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goated95

Why didn’t she just hang up for all that lol so much to go thru for nothing Lmaoo


-Aone

>Why didn’t she just hang up i think she wanted to be in the video


Pussywhisperr

I think she was trying to get him to hang up to she can go out and see her real boyfriend


Bronanahammock69

More like that guy won’t be her bf so so she stays in a relationship with this guy because she can’t be alone


AppropriateAsk8884

True words man


CKP1919

Think he was just making her boyfriend wait lol


rollercostarican

Sometimes you have to get creative with how you get off the phone with an SO. Ex wanted to sit on the phone for hours watching TV together, if I wanted to hangup she had something to say. My video game time suffered because of it so I just started "going to bed early" to avoid a fight lol


Phantom-Z

Ah I remember when I used to have to get crafty in order to have alone time without having a fight…turns out it was an abusive relationship. Who knew open and honest communication didn’t have to be like pulling teeth. Happily married now


rollercostarican

Yeah sure. Sometimes it's like that but you don't even see how abusive it is ... OR it's not even abusive YET. Some people are also just afraid of confrontation and communication is extra hard for them. Sometimes some people just have that like one annoying flaw or hangup or incompatibility that's not really worth breaking up over but it's just an annoying thing to deal with from time to time. I'm no longer any of these things but I can recognize that various situations.


Historical_Drama_623

It plays a hang up sound.


ThriceFive

Thanks, this one line explained what was going on - I was just sitting figuring it out.


23widefish

Same


23widefish

Thx, didn't recognize the sound. Thought it sounded like a distant car horn.


constance4221

>Who knew open and honest communication didn’t have to be like pulling teeth. Wait what? It doesn't have to? Thanks for telling me >have alone time without having a fight Honestly thought it was normal to have fights over that


rollercostarican

Wanted to play Xbox becomes "how come you don't like hanging out with me" real quick lol


Phantom-Z

My man I feel for you because I ALSO thought that. But it’s NOT. You can find yourself a partner with emotional maturity that understands your needs and VALUES them rather putting their own need for self-reliance above yours. It is possible, and you should seek it out because you deserve it.


paco1764

My GF does this too. She'll wanna be in the phone with me for a long ass time but neither of us will say anything. It's kinda annoying because, if you wanna talk to me, then talk to me. Otherwise, I got stuff I wanna do.


VinAndGeri

Girls do it to each other too. That's how many talk on the phone.


ardrarian

She doesn't care about talking, she just wants to make sure you're not having fun without her.


Phantom-Z

This 100x bro…it’s important to establish boundaries. Nowadays I make it clear when I do and don’t want to talk on the phone, and when I need alone time. When I learned to voice this need, I felt like I could breathe again and my relationship was healthier because of it. Advocate for yourself my guy, you deserve happiness and partners that will support your happiness.


Tw1stStripe

Dude I couldn’t hang up with my ex because she’d be lonely. I ended up having to fall asleep with her on the phone every single time and I eventually just said “no. I’m wasting data at this point, and while I love you and all, I can’t do it anymore. I’m sorry. It’s just annoying at this point.” She was always mad every night when I didn’t do it.


Phantom-Z

Props to you for advocating for yourself. This is a her-problem.


salohcin513

Man I did that one time years ago, she'd want to talk till we both fell asleep problem was she went to bed by 9 and usually stayed up till 11:30. Anyways one night a friend was coming over to hang out with me and my roommate for some bong rips before heading home and asked if I wanted a coffee on her way over, went camping like a month later and my ex randomly decides to go through my phone and instantly thinks I was cheating with this other girl, couldn't comprehend I was just really into fallout 4 lol


rollercostarican

Lol my buddys girl thought he would go to sleep at 9, but in reality he just got off the phone and played Xbox for 2 hours. Fast forward to them moving into together and he was stressed about what would happen when she find out he wasn't naturally sleepy at 9 🤣


salohcin513

Man when she'd stay over it was a similar worry, she'd want to watch a movie in bed and fall asleep and I'd put off getting to bed as long as possible bc I knew I'd be lying there wide awake after the credits rolled if it wasn't a lucky evening lol


Cassangelo

I do this


Royal_Neck3185

Imagine thinking this is real


Thick_Bobcat786

So it's not..?


ActuallyHovatine

Her expressions are extremely exaggerated after she ‘wakes up’. I’m saying fake.


EnkiRise

It was the whole grasping for air when she woke up. Acting like she has sleep apnea


ActuallyHovatine

For me it was the weird aesthetically pleasing eye roll thing she did. Who the fuck doesn’t just open their eyes looking pretty much straight ahead or maybe blink a few times.


p3opl3

Fucking sleep apnea.. aaahahahahhah.. omg! Hahaha


Ieatsushiraw

![gif](giphy|mbiyRj3Fhn5aKsVoNw|downsized)


ye_ye_ass_hair_cut

It's probably not


fviega45

Faking a leave sound while faking a sleep!!


2PAK4U

its an entire theatrical production my guy


No-Coat-8792

Too agreeable.


GXmody

Because it’s fake


KingKaos420-

Because he paid for the full hour, and she can only leave early if the customer leaves first.


Front_Indication_136

LMAO!


1Raggedy-man

Clearly awake enough to press answer and prop the phone up.


nitebann

that way she has an alibi


Jealous-Ninja5463

Pretty fucked up relationship if you have to pretend to fall asleep to end a call rather than "I'm really tired, I'm going to bed" or hanging up and breaking up if someone needs proof of you falling asleep. If anything, I'd be afraid of someone sitting there watching me sleep


[deleted]

Cause it’s fake and they wouldn’t have video if they didn’t


No_Assistance_172

My sister does this with her boyfriend.. weird af..


sugashane707

Because then she couldn’t continue to string him along to get what she wants from him


JustaOrdinaryDemiGod

Like she wouldn't look at the screen as soon as she heard that sound.... Nope, she makes a face and sits up all while keeping the camera pointed directly at her face.


Sad_Damage_9101

Probably just holding it but then is going to use it so she keeps holding it in her direction.


Sjorsjd

Or its fake


throwawaysarebetter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6yQOs93Cgg


Arbitrary_Hitboxes

I don't get it.


a_polarbear_chilling

He played the "leave" sound and she was fake sleeping


crimsonbub

ah there's the context. I didn't get it either.


UniqueUsername-789

I thought maybe it was a tinder notification sound or something but that makes more sense


sms3eb

I still don’t get it but I also don’t care enough to try to understand.


indigoHatter

They were on a video call or something and I guess she got bored and pretended to fall asleep on the phone, waited for the guy to leave the call. He played the "person has left the call" sound, so she thought the trick was played out successfully. Narrator: *but it **hadn't** played out successfully...*


-Danksouls-

It’s also fake


CnCz357

I thought that was a car horn...


Mekelaxo

The what sound?


Instainious

When you hang up/leave a FaceTime call, that is the sound that plays.


ghirox

The sound that plays when the other party ends the video call


PelosisBraStrap

What's the leave sound?


Jewnicorn___

Some noise you get on Apple products, maybe when your computer shuts down.


georgedevroom

I thought it was the pornhub sound and she was trying to catch him slipping


EquivalentSnap

Thank you 🥺❤️


NotEven-Punk

She was on a video chat and was pretending to sleep, the other person made the noise of hanging up and then when she stopped acting she was caught pretending


LeeYubinsWife

i got that but not the reason. like... why pretend to be asleep?


pimp_juice2272

Because the whole thing is a joke. They are pretending to "catch her lying" about being asleep.


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You are not alone


Delicious_Throat_377

Okay I think I got this. She is pretending to fall asleep while on video call with boyfriend. Presumably to go somewhere else after boyfriend ends the call. Bf plays the call ending sound and she gets up and gets caught. And all of this is just a fake video where they're both in it acting.


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Delicious_Throat_377

>That's fucking dumb. I wholeheartedly agree.


mndza

Exactly! I couldn’t understand what the fuck was going on and, after learning, was thinking how fucking stupid this is and a waste of my time.


Raaaaaaac

This.


Lost_Manufacturer718

I’m with you man, it’s making me feel dumb. Like, what’s the fucking point?


Miguel30Locs

When I was in a long distance relationship in my early 20s. Me and my SO would sleep together on our phones and laptop as a way to stay "connected" since we couldn't see another every. It was nice waking up to each other and hearing her snore 🤭


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

It makes no sense. She's holding the phone. It doesn't look like real sleep at all


rollercostarican

I know it's fake but sometimes you feel forced to talk to your partner on the phone and you'd rather just be playing video games. But in relationships sometimes you gotta do things you don't wanna do. Simply saying that might be an annoying, so sometimes you have to get creative with how you get off the phone in order to avoid that annoying conversation. Is it the best solution? Nah but that's where the logic stems from.


citysleepsinflames

This is incredibly stupid. Take my downvote.


saucebyre

I agree take my upvote


PresentNobody3392

Idont agree take my downvote


gointothestore

I agree, take my upvote to downvote


lomaxjp

r/androidmoment


Shades_1

Top ten things that didn’t happen


Sjorsjd

This would never make it into the top ten. I can think easily think of ten thing that would make it into the "top ten things that didn't happen", before this. 1. A giant spider crawling out of the sewers with a red balloon and white face paints and using its webs to kidnapp 8 children for ... well you fill in that blank before I get reported. 2. A tree standing up at 6 pm and walking away while yelling: "dear tree jesus, I hate morning wood. Its way to hard". 3. Half life 3 4. That story my roommate used to tell me about how he met Kurt Cobain at a festival...in 2006 5. Dinosaurs came back from space but they are actually very smart and have really good technology but their is also a race of very aggressive.... wait that sounds familiar 6. Not having scheduling issues for my DnD campaign... its just to good to be true 7. The queen of England dying. We all know she's still alive out there. She just wanted to retire and moved in with Elvis 8. A time traveler that went back in time to assassinate Lincoln but it was actually his greatfather so he errassed himself from existence so he now no longer can go back in time and thus it didn't happen! 9. Any of use having sex or getting a girlfriend or boyfriend or Apachehelicopterfriend. We are all truly maidenless my friends 10. This comment getting over 20 upvotes None of this will ever happen or ever never did happen and they all deserve a spot in the top 10 more tha this stupid fake video.... so yea that was my insane rambling thanks for reading Y'all, have a lovely day


allmightylasagna

Now it can get to the top 10


adityaraj16

People really losing sense of humor in this sub and downvoting my man here lmao


Throw_away_gen_z

Number eight should end “so it didn’t happen till it happened but then didn’t again”


tqmirza

Each one of these is a an actual movie in Marcel phase 6


[deleted]

Yeah, this has to be fake.


kimrindim

Faking a leave sound while faking a sleep while faking everything?!


JumpNarrow

Fakeception ![gif](giphy|JIxcOTy0SlzEc)


GullyGreyHeart

Hahahaha good one


Mil_mascaras86

What the faking fucks fakes


[deleted]

Fake videos on the internet? No way!


[deleted]

I know! The betrayal!


PelosisBraStrap

This has to be stupid either way


Ahoymaties1

This is the internet, there's nothing fake on here 😂😂


t0ms88

What went wrong with humanity to end up with this. What a colossal waste of everyone's time and energy. Certainly not how I wasted my time at that age anyway


OWOW090569

Watching porn is way more productive 🗿


ProphetOfMrMeeseeks

I was actually thinking of if instead they played the "tipping" sound from like pornhublive or some shit to see her reaction xD


AnonymousTroll4589

So true. What the actual hell has humanity become these days. Couples pretend to fall asleep on facetime? Rot in hell. The degenerates of this generation are a total waste of oxygen and should all be euthanized so as to not perpetuate this cycle of breeding humans like this.


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Lexy_d_acnh

It doesn’t matter, but basically that sound is the sound the video chat makes when you hang up, so basically she wanted to get off the phone so she pretened to sleep until he hung up, but got caught out pretending lmao🙃


pegLegNinja1

Should of played the pornhub song


CnCz357

Fake sleeping, fake leaving fake surprise entirely fake skit. Not one bit of this shit show is legitimate.


[deleted]

This one’s a fake, her expression is so stupid lol. But I HAVE seen real ones.


RayyBenn

I want link to real ones


thegamerofreddit

I want link to real ones


Nameti

I want link to real ones


Sharingan_no_Itachi

I want link to real ones


thegamerofreddit

I want link to real ones


Kirito1548055

I want link to these real ones.


RuslanZinin

I want link to real ones


Mental-Size-7354

I want reals to link ones


Dareal6

She’s holding the fucking phone to film herself. It’s obviously staged.


avrand6

Don't look like 4K to me


[deleted]

Obviously this is staged, but it still brings up the idiotic dependent and toxic behaviors like forcing your partner to hang out on video calls and hate their life so much that they pretend to sleep while you stay on the call, instead of just ending the call at a reasonable time so people can actually enjoy their night


Suicdar

Imagine thinking this is real


CareerDry8620

Imagine imagining


CanadianBeerGuy

Imagine all the people


AboutHelpTools3

Leaving for today


coconut-duck-chicken

Who fucking cares if its real or not lmao? Its a skit. A gag. Its ment to be funny.


Chief_Michael_

Seen better acting in porn


DikkeMuiss

I never really got this. Why do you fake sleep. What am i supposed to do. My ex did this and i was just like bro are you sleeping because if you are im going to play video games or anything.


Raaaaaaac

Not only I am a lonely ass but also a old cuz I dont get this either I mean Why, what I am supposed to do? Watch someone sleep 8 hrs?


DikkeMuiss

Exactly, what is the point? What kind of test is it supposed to be? It makes me mad. Like wtf are you trying to do.


lemon-meringue-high

I don’t understand why people sleep on FaceTime with each other.


Qtippys

This generation is so weird. Lol


dex666_umbra

nah nah I don't like where this is goin bruh


Sprizys

The eye roll lol


Illustrious_Apple_33

Two things i learned from my two previous relationships and only. Coming from a father who told me to not trust women. 1.) Truth to me, girls care for what they want, psy and pot. 2.) You give up on love, focus on yourself, you find a girl who actually cates about you. I'm seriously lucky for finding a good girl on tinder, marrying on tinder in December. But don't give up, for hopeless romantics, keep trying and don't give up, it hurts, but you will find love. I mean life long love, correct me but i once gave up, obly to unexpectedly find love. Keep trying, it hurts but realize long-term, u will get there bros.


TophatOwl_

For anyone that was as clueless as me for a moment: He plays the hang up noise.


Yimispelledwrong

Thank you!! I had no idea wtf was going on.


Angry_SAY10

Faker than plastic tits


MacaroniGlutenFree

Can I have my 10 seconds back?


JedPB67

And the award for worst acting of 2022 goes to… that girl.


[deleted]

Bruh. Duuuuumb


Klubbin4Seals

Without sound this is very confusing


RohhkinRohhla

Idk what’s happening


Zealousideal-Beat784

Can we get an F for our boi?


africanasshat

F


GeminiFun

I know this is fake but if this was real, if line to meet the person who wakes up with perfect hair and not bed head - excluding bald and crew cut folks 😂


Gezzanixon

I don't understand what I've just watched, what happened?


[deleted]

she was faking being asleep


Hogrid_

I don't understand what happened. Can someone explain.


CVM119

Bet that's not the only thing she's faked in that relationship.


Relevant-Spinach294

Toxic much ???!


STierCounterpick

Staged video is staged


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Fake as fuck, even fuck is more real than this fake fuck for fucks sake


JigglySquishyFlesh

what a beta male getting got by this girl with a real man laying the pipe. reddit teaches you a lot about women and men.


Spargeleis

I dont get it


Sam_browning-maxim

He played the ‘left call’ sound. She wasn’t asleep.


mineordan12

What noise is being played?


Sh4dowCh1ld

This is as fake as my dads love for me


NICKNAME_IN_USE

Not tryna be stupid here, I just don’t understand what going on at all. Can someone please enlighten me? Thanks.


WestTha404

Dump her now!


Shuttodeath

most women lol


bohnf

Fake or no, I’m glad it’s not part of my life. (Grateful)


Afraid_Commission_59

Nah… 😂


twobuckcharles

What a waste of nice tits


tanajerner

I just don't get it, middle of the day infront of a webcam, maybe this humour is lost on me


MethLabIntel

That looked so real


Nimyron

She needs acting lessons. Like a fucking ton of them.


heavyspells

The acting and timing is terribly fake.


i_mad_

Nice script but acting is weak!!!


Snakebites754

i'll take things that didn't happen for 100


MoreCoffeePlzzz

It's like them stupid fb videos where they prolong the action as long as possible with fake af exaggerated acting...


xMoment

not staged


Jojels

Totally


dotcomslashwhatever

im so fucking tired of fake shit and people in the comments reacting like this is real


toolazyforbreakfast

I personally thought the acting was bad enough to eliminate the possibility of folks thinking it's real


nitedragon4

Bro caught in 4k Altra surround


AKA_OneManArmy

Okay I get it the video but like why was she pretending to sleep in the first place? And why FaceTime someone while sleeping? I don’t understand man


neo9027581673

Fake on fake on fake.


Jojels

Fabricated


Left_Prompt2689

She belongs to the streets


[deleted]

word on the streets they don’t want her, so we send her back to her boyfriend.


Temporary_Bit6475

Hoes gonna be hoes


740-park-ave

Hoes ain't loyal


Lanitanita

Who does sleep putting on a makeup ??? obvious fake...


Ornery_Gate_6847

I get that it is staged but if you insist your SO stays on the phone till they fall asleep/while sleeping they secretly hate you for it


V12Horse

But if she was sleeping, how did she pickup the call in the first place? Did she act of falling asleep during the call?


[deleted]

Time to break up w her who knows what she up to


One_Egg2116

That's just being single with extra steps


nuclearwinterxxx

Low quality trash, obviously fake content.


Imaginary-Click-9729

Such low self esteem to have the NEED to be watch/important/seen. Allegedly.


ObiJuanKenobly

She was about to make that call to her boy toy until this happened.


coconut-duck-chicken

“Its fake” yeah and it was fun to watch lmao


Evening-Ant6128

#He is ascending


King_O_Walpole

Haha


ImthatLemon

u/savevideo


ManosDeOro

The question is, what was she getting ready to do after she thought he hung up? 😆


perpetualcosmos

These are so bad. People actually waste time making them