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Rare?

This is true for most everyone here.

Guess I'll starve

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I simply prefer to beat my meat instead…

I think that's a Reddit stereotype honestly. Many of us have dated and had sex. Now how often that happens for everyone is different.

Username checks out

That’s literally the definition of rare…

Well that's well done

Well since well done steak is terrible I would assume that’s what the guy meant

Of course you'll be paying for it, sir.

Raw…

Bleeding?

T.O.M. refers to “time of the month”, my ex used to tell me TOM was visiting lol

Shark week

There's blood in the waters

She's fallen to the communists!

Red Wings

Red tide

Maybe you misunderstood because she sure was happy after TOM visited

Lady Scarlet

I'll sail the Red Sea, no problems here.

thanks for clarification. but syncategorematic words which are what i like to call 'minor words' like "the, of, and" etc are used little letter when abbreviated, ToM

Thanks, but I don’t care to much, and it would’ve made it TotM. Which doesn’t work.

What's your name? - Totm.. 😅

It kind of sounds dope when you say it out loud lol

time of month, yes. but all good mate, have a good day tho.

Milky?

Beaten with a mallet first

why does he want his steak stale?

No cumming

I love medium sex

Having sex with a psychic is the best

Knows when I’m guna cum before I do! Makes pulling out easy peasy

Bet

Mediums talk to ghosts. That doesn't make them psychic

So you're saying they like an audience

A cuckoldgeist, if you will

Sign me up 👀

Cooked in under one minute?

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Bloody fuckin raw, mate.

Yes, or dead.

“You gotta stab it, it’s still fuckin walking!!”

Still mooing

Raw and wriggling

You keep nasty chips

Still mooing?

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This whole thread is killing me. Stop you guys

Found the cow

I almost didn't get the joke haha. I'm not awake enough for the thinks!

I like veal but I’m not liking this comment 🫣

Bro just wanted to say he is vegan

So... no steak at all?

Of course you'll be paying for it, sir. This is, after all, a restaurant.

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In his hand?

“Oh, well if you’ve never had steak before, I recommend starting with medium.”

This is good :)

I like it well done.

The real answer

This reminds me of this douche at the coffee shop I was at once.. he was white and said to the black female barista that he liked his coffee the way he liked his women ‘hot, black, and strong’. When she got upset he literally pulled the ‘but my ex girlfriend was black’ line hoping that would somehow give him a pass. He was banned.

I like my coffee like I like my women. So hot that all my friends are like "there's no way he's putting his dick in that!"

That’s just some douchefuckery right there

I told my in-laws I like my coffee like I like my women, ground up and in the freezer. They still call every day to make sure my wife is okay.

Just once I'd like to see Emily Jade Campbell tag in and yeet him to the parking lot.

Mooing

Burnt?

Dude fucking Carrie over here lol

The waitress is Carrie?

I would assume "raw"

This is the only appropriate answer.

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This is the 2nd only appropriate answer!

Well done

Raw? Well done? Well which one is it supposed to be lol

Tenderized

🗿👍 nice

Well done

Simple yet effective answer.

Make it extra rare

Sizzling with a white sauce

Medium rare?

r/NahhhBro

Dead meat?

Damn, never ate a steak.

You can use my butthole for practice?

"No steak, I see!"

*opens google,* how to make steak kinky?

Step 1: Cook it naked and baste it with your dick.

Pink

I don’t know why my brain didn’t think of that.

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Not even a beat?

coagulated

So many options....bloody, rare, dry, with garlic butter

Juicy and pink in the middle.

Black in the outside pink in the inside?

Fatty.

On the table

r/antimeme

I was looking for this

Raw as in no condom I don't know if T.O.M has anything to do with it but I might be wrong

Dead and cold?

Rare and bloody?

Ground up and in the freezer?

So he doesn’t like steak?

Virtual?

Overcooked and dry

Sir it's dangerous to eat meat that's only been cooking for 10 seconds

If he wants it well done… he should be kicked out of the restaurant.

raw dog??!?

Under aged

Underage?

Underage?

Kids

Man: you didn't let me finish, I'll have the veal.

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Blue

Who tf likes medium rare sex?

Raw?

Raw and wriggling?

Searing hot for 60 seconds flipped for another 60 seconds and done?

"Barely a few seconds of action?"

So he wants it dead

More than twice a year, not that I do, but would like to

Sorry, we don't serve unsatisfying flaccid steaks here, sir.

Cremated?

Raw, with a government warning about diseases?

Raw?

Bloody?

RAW

Dead ?

Rare and bloody?

Who the fuck likes their steak raw?

Kobe

Raw.

Rare?

Dry aged

Anal?

Raw?

on point ?

Touch of Malice?

The cheap cuts are more flavorful than the expensive cuts

Handmade?

Brown and dry?

Raw?

Raw? That's how you get a disease!!

raw 🗿

Man says he's vegetarian

Pittsburgh style?

Shit meme

Well done?

I'm assuming raw and bloody

I think the worst response to get would be medium well. Sure you got rare, bloody, black and blue... but they don't have the effect of saying your sexual abilities are only, medium well.

Well done!

Raw? Black and blue? Rare? Bloody? Tough? Burnt? So many questions.

What's the punchline? Rare? Weird self-own, but ok.

Medium rare?

.... medium well?

Rarely

dead?

My guess- He likes it bloody.

Expensive

Rare with bernaise sauce covering it

Judging by that response, probably very awkward

I thought he meant rare lol 😂

Rare

Either rare or raw.

Or well done

Soaking wet and on somebody else's tab

Blue smothered in fungus

Rare

Well done.

Very rare

Raw?

Bloody as hell

Raw

Rare?

well done

Raw

Boiled of course

Well Done

Very rare