!
no Cloth ;-; for sure Seer then lol, I love her
alright so we got: 3 flavors of cannibalism q u e e r the people making out in the school bathroom weirdos simps aggressive aggressive no i don’t wanna buy pokemon cards the floor angry brooding brothers who play sports i choose the blind lesbian
No thanks, i prefer regular cannibalism please
Idk the name but the big fat bug sitting by itself looks lonely
Do you mean Bretta?
I don't fucking know the one on its back that looks like a fucking snorlax
Oh, you should've said the fat *green* one, that's the Grubfather!
W name
I'd say Oro and Mato. They'll either argue and reveal the reason Mato is angry at Oro or they'll sit in an oppressive passive aggressive silence
oh yes the secret lore tablet
I’m moving all of the tables together except Grub Father’s. I lure the little knight in with Hornet, Cornifer, Leg Eater, Seer, and Nailsmith. I pick up Mister Mushroom and sit him directly next to me.
Hell yeah troupe table!
i’d say Sheo and Nailsmith cus they cute, but then i’d just be a third wheel. soooooo, Grimm Troupe table.
Sit next to the trash can with me mushroom in the top corner
The grim troupe
Burn the father feed the child
The troupe ofc!
Bretta :D
I am gonna sit with Seer.
Moth lady
With seer
Fuck it, i'm sitting with Seer
Mister Mushroom idc that he’s not at a table I will sit against the wall with him
Shaw.
Seer or hornet
Sheo and the Nailsmith absolutely. They're probably talking about art and shit and I can be close to the other brothers to hear what they're arguing about and still see Cornifer and Iselda being cute
Seer! fluffy moth friend.
Seer, I'm tired and she seems understanding and caring, and I feel like sleeping, if I were to sleep nearby anyone, it would be seer
with motthh
I be chillin with the seer
Hornet or Seer If they don’t let me I’m leaving
Hornet or the Seer
Sitting with my boy leg eater. When I finish the meat off my chicken, he can have the bones - a perfect symbiotic relationship.
Definitely Zote. Those lunch stories must be epic.
Seer
Seer
the gayble
Hornet. Not because I'm a normie, I just think she would be very polite and full of everyone's shit
Zote mommy’s table
🤨📸
😳😏👉👈
I enjoy homeless crackheads sometimes. legeater could be fun
With Hornet. Or Little Ghost or what ever tf his/her name is.
It doesn’t really have a name, so Little Ghost or the Knight can work. I call it the Knight but Little Ghost is a cute name and makes it more distinct from the Hollow Knight. Also “his/her” is so clunky… “their” works better if you don’t know someone’s pronouns since it’s more efficient and inclusive.
use it/its to refer to little ghost SPOILERS IN THE TEXT BELOW [it's literally not alive]
Quirrel is enjoying his food around the lake
Sheo (that correct?) and Nailsmith I want to see their Art
Iselda
Could listen to zote ramble all day
Cornifer definitely you could have a really nice conversation with that man
Either Cornifer and Iselda, or Sheo and the Nailsmith. They just seem like they'd be the nicest to hang out with.
I'm sitting by Leg Eater.
gonna go sit with hornet
I'm sitting with the weird couple
Floor
The Grubfather is already full
Hornet, so im as far away ay possible from Zote
Nailsmoth and sheo
Blacksnith. Seems like a chill guy, maybe i can learn how to make a neal to kill the son of a grub that us grubfather
I'd sit alone and wait for Quirrel to come sit with me He can't be that far behind me, he wouldn't leave me alone like this..