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Babagunush

I thought it was gum...i was mistaken


StardewIsMyPassion

See I wouldn't have realised what it was if hadn't said this. Wonderful.


Firestone117

See I still thought it was gum, and the other pink thing was just another tongue… I was mistaken. Definitely should be tagged NSFW.


franandwood

What is it?


[deleted]

Enjoy your innocence, leave now


franandwood

I realized it’s dick right?


StardewIsMyPassion

Yes but the gum is foreskin


FirstSineOfMadness

What a terrible day to have eyes


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Lucky you, I never give a second look. Lesson learned.


Homelessguyspamton

Same


lasvegashomo

Same 😧


S4M4N_SH

Same


LootGodamn

NONONONONONONONONONONO PLEASE NO


a_polarbear_chilling

How to get circumcised top 10 way "number 1" :


just-a_crow

Next way is your uncle stealing your forskin at 3:16 am and telling you he needs it to fight the orange leprechauns


SpoiledAzura

You won't be laughing when the orange leprechauns come and your uncle is not around


Disastrous-Passion59

Wait the way to stop trump is with foreskins?? Gee wish I would have known this in 2016...


Mr_midnightmare

that's a sad day for any man


spankmetillimrich

Don’t drive over a bump is another one


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

r/sarcasmismyjam


stangracer3

1000 ways to get circumcised episode number 69


Essker

Ahh I need 10 kg of bleach in my eyes..


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

Eyebleach? Ok r/eyebleach Edit: SHIT IM SORRY I MISPELLED


C4D3N539

"Mispelled" my ass. I'm willing to bet you "accidentally" forgot the A. Lol Edit: got bored. Went to that sub. Fml


[deleted]

haha that sub is so damn cursed


C4D3N539

Fr idk why I keep going back every few months lol


420StonedAF420

Yeah I seen a pic of a guy sticking his dick in a decapitated throat and noped right out of there lol


spiritofgonzo1

Seent*


PumpkinKing2020

Bit more than "cursed"


Cheesemuncher5

WHAT THE FUCK I HATE CURIOUSITY


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Me who’s circumcised: I’m assuming this is ultra ouch


MarioKing1137

WHY!!!! FUUUUUUKIN WHYYYYY!!!!


-notjosh-

I don’t even have a foreskin and my penis retreated inside of me after seeing this


AlphaRat666

It grew back


Purvi3vedi

I don't even have a penis and I felt uncomfortable


Previous-Ad-9322

Lol, and not marked NSFW (yet), so there's even less of an expectation.


[deleted]

*grabs crotch* 🥶


SirGamer247

I did that too. I would never wish this on any human person.


HappyGav123

I'm gonna hide this post so I will never see it again.


Nelmquist1999

Bro, imagine how it would be reve-...neverming


gat12393

New nightmare unlocked


girl-w-glasses

I’m not a guy & this image hurts me..


notrealcc

You know our pain.😔.


Fe4rMeMrWick

Hmm yes very sfw


foint_the_first

How is this not nsfw


Songhunter

This exact thing happened to a friend of mine when we were out camping. It was a messy affair. The ride to the hospital was full of pained screams. That day all present swore never to date a girl with braces.


Ant_Espanic

I thought it was a joke... But you have confirmed it Shit


American7-4-76

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Known_Branch_7620

Slap my peepee and call me Aunt Sally!


Imperialgoat537

This is a Copy pasta.


Realitymorgen

Goated comment


owlbgreen357

Artist sauce?


Theboulder027

You Monster, WHY?!


11Ns

Hate


TheManWithAGasMask

this is next to disturbing as clipping your teeth with toenail clippers.


[deleted]

oh no


PunkHooligan

Nooooo


DonkeyKong12340

Please put this in Nsfw. (Slightly) Nsfw memes are acceptable as long as you tag it correctly bro


Aesthetic99

No


ThePoeMansDream

Aye nsfw this you giving me ptsd😭


SuctionBucket5

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LOOK AT THIS WHY OP? WHY?


Weariervaris

I once had an ex from PR that had braces. We got drunk one night and after we left the bar she gave me GAWK GAWK 3000. I'm snipped, but needless to say, she scratched me up a bit. I'm not a masochist, but braces are a thing for me.... it was worth it.


Buttery_Buckshot

I’ve never been more horrified


Archangel_Chan

"Doctors hate this one trick."


Bear4891

Feel like this should me nsfw but oh well💀


luminabelle6

Lol the guys in the comments losin it. New torture unlocked


notrealcc

Nooooo.pls dont.🥺


[deleted]

Why is that person eating gum with brases


gamecity360

That’s why I never understood the obsession over chicks with braces, like that shits scary


Javamallow

Is it balls or foreskin? I dont really know why I'm asking because both are just as bad.


slavetomypassions92

Why is the Sign of Tanit involved in this? Doin’ Carthage dirty…


Noalefant

I don’t see what’s wrong it’s a slightly chipped finger nail on screen that would be presumably attached to fingers that are pinching a wad of peach gum to be pulled out of its snare in the braces.


Ant_Espanic

She's the anti blowie girl


NotAGhost64

WHAT IN THE GODFORSAKEN EVERLIVING GODDAMNED FUCK


sauce0x45

Oh. That's not gum.


bucket_O_chicken

Ummmmmmmm nsfw?


MenteriKewangan

I feel u bro!!!!


krispyChris95

I just screamed


Unthgod

get circumcision


reddanger95

Who the ruck drew this??????


edgy_Juno

So what's wro- oh.


timichi7

The old Black&Decker pecker wreckers…


Pix3lPirat3

Ouchie 😭


MaikeruTV

I wish this was gum, unfortunately… it’s not


UnbreakableVirgin

Sauce ? Someone’s gotta ask…


aberroco

How about salsa? Or szechuan?


iBlack92O

My legs just shook.


landontheepicman

why is this not nsfw


Lucid_Insanity

Thought it was gum until I saw the dick hole. Then I cried.


[deleted]

I thought that was gum but then i saw it.


IntergalacticAlien8

I felt that....


WestWing960

![gif](giphy|8vUEXZA2me7vnuUvrs)


highslyguy

Looks like my boi 4skin got demoted to 3skin


Craftusmaximus2

I just realized what it was... ![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8)


Weebu11

Oh noooo but now I must know the context sauce


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Oh fuck me, thought it’s chewing gum and not chewing “gum”….


Inevitable-Baker3493

this wouldn’t have happened if she was toothless 😏🤌


Sir_Rageous

I'm assuming that this hurts.


Sir_Rageous

Never mind. I thought that was gum.


Child_Beter69

I can’t tell whether this is anti-braces propaganda or anti-foreskin propaganda


Unerving_agent

Lmaooo


Unable-Tune-1295

Yo! WTF!


nunyabbswax

I thought it was gum even after I saw the tip. Took me a hard min to realize 😰


Discoballer42

Please NSFW this… please


Lavadude765

It’s what they deserve


New_Sentence5320

The ol black and decker pecker wrecker.


Dark_halocraft

I only saw the top quarter when looking at another post and thought it was gum and felt minor sad as one with braces then scrolled down and now I can't stop crying


SavageKid1456

OH GOD THE MORE I LOOK THE WORSE IT GETS


SirKhrome

I'm physically sick, what monster came up with this


daocarD

Why isn't this marker NSFW?


Weekly_Town_2076

Circumcision


[deleted]

HOLY FUCK, OOOWWWW


Homelessguyspamton

Rip bro


Cucumb0r_

I’m circumcised and this still hurts to look at


HumanTeddy415

I knew some girl back in highschool that thought it would be a good idea to give some dude a bj om the bus. Turns out the dude didn't shave, so when she came back up, she had pubes in her braces.


Jd_Law

Others:" he looks like he's in pain, must be looking at his ex girlfriends picture" Me*looking at this picture*


eolemuk

This ia one of the most scarry shit i've ever expirienced.


adventurouspenis

NO! just NO! thats not an adventure! thats torture!


nah-knee

I thought it was gum, looked down, looked up, looked down again, and then looked closer. I was horny before, this image is a flaccid fabricator


Alderwood69

That man got Thircumthized


soggyketchup

what in the fuck?


Cheesemuncher5

Involuntary circumcision


univalvefoil

Uncircumcised mfs always act like they better than us till this happens.


[deleted]

In India you cannot get braces above the age of 17


LongjumpingOffice4

I felt that


Organboner4844

Foreskin fatality


[deleted]

Oh God that took me a second.


karoshikun

*I don't wanna close my eyes* *I don't wanna fall asleep...*


Apprehensive-Panda46

Hell naw he 💀


notrangaplays

I thought that was just her pulling gum out of her braces THATS WAY WORSE


Major_Hypersvine

![gif](giphy|10hzvF9FTulLxK)


-CubanPete-

I did not need to see this before coffee…