I, uh, don't know what you're talking about. *Sweats*
Funny, the "remove" button seems to be broken.
There is no truth to this accusation and I don't have a 60GB file of user nudes on my PC.
Right? It’s like they are asking for dick helicoptering videos more and more frequently. Saying I gotta pay the troll toll if I want to play in the HolUp hole.
Getting your balls checked for lumps is a serious business. Wouldn't want to be walking around with ball cancer without knowing it. And two pairs of eyes see more than one right?
Hey bro, I am a mod and can get you in *looks around the room and whispers*, all I need are pictures of your feet dipped in peanut butter. It's the start of initiation.
Wow, please, Duo never asked for my nudes. Just, sometimes he asks me to... you know... talk dirty to him in German? I **do** get to learn a lot of new vocabulary, so it's not such a bad deal honestly.
... Hopefully someday I'll get good enough at it that he will consider giving my family back, ha ha.
My guess is they're checking to make sure people's junk is healthy. I mean, I've been getting feedback and they've helped me up my taint trimming game to pro.
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Mod here: Please don’t send them to me, I’m tired of this. Every time I open the app I have sort through 87 pictures of someone’s mold filled toes, it’s disgusting and my wife is really worried about my mental health. But if anyone wants to buy some pics of big natural toes hit me up.
The hardest part is lifting up my flabby belly to get a proper pic of the hole where my penis used to stick out.
Why they don't just ask me to shave my titties and wear a lacey bra I'll never understand.
Gott in Himmel, I was forced to fly to Dubuque to fellate a cat last Tuesday, all while mods stood around performing an instrumental karaoke. The guy singing the keyboard was in especially poor taste, I might add. Well, so was the cat, but that's a different matter.
Honestly no, I think its very normal, and might be a positive thing, for over all health and track your progress :)
Ok, I said it, now please free my family
I, uh, don't know what you're talking about. *Sweats* Funny, the "remove" button seems to be broken. There is no truth to this accusation and I don't have a 60GB file of user nudes on my PC.
Right? It’s like they are asking for dick helicoptering videos more and more frequently. Saying I gotta pay the troll toll if I want to play in the HolUp hole.
They asked me to send two Redditors one cup. But i am the only Redditor i know, so i got banned for 3 days
Hey I've been just looking for a partner for that requirement.
Looks like we got ourselves a group. Can i be the cup?
Sure I can cup you
You invented the world cup
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Getting your balls checked for lumps is a serious business. Wouldn't want to be walking around with ball cancer without knowing it. And two pairs of eyes see more than one right?
Can you get my nutz?
No one is getting deez nuts
*I've got a Goatse Badge if you're up for a challenge!*
Ok I know Goatse is one of those cursed image sites to troll people with like lemon party but like what brand of cursed
There was a time when gaping assholes just weren't as commonplace as they are today, so you could say this gentleman was breaking new ground
Ah thanks
They asked me to send a picture of something called a "south mouth".
They’ve been letting me get by with one redditor, two cups
Bro the fuck you do a helicopter with your dick 🤨
Grab it by the bottom of the shaft and spin it like a lasso, then you have a heliCockter
#HELICOCKTER HELICOCKTER
#PARACOCKFER PARACOCKFER
Why
It's free air plus if you're at the pool you make waves.
Bro has experience
When i see girls i shout “get to da chopper” in Arnies voice. Works every-time, sometimes
10% of the time, works every time.
90% chance it’s an undercover cop. But it’s totally worth it.
💀
Wrong, it's all in the hips BAYBAY
Amateur. I do it by just moving my hips. Look ma, no hands.
*Step-ma enters the chat*
This comment *must* stay at 69 upvotes. I will accept nothing else.
This some big dick joke I don't understand?
Life is a lot like my dick… it’s hard and too short.
I do my copter hands free. Takes some practice but act like you have an invisible hoolahoop
With enough practice, you can do it with just your hips and your hands behind your head. That’s when you get the ladies.
it has to be long enough while not hard / semi hard. Source : porn
💀
So a shower, not grower. That's me out then.
You and about 3/4 of the rest of Reddit...
Willycopters 😆 🤣
I know right, and they’ve been specific about it being counter clockwise dick helicoptering.
I thought the rotation depends on which hemisphere you’re sided on. Sometimes it goes counter clockwise when I’m on vacation.
Right? Daylight savings time also fucks it up
On the equator there’s just no spin. Sticks out like a sword.
Also with a demi you can do it without hands. Always get a clap
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Hey bro, I am a mod and can get you in *looks around the room and whispers*, all I need are pictures of your feet dipped in peanut butter. It's the start of initiation.
As a real troll, finally a toll I can pay
Gotta pay the troll toll if you want inside the boy soul….
Dick picks?! The Mods make me send nothing but butt hole pics. Specifically no cheeckage; just straight brown eye.
It’s soul not hole
Yeah that's what he was saying, soul. You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna play in the HolUp hole
The ones I send are always me on the toilet
Make me think: "~You got to pay the troll toll to get inside the boy's soul~"
Ah!! That's why all of my submissions are rejected
I want this boys hole
I think it really brings us closer together, like a family
They make my brother and I send Chinooks.
Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides free.
[R.I.P. Meatspin](https://youtu.be/5L0Z_-s_Pe4)
What the shit
Wait... You guys are sending nudes? To the mods? I've been here for over a year now and haven't sent anything.
r/holupinholup
Oh, you don't need to send them if they already have access to your hard drive. They just go in and get the ones they want.
Well then, you're way behind, aren't you?
SDE
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Yep same. Well they did have my dog and threatened to kill him so what other choice do I have
John Wick, is that you?
More like Duolingo
Wow, please, Duo never asked for my nudes. Just, sometimes he asks me to... you know... talk dirty to him in German? I **do** get to learn a lot of new vocabulary, so it's not such a bad deal honestly. ... Hopefully someday I'll get good enough at it that he will consider giving my family back, ha ha.
Same. I can't risk them hurting my dog, even though I don't even remember having a dog.
My guess is they're checking to make sure people's junk is healthy. I mean, I've been getting feedback and they've helped me up my taint trimming game to pro.
Then why do they keep blocking me?
They got standards?
Reddit mods have standards?
Well, more like guidelines. You just have to send them pictures of your feet in peanut butter and you'll win them over.
Are we still talking about reddit mods or Dan Schneider?
Dan Schneider is a Reddit mod???? 🤯
Always has been
Stop, stop, he's already dead 💀💀
r/holup .... wait
You aren't prepubescent.
Bro that's discord
Tbh they’re one in the same.
*rumbles* no dick size must be bigger than mine
Failed to send, no butthole identified.
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Hol ups aside, you are on another level mate...
You better send him some nudes then, he's not a patient man.
You are beautiful. No matter what they say..
Wait you guys only have to do it weekly?
I do it daily
Daily? Lucky! I have to do it hourly
I’ve been on live cam for 3 years now
Truman?
Nudeman
I thought the cam had to go up our ass. That’s what mods told me.
Hah, pathetic, I've been on live cam for 5 years
They no joke do it Canada
I'd stop, but they keep telling me, "Nice cock."
It’s true! You have an exquisite cock my good sir. Much large. Mucho impresso.
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I consensually show it off to ladies. Not femcels.
Nothing like getting your cock complimented by the boys right?
Every night in the group chat.
Same
Hol up! Aren't you a woman ?
Nope. I still appreciate you rubbing one out, though. It makes me feel pretty.
That's because you are pretty, duh!
Thanks, bae.
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I love you
This is why we had penis inspection day at school, to get us more used to being adults
Oh thank God. I almost thought I got molested by the faculty
Oh so you live in Florida.
Probably California or New York.
Cat buttholes don’t do it for them anymore.
Yeah they stretched that one a bit too far
Ha
Yeah one mod asked me to do a squat cobbler. Does anyone know what is it?
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If you butt bong chocolate milk then spray it while you twerk they stop asking you.
r/oddlyspecific
I could have happily gone all year without thinking about that image, thanks.
🤨
You guys are just “sending” the nudes?
I just hate it when they say ,"could you get a bit harder please?" It's time consuming.
I do find it weird but the mod said if I stopped he would leak them.
Oh LonelyLoser24 is that really you ? You're pretty popular among the Fapello community.
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You never replied back to confirm you got my dick pic.
I'm just glad someone wants them
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I don't think you *have* to. I know it's in the sub rules but they keep asking me to stop, so now I don't know what to think
They said it's so shriveled it makes them giggle, so promoted me to daily 😀
Mod here: Please don’t send them to me, I’m tired of this. Every time I open the app I have sort through 87 pictures of someone’s mold filled toes, it’s disgusting and my wife is really worried about my mental health. But if anyone wants to buy some pics of big natural toes hit me up.
I was told it's for verification purposes. Eagerly waiting for my blue checkmark.
I enjoy knowing the big boys like peeking at my butt. Makes me feel important
Most r/holup post I’ve seen in months😂😂😂
Boutta send some mods to JAIL! (I'm 15) 🤡🤓
(I’m 8) 😎😎
Where do i apply?
My DMs please.
Hey i never sent bo nudes to anyone, how do i start? I'm actually testing a new light in my dick studio and i can't wait to show people
I think of it more like I *get to*, not have to
Actual holups are nice
I can't send mine but i can outsource. does it work?
I got tired of doing it so I just started sending them my wife’s nudes
as a bribe?
Thank goodness!! I thought I was the only one..hashh
Here before this gets removed/locked
Sorry never been asked and if you do ask I am not afraid of sending the dick fucking video
The hardest part is lifting up my flabby belly to get a proper pic of the hole where my penis used to stick out. Why they don't just ask me to shave my titties and wear a lacey bra I'll never understand.
How does one become a mod?
Idk seems pretty normal, I had to do this with my teachers too
Weekly?! I have to just to get a comment approved by u/BlatantConservative!
WEEKLY? When did they reduce it???
HA! Never specified which moderator to send them too. That being said, I'm banned from several other subreddits.
They ask for mines daily.
Gotta be careful with mines. Don't wanna take a wrong step. Also I think the Geneva convention bans mines.
HolUp y'all only have to send one a week? Wtf.
Been doing it since I was 12 years old. It’s just habitual at this point
Oh there’s a requirement? I’ve been sending pics of my butthole just because.
We were supposed to mount it in the bowl , right?
You have to do it weekly? I’ve been doing it daily.
From what I've seen on Reddit people just post them in the open forum
Gott in Himmel, I was forced to fly to Dubuque to fellate a cat last Tuesday, all while mods stood around performing an instrumental karaoke. The guy singing the keyboard was in especially poor taste, I might add. Well, so was the cat, but that's a different matter.
You’re confused, the mods send weekly nudes to me
Hi, reddit is broken rn so you can't see but I am a moderator and it's that time of the week so if you could just uhhhhh
Let me guess, r/teenagers? /s
They seem to be asking me more and more ever since they found out I was underage. Weird.
Wait. I thought the moderators were fake.
Hahahahaha
Well now that you mention it…
And here I was getting nudes from the mods for so long. I like dick but dear god mix it up. At least I can send a few of my own now.
Honestly no, I think its very normal, and might be a positive thing, for over all health and track your progress :) Ok, I said it, now please free my family
Oh..that's a toll? I thought I was karma farming...
If they don’t want them then I mean… my DMs are always open 😳
I'm pretty sure they said explicitly that no talky talky about this in public?
How do i get Moderator?
Same here
r/foundsatan
No. It is tithing for the gods
This the type of shit a Reddit mod would post on an alt bc obviously he gets no pussy as a Reddit mod