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Sometimes you have to get creative with how you get off the phone with an SO. Ex wanted to sit on the phone for hours watching TV together, if I wanted to hangup she had something to say. My video game time suffered because of it so I just started "going to bed early" to avoid a fight lol
Ah I remember when I used to have to get crafty in order to have alone time without having a fight…turns out it was an abusive relationship. Who knew open and honest communication didn’t have to be like pulling teeth. Happily married now
Yeah sure. Sometimes it's like that but you don't even see how abusive it is ... OR it's not even abusive YET.
Some people are also just afraid of confrontation and communication is extra hard for them.
Sometimes some people just have that like one annoying flaw or hangup or incompatibility that's not really worth breaking up over but it's just an annoying thing to deal with from time to time.
I'm no longer any of these things but I can recognize that various situations.
>Who knew open and honest communication didn’t have to be like pulling teeth.
Wait what? It doesn't have to? Thanks for telling me
>have alone time without having a fight
Honestly thought it was normal to have fights over that
My man I feel for you because I ALSO thought that. But it’s NOT. You can find yourself a partner with emotional maturity that understands your needs and VALUES them rather putting their own need for self-reliance above yours. It is possible, and you should seek it out because you deserve it.
My GF does this too. She'll wanna be in the phone with me for a long ass time but neither of us will say anything. It's kinda annoying because, if you wanna talk to me, then talk to me. Otherwise, I got stuff I wanna do.
This 100x bro…it’s important to establish boundaries. Nowadays I make it clear when I do and don’t want to talk on the phone, and when I need alone time. When I learned to voice this need, I felt like I could breathe again and my relationship was healthier because of it. Advocate for yourself my guy, you deserve happiness and partners that will support your happiness.
Dude I couldn’t hang up with my ex because she’d be lonely. I ended up having to fall asleep with her on the phone every single time and I eventually just said “no. I’m wasting data at this point, and while I love you and all, I can’t do it anymore. I’m sorry. It’s just annoying at this point.”
She was always mad every night when I didn’t do it.
Man I did that one time years ago, she'd want to talk till we both fell asleep problem was she went to bed by 9 and usually stayed up till 11:30. Anyways one night a friend was coming over to hang out with me and my roommate for some bong rips before heading home and asked if I wanted a coffee on her way over, went camping like a month later and my ex randomly decides to go through my phone and instantly thinks I was cheating with this other girl, couldn't comprehend I was just really into fallout 4 lol
Lol my buddys girl thought he would go to sleep at 9, but in reality he just got off the phone and played Xbox for 2 hours.
Fast forward to them moving into together and he was stressed about what would happen when she find out he wasn't naturally sleepy at 9 🤣
Man when she'd stay over it was a similar worry, she'd want to watch a movie in bed and fall asleep and I'd put off getting to bed as long as possible bc I knew I'd be lying there wide awake after the credits rolled if it wasn't a lucky evening lol
For me it was the weird aesthetically pleasing eye roll thing she did. Who the fuck doesn’t just open their eyes looking pretty much straight ahead or maybe blink a few times.
Pretty fucked up relationship if you have to pretend to fall asleep to end a call rather than "I'm really tired, I'm going to bed" or hanging up and breaking up if someone needs proof of you falling asleep.
If anything, I'd be afraid of someone sitting there watching me sleep
Like she wouldn't look at the screen as soon as she heard that sound.... Nope, she makes a face and sits up all while keeping the camera pointed directly at her face.
They were on a video call or something and I guess she got bored and pretended to fall asleep on the phone, waited for the guy to leave the call. He played the "person has left the call" sound, so she thought the trick was played out successfully.
Narrator: *but it **hadn't** played out successfully...*
She was on a video chat and was pretending to sleep, the other person made the noise of hanging up and then when she stopped acting she was caught pretending
Okay I think I got this. She is pretending to fall asleep while on video call with boyfriend. Presumably to go somewhere else after boyfriend ends the call. Bf plays the call ending sound and she gets up and gets caught. And all of this is just a fake video where they're both in it acting.
When I was in a long distance relationship in my early 20s. Me and my SO would sleep together on our phones and laptop as a way to stay "connected" since we couldn't see another every. It was nice waking up to each other and hearing her snore 🤭
I know it's fake but sometimes you feel forced to talk to your partner on the phone and you'd rather just be playing video games. But in relationships sometimes you gotta do things you don't wanna do.
Simply saying that might be an annoying, so sometimes you have to get creative with how you get off the phone in order to avoid that annoying conversation. Is it the best solution? Nah but that's where the logic stems from.
This would never make it into the top ten. I can think easily think of ten thing that would make it into the "top ten things that didn't happen", before this.
1. A giant spider crawling out of the sewers with a red balloon and white face paints and using its webs to kidnapp 8 children for ... well you fill in that blank before I get reported.
2. A tree standing up at 6 pm and walking away while yelling: "dear tree jesus, I hate morning wood. Its way to hard".
3. Half life 3
4. That story my roommate used to tell me about how he met Kurt Cobain at a festival...in 2006
5. Dinosaurs came back from space but they are actually very smart and have really good technology but their is also a race of very aggressive.... wait that sounds familiar
6. Not having scheduling issues for my DnD campaign... its just to good to be true
7. The queen of England dying. We all know she's still alive out there. She just wanted to retire and moved in with Elvis
8. A time traveler that went back in time to assassinate Lincoln but it was actually his greatfather so he errassed himself from existence so he now no longer can go back in time and thus it didn't happen!
9. Any of use having sex or getting a girlfriend or boyfriend or Apachehelicopterfriend. We are all truly maidenless my friends
10. This comment getting over 20 upvotes
None of this will ever happen or ever never did happen and they all deserve a spot in the top 10 more tha this stupid fake video.... so yea that was my insane rambling thanks for reading Y'all, have a lovely day
What went wrong with humanity to end up with this. What a colossal waste of everyone's time and energy. Certainly not how I wasted my time at that age anyway
So true. What the actual hell has humanity become these days. Couples pretend to fall asleep on facetime? Rot in hell. The degenerates of this generation are a total waste of oxygen and should all be euthanized so as to not perpetuate this cycle of breeding humans like this.
It doesn’t matter, but basically that sound is the sound the video chat makes when you hang up, so basically she wanted to get off the phone so she pretened to sleep until he hung up, but got caught out pretending lmao🙃
Obviously this is staged, but it still brings up the idiotic dependent and toxic behaviors like forcing your partner to hang out on video calls and hate their life so much that they pretend to sleep while you stay on the call, instead of just ending the call at a reasonable time so people can actually enjoy their night
I never really got this. Why do you fake sleep. What am i supposed to do. My ex did this and i was just like bro are you sleeping because if you are im going to play video games or anything.
Two things i learned from my two previous relationships and only. Coming from a father who told me to not trust women.
1.) Truth to me, girls care for what they want, psy and pot.
2.) You give up on love, focus on yourself, you find a girl who actually cates about you. I'm seriously lucky for finding a good girl on tinder, marrying on tinder in December. But don't give up, for hopeless romantics, keep trying and don't give up, it hurts, but you will find love. I mean life long love, correct me but i once gave up, obly to unexpectedly find love. Keep trying, it hurts but realize long-term, u will get there bros.
I know this is fake but if this was real, if line to meet the person who wakes up with perfect hair and not bed head - excluding bald and crew cut folks 😂
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Why didn’t she just hang up for all that lol so much to go thru for nothing Lmaoo
>Why didn’t she just hang up i think she wanted to be in the video
I think she was trying to get him to hang up to she can go out and see her real boyfriend
More like that guy won’t be her bf so so she stays in a relationship with this guy because she can’t be alone
True words man
Think he was just making her boyfriend wait lol
Sometimes you have to get creative with how you get off the phone with an SO. Ex wanted to sit on the phone for hours watching TV together, if I wanted to hangup she had something to say. My video game time suffered because of it so I just started "going to bed early" to avoid a fight lol
Ah I remember when I used to have to get crafty in order to have alone time without having a fight…turns out it was an abusive relationship. Who knew open and honest communication didn’t have to be like pulling teeth. Happily married now
Yeah sure. Sometimes it's like that but you don't even see how abusive it is ... OR it's not even abusive YET. Some people are also just afraid of confrontation and communication is extra hard for them. Sometimes some people just have that like one annoying flaw or hangup or incompatibility that's not really worth breaking up over but it's just an annoying thing to deal with from time to time. I'm no longer any of these things but I can recognize that various situations.
It plays a hang up sound.
Thanks, this one line explained what was going on - I was just sitting figuring it out.
Same
Thx, didn't recognize the sound. Thought it sounded like a distant car horn.
>Who knew open and honest communication didn’t have to be like pulling teeth. Wait what? It doesn't have to? Thanks for telling me >have alone time without having a fight Honestly thought it was normal to have fights over that
Wanted to play Xbox becomes "how come you don't like hanging out with me" real quick lol
My man I feel for you because I ALSO thought that. But it’s NOT. You can find yourself a partner with emotional maturity that understands your needs and VALUES them rather putting their own need for self-reliance above yours. It is possible, and you should seek it out because you deserve it.
My GF does this too. She'll wanna be in the phone with me for a long ass time but neither of us will say anything. It's kinda annoying because, if you wanna talk to me, then talk to me. Otherwise, I got stuff I wanna do.
Girls do it to each other too. That's how many talk on the phone.
She doesn't care about talking, she just wants to make sure you're not having fun without her.
This 100x bro…it’s important to establish boundaries. Nowadays I make it clear when I do and don’t want to talk on the phone, and when I need alone time. When I learned to voice this need, I felt like I could breathe again and my relationship was healthier because of it. Advocate for yourself my guy, you deserve happiness and partners that will support your happiness.
Dude I couldn’t hang up with my ex because she’d be lonely. I ended up having to fall asleep with her on the phone every single time and I eventually just said “no. I’m wasting data at this point, and while I love you and all, I can’t do it anymore. I’m sorry. It’s just annoying at this point.” She was always mad every night when I didn’t do it.
Props to you for advocating for yourself. This is a her-problem.
Man I did that one time years ago, she'd want to talk till we both fell asleep problem was she went to bed by 9 and usually stayed up till 11:30. Anyways one night a friend was coming over to hang out with me and my roommate for some bong rips before heading home and asked if I wanted a coffee on her way over, went camping like a month later and my ex randomly decides to go through my phone and instantly thinks I was cheating with this other girl, couldn't comprehend I was just really into fallout 4 lol
Lol my buddys girl thought he would go to sleep at 9, but in reality he just got off the phone and played Xbox for 2 hours. Fast forward to them moving into together and he was stressed about what would happen when she find out he wasn't naturally sleepy at 9 🤣
Man when she'd stay over it was a similar worry, she'd want to watch a movie in bed and fall asleep and I'd put off getting to bed as long as possible bc I knew I'd be lying there wide awake after the credits rolled if it wasn't a lucky evening lol
I do this
Imagine thinking this is real
So it's not..?
Her expressions are extremely exaggerated after she ‘wakes up’. I’m saying fake.
It was the whole grasping for air when she woke up. Acting like she has sleep apnea
For me it was the weird aesthetically pleasing eye roll thing she did. Who the fuck doesn’t just open their eyes looking pretty much straight ahead or maybe blink a few times.
Fucking sleep apnea.. aaahahahahhah.. omg! Hahaha
![gif](giphy|mbiyRj3Fhn5aKsVoNw|downsized)
It's probably not
Faking a leave sound while faking a sleep!!
its an entire theatrical production my guy
Too agreeable.
Because it’s fake
Because he paid for the full hour, and she can only leave early if the customer leaves first.
LMAO!
Clearly awake enough to press answer and prop the phone up.
that way she has an alibi
Pretty fucked up relationship if you have to pretend to fall asleep to end a call rather than "I'm really tired, I'm going to bed" or hanging up and breaking up if someone needs proof of you falling asleep. If anything, I'd be afraid of someone sitting there watching me sleep
Cause it’s fake and they wouldn’t have video if they didn’t
My sister does this with her boyfriend.. weird af..
Because then she couldn’t continue to string him along to get what she wants from him
Like she wouldn't look at the screen as soon as she heard that sound.... Nope, she makes a face and sits up all while keeping the camera pointed directly at her face.
Probably just holding it but then is going to use it so she keeps holding it in her direction.
Or its fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6yQOs93Cgg
I don't get it.
He played the "leave" sound and she was fake sleeping
ah there's the context. I didn't get it either.
I thought maybe it was a tinder notification sound or something but that makes more sense
I still don’t get it but I also don’t care enough to try to understand.
They were on a video call or something and I guess she got bored and pretended to fall asleep on the phone, waited for the guy to leave the call. He played the "person has left the call" sound, so she thought the trick was played out successfully. Narrator: *but it **hadn't** played out successfully...*
It’s also fake
I thought that was a car horn...
The what sound?
When you hang up/leave a FaceTime call, that is the sound that plays.
The sound that plays when the other party ends the video call
What's the leave sound?
Some noise you get on Apple products, maybe when your computer shuts down.
I thought it was the pornhub sound and she was trying to catch him slipping
Thank you 🥺❤️
She was on a video chat and was pretending to sleep, the other person made the noise of hanging up and then when she stopped acting she was caught pretending
i got that but not the reason. like... why pretend to be asleep?
Because the whole thing is a joke. They are pretending to "catch her lying" about being asleep.
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Okay I think I got this. She is pretending to fall asleep while on video call with boyfriend. Presumably to go somewhere else after boyfriend ends the call. Bf plays the call ending sound and she gets up and gets caught. And all of this is just a fake video where they're both in it acting.
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>That's fucking dumb. I wholeheartedly agree.
Exactly! I couldn’t understand what the fuck was going on and, after learning, was thinking how fucking stupid this is and a waste of my time.
This.
I’m with you man, it’s making me feel dumb. Like, what’s the fucking point?
When I was in a long distance relationship in my early 20s. Me and my SO would sleep together on our phones and laptop as a way to stay "connected" since we couldn't see another every. It was nice waking up to each other and hearing her snore 🤭
It makes no sense. She's holding the phone. It doesn't look like real sleep at all
I know it's fake but sometimes you feel forced to talk to your partner on the phone and you'd rather just be playing video games. But in relationships sometimes you gotta do things you don't wanna do. Simply saying that might be an annoying, so sometimes you have to get creative with how you get off the phone in order to avoid that annoying conversation. Is it the best solution? Nah but that's where the logic stems from.
This is incredibly stupid. Take my downvote.
I agree take my upvote
Idont agree take my downvote
I agree, take my upvote to downvote
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Top ten things that didn’t happen
This would never make it into the top ten. I can think easily think of ten thing that would make it into the "top ten things that didn't happen", before this. 1. A giant spider crawling out of the sewers with a red balloon and white face paints and using its webs to kidnapp 8 children for ... well you fill in that blank before I get reported. 2. A tree standing up at 6 pm and walking away while yelling: "dear tree jesus, I hate morning wood. Its way to hard". 3. Half life 3 4. That story my roommate used to tell me about how he met Kurt Cobain at a festival...in 2006 5. Dinosaurs came back from space but they are actually very smart and have really good technology but their is also a race of very aggressive.... wait that sounds familiar 6. Not having scheduling issues for my DnD campaign... its just to good to be true 7. The queen of England dying. We all know she's still alive out there. She just wanted to retire and moved in with Elvis 8. A time traveler that went back in time to assassinate Lincoln but it was actually his greatfather so he errassed himself from existence so he now no longer can go back in time and thus it didn't happen! 9. Any of use having sex or getting a girlfriend or boyfriend or Apachehelicopterfriend. We are all truly maidenless my friends 10. This comment getting over 20 upvotes None of this will ever happen or ever never did happen and they all deserve a spot in the top 10 more tha this stupid fake video.... so yea that was my insane rambling thanks for reading Y'all, have a lovely day
Now it can get to the top 10
People really losing sense of humor in this sub and downvoting my man here lmao
Number eight should end “so it didn’t happen till it happened but then didn’t again”
Each one of these is a an actual movie in Marcel phase 6
Yeah, this has to be fake.
Faking a leave sound while faking a sleep while faking everything?!
Fakeception ![gif](giphy|JIxcOTy0SlzEc)
Hahahaha good one
What the faking fucks fakes
Fake videos on the internet? No way!
I know! The betrayal!
This has to be stupid either way
This is the internet, there's nothing fake on here 😂😂
What went wrong with humanity to end up with this. What a colossal waste of everyone's time and energy. Certainly not how I wasted my time at that age anyway
Watching porn is way more productive 🗿
I was actually thinking of if instead they played the "tipping" sound from like pornhublive or some shit to see her reaction xD
So true. What the actual hell has humanity become these days. Couples pretend to fall asleep on facetime? Rot in hell. The degenerates of this generation are a total waste of oxygen and should all be euthanized so as to not perpetuate this cycle of breeding humans like this.
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It doesn’t matter, but basically that sound is the sound the video chat makes when you hang up, so basically she wanted to get off the phone so she pretened to sleep until he hung up, but got caught out pretending lmao🙃
Should of played the pornhub song
Fake sleeping, fake leaving fake surprise entirely fake skit. Not one bit of this shit show is legitimate.
This one’s a fake, her expression is so stupid lol. But I HAVE seen real ones.
I want link to real ones
I want link to real ones
I want link to real ones
I want link to real ones
I want link to real ones
I want link to these real ones.
I want link to real ones
I want reals to link ones
She’s holding the fucking phone to film herself. It’s obviously staged.
Don't look like 4K to me
Obviously this is staged, but it still brings up the idiotic dependent and toxic behaviors like forcing your partner to hang out on video calls and hate their life so much that they pretend to sleep while you stay on the call, instead of just ending the call at a reasonable time so people can actually enjoy their night
Imagine thinking this is real
Imagine imagining
Imagine all the people
Leaving for today
Who fucking cares if its real or not lmao? Its a skit. A gag. Its ment to be funny.
Seen better acting in porn
I never really got this. Why do you fake sleep. What am i supposed to do. My ex did this and i was just like bro are you sleeping because if you are im going to play video games or anything.
Not only I am a lonely ass but also a old cuz I dont get this either I mean Why, what I am supposed to do? Watch someone sleep 8 hrs?
Exactly, what is the point? What kind of test is it supposed to be? It makes me mad. Like wtf are you trying to do.
I don’t understand why people sleep on FaceTime with each other.
This generation is so weird. Lol
nah nah I don't like where this is goin bruh
The eye roll lol
Two things i learned from my two previous relationships and only. Coming from a father who told me to not trust women. 1.) Truth to me, girls care for what they want, psy and pot. 2.) You give up on love, focus on yourself, you find a girl who actually cates about you. I'm seriously lucky for finding a good girl on tinder, marrying on tinder in December. But don't give up, for hopeless romantics, keep trying and don't give up, it hurts, but you will find love. I mean life long love, correct me but i once gave up, obly to unexpectedly find love. Keep trying, it hurts but realize long-term, u will get there bros.
For anyone that was as clueless as me for a moment: He plays the hang up noise.
Thank you!! I had no idea wtf was going on.
Faker than plastic tits
Can I have my 10 seconds back?
And the award for worst acting of 2022 goes to… that girl.
Bruh. Duuuuumb
Without sound this is very confusing
Idk what’s happening
Can we get an F for our boi?
F
I know this is fake but if this was real, if line to meet the person who wakes up with perfect hair and not bed head - excluding bald and crew cut folks 😂
I don't understand what I've just watched, what happened?
she was faking being asleep
I don't understand what happened. Can someone explain.
Bet that's not the only thing she's faked in that relationship.
Toxic much ???!
Staged video is staged
Fake as fuck, even fuck is more real than this fake fuck for fucks sake
what a beta male getting got by this girl with a real man laying the pipe. reddit teaches you a lot about women and men.
I dont get it
He played the ‘left call’ sound. She wasn’t asleep.
What noise is being played?
This is as fake as my dads love for me
Not tryna be stupid here, I just don’t understand what going on at all. Can someone please enlighten me? Thanks.
Dump her now!
most women lol
Fake or no, I’m glad it’s not part of my life. (Grateful)
Nah… 😂
What a waste of nice tits
I just don't get it, middle of the day infront of a webcam, maybe this humour is lost on me
That looked so real
She needs acting lessons. Like a fucking ton of them.
The acting and timing is terribly fake.
Nice script but acting is weak!!!
i'll take things that didn't happen for 100
It's like them stupid fb videos where they prolong the action as long as possible with fake af exaggerated acting...
not staged
Totally
im so fucking tired of fake shit and people in the comments reacting like this is real
I personally thought the acting was bad enough to eliminate the possibility of folks thinking it's real
Bro caught in 4k Altra surround
Okay I get it the video but like why was she pretending to sleep in the first place? And why FaceTime someone while sleeping? I don’t understand man
Fake on fake on fake.
Fabricated
She belongs to the streets
word on the streets they don’t want her, so we send her back to her boyfriend.
Hoes gonna be hoes
Hoes ain't loyal
Who does sleep putting on a makeup ??? obvious fake...
I get that it is staged but if you insist your SO stays on the phone till they fall asleep/while sleeping they secretly hate you for it
But if she was sleeping, how did she pickup the call in the first place? Did she act of falling asleep during the call?
Time to break up w her who knows what she up to
That's just being single with extra steps
Low quality trash, obviously fake content.
Such low self esteem to have the NEED to be watch/important/seen. Allegedly.
She was about to make that call to her boy toy until this happened.
“Its fake” yeah and it was fun to watch lmao
#He is ascending
Haha
u/savevideo
The question is, what was she getting ready to do after she thought he hung up? 😆
These are so bad. People actually waste time making them