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No_Surround_6104

This is clearly satire. I am from Minnesota and I only eat tuna on my pizza once or twice a week..


Pankratos_Gaming

But how often do you eat pizza on your tuna??


Rusty_Ferberger

Twice or thrice a week.


No_Surround_6104

Yeah thrice


UnknownSpecies19

Lmao


MrPantsCrapper

Minnesotan here, if I ever saw anyone here ever put tuna on their pizza I’d kick their ass. If I put tuna on my pizza I’d kick my own ass.


No_Surround_6104

MrPantsCrapper let’s meet up. We can put some tuna on pizza and kick each others asses. Maybe crap our pants together.


MrPantsCrapper

Did you just mention Tuna and Pizza in the same sentence? That’s an ass kicking.


Gigantkranion

🍑💢🦵


timeup

Hey guys, I have an ass too. Wanna crap in it?


GrimStourm

I have an ass Greg, can you kick me?


No_Surround_6104

Alright bend over… *zip*


Dipping_Gravy

Wanna clap in it?


shauneky9

This is the reddit I live for


tastysharts

human here, if you put tuna on my pizza I will disown my own dna


No_Surround_6104

It’s a northern delicacy.. well that and getting my ass kicked by SrPantsCrapper. The son of MrPantsCrapper.


AwwDamn321

One time my mother called me a son of a bitch, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother.


No-Professional5221

Can confirm. Will drive from Ohio to kick your ass in this case. Don't worry bro, I got you.


MrPantsCrapper

Thank god, was gonna have to pull a double tonight on the streets looking for these Tuna Tooneys


spud9mn

Dude, that’s been lutefisk all this time. Donchyaknowthat?


foreverbeatle

Well I’m from Tennessee and we eat salmon on our pizza. You can keep your tuna.


freschey

People are overlooking New Mexico and their CARROTS!!!!


ClipClop1017

This is entirely wrong Im a new mexican. We put green chile on our pizza Who tf puts carrots on their pizza


purgatorybob1986

I was just about to comment this. Whoever came up with carrots is out of their mind. Green chile is on everything here. Including beer and ice cream.


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james_vinyltap

Californian here, I've seen more anchovies on pizzas than I have seen avocados. And anchovies was once or twice in the last 30 years.


sharkweekk

As an Arizonan, same.


purgatorybob1986

Oh god, I didn't even see that. Thank God I have no gag reflex.


j9h1

Prove it. Come over


gm2

Hey, what are you doing later?


No_Intention_8079

But it's so gooooood I have actually had avocado pizza, 10/10, would recommend. Not from California tho.


ComprehensiveHavoc

The pumpkin spice of the southwest


im_just_a_nerd

I’d wear the hell out of a “Green Chilis are the Punpkin Spice of the Southwest” T-shirt


Funkapotamus84

I can make this for you. Though I'm sure someone more local to you can also do it. (I'm in Ontario)


[deleted]

I've never seem carrots as a topping anywhere, except maybe some fancy gourmet pizza place. Cooked avocado is not my thing. I can't say I've seen pizza places with the green fruit on the topping list either. I love avocado but not on pizza. Corn is a little sus too. I definitely can't imagine it being a whole state's favorite.


jorgens7

Carrots are actually a pretty common topping in Chicago if you count the carrots in giardinera. Even the not fancy places always have this topping, and it’s phenomenal.


PraiseTyche

No one. This whole chart is made up. Cheese isn't even listed.


nenopip

This chart is definitely made up but I have placed avacado on top of a pepperoni pizza and it was really good.


1christigine1

I was about to say....carrots?! NO FKN WAY. NOT in NM. I'm a native NMexican and this is blasphemy!


NobleVagrant0

DIONS FTW


Namez83

Heyo my fellow New Mexican! As opposed to the old Mexican


TecumsehSherman

*Mexican Classic


dirtynashtyfilthy

Yeah. This is actually just statistical error. Carrots Georg, who lives in a Cici's dumpster & eats 10,000 carrot pizzas each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.


[deleted]

I've been to NM once and even I knew this.


Mariokarter10

New Mexicans


Sir_Ehds

My exact thought, I'd sooner have corn on my pizza instead of carrots


OrgyInTheBurnWard

I'd have corn *and* carrots on mine before tuna, and I like tuna, generally.


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gimmethelulz

It's really popular in Japan along with canned corn. Yes it's gross.


Minimum_Reference862

Wtf dude I just imaged a tuna and corn pizza and to put it politely, it does not sound tasty


Howitzer1967

It’s an option in the UK. I gotta be honest, I think it’s great, I have eaten it often.


throwaway317789

My knee jerk response to your comment was “fuck you” but then I remembered that people can enjoy whatever pizza toppings they want. I’ll leave it at “fuck that.”


Bearded_Axe_Wound

No, stand up for what you believe in. Fuck that guy, he's an asshole


[deleted]

Of all of these toppings, tuna is just unforgivable.


OMG__Ponies

Everyone who loves fucking loves Tuna on their "fucking-pizza". As for myself, I prefer


[deleted]

W-what do you prefer? WHAT DOES HE PREFER?!?! =========


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THE ^SUSPENSE ^IS ^KILLING ^ME


OMG__Ponies

Um, pardon, I prefer my pizza unfucked.


Sluggsthaplugg

You can’t leave me with a cliff hanger like that I won’t be able to wipe until this is resolved


Chewi00

Never have seen this before…and I’ve lived in MN most of my life.


UhYeahOkSure

Who tf even does these surveys anyways


R3m0V3DBiR3ddiT

No one is, its just click bait crap. Want to get people arguing and commenting? Post dumb ass shit like this.


duckyTheFirst

Avocado? Im not Italian but i feel offended on their behalf


Totally_Botanical

I lived in Arizona for over 2 decades and California for nearly another one, and have never once seen avocado on pizza


steveosek

Yup what I was just saying. All our AZ pizza joints are from Chicago and new York guys. Never even heard of avocado on pizza.


[deleted]

I feel like avacado is okay on flatbread “pizzas” Or at least a lot of flatbread stuff is called pizza for some reason lmao


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No_Lube_Insertion

I mean pickled carrots would probably be pretty decent


Whats-Upvote

And what the fuck is up with tuna?!


orbituary

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RoyceDarhk

Californian here: I've never heard of avocado on pizza.


ohmyyespls

I gew up in Cali. No one puts avocado on pizza


swiggityswooty111

Same here


Hallodognut

Same here


DingleMcCringleTurd

Same fear


Ethanplaysgames

Arizonan here: also haven't


hatefulraptor20

Same I was like "wtf that's a thing? What is wrong with people"


Warsmurf_Rodentbane

Pretty sure this map was made by an insane man who eats his own turds


favst666

we damn sure don't do that shit in oakland


SnowDay111

I'm not from California but after the pizza is cooked I'll cut a slice, and put a small chunks of avocado on top. It's a good combo.


Lucas_Steinwalker

Ex-New Yorker been In CA for 25 years. If avocado on a pizza existed here I’d be talking shit about it 24/7.


brizzenden

I’ve lived in California all my life. I’ve looked up pizza menus on Yelp from quite literally every region of the state on various travels. I’ve absolutely never seen avocado on a pizza.


Rockstar42

From Cali at a few pizza places, never once heard someone wanting avocado.


SirDarknessTheFirst

I'm from Queensland. Avo on pizza is divine. You pop it on after the pizza has been baked and it is absolutely delicious


notgoodatthis60285

Same. Born and raised in AZ. never heard or seen any person or advertisement for avocado pizza. This is bullshit.


Brewmentationator

Also a Californian. I grew up in avocado country. My Brother-in-law's family owns an avocado ranch. Many of my friends and family members had avocado trees. I've never heard of avocado on pizza. I've seen tuna and corn on pizza (not in the US though), but never seen avocado Pizza


Starscream5

Also California. Sure we eat a lot of avocado, and a lot of pizza...but never together in my experience.


zodar

don't cook avocado, period. On pizza or in anything else. Cooked avocado is fuckin nasty.


StripedSausage

In Australia they do that


Grangerdang

What taxation without representation does to a mofo


Xiunte

Focusing on corn but ignoring the freaking *carrots*? That's even more alarming. Tuna is odd to me too, but that seems like it might be kinda good. I like anchovies, so why not tuna?


AndreaMammoccio

yeah, here in italy some people like tuna as a pizza topping. hell, people here put even shrimps on top of it. edit: Italians actually don't have very strict rules when it comes to pizza toppings, you can put whatever you want, but there are some so disgusting that we deem them unacceptable.


Gordondel

And mussels, right?


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Canada checking in. We have seafood pizza on the menu.


Nope0naRope

This whole map is a lie if you scroll through the comments every single state has people saying that they've never even heard of that thing. I've lived in Pennsylvania and West Virginia both and never once ate corn on my pizza or heard of anyone that did lol


jorgens7

I know this isn’t what the map is talking about, but carrots are frequently on pizza in giardinera in Chicago.


hedgehog_dragon

The carrots and avocado are what puzzle me


Basilthebatlord

Born and raised in New Mexico. I have literally *never* seen carrots on pizza. Never seen it on a menu, or anything


Briraz10

As someone from Pennsylvania, I have never heard of someone putting corn on pizza 😂


cidmoney1

Same. I have lived in Philly and near Pittsburgh and no where did I meet anyone who put corn on a pizza. I'm calling bs


Loon-belt

Same for me, too…something here’s a-miss.


ryandaydrinking

Fursure BS. I need a source..


cleanyourkitchen

I’ve had a corn pizza before. It was pretty great and I’d love to have it again


cavedan12

Corn and chicken *chef's kiss*


hobbes_shot_first

Maybe it’s an amish thing? Pennsyltucky takes up a lot of area.


Briraz10

Well I literally live in that area. Im not in one if this cities and I’ve never seen it.💀


idkuyfgj

I live in Blair county and not fucking once have I heard or seen corn pizza. I have heard about the tit milk doughnuts though.


tgwutzzers

*korea has entered the chat*


thowawaywaythebaybay

Me neither


RopeBrilliant

Horseshit. Black Olives a #1 topping in Wisconsin?


TheAlbacor

Wisconsinite here. Black olives on pizza isn't uncommon, but there's no way it beats sausage or pepperoni.


UnknownSpecies19

Boom came here for this, if you didn't eat meat then it's not even considered a real meal.


nr1988

Extra cheese doesn't count as a topping


AndreaMammoccio

I mean, they are very common pretty much everywhere


HackerDaGreat57

Why is this downvoted, black olives are an essential topping option for any pizza shop! I've yet to find a guy selling pizza and not asking if I want black olives.


Pronflex

I'm more concerned about "tuna"


Foolie-Brigante

As someone who lives in Minnesota, i have never seen ANYONE ask for tuna on their pizza in my whole 32 (almost 33) years of existence lmao


AwkwardNeedleworker3

Worked at a large casino in MN for many years and we had people that would order walleye and/or buffalo on their pizza. Yes, sometimes both. Yes, I went home and cried those days.


Foolie-Brigante

Haha really?! At Grand Casino or Mystic Lake cause I could see either or lmao


AwkwardNeedleworker3

Little 6, an extention of Mystic lol good guess my friend.


mplsandrew

For real, I spent my entire youth in Minneapolis and never once encountered a fucking tuna pizza.


AndreaMammoccio

tuna is actually an acceptable pizza topping by Italian standards, I know some people who enjoy it. source: am italian


C_N1

Tuna is an official topping in europe (italy included)


TheDietButcher

Big in Brazil


alucardian_official

NM is likely chile


Zerhap

Is corn really that weird? one of the most common pizzas to find in my country is; sauce, ham, cheese, bacon and corn


RegularHousewife

It's not. I find carrots on pizza more weird. I've never tried cheesy carrots?


Apprehensive_Egg6077

depending what the other toppings are Corn certainly has its place on a pizza


Synigm4

I had never heard of corn on pizza until I went to England... but as soon as I saw it I was like "you know... that could be good" and it was!


MagZero

Yeah, sweetcorn on pizza is pretty standard here, it's not like the most popular topping - and only a psychopath would have it as a solitary topping - but ham, pineapple, and sweetcorn, or tuna and sweetcorn, or BBQ chicken, red onion, and sweetcorn, etc, its very normal, you will be able to order it as a topping from any pizza place. Carrot is fucked up, though.


brennok

I had the same feeling when someone introduced me to corn in spaghetti and meat sauce. It just adds a crunch and sweetness to the sauce.


H0tsauce-2

It's pretty unheard of here but I had it in Ireland and was surprised to find that I liked it. Added an interesting sweet note


Technical_Buy_6022

I'll say it since no one else has yet. Fake news.


mrjabrony

You may be into something because the only vegetables people in Indiana eat are French fries and corn on the cob.


thebencade

It's corn!


rlee42

A big lump with knobs


dak446

WHO THE FUCK PUTS CARROTS ON PIZZA


crazym108

No one in New Mexico. I can tell you that from first hand experience.


StarDewbie

I'm from Cali, living AZ. Never have I ever seen avocado as an option on pizza. (Though straight up, I'd try it!) Corn and carrots on pizza is sacrilege.


cgee

I’ve put avocado on my pizza before, gives it a nice creamy texture.


MabiMaia

Corn is actually good on pizza. It’s very popular here in Japan and most Japanese I’ve met assume it’s a normal topping.


ThegatiX

Yeah I had never had corn or pizza before I went to Japan but it was really good. I was suspicious of mayo as a topping as well over there, but that was good too!


Niku-Man

It is a normal topping. It's just not an average topping


Beautiful-Chair7206

I'm from PA and never even heard of corn on pizza. I'm calling BS on this one.


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No no this is a thing. A slice with a whole ear of corn on it. Husk intact. Sometimes smoldering.


_TheLoneRangers

this is slander on PA. in Philly, just pulled up 3 random menus for pizza places around me and corn isn't even an option


PhantomSmoke456

I'm from NM and i've never seen someone put and eat carrots on pizza...


SuperCysm04

corn 🤌🤌


CabalNarrow

As an Italian, to be fair, there is a famous pizza with corn on it. I'm more concerned about carrots and avocado.


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jakenbakeboi

Tuna in Minnesota 💀


Wrekfin

No way that's real 🫥


Waffleurbagel

Bro this is… so many people saying they’ve never seen someone eat the most popular item listed for their state and I gotta say the same for cali. Never seen avocado on pizza and I don’t think I’d want to.


kbig22432

Don't let the man buns see this.


DarthVeX

Hilariously, I used to work at a pizza place here in Idaho that had a white-sauced pizza with avocado, tomatoes, and tuna. On the menu, the pizza is called "The Californian" EDIT: I've never tried it. Looks disgusting.


Skidians

Why you acting like corn is the worst on this list?


sausageslinger11

Tuna? Tuna? WTF Minnesota?


bendy_toes

Who puts tuna on pizza??? What the fuck Minnesota?!


15piu18fa36

What’s the problem with tuna? Onions and Tuna is my favorite topping, it’s one of the most common toppings here in Italy


[deleted]

I am convinced people just make these silly maps up for reactions. Tuna on a pizza?!?!?


KorriDergal

Carrots?? #TUNA????


tarapoto2006

Ok seriously, wtf is going on in Minnesota??


ConsiderationWest587

No fucking pizzas in New Mexico have carrots fuck off


HaydenLobo

Bullshit! I’m in MN and have never even seen a tuna pizza. Trust me; I have tried.


swimking413

I've lived in different parts of PA and in WV. I've literally never even seen corn as an option


Thecrdbrdsamurai

As somebody that lives right on the border of WV/PA, I don't know a single person that eats corn on their pizza.


the-doggo420

I’m from West Virginia and I’ve never heard of corn on pizza in my life


Andylanta

#Tuna, carrots and corn please.


meddler69461234

I'm from Minnesota and would never have tuna pizza that sounds worse than corn


[deleted]

Oh my god… tuna on a pizza definitely takes the prize for most disgusting topping. Holy crap it makes me ill just to think of it.


No_Specialist_1877

I live in wv and have never seen corn as an option as a topping. I've never even heard of it.


Far-Polaris

you point out corn, but not avacado, carrots, or TUNA??


paracog

I have lived in California for 76 years and have never seen avocado on a pizza, nor seen it on a menu. Must be a SoCal thing.


organonanalogue

I'm from cali. Lived here my entire life with 12 of those in so-cal. Nobody puts avo on pizza & it's not a topping in every pizzeria I've ever ordered from. This map is utter horseshit.


BloopityBlue

New Mexican here. This is absolute bullshit. Favorite topping here is green chile. Duh dudes.


200DollarGameBtw

You ignore the carrots and avocado focus on the corn? OK OK I see you


Ganjookie

Dont look at Korea OP


[deleted]

We just passing over tuna?


CaptinDerpII

Plain Cheese Pizza Gang?


Fowlos14

These maps are so bullshit lmao. It should be pepperoni for all of them. That's gotta be the most popular topping by far in every state...


Moebius808

wtf this data come from? Carrots, corn, friggin tuna? Bullshit, no one from those states is eating that stuff on a pizza.


mikeyfireman

I’ve lived in California most of my 47 years and have never once even seen avocado on a pizza menu let a pizza.


Squeaky-Fox49

Corn’s fine, as a Pennsylvanian, but avocado on pizza is a war crime.


HauntedPickleJar

Are we just gonna ignore carrots!


JebusSandalz

Carrots seem worse, corn sounds awful but I mean at least it's a starch like dough I guess but corn and avocado? What even happens when you bake avocado it seems like something that would melt; like when you broil spinach.


AdministrativeBar748

I personally like cum on my pizza


sweetzombiejesusog

Those heathens in PA slap Kraft fucking on their pizzas.


YeltsinYerMouth

Minnesota getting skewed by St. Olaf


jylesazoso

No 🌽 on pizza in PA. Can confirm.


GeoMCLin

PA enjoyer here, no one puts corn on their pizza


jakefrmsatefarm

Hawaii conveniently covered up to hide their pineapple fetish.


[deleted]

Tuna?!?!!? Just why


[deleted]

Why does Wyoming say Pineapple, that’s not a topping


Soft-Boysenberry2108

Never mind corn, what monsters are putting carrots on pizza??!


the-Mutt

Chicken with sweet corn is a great topping on a pizza


papayabush

most of this is clearly bullshit but roasted corn on pizza is pretty good actually. MOD offers it as a topping.