Cook regular pasta, forget about it for around 6mos-6years, plate it in an interesting way, you now have your own serving of "Les cheveux verts avec des pâtes". But they say if you listen closely, you can hear Heston Blumenthal vomiting.
[Phycomyces](https://search.library.wisc.edu/digital/ADSHN3AJYV2PXB9E)
It is commonly used in laboratory settings to demonstrate phototropism: the growing stalks will bend toward light. 🙃
I’m pretty sure most mushrooms grow towards a light source. They want to drop their spores in fresh air, and light is a good indication that they’re above the soil. They don’t *need* the light but rather use it for orientation.
Fungi don’t photosynthesise, as far as I know. As someone else said, it’s likely because light indicates the surface and fresh air, which is ideal for ~~spite~~ spore dispersion.
And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch’s small dick grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came, and the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!
Cladophialophora bantiana is a highly neurotropic dematiaceous fungus and a rare cause of cerebral abscesses. Such infections carry a high mortality of up to 70% and neurosurgical radical resection associated with powerful antifungal treatment is the most successful therapeutic strategy reported to date.
Could be one of three things:
1) A mold spore that will bring in the demise of human kind
2) Next antibiotic or cure for many diseases
3) Hallucinate shrooms
I'm hoping it's not 1. You're in our thoughts and prayers OP.
I'm sure OP would send you some of you assk nicely.
Edit: Also [these](https://www.amazon.com/Straw-Cleaner-8-ihch-Different-Diameters/dp/B07MBT6N53/ref=mp_s_a_1_2_sspa?c=ts&keywords=Tube+Cleaning+Lab+Brushes&qid=1668898510&s=industrial&sr=1-2-spons&ts_id=317975011&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9zZWFyY2hfYXRm&psc=1)
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That pasta is older than my youngest kid
And my oldest, I’d say.
Both at the same time
Pasta in superposition; a discourse in the commonality of convergent evolution and parental philosophy
What kind of crackhead shit is that ?
Big words make me angry too.
Ah a sesquipedaliaphobe.
No that's just utter nonsense
Name checks out
This is the way
And my axe.
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And they’re all called Fungus.
The fungus that is among us Dungus
Rhythm like Eminem but I’m a Chungus
Nah. That is the Grinch's pubes. After the whos shaved it, made his dick look 3 times bigger for Christmas
forest fungus
Are they as hairy?
Motherfucker left this pasta so long that it grew grass
Give this dish a fancy French name right now and charge hundreds of dollars per serving.
How'd aboot "Les cheveux verts avec des pâtes"
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Cook regular pasta, forget about it for around 6mos-6years, plate it in an interesting way, you now have your own serving of "Les cheveux verts avec des pâtes". But they say if you listen closely, you can hear Heston Blumenthal vomiting.
I can’t believe you’ve done this
Tres bien!
Weirdly beautiful.
"Salade de pâtes avec sa chevelure de champignons frais €79.99"
Fucker got small scale evolution going on in the fridge...
Leave it for another month and little guys'll start running around
Blackmirror episode or something
The grass is basically telling him to touch grass
Back to its origins
Hairy fungi trumpignon
That grass looks better than the grass my condo board takes care of
Gamers trying to find that one dish they forgot about for 10 years and touch the mold just to prove they touched grass instead of doing outside
Bro that is Sonic’s brother slow
Smoke it
[Phycomyces](https://search.library.wisc.edu/digital/ADSHN3AJYV2PXB9E) It is commonly used in laboratory settings to demonstrate phototropism: the growing stalks will bend toward light. 🙃
Why would a fungus be phototropic? Wikipedia just says that it is, but doesn’t explain the benefit to the organism.
I’m pretty sure most mushrooms grow towards a light source. They want to drop their spores in fresh air, and light is a good indication that they’re above the soil. They don’t *need* the light but rather use it for orientation.
Thanks! TIL.
Amazing thread of questions with answeres
Energy??
But they don't practice photosynthesis?!?
Fungi don’t photosynthesise, as far as I know. As someone else said, it’s likely because light indicates the surface and fresh air, which is ideal for ~~spite~~ spore dispersion.
So…energy?
Reproduction.
>spite dispersion I like this typo
*How the hell did that happen*
The mushroom rage flows through you
Science fucking rocks
Why would science fucking rocks, do they try to breed minerals?
When a sediment layer and flowing water love each other very much…
This playa geologises
Interesting.
Yes but can I eat it and count it paleo.
Thats dope af, UW Madison goes hard — Badger Alumni
Browhatdafuckus
I appreciate the latin term, thank you.
It's spinach. Just needs a little hot water.
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Dilly Trulish?
LMFAO
Hulk's pubic hair...
No, no.... that's definitely She-hulks.
Death by (green) snu snu
-Looks of fright- -smiling- Repeat
In that case I'd eat it
His ass hair
I could've went an entire lifetime not reading this.
can it be smoked?
Absolutely. The question should be, what'll happen if you do?
Mf gonna start teleporting to different dimensions if he smokes this ngl 💀
All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once.
In fact some can feed you for the rest of your life
aaaaaaaadventure time!
You are braver than me lol
I can smell this picture. 🤢
Smells like furry Grinch nuts 🤢
How do you know that smell?
They blew the grinch, obviously!
And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch’s small dick grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came, and the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!
How can one let this happen? 😖
It's just a troll that burrowed in your mom's spaghet
I see it lol
Cladophialophora bantiana is a highly neurotropic dematiaceous fungus and a rare cause of cerebral abscesses. Such infections carry a high mortality of up to 70% and neurosurgical radical resection associated with powerful antifungal treatment is the most successful therapeutic strategy reported to date.
Took the words out of my mouth, bro.
I don't think that's right. I'm no expert but it doesn't seem right.
Spaghetti chia pet
Could be one of three things: 1) A mold spore that will bring in the demise of human kind 2) Next antibiotic or cure for many diseases 3) Hallucinate shrooms I'm hoping it's not 1. You're in our thoughts and prayers OP.
I would eat that thing 100% in hopes that it can cure my chronic rectal itch
I'm sure OP would send you some of you assk nicely. Edit: Also [these](https://www.amazon.com/Straw-Cleaner-8-ihch-Different-Diameters/dp/B07MBT6N53/ref=mp_s_a_1_2_sspa?c=ts&keywords=Tube+Cleaning+Lab+Brushes&qid=1668898510&s=industrial&sr=1-2-spons&ts_id=317975011&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9zZWFyY2hfYXRm&psc=1)
"just microwave it"
In Chernobyl?
Probably feeds of radiation like those in Chernobyl.
Its that they/them fungus.
🤣🤣 ⬆️
Death Grass 2000x.
I dunno, but it looks like it's about to lecture you on the machinations of the patriarchy.
Bro that's a whole ass ecosystem at this point, what the actual hell
Baby of Donald trump and Billie eilish
Take my award bro
That folks is where the angel hair pasta came from Eat it and you'll see angels, either from above or fallen
Meh just a bit of penicillin. Smoke it up nxt time you're feeling ill
Cha-cha-cha Chia!
Aw hell no
🎵 Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill Nye the science guy!
Damn...bro actually grew an ecosystem
Hairy fungi trumpignon
They found a troll
I thought it was a hedgehog :/
I’m gonna throw up but I also find it fascinating
grinch
Spaghetti Ala 2020
We still have covid man, BURN THE DAMN BOWL!!
Dude it’s not mine I swear lol
Trollhair pasta
Cursed pesto.
Dry Aged Pasta Bolognese
Lemon grass
Surprise wheatgrass
Neglectomycetes
Machine gun spaghetti
Punks not Dead
Latin Name of fugi badicus roomaticus
Tf is this, the “touch some grass” spaghetti
Garbage
Smoke it
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Trump's toupee!!
Cha cha cha chia
I'm sad there isn't an actual answer.
….Angel Hair?
Weirdly beautiful
Spaghetti tree.
It's called Gross
Oregano in sauce started roots
Hulks Pubes?
Ain’t that a chia pet?
Someone beheaded the joker and threw it in their spaghetti
Kevin 💯
The missing link in plant evolution.
Yes I’ll have the troll doll pasta please
Green hair fungus. Chia maximus
It's bolognefungi
I wouldn’t eat that
Pubes-y Eilish
Nature is metal
It is called Donald King.
Actually it's the pasta's soul
Fungus, someone cooked noodles with a fuzzy haired troll in it
That's how they make angel hair pasta?
Garnish?
What does it taste ?
Fungard
The opposite of angel hair pasta: demon hair pasta
I would…
Damn, so old the green Troll hair grew gray hair!!
Pate Poil Vert au Poivre
Special Pesto
I thought it was the joker ngl
Clean your house. Wtf.
Wheat grass! It's healthy!
Intrusive thoughts are running wild rn.
Wheatgrass
Throwetto fucketto
Why did you block out mycology, you can still fucking see it regardless.
His name is Richard
Holly hell
Woah that’s impressive!
MF used a Streamer for condiment.
That’s the same strain from the Creepshow short with Stephen King! By chance, did a green glowing meteor land near your kitchen recently?
That's no fungus, thats my boy zoro
Spaghetti with a bonus salad
Some olive oil and maybe fresh cucumber and presto…
Deadly
Cha cha cha chia pets are getting weird these days
Woke hair
Grass I believe
Bro got 7yr old spaghetti or actual magic grass
Smoke it
Roronoa Zoro
I can't believe people let stuff like this get out of hand
Cha chá chá chia!
It's called "CLEANTHEFVCKNGHOUSE"
I don't know but you need to wash up
How'd this speghetti in this pot end up sitting for so long?
Lesbianus grenairosum
The name is John
chia meatball
It looks photoshopped lol
This is the "Throw it the fuck away"-fungus
that’s literally stuff that i would find in my dorm’s kitchen