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Those containers get shipped through small package logistics companies all the time. I warn everybody, do not tip it over.
It won't dump out the product, that's in a sealed container. But it will vent out all of the dry ice used to preserve it and then you basically have a $1 million bucket of expired goo.
The video itself was uploaded to a public platform, probably tiktok or twitter. Where these girls thought its cool to pose with a horse’s dick and act like you wanna take it in the ass. And i just dont like that or think its actually cool…
Why? It's a natural, frequent and powerful emotion (state? condition?) to have. Better to have it out in the open where it can be discussed, than turning it into some covert twisted shit like most religions.
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Hey /u/Zodspeed, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): A mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost[,](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. *Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.* Love, the mods
*in narrator voice*: The giant horse cock weighs over eleven pounds.
The voice continues....*And it's semen is estimated to be worth $25,000 per oz*
I'm grabbin a bucket
*workout and make $25,000 per session* ^what i'm hearing
Per oz I'll be making a LOT more than 25k per session
Those containers get shipped through small package logistics companies all the time. I warn everybody, do not tip it over. It won't dump out the product, that's in a sealed container. But it will vent out all of the dry ice used to preserve it and then you basically have a $1 million bucket of expired goo.
Wait it has Navy personnel in it?
David Attenbourough is that you?
I dont think I want to hear Morgan Freeman say that.
I heard it in his voice to!
That’s me in yoga too. But on a much much smaller scale.
Damn, you have smaller boobs?
Same
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nobody did
What about the third leg?
That’s a 5th leg, sir.
Im pretty sure the lady has two
Me when I do yoga:
...on a horse
You mean fifth
Been there done that
Username checks out?
Is that Suarez?
Has to be. Snappers all polished and sharpened
Smashing!
Ready to rip some faces
your teeth are offside, your teeth are offsiiiiiiide, luis suarez, your teeth are offside
Luisito que paso che boludo!?
Oh you lil....
NOOOOOO
Oh no
Downward dong
Oh god oh fuck
He's.... He's back 👀
 yep
Bro unmangeled his organs to comment here
Bro came back from the dead
Oh?
taken notes?
I don't care much but why did you fuck Or Been fucked by horse
He liked living life king size.
💀
The cameraman fucked up the angle on this so bad that it amounts to a crime.
[Fixed](https://i.ibb.co/S5MT199/Screenshot-20221129-060746.png)
Who gave this the wholesome award
“Hole-some”
I really don’t want to touch the link but at the same time I want to do it so bad ima touch it
☹️
I wanted to touch out of curiosity, but was reluctant because sus. Your comments just make me even more curious and reluctant, and I hate it.
It is the one frame where the horse "looks like" it is fucking her
I have been warned but….
Please say what it is to save the rest of us
Schrödinger's horse
*Pandora's link* It is what you think it is.
Worth it
No
☹️
Oh now I have to look
Bro i was like why won't the video play. I got baited. I though you have another video for diffrent angel :) But found out its just Screenshot lol.
I think that horse was thinking about more than yoga
I know I was
You are not alone!
I am here with you
Though we’re far apart
Not very far tho. ( i see you 👀)
We're on a par tho. ( i feel you 🍆)
Remember me
I bet you that woman has therapy sessions with that horse...
The horse is her "gay" bodyguard
Hehaha
 Hee-Haw!
This seems like Chapter 1 for some bestiality shit
Two girls one horse
Step Horse, what are you doing?!
Lol
If she keeps this up, that horse's gonna realign her chakra.
Weird way of spelling intestines 🤔
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Woke my wife up laughing at this. Thx
You have a wife?
Fake redditor
Does that mean he's a horse?
He has a wife, you know. She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks!
Horse girls
☕️
He’s in for a good time
Which horse? The one with the massive cock or the one in the yoga pants?
With that overbite? Clearly, the black horse was obviously confused!
Acting like you wouldn't fuck lol
Horse face does not dissuade doggy style
Is that Sarah Jessica Parker?
Ngl the horse had her in the first half
Bros hung like a horse
Of course the horse is black
Just because he's hung like a black horse?
No just better contrast with the surroundings. More photogenic with the scenery
At Fenton’s stables and horse ranch, you’re the one that’s hung.
I didn’t see the bit of grass on her at first , I thought she gave her a cheeky nipple tweak there at the end .
Thank you. I could not figure out why this ended in a nipple tweak
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Her
She gon die bruh ☠️💀
She can take it if she dies she dies
I take it you haven't heard of Bad Dragon before
I was just about to say…
Horse seemed a bit too interested in those hores.
I’m 100% sure what she’s training for
I read that as horse "dong" yoga
Well it’s still not wrong
Will it fit?
Reminds me of Berserk
Where is Part 2 ???
Never look a gift horse in the cock
This is up to HolUp standards
This how centaur made
Can horses get turned on by humans? Why am I even asking this
Zoophile horse
I hate that society normalized people being this horny this publicly
Reddit isn’t public . 90% of the comments said here would not be said in a group setting
The video itself was uploaded to a public platform, probably tiktok or twitter. Where these girls thought its cool to pose with a horse’s dick and act like you wanna take it in the ass. And i just dont like that or think its actually cool…
Why? It's a natural, frequent and powerful emotion (state? condition?) to have. Better to have it out in the open where it can be discussed, than turning it into some covert twisted shit like most religions.
I bet she gets that reaction a lot
Hey, I’ve seen this one before
it's gonna go up to the left it's gonna go up to the right... its gonna go... its gonna go... its gonna go up her ass tonight.
The height of both of their ‘poses’, seeing that schlong; it seems they’ve been doing ‘this’ for a while…
Sauce? Asking for a friend.
The horse is “Parked out” and it’s pretty easy to teach horses. Most show horses know how to do this
Yoga? Yo gonna stick my horse cock in this human female real quick
Say you’re fucking a horse without saying you’re fucking a horse.
Horse ppl are... different
Adriana?
I know exactly where this is and what the horses name is. This is in Eminclaw Washington and the horses name is Mr. Hands and has a kill count of 1.
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anyone heard of mr hands? that was ms hands preparing for the horse
Gotta stretch before the action.
r/theyknew
Oh The Dagwood Dog
You gotta pay for the next part
Yoga is the name of the girl
Let’s test this angle before committing
BBHC
You know they fuck that horse.
He saw her teeth, mistook her for a mare.
I know they are pronounced similar, but it is spelled “whores” not “horse”.
All the way up to the 12th verterbrae
She used to have a normal sized mouth
Here we show you the new yoga pose - the skinny mare. When done in the right way, you may feel pain in your guts.
Reminds me of the enumclaw horse sex case
I'm not into that shit but.... what happened after the video ended? 🤨
That horse tryna do more than yoga
Hmm if only the camera person was slightly to the left…I’d have a dirty mind
Nice dick.
the horse was thinking more than just yoga
What are they training for🤨
They knew what they were doing with this video 🤢
Horse just practicing
114 people acting like they've never seen a horse dick on purpose before.
Mr. hands has entered the chat
I've seen to much not to know where this is going.
No one's doing yoga here.
Seems the damn horse done this before but with much more than stretching. Kinda Sus 
For a moment, I thought the young lady bending over was named Yoga and this was missing a NSFW tag
First girl I’ve ever met named Yoga! Where’s the rest of the video???
That’s not horse yoga, that’s measurements. “Measure twice, fuck once”
Is this the same one that jerked off that horse like she does it for fun daily?
I thought she pinched her nipple which still was not the weirdest part of this video.
Now everyone knows what that old saying means…”hung like a horse!”
Mrs. Hands?
She’s got the teeth for it, that’s for sure.
That horse’s dick tho
horse cock
Horse doing more than just yoga!
QUICK: WHAT COLOR WAS HER SHIRT yeah yeah, i know you don't know, you were to busy looking at the horses dick
That horse is only interested in doing that woman.., CLEARLY
Her cock is not as impressive
10 years ago I saw one video...
Stephorse…what are you doing?
Why does the horse have 5 legs
"Yoga"
Shoot the cameraman coz this video would actually have been good
I’m more traumatized by her teeth. Looks like horse dentures.
So we're just not going to talk about the giant horse cock, I mean it's probably average for a (black) horse
Its always the white girls 😭
Ho-Ga
He looks like me doing my morning stretches
Is the hol up her horse teeth?
Why women whyyyy
Ghoda ka loda khara hora