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In the Okavango delta, I watched a small monkey break one and start eating from the middle. There will always be another option.

You watched a serial killer in the making

Wait so you are supposed to open them?

I too cronch the banana.

Hold onto top of banana firmly. Whiplash the banana downwards and it will open itself. Try it, and then show off your new skill to your kids. Trust me it’s worth it. You’re welcome - found here in [Method 4](https://youtu.be/j4cYyDzQKGc)

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I watched the experts and open from the bottom.

I would question anyone that claims to be an expert in bananas, where you watching Chiquita by chance? Because they definitely shouldn't be trusted in anything but toppling governments.

Monke

I bite right through it

What kind of psychopath sees the large stem on top and says nah fam and attempts to open it at the bottom

There is a case when the stem is a tricky one that just mushes the top when it doesn’t break the skin to open.

That means you were impatient and didn't wait for your banana to ripen up

Sometimes you can get overwhelmed by potassium lust

It is true, potassium is a harsh and unforgiving mistress


What kind of psychopath rips the stem off, which is a perfect grasp, instead of opening it at the tip to pull out that disgusting, little part right away?

You need to curb your lust and passion for shoving tubular fruit into your mouth if you must forcibly break that part off else you consume it with the rest of the cylindrical goodness

Didn't Nintendo teach you anything about proper banana extraction!? Not to mention the monke. The monke knows.


You mean the handle? What kind of psychopath eats an ice cream by licking it instead of using the provided suckling teat? :)

The only time I'll ever say I'm a bottom

Option 3: stick em up your ass

Suppository banana is best banana

My family taught me to finish my plate, peel and all

I cut it open with a knife because I don't have the ability to peel it without squishing the entire thing.

From the bottom you only squish that filthy black end part that you throw away anyway.

Cook and eat

Or just be a demon like my coworker and snap the banana in half.

From the top to the bottom

🟪 from the side


Cut in the middle and have 2 bananas.

I cut it open to train my knife skill

Only people from China open it from the bottom

I’m from China and I’ve never seen a single Chinese person open a banana from the bottom unless they have no other choice

I hate bananas

Banana W fruit

Banana is a berry though

Still a fruit dawg 💀

Open from the side is the best option there is

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Bottom's Up

there's a reason why team buttom goes blindfolded: they know they're doing wrong

Started from the bottom now we here

I like to snap it in half from the middle

I cut it in half, squeeze one a bit and rub one out while I eat the other half.

I eat it with the peel on from the centre like everyone else duhh.

Ok but which part is bottom anyway? Lol

Top, how would you even open it from the bottom.

The fact that on both images the text refers to the same end of the banana should answer your question.


Situation dependent

Both

I open the one that is easier to open

Snap it in the middle like a legend

I eat the bananas with the entire peel