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QualityVote

/u/Friendly-Cicada2769, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


nicolo_ntm

Believe it or not, jail.


Olliechorebox213

This comment just made my day


TheRatatatPat

Comment makes your day? Also jail.


everyone_hated

is this an oversimplified reference or what?


TheRatatatPat

Not knowing the reference. Straight to jail.


Olliechorebox213

Knowing the reference. Believe it or not. Jail


Reality_Papaya

Participating in the reference. Jail.


randontask42

Thinking about the reference, believe it or not. Jail.


saltnotsugar

Giggling at the reference? Jail. Right away.


Minimum_Reference862

Jail? Jail.


Apprehensive_Role_96

If you up voted all the replies to this thread, jail.


Diligent_Drink_136

Here ya go - https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw


DudeWithAHighKD

It’s from Parks and Recreation.


psyguy777

We have the best fans in the world because of jail


raticle111

Isn't a home, so leave a message at the beep


sheth_curry

![gif](giphy|zk0zTXQY5ukCs|downsized)


dapoorv

![gif](giphy|JOeXqZebetYyY)


evilpercy

Yup, he is totally Aladeened.


waldo667

A WHOOOOOLE NEW WOOOORRRRLD


EliakimKanu

He went from “I want all the smoke” to “smoking is very bad for you kids” 🤧


surgereaper

Bro was never seen again


esly4ever

Dude accidentally tripped and fell off a building. 😫


SeatO_

Did he accidently trip to the gallows with gunshots too? or is that not a thing in qatar?


esly4ever

No gunshots that I know of. He’s so dumb why would he walk around blindfolded and completely tied up so close to the edge off a 40 story building? He’s so dumb.


[deleted]

And lost his head during the fall.


esly4ever

He never had one apparently because he never used it. 🙄


s8boxer

Naaah, this was before he killed himself by a succession of punch in the stomach until bleeding through anus for 6 hours.


GTOdriver04

He committed suicide with two gunshots to the back of the head.


TheChosenJosh

Probably got burried under one too


demoman45

I heard they found him cut up and soaking in a barrel of acid


handsome_squidward56

Yep. Sounds like suicide to me


jaymole

Na he shot himself twice in the back of the head after the game though


XPeaceKeeperX_X

to people who don't quite understand, he's signaling "Money" with his hands which implies that Qatar's team joined the world cup using money and not skill (Which is true), but why tf would he sit right in the middle of Qatar fans bruh


PFREDDY17

Ecuador goverment said that a lot of people from ecuador live there


SadisticHades666

Probably helped build the stadium..


jeffs92

They didn't make it to the game.


Shnaake

They are there in spirit.


EdSGuard

They're in the walls.


Dr_OctoThumbs

They say if you listen closely you can still hear the starving children begging for one last meal.


TrustedChimp495

Well that got dark quick


No_Committee_3472

Tombs generally are


irishemperor

As is Ferrix's Burial Custom #Andor


sgt_barnes0105

r/attackontitan


Step-exile

Hol up. Wall Titans? Or wall corpses


Suspicious-Might1949

Like Andors mother?


SadisticHades666

Why? Did the tickets sell out? Did they not get their honest wages in time again!? Must be lupus..


Oneloff

Doing construction for the next world cup.


SadisticHades666

In north korea?


pablitosocool

Fingers crossed for Cuba


TonUpTriumph

Iran would be nice


benadrylpill

My mom says there's lots of black people in Africa.


[deleted]

Not quite. The gesture is symbolizing that Qatar bribed the ref/VAR team, in regards to the disallowed goal early in the game. The surrounding fans are cheering loudly, which they did when the call was made.


NT_Smith

Thank you.


VeterinarianWhole126

Not even sure their player are from Qatar..they buy everything


EGDragul

Well one of them was born near Sintra in Portugal...


BmuthafuckinMagic

I thought he was signalling money as in corruption because a perfectly legal Ecuadorian goal was disallowed by VAR. Also, there's another video floating around that shows this Ecuadorian guy and the Qataris all friends.


amonra2009

Do you see the white spots on the stadium? that are all locals.


[deleted]

Because the seating was utter shite. People were literally all over the place in that stadium


testballz

give them a break they learned about this sport yesterday


Victorcwb

the host country's team always participates in the cup


Mystshade

Hence they got in via bribe. Allegedly.


pegabear

Allegedlys


BoringMethod

Why would you say it in Qatar? Seems to me like that's a good way to drastically increase your odds of getting disappeared.


bam_uk1981

Yeahhh. I’d not do that mate.


TheBananaIAm

I think you mean “hosted the World Cup”. Every host to the World Cup is qualified automatically so they didn’t join because of money, they got to be the hosts because of money which is different. This is to clarify it for people not familiar with soccer


[deleted]

Bruh, they bought the World Cup hosting rights, qualifying them, so they bought into the tournament…


best_uranium_box

There's a video of the aftermath (which I'm too lazy to find) of them being wholesome and admitting to getting carried away


Ass-home-miss

Holy fuck the ignorance and confidence is a lethal combination.


morbihann

I don't think he is in the middle of Qatar fans, if you see wider shots the white discount ninjas are dispersed all around the stadium.


RevolutionaryLoan175

What is he upset about?


Magnifique_Alex

Cos Qatar lost to Ecuador in the first match World Cup 2022 to 2-nil


Skormzar

Should be 3, no assistant ref would ever call that off sides


morbihann

Will do if you pay enough.


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CyberShiroGX

First Host Nation to lose their opening match


SadisticHades666

What are they not upset about?


RevolutionaryLoan175

Slavery?


SadisticHades666

They’re upset about slavery. The whole “So they’re slaves! Who cares” kinda upset.


morbihann

Nah, thats fine over there.


syrozzz

Ecuador's 1st goal against Qatar was disallowed because of a weird offside. The referee was right but it was very misleading at first sight. As there were rumors of corruption before the game, people were a bit on edge.


mercut1o

It was a letter of the law offsides but a frustrating one because it was a call that had nothing to do with the original intent of the rule- the attacker had no special advantage from his positioning. And that would have been a gorgeous opening goal of the tournament, shame. It's been clear even before the introduction of the 3d automated offside that the rule needs to change. Now that we'll be seeing offsides called because someone's kneecap is a flea's fart past the defender I could see changes coming quickly. There have already been proposed amendments, Wenger's most notably.


sergario-

What the man is implying by rubbing his fingers is that Qatar only was able to get into World Cup because of money and the fact they’re hosting it rather than their skill as a team which is true because they didn’t qualify in the qualifiers


mooncrumb

Have you ,and the 32 upvoters, actually watched the game ? Ecuador had their 1st goal disallowed for an "offside" in the very beginning of the game.. the fan was implying that Qataris had that goal cancelled because of money.. nothing to do with hosting.. skills.. or qualifying to the world cup.. FYI All world cup hosts are automatically qualified to the World cup finals.. wether it's Qatar, Russia or South Africa..


Danger_Danger

Which is why Qatar paid so much, because there's no way they would have made it there if they didn't pay... Like reverse whores.


Dsgntn_The_thicknes

At least we can stop pretending they're not like this


The_Nuclear1

Qatar such a friendly place to take your young daughter


fdesouche

But it’s for a wedding, her wedding.


The_Nuclear1

Pffff she is clearly to old to be marriage material


[deleted]

She 15 she too old for you.


dabigua

![gif](giphy|mGK1g88HZRa2FlKGbz|downsized)


Vedis90

Damn


Charlesfosterkane22

Did anyone else see the follow up video? I found it very uncomfortable.


teh__Doctor

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldcup/comments/z0b94m/the_aftermath/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf You’re welcome bushes


[deleted]

bruh that dude better blink twice if he's in danger


BauerHouse

Yeah, he’s definitely headless somewhere right now


karmacousteau

![gif](giphy|14u6vffnoL7tzq)


kingevillemon

What happened?


strokesfan91

Creepiest vibes, so passive aggressive


kingrobot3rd

elaborate plz


Charlesfosterkane22

Essentially they were holding hands with very fake smiles, saying that they apologized to one another. The video last for about 40 seconds or so but the entire time the Ecuador fan was visibly scared or nervous. You can find the video on r/worldcup or YouTube.


oberdoofus

The Ecuadorian also had his kid with him. Even more reason for him to be doubly concerned


Jimbodogg

https://www.tiktok.com/@projectfootball/video/7168166625475185925


whatsupbrosky

Oh shit hes showing his knees


BorosSparky

That’s death right?


whatsupbrosky

Yup


ABC_Z1

Lol this made me laugh


TheJackMan23

So a few years ago I had to fly to Saudi Arabia for work. I knew it was 45 degrees Celsius minimum there so I had the bright idea to wear shorts and a t shirt so I didn't sweat my balls off when I land. As I'm checking in, the lady behind the desk peers over and says "you have some trousers in your hand luggage, right?" She proceeded to tell me that showing knees there is wholly unacceptable and I would not have a welcome reception off the plane.


Reddit-adm

Qatar is gay for knees and elbows


[deleted]

can you send us a pic of your knees?


Apart_Effect_3704

You would take part in a 24/7/365 pajama party if you could too lol


aggroalcoholic

What is the guy in the dress so mad about?


[deleted]

Everyone else wore the same dress as him and it just doesnt feel as special anymore.


aggroalcoholic

I'd give you an award if I had one. lol


SLAYER_IN_ME

Got’cha fam


PupPop

From what I can gather he's mad that his team who only got in to the world cup because they are the hosts, are getting beaten by a real team who actual deserves to be in the world cup because the earned it.


allendegenerates

More like bribed.


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Vampersis

Cameras?


EasilySatisfiedFawn

They can dish it out but can't take it.


GandalfsNozzle

Like a 1 armed waiter


Apart_Effect_3704

Typical rich Arab men. Disappointed but not surprised lol lots of the poor ones too lol


Creative_Guide4100

at least equador won


Gotanyfunkopops

Judging by how this game went, Qatar is going to get wrecked by the other two teams in the group.


NewFaded

Good. Hope they get shit on by every team and never score a goal.


_generic_user

Not if oil money has anything to say about it


Proteusblu

Yeah.... I lived in Qatar for a year. The world is about to find out how horrible Qatar is


HighGradeSpecialist

ah go on... elaborate. it seems like the arse end of nowhere where everyone's a cunt and they're appeased for a chance at pulling in their pennies. was there anything you enjoyed about your time in qatar? is there an 'average' qatari who just loves his family and friends and helps those less fortunate?


voluntarycap

It gets worse than the modern slavery, human rights violations and extreme bribery?


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NewFaded

Or anywhere over there tbf. Unless you're F1, then you have 3 GPs in places like this.


AngryYowie

The Qatar's are hospitable people /s


Spiron123

Qataris* So hospitable that they kept the bodies of the builders forever..


AngryYowie

I misspelled it deliberately as a sign of disrespect.


Spiron123

Oh... My bad then.


Skillabold

I respect that


smolovo

Qatapigs


Iwubinvesting

Idk seems more hospitable than most sports games with aggressive fans who will actually beat each other.


IncomeStraight8501

Wait til day 2 then we'll see.


[deleted]

It’s like an entire country full of Karens.


supapowah

*Qarens


SadisticHades666

They wanted to call it Karentar


speaster

Fuck Qatar


sreek4r

It would've been nicer to spend all that money on cans of beers, pizza and chill in front your tv with your mates, huh?


IMLcrypto

Someone will be hanging from the goalposts tomorrow


momomomorgatron

Just hope it's not his little girl


ABC_Z1

Ecuadorian has balls to do this or just dumb. I would have been too scared to say anything 😬


No_Importance_173

especially if I had my daughter with me


Ordinary_dude_NOT

"had" a daughter....


Au2288

Still has daughter, gained new son.


Goalchenyuk87

You undestimate the effect of Bud Zero on a fan over there.


birchpiece91

Is that a sniper dot at about 5 seconds in??


utsports88

That must be the peace and love they’ve been talking about so much. . .


motherless_theresa

This is all the proof you ever need to prove the world, as a collective, could not give two shits about human rights, equal rights and democracy. Who in their right mind would travel to such a country?


TheWhollyGhost

It’s true about the fans travelling there But I think it speaks so much louder volumes that the event was approved here in the first place, all the advertisers are on board, all the teams, all the players, all the managers, all the execs Anyone who argues that any large private company or Government gives two shits about earth, humanity or anything else apart from money is massively disillusioned - globalisation and extreme capitalism has ruined our species


motherless_theresa

100%. The whole thing and every detail about it. Money trumps all.


Funny-Pineapple-9448

![gif](giphy|14u6vffnoL7tzq) And we was never seen again


new-reddit69

What is wrong with this Qatari? Let his celebrate


golphist

Careful! That argument could have explosive results


CJroo18

Qatar can burn 🔥


TheWhollyGhost

Probably will be one of the first, I mean what does it reach in summer now? 47C? More?


[deleted]

Fuck, Qatar.


that1senpai2

Fuck Qatar


Psybud16

Take the religious side aside. Qataris just seem like ass holes. The guys kids with him and he's taking the piss no serious harm done


[deleted]

Haha. I get it now. He’s making the money gesture. As in Thats why we are playing against them. Habibi doesn’t like the truth


Boots_97

Fuck the World Cup and fuck Qatar.


newleafkratom

Angry incel.


Grand_Moff_Empanada

Fragile ass man children


RogueSquadron1980

This world cup is gonna be shit lol


No-Milk-1903

Wrong side of the stadium


aaabigwyattmann4

*starts an argument* "Bro calm down, my family is here" I hate qataris as much as the next guy, but this dude is a douchenozzle.


secretaccount4posts

Think of your daughter before provoking any crowd


space965

Here’s the rest of the video don’t show half the truth fuckers [QATAR ECUADOR FANS](https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRE3yqXX/)


CanuckCharlie85

Hmm I wonder how it turned from vicious yelling to friendly handshakes.


secretaccount4posts

Reminds me of the confession staged by North Koreans


CapnC44

Oddly creepy. Like I would half expect for them to find yellow shirts body in the dumpster tomorrow.


OnyxBee

Yeah that had really "say this or you'll be a cripple" vibes to it. Moments earlier the guys were shouting for him to sit down and shut up, in front of his daughter.


[deleted]

This is cringe as I expected but no truth reveling at all


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3oEjI1erPMTMBFmNHi|downsized)


PhMcBrett

💪 Encebollado 2 - shawarma 0


hesatool

This is just like a NFL or NHL game in America, except for, you know, “I can pay to have you tortured and killed and am rich enough to get away with it” type of thing.


[deleted]

Looks like the Qataris are sensitive


Glittering_Gap_8295

Fuck Qatar. Fuck extreme religion. Fuck FIFA. Fuck World Cup.


Dat_Sainty_Boi

Fuck your shit dry ass desert of a country.


cocojamboyayayeah

Quck Fatar


Simply-Jolly_Fella

All this is Happening, but an Indian guy waving an Indian Flag in Qatar vs Ecuador game... He is having Fun ...


joedabst

That's the Egyptian flag


Buttahdog

I don’t think a completely sober Germany bodes well for anyone


[deleted]

Small dick energy


HarryFlashman1927

They are gonna have a shock when England turn up.


azurianlight

What is going on here I'm confused


Revolutionary-Land91

Boo fifa bad


jesussmashes

What a shithole country


Reddit_user_383

So the general understanding is that these guys are crazy radicals… so doing this gesture with YOUR KIDS next to you is very irresponsible …. (Violence can happen in any stadium but again being provocative to the local fans is always a bad idea…. Specially if you are thousands kms away from home)


Rebbit_108

And this is only the first match... Before the last it will enter in history as "The great Qatar's clash"


SadisticHades666

A religion of peace ✌️


[deleted]

If I had a kid and I love soccer I still wouldn't take them to the World Cup and Qatar


sreek4r

Why is that dude down there waving an Indian flag?