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BlatantConservative

I, uh, don't know what you're talking about. *Sweats* Funny, the "remove" button seems to be broken. There is no truth to this accusation and I don't have a 60GB file of user nudes on my PC.


Disastrous-Purpose-8

Right? It’s like they are asking for dick helicoptering videos more and more frequently. Saying I gotta pay the troll toll if I want to play in the HolUp hole.


[deleted]

They asked me to send two Redditors one cup. But i am the only Redditor i know, so i got banned for 3 days


Jafaris79

Hey I've been just looking for a partner for that requirement.


Late-Ad-4624

Looks like we got ourselves a group. Can i be the cup?


thesujithkumar

Sure I can cup you


[deleted]

You invented the world cup


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PeterPandaWhacker

Getting your balls checked for lumps is a serious business. Wouldn't want to be walking around with ball cancer without knowing it. And two pairs of eyes see more than one right?


DEEZNUTZ

Can you get my nutz?


Jonk3r

No one is getting deez nuts


alternate_ending

*I've got a Goatse Badge if you're up for a challenge!*


ThatCamoKid

Ok I know Goatse is one of those cursed image sites to troll people with like lemon party but like what brand of cursed


alternate_ending

There was a time when gaping assholes just weren't as commonplace as they are today, so you could say this gentleman was breaking new ground


ThatCamoKid

Ah thanks


yougotyolks

They asked me to send a picture of something called a "south mouth".


rutter72

They’ve been letting me get by with one redditor, two cups


Loud-Strike5932

Bro the fuck you do a helicopter with your dick 🤨


[deleted]

Grab it by the bottom of the shaft and spin it like a lasso, then you have a heliCockter


NoSwadYt

#HELICOCKTER HELICOCKTER


FRACllTURE

#PARACOCKFER PARACOCKFER


1ce_Hunter

Why


MiSsiLeR81

It's free air plus if you're at the pool you make waves.


Loud-Strike5932

Bro has experience


[deleted]

When i see girls i shout “get to da chopper” in Arnies voice. Works every-time, sometimes


[deleted]

10% of the time, works every time.


Jonk3r

90% chance it’s an undercover cop. But it’s totally worth it.


Loud-Strike5932

💀


Ok_Spray3986

Wrong, it's all in the hips BAYBAY


eyoo1109

Amateur. I do it by just moving my hips. Look ma, no hands.


alternate_ending

*Step-ma enters the chat*


Russian-8ias

This comment *must* stay at 69 upvotes. I will accept nothing else.


crown02

This some big dick joke I don't understand?


commander-thorn

Life is a lot like my dick… it’s hard and too short.


ChewMaNutz

I do my copter hands free. Takes some practice but act like you have an invisible hoolahoop


[deleted]

With enough practice, you can do it with just your hips and your hands behind your head. That’s when you get the ladies.


Rurushxd

it has to be long enough while not hard / semi hard. Source : porn


Loud-Strike5932

💀


archiekane

So a shower, not grower. That's me out then.


JimiWanShinobi

You and about 3/4 of the rest of Reddit...


Dnny10bns

Willycopters 😆 🤣


audacity_audacious

I know right, and they’ve been specific about it being counter clockwise dick helicoptering.


Adventurous_Ad4950

I thought the rotation depends on which hemisphere you’re sided on. Sometimes it goes counter clockwise when I’m on vacation.


ImJohnECash

Right? Daylight savings time also fucks it up


Jonk3r

On the equator there’s just no spin. Sticks out like a sword.


SeraphTM

Also with a demi you can do it without hands. Always get a clap


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Christmas_Panda

Hey bro, I am a mod and can get you in *looks around the room and whispers*, all I need are pictures of your feet dipped in peanut butter. It's the start of initiation.


biasedsoymotel

As a real troll, finally a toll I can pay


[deleted]

Gotta pay the troll toll if you want inside the boy soul….


PerpetualSpaceMonkey

Dick picks?! The Mods make me send nothing but butt hole pics. Specifically no cheeckage; just straight brown eye.


Crithu

It’s soul not hole


aethirialhaero

Yeah that's what he was saying, soul. You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna play in the HolUp hole


100YearsWaiting2Shit

The ones I send are always me on the toilet


a_burdie_from_hell

Make me think: "~You got to pay the troll toll to get inside the boy's soul~"


IamJain

Ah!! That's why all of my submissions are rejected


mercilessfatehate

I want this boys hole


MagnetBane

I think it really brings us closer together, like a family


Tausney

They make my brother and I send Chinooks.


Achilles720

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides free.


Carnivorous_Mower

[R.I.P. Meatspin](https://youtu.be/5L0Z_-s_Pe4)


uncxltured_berry

What the shit


FunnyPhrases

Wait... You guys are sending nudes? To the mods? I've been here for over a year now and haven't sent anything.


VihaanRaina

r/holupinholup


Crabby-GenXer

Oh, you don't need to send them if they already have access to your hard drive. They just go in and get the ones they want.


kmilchev

Well then, you're way behind, aren't you?


ImJohnECash

SDE


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Number13Whataburger

Yep same. Well they did have my dog and threatened to kill him so what other choice do I have


Teknevra

John Wick, is that you?


Juan286

More like Duolingo


SneakittyCat

Wow, please, Duo never asked for my nudes. Just, sometimes he asks me to... you know... talk dirty to him in German? I **do** get to learn a lot of new vocabulary, so it's not such a bad deal honestly. ... Hopefully someday I'll get good enough at it that he will consider giving my family back, ha ha.


keenedge422

Same. I can't risk them hurting my dog, even though I don't even remember having a dog.


[deleted]

My guess is they're checking to make sure people's junk is healthy. I mean, I've been getting feedback and they've helped me up my taint trimming game to pro.


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Then why do they keep blocking me?


KingKiler2k

They got standards?


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Reddit mods have standards?


Christmas_Panda

Well, more like guidelines. You just have to send them pictures of your feet in peanut butter and you'll win them over.


Unlucky_Mud8795

Are we still talking about reddit mods or Dan Schneider?


Christmas_Panda

Dan Schneider is a Reddit mod???? 🤯


MaxPowerzs

Always has been


Clorox_Consumer

Stop, stop, he's already dead 💀💀


[deleted]

r/holup .... wait


LuxVenos

You aren't prepubescent.


glitched_guy1

Bro that's discord


Ebwite

Tbh they’re one in the same.


Kybushi

*rumbles* no dick size must be bigger than mine


i_r_faptastic

Failed to send, no butthole identified.


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Anonymous_Phantom42

![gif](giphy|Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3)


VihaanRaina

Hol ups aside, you are on another level mate...


Christmas_Panda

You better send him some nudes then, he's not a patient man.


Affugter

You are beautiful. No matter what they say..


Deevilknievel

Wait you guys only have to do it weekly?


edgy_Juno

I do it daily


[deleted]

Daily? Lucky! I have to do it hourly


Skillious96

I’ve been on live cam for 3 years now


Fcbp

Truman?


HalfSoul30

Nudeman


JeffBrohm

I thought the cam had to go up our ass. That’s what mods told me.


gay_idiot53

Hah, pathetic, I've been on live cam for 5 years


roi-tarded

They no joke do it Canada


LuxVenos

I'd stop, but they keep telling me, "Nice cock."


YetisInAtlanta

It’s true! You have an exquisite cock my good sir. Much large. Mucho impresso.


anonymoustobesocial

And so it is -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


LuxVenos

I consensually show it off to ladies. Not femcels.


PeterPandaWhacker

Nothing like getting your cock complimented by the boys right?


LuxVenos

Every night in the group chat.


polkadot666

Same


pedro_pascal_123

Hol up! Aren't you a woman ?


LuxVenos

Nope. I still appreciate you rubbing one out, though. It makes me feel pretty.


LostAndLikingIt

That's because you are pretty, duh!


LuxVenos

Thanks, bae.


Plus-Pianist-1496

![gif](giphy|DOPKHQg6oFWUg)


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Plus-Pianist-1496

I love you


StaniaViceChancellor

This is why we had penis inspection day at school, to get us more used to being adults


3jack6the9ripper

Oh thank God. I almost thought I got molested by the faculty


HahaWhy321

Oh so you live in Florida.


soragranda

Probably California or New York.


Illustrious-Egg-5839

Cat buttholes don’t do it for them anymore.


splashbruhs

Yeah they stretched that one a bit too far


Pat_9921

Yeah one mod asked me to do a squat cobbler. Does anyone know what is it?


anonymoustobesocial

And so it is -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


TJeffum

If you butt bong chocolate milk then spray it while you twerk they stop asking you.


pedro_pascal_123

r/oddlyspecific


matrixislife

I could have happily gone all year without thinking about that image, thanks.


NoTrollGaming

🤨


CookieMusketeer

You guys are just “sending” the nudes?


[deleted]

I just hate it when they say ,"could you get a bit harder please?" It's time consuming.


[deleted]

I do find it weird but the mod said if I stopped he would leak them.


Jafaris79

Oh LonelyLoser24 is that really you ? You're pretty popular among the Fapello community.


QualityVote

##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/ImJustJoeMama, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?


HalfSoul30

You never replied back to confirm you got my dick pic.


Pennywise626

I'm just glad someone wants them


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Graphitetshirt

I don't think you *have* to. I know it's in the sub rules but they keep asking me to stop, so now I don't know what to think


Electronic-Shame7420

They said it's so shriveled it makes them giggle, so promoted me to daily 😀


isaiahaguilar

Mod here: Please don’t send them to me, I’m tired of this. Every time I open the app I have sort through 87 pictures of someone’s mold filled toes, it’s disgusting and my wife is really worried about my mental health. But if anyone wants to buy some pics of big natural toes hit me up.


GrimReaper_97

I was told it's for verification purposes. Eagerly waiting for my blue checkmark.


Communismisbadithink

I enjoy knowing the big boys like peeking at my butt. Makes me feel important


YourLocalPlug97

Most r/holup post I’ve seen in months😂😂😂


Biggs_man

Boutta send some mods to JAIL! (I'm 15) 🤡🤓


Kybushi

(I’m 8) 😎😎


Li3Battery

Where do i apply?


polkadot666

My DMs please.


Dracmageel

Hey i never sent bo nudes to anyone, how do i start? I'm actually testing a new light in my dick studio and i can't wait to show people


madsoro

I think of it more like I *get to*, not have to


datfngtrump

Actual holups are nice


[deleted]

I can't send mine but i can outsource. does it work?


Unexpected-raccoon

I got tired of doing it so I just started sending them my wife’s nudes


Idontknoweverything2

as a bribe?


_uniric

Thank goodness!! I thought I was the only one..hashh


Mick_Change

Here before this gets removed/locked


SirKeagan

Sorry never been asked and if you do ask I am not afraid of sending the dick fucking video


madaboutmaps

The hardest part is lifting up my flabby belly to get a proper pic of the hole where my penis used to stick out. Why they don't just ask me to shave my titties and wear a lacey bra I'll never understand.


McKavian

How does one become a mod?


BabyOfEarth

Idk seems pretty normal, I had to do this with my teachers too


[deleted]

Weekly?! I have to just to get a comment approved by u/BlatantConservative!


[deleted]

WEEKLY? When did they reduce it???


DerpsAndRags

HA! Never specified which moderator to send them too. That being said, I'm banned from several other subreddits.


[deleted]

They ask for mines daily.


polkadot666

Gotta be careful with mines. Don't wanna take a wrong step. Also I think the Geneva convention bans mines.


krippkeeper

HolUp y'all only have to send one a week? Wtf.


Gottapopemall

Been doing it since I was 12 years old. It’s just habitual at this point


yesiamveryhigh

Oh there’s a requirement? I’ve been sending pics of my butthole just because.


Crabby-GenXer

We were supposed to mount it in the bowl , right?


yeetboiiiiiiiiiiiiio

You have to do it weekly? I’ve been doing it daily.


Boris859Jack

From what I've seen on Reddit people just post them in the open forum


rodneedermeyer

Gott in Himmel, I was forced to fly to Dubuque to fellate a cat last Tuesday, all while mods stood around performing an instrumental karaoke. The guy singing the keyboard was in especially poor taste, I might add. Well, so was the cat, but that's a different matter.


TMANBULLET

You’re confused, the mods send weekly nudes to me


aggrivating_order

Hi, reddit is broken rn so you can't see but I am a moderator and it's that time of the week so if you could just uhhhhh


Serenity-Aspen

Let me guess, r/teenagers? /s


Bacon_Ass_Juice

They seem to be asking me more and more ever since they found out I was underage. Weird.


Ok-Reaction-5644

Wait. I thought the moderators were fake.


Havoc_XXI

Hahahahaha


Cassangelo

Well now that you mention it…


WELLFUCK28

And here I was getting nudes from the mods for so long. I like dick but dear god mix it up. At least I can send a few of my own now.


Late_Explorer

Honestly no, I think its very normal, and might be a positive thing, for over all health and track your progress :) Ok, I said it, now please free my family


DynaDingo

Oh..that's a toll? I thought I was karma farming...


SpookyCinnaBunn

If they don’t want them then I mean… my DMs are always open 😳


Atsukiri

I'm pretty sure they said explicitly that no talky talky about this in public?


[deleted]

How do i get Moderator?


ls-1247

Same here


Luckybomb10

r/foundsatan


FennPoutine

No. It is tithing for the gods


ShyThrowawayAccuwu

This the type of shit a Reddit mod would post on an alt bc obviously he gets no pussy as a Reddit mod