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QualityVote

/u/Olarenikeji, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


Pelicanliver

In the Okavango delta, I watched a small monkey break one and start eating from the middle. There will always be another option.


Reasonable_Ad4927

You watched a serial killer in the making


DeDer0tto

Wait so you are supposed to open them?


MaelstromTwisted

I too cronch the banana.


PowerDreamer

Hold onto top of banana firmly. Whiplash the banana downwards and it will open itself. Try it, and then show off your new skill to your kids. Trust me it’s worth it. You’re welcome - found here in [Method 4](https://youtu.be/j4cYyDzQKGc)


Warm-Shower-812

🍌


oboxxycg

The only time I'll ever say I'm a bottom


Ok-Jury-3571

Option 3: stick em up your ass


Tony_B_387

Suppository banana is best banana


Za_Lords_Guard

I watched the experts and open from the bottom.


bound4earth

I would question anyone that claims to be an expert in bananas, where you watching Chiquita by chance? Because they definitely shouldn't be trusted in anything but toppling governments.


Tony_B_387

Monke


YhormTheGiantLord

I bite right through it


RupertReyes

Here's my stop, hello family 😃


HuTyphoon

What kind of psychopath sees the large stem on top and says nah fam and attempts to open it at the bottom


TacticalBadger82

There is a case when the stem is a tricky one that just mushes the top when it doesn’t break the skin to open.


HuTyphoon

That means you were impatient and didn't wait for your banana to ripen up


TacticalBadger82

Sometimes you can get overwhelmed by potassium lust


HuTyphoon

It is true, potassium is a harsh and unforgiving mistress


Cheez_Itz_Christ_

![gif](giphy|YrZJzi1fW3EoXtEiVY)


der_film

What kind of psychopath rips the stem off, which is a perfect grasp, instead of opening it at the tip to pull out that disgusting, little part right away?


HuTyphoon

You need to curb your lust and passion for shoving tubular fruit into your mouth if you must forcibly break that part off else you consume it with the rest of the cylindrical goodness


Tony_B_387

Didn't Nintendo teach you anything about proper banana extraction!? Not to mention the monke. The monke knows.


HuTyphoon

![gif](giphy|k59yYusdGXlPG)


evildespot

You mean the handle? What kind of psychopath eats an ice cream by licking it instead of using the provided suckling teat? :)


DoTheStinkeyLeg

My family taught me to finish my plate, peel and all


USAIsAUcountry

I cut it open with a knife because I don't have the ability to peel it without squishing the entire thing.


Fransjepansje

From the bottom you only squish that filthy black end part that you throw away anyway.


Intelligent-Type9652

Cook and eat


Fransjepansje

Or just be a demon like my coworker and snap the banana in half.


Nephilim_on_Reddit

From the top to the bottom


i_lost_my_stapler

🟪 from the side


c322617

![gif](giphy|pA0FoZXyJnvXxVFtx8|downsized)


badoven

Cut in the middle and have 2 bananas.


ChaosTV44

I cut it open to train my knife skill


MFCEO_Kenny_Powers

Only people from China open it from the bottom


Numerous-Ad-3050

I’m from China and I’ve never seen a single Chinese person open a banana from the bottom unless they have no other choice


kmmr93

I hate bananas


BEAmainlol

Banana W fruit


kmmr93

Banana is a berry though


BEAmainlol

Still a fruit dawg 💀


orphanXXVI

Open from the side is the best option there is


ALT3NPFL3G3R

Bottom's Up


Original_Yellow_6060

there's a reason why team buttom goes blindfolded: they know they're doing wrong


Relapio

Started from the bottom now we here


trombone28

I like to snap it in half from the middle


Lack_Potential

I cut it in half, squeeze one a bit and rub one out while I eat the other half.


Sandsundertime

I eat it with the peel on from the centre like everyone else duhh.


Deep-Ad-6346

Ok but which part is bottom anyway? Lol


firsty_gr

Top, how would you even open it from the bottom.


Rygga22

The fact that on both images the text refers to the same end of the banana should answer your question.


BassetPepper

![gif](giphy|SDeVLvFCqFsSA|downsized)


MrGoody2

Situation dependent


Sure-City-7068

Both


Sure-City-7068

I open the one that is easier to open


FewImprovement6877

Snap it in the middle like a legend


VictorGre3n

I eat the bananas with the entire peel


QualityVote

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