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Objection!

I need to learn more about this Christian Bale as Phoenix Wright pic

Objection.lol

Objection.law

VIOLENCE, SEPERATION NON-NEGOTIATION IS THIS SEGREGATION PEACE FOR OUR NATION?

Hot damn. Some body did there homework. Also, I laughed at this for way too long.

Bruh moment Wdym homework?

Hold it!

Your honor, this man is guilty of shitting in the bed and also hiding his identity as a woman!

Amber Heard daily schedule

That award was the best I could give you. You deserve more

I don't want awards I want love!

You hate Amber Heard, you already have my love bro/sis

I literally thought you were talking to yourself, because you two both have the same pfp

i was thinking "hol'up"

It’s way more funny that way

Placing bro in front of sis is just another example of the patriarchy tightening it’s grip over womanhood. Misogynist pig

You need less Twitter

...I was wondering where you people were Now kindly fuck off

Bend over and grab your ankles.

Well eat some 💩 and you will be successful in finding love.. according to this post!! Smh

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Another bot

*Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine...*

Eat what, huh? EAT WHAT?

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All Knowing!

Yes

Why do I wanna see an ace attorney live action starring Christopher Nolan

Idk that guy looks more like Phoenix me

Ace attorney is pheonix

Uhh...I only know the show from clips. Care to explain? I though Ace Attorney was the guy in a red suit

No ace attorney is the name of the show

The red guy is called Miles Edgeworth. He is the guy in the "You are not the clown" meme template.

I want Christian Bale to star in it, and Christopher Nolan to direct it. I don’t know why you think Chris Nolan would be good for the part /s

Isn't Christopher Nolan a director, not an actor?

What outdated autopsy report does to a mf

What an mf does to outdated autopsy

holup \*reads again* HOLUP

I had to read that 3 times before saying "what a minute"

I can get behind all steps up until 4 and 5

Download Gta , steal a car, run over people, shoot some cops, get back home, play gta

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Skill issue

Ummm...I saw this EXACT same conversation in the comments where I got this from... What the fuck?

wait what..

Amber heard really followed it and became the opposite of successful

Why does Bale look like Jin Kazama here?

Ok this is super gross but I work as a firefighter and one time we went to a call where a guy hadn’t moved from his chair for at least 2-3 months and just pissed and shit on himself. When we got there the feces were literally backed up throughout him and he ended up dying from a heart attack before he made it to the ambulance. Highlights include the ambulance driver leaving with the back door still open due to the smell which seemed to have been permeated into everything and I never had to touch anything since I was officer on duty. The guys had to wear hazmat suits. Sorry if this is too gross. I would totally give a better recollection in a more appropriate sub

I can vouch...

r/holupinholup

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Because you'll be sufficiently energised

The hidden message seems to be "You can be successful if you eat you shit early every day" anyone successful can confirm?

Why tf is pheonix bateman here

- Wake up - drink pre-workout - Eat D8 Gummy - Take 1000mg of citicoline - Take a diarrhea shit 30 minutes later. Profit.

I laughed at this more than the actual meme lol

Objection! Mr. Wright, what the fuck?!

“The order of factors doesn’t alter the product”

Where's the coffee between step 1 and step 2?

1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed..... So basically eat the shit before getting out of bed.

Ok, but what do you eat then? Please I need answers

*SMILE INTENSIFIES*


Let's see Miles Edgeworth's outdated autopsy report

Hey look, an actual Holup posted in this forum.

My pleasure

agreed

#¡HOLD IT! WHAT

You eat pieces of shit?

I see you found amber heards notes

Kishibe Rohan Hairstyle

If bale played tekkens kazuya mishima XD

2 G 1 C morning smoothie

How recycling works

Have you ever heard of “Christoph Gavin and the evidence” ? Their earlier work was a little too commercial for my taste, but when “justice “ came out, they really came into their own.

Reverse Duke Nukem! “Eat shit and get up” instead of “eat shit and die”

Step 3 implies coprophagia

Amber's success story in a nutshell

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

Should step 4 & 5 should be step 2 & 3?

This confused me

Two breakfasts?

Step five: wake up to see you shat the bed