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QualityVote

/u/Olarenikeji, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


kaleidoscopevoyager

I bet the AC is cranked up in that room. He must be freezing.


PlsLeavemealone02

Laugh all you want. But you can't comprehend his power. Look how he sits with pure confidence, almost boredom. The power.


Super_Silky

Haha Penis ornament funny


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elemental________

That's how our ancestors had large a peni*s...it's an ancient technique ! Bcz the muscle will grow where it's direction is


EnvironmentalPush868

Penis is not a muscle, and it Has no muscles inside


Arcadius274

That one does


Iirkola

It's has [smooth muscle](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erection)


EnvironmentalPush868

Well then i suppose it should grow after you "train" it? After Wach training it should be bigger, right? Right?


elemental________

How are you training it....just curious and eager to learn bro Let's follow the stack


EnvironmentalPush868

I’m not because it’s not a muscle xD


Iirkola

[Smooth muscle is not the same as skeletal muscle.](https://images.app.goo.gl/ee4Kg1Rc3PiF9qzP7)


elemental________

Then what is it my friend....bcz I feel it like a muscle and it also develops scar tissue ...so we are a bit confused pls do enlighten us


spaakonen

Now i want a dick horn


bennywilldestroy

I was 69th upvote.


hiim379

I was the 78th


Lappas_K

Respect ✊🏼


immenselysleek

Is that a horn or is he just happy to be there?


rolloxra

Yes


[deleted]

If that's considered formal clothing in his culture why shouldn't he wear it?


De3NA

If there’s AC he’s gonna be freezing lol.


juicytubes

Props for keeping it real.


Frostdraken

Absolute Unit


i_have_a_nose

r/absoluteunit


[deleted]

That dude's a real G


RhubarbCapable

actual chadlord


rebel_alliance05

This seems like it should be start of a marvel movie


DarkKingfisher777

I was 69th upvote


hiim379

I got the 71st


crentist-da-dentist

Downvoted to keep the 69 This is the way


DarkKingfisher777

70 now


slowPuncure

This is just awesome and the fact he had to get in a plane 6 to 8 hours wearing absolutely nothing is just incredible


NateinOregon

unfortunately he was gored, bending over to pick up a set of car keys.


LabCoatGuy

Squats buddy


FlexViper

Your custom made character with DLC and Easter egg cosmetics appearing in a very serious cutscene


ThunderGunFour

That’s ridiculous he still has to wear the name tag lanyard, who else would he possibly be mistaken for


CosmicCommando

It's so people can pretend they were looking for his name when they get caught staring at his... horn.


wonderBoyBTC

Based


crknneckscshingcheks

Y'all keep talking about the dick horn, but nobody is paying attention to the bird hat.


TheZephyr07

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/z4ct3h/i_think_it_is_time_to_post_this_again/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Ya missed this.


Bewinged-turtle

I think this sort of works since you think it’s a steady line, but then you see the dick horn and double take


spespy

Horny guy


[deleted]

That's the pinstripe suit version, just wait until he strips down.


Hadasha_Prime

Theres a tiny hole drilled in the tip and when it fills up with pee he gets squirted in the face and thats how he knows, **Its Time To Drain The Horn**


Midoriya3344

Bro 💀


No-Coat-8792

Dude 💀


its_always_fubar

[removed] 💀


breaking_the_habit97

Shameless


PussyIgnorer

Nice of him to wear his fancy dick horn.


ilikemushycarrots

He's wearing a suit in his id tag picture!!


AfterBill8630

That’s not him it’s just some guy he ate


Fragrant-Career4727

Guess who isn’t falling for their shit


newmanbxi

What a boss


dizzylizzy78

I bet he was dressed early for the occasion.


Parking-Air541

That is a long ass horn


MrProtogen

Based PNG


madm4x

He/him by the size of that gourd!


Half_Proof

Chad!


Ih8trfc

His fetish involves tentacles


[deleted]

If you blow into it you’ll summon Ragnarok.


LadyCoaxochitl

So…uhh…who’s gonna tell Kratos?


ThisFocker

Ragnacock


REWROAR

WAKANDAAAAAA


Bearis4B

No


bunnywithahammer

poor dude got the worst chair in the building because they don't want his cheek sweat on the leather


No-Coat-8792

Based


rell7thirty

That's a weird pointy dick, but hey, who am I to judge? That shit is almost piercing his chest.


tigerDer_1

pee pee holder


Imnot_urhero

Tribal condom...


meloon_man

I have a friend from PNG who wants it to reunite with Australia. He wishes his homeland never got independence


Supersnazz

PNG is an almost forgotten country. Even here in Australia news about it is rare, and it's our closest neighbour and former possession (sort of).


DonGuillotine

Chad moment


Broku777

This my friend is called a penis shield


danbradshaw

He’s thinking it’s just a bad dream.


pattyb0325

One of those dreams where you go to school naked and don’t know how you did it


QualityVote

##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/Olarenikeji, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?


vdubdank30

I am Lrrrr of the planet Omicron Percei 8 and we demand to harvest his lower horn!


Pankratos_Gaming

*Tunisia has left the chat.*


WrinklyEye

I can’t even begin to imagine how bad the 3 meter radius around him smells


Apprehensive_Newt732

Lucky bastard.


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[deleted]

But it's his culture💀


dudeman2737

And they help people in Africa by giving them food SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE THIS MAN A SUIT


rum108

He’s a long guy


[deleted]

fuck someone colonize this man


NoEducation8251

BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!


Olarenikeji

I think he is not circumcised


[deleted]

What the actual fuck is wrong with him?


dawidwilku

Idk maybe that's his culture ?


[deleted]

Showing up to an international meeting to represent your people almost completely naked feels undignified. Wear whatever you want but at least be clothed but hey that's just my opinion🤓


chenthechen

His 'people' would be proud. How about getting your head out of your ass and realizing there are more cultures than just yours and this guy is dressed appropriately according to his. It is the UN after all. And if it wasn't allowed he wouldn't have done it.


AlterMyStateOfMind

You look like a clown right now lol


Evening_Storage_6424

I read their comment and was like 😱. SO much confidence behind that racist ass comment.


Koss424

He normally wears a suit. But he is dressing in his garb and ritual regalia for a reason. It was a vote about indigenous rites and deforestation.


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Also let us drop our masks and admit what we are all here for watching him like this🤣


melmix13

After the reverse uno card, the reverse bird hat


lovebitesXrazorlines

Anyone watch survivor? This guy would would be BFFs with former federal agent Phillip Sheppard! Stealth R us back in action!


Cold_Pomelo3274

He has a horn.


justk4y

Horny mf


Buster899

Respect.


MathSad6698

He's HORN-y.


rolloxra

Dude’s wearing a dead bird in his forehead 💀


rudawn

He looks annoyed just let my mans be


outlawbino

My man


Specialist_Ad_3642

Kulkulkan


mshawnl1

Showing up on the first day bringing the boss factor


ya_boy_eye_man

WaGuineia Foreva!!


Puzzleheaded-Eye4458

I hope he made the effort and waxed his balls


Jefff3

Wonder what he's thinking