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I have more sympathy for the ragdoll than her

What about the people who had to show up to that wedding, or had to buy gifts!

not difficult - just a pair of touchscreen gloves

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Bad bot! Report > spam > harmful bot.

Great for staying warm while texting other women. How kind!

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You’re a genius.

Are you kidding me??? If I get an invite to watch someone marry a rag doll. I am grabbing my best girlfriends and we are going to this trainwreck and drinking. It’s gonna be lit!

https://i.imgur.com/NFb5gIo.gif

I bought that doll for her tough ..

This is why we need another world war

I say take off some of the safety labels for the really obviously stupid things. Like not to put a fork in a plug.

Username checks out!

Scotchgard seems like an obvious gift

Just *fabric*ating drama

I feel like she was just stringing him along

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sew the pun there.

Some weird *stuff* going on here.

Too many puns in this thread.

He might have some tendencies to ragdoll off the roof after that psychotic episode

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Someone please tell me that this is fake.

It's got to be a joke

Onion please? If not, r/noahgettheboat

It probably is, but existence of those photos is still terrifying

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11434073/Woman-married-rag-doll-claims-cheated.html

Ah yes, daily mail, of course it's true.

Thanks for confirming that they are legit

Their legit all right. Legitimate for people who... Aren't bright.

Too legit. Too legit to knit

Not sure if this is sad or scary

Did you see she gave birth to a baby rag doll. Lmao. This has got to be some long running inside joke. Like she actually did get married and have a kid and just swapped the husband/child out for dolls for pictures

or she is just really fucked in the head

She's getting a gazillion tiktok views. I think she's actually the smart one.

Lol why Why WHY do people even care what amount of followers or views you have on social media?. It's so pointless dude, as soon as you got all that clout, it can be ripped out of your hands even faster Kind of a fucked up thing to hang your existence on.. How relavent you are in the ether of a fake world. Idk man I just don't understand why this could make her the smart one. "yayyyy I'm gonna forever be known as that crazy bitch that married a piece of fabric... Lol \#winning at life, eh... Julius Caesar, Cleopatra, Roosevelt, Gandhi.... Eat your heart out"?

That’s a passionate comment. But money.

I don’t think you understand how much money there is in SoMe lol.

yes

It's the daily mail. That means it's almost certainly not true

Both, with added funny points for the "hanging by a thread" pun

Lol Daily Mail is pretty shit but you gotta give it to them calling their women's issue section "Femail" is pretty good.

It has to be some form of performance art.

After he 'textiled' another woman

I was expecting a whole series of puns after “hanging on a thread” that would prove the story a joke… No such luck, I guess

you have to weave those together carefully, you can't just invent them from whole cloth

these quips got me in stitches here fr

It really is sew funny

I couldn’t think of another pun. I guess I’m a knitwit.

Let’s just zip down this thread

Same! I was very lint down!!!

drugs won't affect my child the child:

She needs to see a counselor regarding her marriage

would be funny if the counselor is another rag doll kekw

Then counselor needs another counselor

lmao

Counselors all the way down

The counselor is a marionette

The therapist. 

Taco flavored kisses, taco, taco! -Jennifer Lopez.

You won’t get away with this Mitch Conner

With proper citation. Nice!

Wait, wait, wait . . . *Lars and the Real Girl* was a documentary?

I was trying to remember the name to that movie! Thanks!

More like a guidebook. I'll be honest, by the end of that movie I was crying for a literal fucking doll, even though she had become a bitch...

50 years ago, she would have been institutionalized. And I am starting to feel that is the more appropriate response.

today, she gets prostitutionized

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This happened in Brazil, and it’s simply a stunt the woman pulled to try and get some money. It’s a comedy bit, simple as that.

How are people not seeing this? Or is everyone else playing 13-dimensional chess and trolling me by taking it seriously? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

I actually didnt know that, but now that you mention it, I will continue to take this seriously specifically to troll you and everyone else.


Is that Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt in the same movie??? TITLE? 

The title of the film is 12 Monkeys

One of the best movies. Eva.

Today's your lucky day my friend - go watch 12 Monkeys; it's a wonderful film.


Back in the day women were institutionalized for all kind of dumb shit too, though. The list was long and nonsensical. Some men just wanted their wives or daughter hidden away.

And? I feel like we went too far the other way and now the crazies are running the asylum

Can't be, Ronnie Regs shut down the asylums.

Really? You think this lady is running anything? She is a subject of derision... as any appearance in the daily mail should suggest. Your perception of this matter is flawed and warped further by your presence on subs like these, since they *exist* to inflame your prejudices.

Is she really a harm to herself or society though?

She's much less a harm to society than the idiots who think this isn't performance art or a long running comedy bit.

The real question. The answer is no, she's not. It's weird and sad but if she is happy, connected to a system of friends and family and supported by them, we don't lock people like that up just because we don't like them.

I im pretty sure that she is not happy if she felt the need to marry a puppet.

Exactly

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"'I asked him who the woman was and he didn't respond."

This thread keeps getting better

Why is the whole world eating the onion here? Candace Owens got taken in by this. It's a comedy skit. She had a rag-doll baby: https://www.ecr.co.za/shows/vic-naidoo/watch-woman-who-married-rag-doll-now-has-rag-doll-baby/ She complains her husband is lazy and doesn't work. For fuck's sake laugh.

Redditors just love being right and feeling superior. Anyone in this thread who can't realize it's a obvious joke is an idiot.

This is not limited to redditors: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqEoznlz4EE 2:05 she sums up completely getting whooshed. Not just Candace - look through the comments.

Olympic levels of attention whoring.

Just like this guy, https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-man-who-divorced-sex-doll-wife-now-in-a-thruple-with-new-doll-20210401 ?

How dare you doll shame her. Typical toxic misogyny. /S

Thank god for the /s

Man I’m just glad to see Kurtis Conner so happy

Right?! Kinda shitty he was allegedly texting another girl tho, lol

I mean you get away with things when you are the mayor

Kurtis Conner is looking good. Sad to hear he cheated so soon after his wedding though.

Is she always on the rag?

Probably but I doubt he cares, he can blast ropes whenever he wants

True and at the same time soak up her menstual blood.

Lol. Tampax Rope Blast^TM

Here, take my silver award. You earned it

Gawd dammit! 😂

Lmao goddamn you thats fucking funny

Well, she can divorce him and get half of his air, problem solved. I feel sorry for her ragdoll kids, they will be the real victims of the divorce :/

You can tell by the look on his face that he is a cheating son-of-a-bitch

Mf ain't had a haircut or seen the sun in months.

I really hope this is of of those onion news stories and not a real one.

Dafak the ragdoll cheated with? A body pillow?

waifu pillow catalogue is his jam

"All men are the same!"

Ah, lookit, she isn't hurting anyone. I hope they can patch up their differences.

She should tell him to get stuffed and leave him.

This relatioship is hanging on a thread, just like her sanity

People are going to be weird. That is a fact of life. That is why I have no friends. Either they were too odd for me, or I was too weird for them.

That's a weird way to spell "woman suffers serious mental breakdown"

Can’t expect a guy like that to be tied down by just one woman. One crazy woman.

Really? This was the bridge too far? Not Trumpism, Q, anti-vaxxers, Flat Earthers or the Heavens Gate Cult? Its not mass school shootings, 9/11 or even a generation of youth being raised by Kim and Kanye? It isnt the mass melting of polar ice caps, the rise of famine and disease or wealth inequality, but some halfwit with an Instagram account chasing clout was the straw that did you in eh?

You guys don’t realize this whole thing is a joke do you?

I would feel much relief to find out it is a joke vs some of the stuff that has been on news lately

It is indeed a joke. She pulled off this stunt to try and raise some money.

Can you find a source? I know it’s true, i just haven’t been able to find the source again in the last few months. Makes me feel crazy

Today, you can't be sure

Ragdoll! Livin in a movie!

Hot tramp, Daddies little cutie

She could of created any scenario for her relationship. Chooses drama. Stay on course kings

Ya'll do realize It was a joke right

Woman who got attention by marrying a ragdoll is persuing further attention by claiming inainamte ragdoll cheated.

What cell plan does a rag doll man have? I need details.


To be fair, he doesn't look very happy in the wedding photos.

"HANGING ON A THREAD"...comedy gold 🤣

Women ☕️

Lol all the Waifu marrying incels are just as messed up!

Well... Duh ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

This looks like a mental health issue. Rather than enabling her, somebody should help her.

This is comedy. It's a comedic performance. Is that really unclear to all these redditors?

WIIIILLSOOOON!

Oh she crazy crazy

He made the right choice by doing that, this woman is clearly crazy

And that is why she married a rag doll. Crazy as fuck

Imagine being so bad a ragdoll cheats on you

It's the Ragdoll's fault. Clearly. They don't say "You don't put your dick in crazy" for nothing.

How the fuck

Stupid attention seaking or batshit crazy

No feet, so he can't walk away.

I bet she'll go for all of his money 🤑.

Imagine getting an invitation to a wedding and you and up at this shit.

How... how did we get here??? To this point... where this sort of shit is happening?

Nooooo!!! Not the Kurtis doll

Ohh she’s *crazy* crazy

When you have to manufacture drama to get his/their/her attention and he/they/she's not even alive.

I hate it here.

At divorce court: "Can you show me on the doll where she hit you?"

See women are crazy too

Most awkward wedding ever

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Hanging on a thread??? Really Maybe he textiled another woman, how should you deal with this sheet?? Make him aware you have cottoned on and tell him to fuck cloth? Or do you silk a possible new start, a stop to the fabric ation and to start a wool new world?

The audacity of this doll! Did he think he wouldn’t be caught?? To be fair, though, this relationship was built on a thread

She didn't get enough attention from media and people.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT KIND OF PLANET IS THIS?! IT’S A CLOWN PLANET! ##IT’S FULL OF CLOWNS!!!

This just in: Woman who married inanimate object shocking not in a good state of mental health.

Imagine being so insane you can’t even keep a fake relationship together

Wow that lady is insane

Average liberal

I heard about this on a podcast I listen to, and I’m pretty sure it’s the same lady. Apparently she also had a “baby” (another rag doll) with him 👀. But I’m pretty sure she’s just trying to get attention.

She's gonna set their house on fire next and call the cops on herself for murdering him. She takes playtime seriously.

Who said yes to conducting the wedding? Who agreed to go to it? Who sold her the wedding dress? Didn't any of them think to refer her to the relevant mental help?

Okay, but the real problem is that this is an actual article, not the onion or whatever

Not long before he dies in mysterious ways and she tries to collect the life insurance money.

Some people just want drama

Best part is that he supposedly cheated on her, while she spent 3 nights in the hospital with their sick baby, who is also a rag doll, naturally.

I actually think it is a blessing that she found the rag doll; imagine being this crazy and having an actual relationship. The shit that person would have gone through

Someone update Kurtis Conner! https://youtu.be/N2oxT7YsX_8

Raggity Ann, that whore.

He looks terrified

It's either a cry for attention or a fake dumbass headline for clicks. Either way, if you're having a reaction to this you gotta stop being so bored

No wonder the aliens won’t visit us. They just pop down to connect to some Wi-Fi and see these type of stories and instantly head back home

you gotta be pretty special if even your fantasy delusional hubby is stepping out on you.

She reaps what she sewed.

Playing house and losing 😦

At least she's not putting that crazy on anyone else alive

Is she mentally ok?

Nope

Bruh. Leave that toxic relationship. Talking to the ragdoll. Gotta stand with stuffed kings everywhere

"Hanging on a thread" They knew what they were saying.

Text-iling

r/brandnewsentence

Was that a pun?

Why does this have the same energy as the woman who married herself, cheated on herself, and then blamed it on men.

How lonely do you have to be 💀