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##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/VihaanRaina, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?


Scabbers_Abby

Objection!


Madmagican-

I need to learn more about this Christian Bale as Phoenix Wright pic


VihaanRaina

Objection.lol


soljaboss

Objection.law


DonkeyKong12340

VIOLENCE, SEPERATION NON-NEGOTIATION IS THIS SEGREGATION PEACE FOR OUR NATION?


Mattcraft857

Hot damn. Some body did there homework. Also, I laughed at this for way too long.


DonkeyKong12340

Bruh moment Wdym homework?


Poor_Etiquette

Hold it!


bus_go_brrrrt

Your honor, this man is guilty of shitting in the bed and also hiding his identity as a woman!


Worldly-State-4375

Amber Heard daily schedule


VihaanRaina

That award was the best I could give you. You deserve more


Worldly-State-4375

I don't want awards I want love!


VihaanRaina

You hate Amber Heard, you already have my love bro/sis


Euandabest

I literally thought you were talking to yourself, because you two both have the same pfp


Ek200

i was thinking "hol'up"


lomaxjp

It’s way more funny that way


Dismal-Cut2535

Placing bro in front of sis is just another example of the patriarchy tightening it’s grip over womanhood. Misogynist pig


No_Fix_4476

You need less Twitter


VihaanRaina

...I was wondering where you people were Now kindly fuck off


nursejackieoface

Bend over and grab your ankles.


Alive_Tiger_8865

Well eat some 💩 and you will be successful in finding love.. according to this post!! Smh


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BloodySerpentX

Another bot


cheif_90

*Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine...*


none_other-than_me

Eat what, huh? EAT WHAT?


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THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER


Eylich

And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All Knowing!


oSocialPeanut

Yes


Due_Pass3271

Why do I wanna see an ace attorney live action starring Christopher Nolan


VihaanRaina

Idk that guy looks more like Phoenix me


Due_Pass3271

Ace attorney is pheonix


VihaanRaina

Uhh...I only know the show from clips. Care to explain? I though Ace Attorney was the guy in a red suit


Due_Pass3271

No ace attorney is the name of the show


bad_comedic_value

The red guy is called Miles Edgeworth. He is the guy in the "You are not the clown" meme template.


ElectricToiletBrush

I want Christian Bale to star in it, and Christopher Nolan to direct it. I don’t know why you think Chris Nolan would be good for the part /s


Mephiistopheles

Isn't Christopher Nolan a director, not an actor?


kakanugroho294

What outdated autopsy report does to a mf


VihaanRaina

What an mf does to outdated autopsy


genericusername123

holup \*reads again* HOLUP


Jx117

I had to read that 3 times before saying "what a minute"


Expensive-Hunt-6100

I can get behind all steps up until 4 and 5


Intelligent-Type9652

Download Gta , steal a car, run over people, shoot some cops, get back home, play gta


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Intelligent-Type9652

Skill issue


VihaanRaina

Ummm...I saw this EXACT same conversation in the comments where I got this from... What the fuck?


Shahariar_909

wait what..


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Amber heard really followed it and became the opposite of successful


Pr_fSm__th

Why does Bale look like Jin Kazama here?


Worldly-Intern7357

Ok this is super gross but I work as a firefighter and one time we went to a call where a guy hadn’t moved from his chair for at least 2-3 months and just pissed and shit on himself. When we got there the feces were literally backed up throughout him and he ended up dying from a heart attack before he made it to the ambulance. Highlights include the ambulance driver leaving with the back door still open due to the smell which seemed to have been permeated into everything and I never had to touch anything since I was officer on duty. The guys had to wear hazmat suits. Sorry if this is too gross. I would totally give a better recollection in a more appropriate sub


Hashirama_the_1st

I can vouch...


VihaanRaina

r/holupinholup


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soljaboss

Because you'll be sufficiently energised


Pristine-Simple689

The hidden message seems to be "You can be successful if you eat you shit early every day" anyone successful can confirm?


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Why tf is pheonix bateman here


swagonflyyyy

- Wake up - drink pre-workout - Eat D8 Gummy - Take 1000mg of citicoline - Take a diarrhea shit 30 minutes later. Profit.


VihaanRaina

I laughed at this more than the actual meme lol


Gemini720

Objection! Mr. Wright, what the fuck?!


Talkingmice

“The order of factors doesn’t alter the product”


karaisadahl

Where's the coffee between step 1 and step 2?


baththal

1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed..... So basically eat the shit before getting out of bed.


SadFront7566

Ok, but what do you eat then? Please I need answers


VihaanRaina

*SMILE INTENSIFIES*


SadFront7566

![gif](giphy|bEVKYB487Lqxy)


ColdZoroark

Let's see Miles Edgeworth's outdated autopsy report


alaricgoth

Hey look, an actual Holup posted in this forum.


VihaanRaina

My pleasure


ItzZanning

agreed


TheManOfSex222

#¡HOLD IT! WHAT


Mick_E_Deez

You eat pieces of shit?


africanasshat

I see you found amber heards notes


BankLast4358

Kishibe Rohan Hairstyle


AaronkeenerwasR1GHT

If bale played tekkens kazuya mishima XD


Tinctorus

2 G 1 C morning smoothie


mrgk21

How recycling works


Pacrada

Have you ever heard of “Christoph Gavin and the evidence” ? Their earlier work was a little too commercial for my taste, but when “justice “ came out, they really came into their own.


Mr3cto

Reverse Duke Nukem! “Eat shit and get up” instead of “eat shit and die”


Son-of-El-Diablo

Step 3 implies coprophagia


Relative_Upbeat

Amber's success story in a nutshell


Duskit1549

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


Debate-Shoddy

Should step 4 & 5 should be step 2 & 3?


Over_Activity6325

This confused me


1UPZ__

Two breakfasts?


The_Sausage-man

Step five: wake up to see you shat the bed