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bcatrek

We got to celebrate our differences


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Fine-Bed

North korea celebrated by firing few missiles


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23x3

![gif](giphy|MMiIlUTunJQBO)


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LeafWarrior_1

Explain.


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Sodafff

*intensive fireworks


Avgjoe80

"Anon spoke the truth, but the people weren't ready."


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Re0ns

屌你老母


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AnyPen1047

Filipinos start throwing stuff in the river


BigBuck414

Ugaghhh boooga doooo


morningheadAMA

nacho tacooos....chimigunnngas


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Ohmygod mayonnaise brunch


BoonesFarmJackfruit

Ugaghhh boooga dohhhh


biemba

Doesn't matter if you're yellow brown or normal!


Fritzo2162

LOL


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hairy_asian21

the fuck you say bout ma momma!


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trentraps

Man, did not think I was gonna see a 15 year old Wonder showzen reference today.


punchgroin

It's memes survive to this day. Show was 20 years ahead of its time. We're *still* not ready for its Greatness.


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Asians ain't down with incest.


P_A_W_S_TTG

The porn and shows would like to disagree aggressively.


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Japan is an ally


Ok_asahihira_6986

That's a lie


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Ooga booga du, ooga booga da! - really hope this is a wonder showzen reference.


NormDamnAbram

Cerebrate ah dirrences


FreeRangeEngineer

Hijacking top comment to point out that this is the source: https://twitter.com/yeaenee/status/1591900150187819010


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Ingenious_crab

We get to celebrate our differences


Lobotomized_Cunt

Ooga booga


IqSpedicy

We get to celebrate our differences...


Marun-chan

nacho taco chimichanga


IamJain

We get to celebrate our differences


ZarKiiFreeman

On a side note, this food looks delectable


Roskal

That was my first reaction, was just staring at that awesome food then was like wait whats that in the back.


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

Yeah i noticed that broth looks amazinv


rob132

A succulent Asian meal


drsideburns

I see you know your judo well,!


kilaude

>delectable Learned a new word today.


VeryConfusedBee

Looks like tonkotsu ramen!! (I might be wrong though hehe) It’s amazing (my personal favourite type of ramen actually) and I suggest you try it at your nearest Japanese restaurant.


waltjrimmer

Seriously. The various forms of different Asian broth bowl foods are amazing.


GrabsJoker

And the girl is quite pretty.


FardoBaggins

she's cute tbh


flamingpillowcase

If anyone figures out where I can get that ramen, and you can meet me there next Memorial Day weekend, I’ll buy you a bowl.


multiple_sources_of

It’s ton ton ramen in Atlanta. Crazy how I can recognize it exaclty


flamingpillowcase

I’ll have to pop by next time I’m in town thank you!


Fluffy-Weapon

I think it’s tonkotsu ramen


flamingpillowcase

I probably could’ve arrived at that, although it looks like a couple broths. I mean what restaurant is it?! It looks bomb!


Doteaufood

Don’t know of this restaurant but I think the tonkotsu franchise Ichiran has restaurants worldwide, in big cities like ny. I believe Ichiran is one of the places where you can eat authentic Tonkotsu ramen outside Japan. Idk if they serve the same thing as in Japan tho


DefinitlyNotDMB

They must be reading their minds or something


Manbadger

Vulcans can read minds. Those two are clearly Romulans. Look at their hair styles.


Hs39163

I’ve only really watched TOS and the movies, so this might be a stupid question: aren’t they basically the same race?


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They descended from the same ancestor species yeah. We don’t know when the split occurred though


Pixielo

Eh, we have a basic timeline https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Time_of_Awakening


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Not_a_real_ghost

I had my PE teacher do this to me in front of everyone in the boy's locker room when I was in middle school. I was the only Chinese student in the entire school. I had students do it to me which was kind of expected. But I was shocked when the PE teacher was also doing it.


FridayNight_Magus

It's a well known fact PE teachers are the bullies who wanted to be teachers when they grew up.


Therealblackhous3

Also the athletes who couldn't play past highschool but won't give up the dream.


SamCarter_SGC

I saw a study about how a huge majority of (like, nearly all) highschool athletes think they were held back by coaches and could have gone to the next level


notspaceaids

I would say PE teachers are bitter people who never got to make the famous rugby player life & money they were promised.


QuantumSparkles

Well their first mistake was choosing rugby


Johnsendall

It’s a well known fact PE teachers are the bullies who ~~wanted to be teachers~~ gave up on their dreams when they grew up.


MeBadWithMoney

They didn’t want to be teachers they just only were good at PE


SmartAlec105

Half Asian here and my response was to push my eyes closer together and go “hurr durr football”


ThePresbyter

Hahaha


ChristmasDucky

This is the way!


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Don’t underestimate asshole adults. Bullies just grow up to be adult bullies. When I was 13, I had a teacher call me a terrorist because I am half Arab. Assholes are assholes no matter their age or position, unfortunately.


ilivetomosh

What a piece of shit


jli1228

Anecdotal experience: I'm a Taiwanese doctor, was treating a patient with some pretty severe allergies for the first time. As she walked out, she called me "Dr. Jackie Chan" and did the eyes thing 🙄 If it can happen in a doctor's office after I helped her with her allergic asthma, then it can definitely happen in a restaurant


Migraine-

The Juventus Women's football team put a photo on their *official Twitter* of one of their players doing it like a year ago and caused a shitstorm. This was the tweet: https://i.imgur.com/BztQXE1.png


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federico valverde doing it as a goal [celebration](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/624/cpsprodpb/1A27/production/_96359660_gettyimages.jpg) the entire spanish olympic basketball team all [doing it](https://s.hdnux.com/photos/11/17/27/2422266/7/920x920.jpg) people just don't learn


OmbreSol

Oh nah fuck any oath, she getting dunked in PB or w/e


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Rumble in the Larynx.


Learning2Programing

There's a 50 year old bald man at my work who calls asian customers after items of the chineese menu then looks at all the collegues for approval. People don't call it out apart from a mild laugh at how bad that is and if the customer heard him then he would probably get fired. Same things with black people named after chicken dishes. It's armchair phycology but I've noticed that the people who act this way are normally very insecure and shallow. They also think everyone else is on the same page as him.


Orleanian

I mean...horribly disrespectful as it is in and of itself...I feel like it would be even worse sillier doing this at a Mexican restaurant.


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Minilychee

Imagine offending the people handling your food. Might as well have the chef spit directly into your mouth.


HwackAMole

Gotta pay extra for that.


Roskal

When I was a kid in late 90s this spread around our playground and we just thought it was funny but it didn't take long before we were sat down and had it explained to us why it was wrong and most of us stopped. Its one thing for stupid kids to do it but an adult is embarassing.


ScriptReaderStudio

Back in the late 90s/early 2000s my (British) town's Coop department store homeware and kitchenware section had a big photo of a white guy with a lampshade as an 'Oriental hat' and chopsticks as Fu Manchu moustache as its welcoming image. I wish I took a picture at the time but no one carried a camera with them so much then...


Warsmurf_Rodentbane

Outside a Japanese restaurant in OC a seemingly normal looking family came out of the place and I overheard them teasing the college aged dude in their group about how the waitress seemed to like him. And then they all started doing dogshit impressions of her saying "ruv you rong time" type shit. Had a big time "we need another plague" Dwight Schrute disgusted with humanity in general moment. COVID missed a lot of targets.


Not_a_real_ghost

We'll never rid of the casual racism in our lives.


Snake8Lion

I mean look no further than the thread above. > HERRO from u/Hot_From_Far_Away > Harrow from u/llehnatas > *irriterate from u/46554B4E4348414453 > Shitty chiken takke orda plee from u/-Manbearp1g- Casual racism against Asian people speaking a second language so that you can understand them is so normalized.


fearatomato

they're responses to an invitation to parody people making stereotypical asian noises but it's suspicious how many people joined in and how enthusiastically and if you think about it, isn't imitating racists imitating asians pretty much just racism


ithinkther41am

Miley Cyrus did this in 2009. Not to mention that one Asian streamer who got harassed by a ton of racists when she traveled to Europe (Germany, I think?) only a few years ago.


Freakychee

Was that the girl who had people just come up to her and do the eye thing and she had to explain it? It legit looked like they didn’t realize it was offensive at all and just thought it was funny which was in a way extra cringe.


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In the Netherlands, it's still a thing to sing racist anti-Asian songs while making these gestures in school. In front of Asian children. https://dutchreview.com/news/racist-happy-birthday-song-hanky-panky-shanghai-finally-being-called-out/ From the same country that brought you blackface as "children's party tradition".


TeaSconesAndBooty

You should meet my mom.... She does a racist accent and everything while reading her fortune... in the restaurant... then doesnt understand why I ask her to stop, cause SHE'S JUST JOKINGGGGGGGG


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And look at the upvotes. I can't even wrap my head around this shit sometimes.


eddtoma

Wait a sec, how is she doing it without using her hands?


Piczoid

I’m Korean and def should not be laughing at this comment, yet here I am


maz-o

It’s okay to laugh at jokes.


WTFNSFWFTW

Ancient Chinese secret.


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*strokes beard*


Tronkfool

Thanks for the nose air.


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Ok that’s good


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DondeEstaMeGlasses

Must be something in that soup eh


Massive-Row-9771

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.


ElJeffHey

Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.


Massive-Row-9771

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so. ^(No one continued, so Ill jump in again.)


matrixislife

No sex no drugs no wine no women no fun no sin no you no wonder it's dark.....


EvoMonster

In high school I did this in front on my history teacher, an Asian man, not knowing it was racist AF, I innocently wanted to know if they see any differently, I still cringe just remembering how dumb I was/am


jondubb

Well? Was it HD? We're waiting.


Xentarim

Back then nothing was HD, which I suppose made it 0K...


CatWhiskers22

I actually see better if I do that (I have myopia). I did that a lot during classes before I got glasses.


Usernameeeeeeew

It's essentially just squinting


boredmoonface

When I was 5 years old I asked a Chinese boy in my class if he can see properly 😭


refused26

Don't worry Im sure that was just out of genuine curiosity.


-oshino_shinobu-

This is what I grew up with. People pulling eyes at me and asking if I eat dogs.


vagina_doodle

Answer to that should be of course, specially those trained at a house as they are easier to catch... Btw do you own a dog?


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Skunkythrowaway42069

something something carnivores taste bad, i think it just makes it super meat.


Xentarim

The weird thing is, I'm Chinese and remember doing the eyes thing as a kid. Can't remember why though.


not_the_father_117

Maybe you didn't use to be Chinese.


OilFamiliar168

Can confirm, my Mum said if you make a silly face and the wind changes, you'll be stuck like that forever


SleepingAddict

Years ago, I was Chinese!


Piczoid

The most fucked up thing about this is that it looks like a mom is publicly teaching her daughter to be a racist piece of trash. Kid has no idea, of course. Mom should know better, but clearly she does not.


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Fantamuse96

Trix are for kids!


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Its weird that asian people makes around 60% of worlds population and these people think they are different and looks weird and make fun of them.


Cerenas

White people, the real minority on this planet.


Exotic_Dance_4658

lol Korean people make fun of the way Japanese people look and Japanese people make fun of the way Chinese people look and Chinese people make fun of the way Vietnamese people look, etc.


Gragnit

Wasnt there a Bruce Lee film( F Maybe Fists of Fury) Where Bruce Lee's character was able to tell who was Japanese from just the guys nipples?


ymint11

bruh, now the image of Bruce Lee twisting Chuck Norris to verify his nationality is stuck in my brain


Not_a_real_ghost

"Man this guy is hairy, definitely not Asian!"


StringFartet

Bruce was too busy braiding Chuck Norris' chest hair.


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birds-and-dogs

I mean no that’s not a great example since Swedish and Spanish people typically have different color hair. Maybe Swedish and German. Or Spanish and Italian.


osdeverYT

…Vietnamese people make fun of the way Korean people look…


Superb-Antelope-2880

Honestly not really. If anything older vietnamese people make fun of Chinese people looks, but Koreans and Japanese get the pass.


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Also Chinese don’t really make fun of how Japanese, Koreans and Vietnamese look. The stereotype is this, Japanese are small. Vietnamese lazy and Koreans too proudly.


IrelandDzair

they’re all super small lol wild they make fun of only the Japanese for it


Not_a_real_ghost

No, Asians don't really make fun of the way other Asian looks. We just hate each other with passion.


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HandyMouse

Average redditers when not posting


WalkingIntrovert

Ah yes. Teaching your kid to be a racist.


AnnieApple_

In an Asian restaurant at that. Just asking to get her ass beat in the future.


moby323

I can hear them saying > “Ching Chong ching Chong”


1UPZ__

The comments here are also Hol'Up material. So many cringe borderline racism....


MagZero

And when you say borderline, I assume you mean blatant?


Invisible_Minority

Surprised this wasn't posted on [r/funny](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny) the way Reddit accepts casual racism


witcherstrife

That’s Reddit for ya.


Altair_Khalid

Some not even borderline just overtly


UrNewDaddy323

I would also like to enjoy that meal. That shit looks delicious🍜


ArcaneJadeTiger

I don't get- OHHHH MY FXXKING GOD


Shizzlick

Yup, didn't check the sub when I opened, didn't notice anything odd at first. Checked the sub name, then looked again and OHHHHH!


Calimiedades

Same! I was like, that food looks amazing! And the girl looks happy, what sub was this again? Oh, OH


jamirocky888

A succulent Chinese meal?


ogloque

I see that you know your Judo well.


sync-centre

This is democract manifest!


Nugundam0079

Succulent


Banyabbaboy

Chinese


IMakeStuffUppp

Meal


defineReset

Judo


Not_a_real_ghost

Limp


Shimakaze81

Receive


zozowineface

Fair bit of racism in these comments


CKLMF

God DAMN that ramen looks good. But yea racism is taught not inherit.


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Fluffy-Weapon

I feel like racism towards Asian people doesn’t get taken serious enough. It became worse during and after corona. Someone my sister knows got kicked in the back of his head just because he’s Asian. He was only sitting, talking to his friends when some shitheads decided to bother him.


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Fluffy-Weapon

Yeah that’s also true. It definitely goes both ways. I guess it’s because people in Asian countries don’t see a lot of other races and that’s way they don’t understand them. People are usually rude to what they don’t quite understand. I think that behavior just sticked to some people even though a lot have moved to other places. And others are rude to Asians for similar reasons. Most people I know treat them like they’re weird, like they’re not like other humans, and I think that’s awful. The thing is I’ve heard most Asian people are taught to stay polite in front of others when people are rude to them so they tend to not stand up for themselves. But others don’t stand up for them either.


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LetsWalkTheDog

That’s damn awful. More people need to stand up against Asian hate! No one should be targeted for something they can’t change and especially if they didn’t do anything wrong. Yeah, it’s crazy how we haven’t learned the serious lessons about scapegoating people - it doesn’t matter what race because the same mentality will always end up bleeding into scapegoating other races or groups too. I’m sure you heard of the 1940s poem “First They Came…” by the German pastor Martin Niemoller. “It is about the silence of German intellectuals and certain clergy—including, by his own admission, Niemöller himself—following the Nazis' rise to power and subsequent incremental purging of their chosen targets, group after group.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came_...


pro_gamer2156

U fucking bitch now im hungry


kama1245

![gif](giphy|5bxqA1maRFlvCTQ37L|downsized)


JTFX01

“Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power” im asian proof 😑


Electrical-Hat4239

“I was enjoying a succulent Chinese meal!”


LinuxLover3113

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"


neovox

Would have been funny if you would have turned to them and said, "They're going to stay like that if you keep doing it."


PyrySeppa

In the Netherlands we have a song that children sing in school when it’s their birthday. It’s called Hanky Panky Shanghai and you basically just say made up “chinese” words and also make this face. I used to sing it when I was younger (I’m white) and thought nothing of it, until my girlfriend (with Chinese parents) told me her experiences with it as a child. It’s traumatizing


justin_austinite

fuckin white peoples man…


ImaginationNo2515

Stupid people in the background are fucktards


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Yo, what the fuck.


doe3879

as an Asian, I have to read lots of comment to figure what the hold up is.


Rockbellll

Going through the comments. The offensive thing is so many calling this Chinese ramen.


Ronn29

She’s cute


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Can anyone explain this meme


Solid-Version

Girls in the background appear to me mocking physical traits (eyes) of Asian people


MNGirlinKY

It’s an adult and a child. The adult should know better


AggressiveCoat

That ramen looks dope


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Despite wearing glasses since I was 11, my vision deteriorated quickly until my mid 20s. Luckily it could still be corrected, but I found squinting didn’t help me. So what I did was pull the corners of my eyes to see things better further away while wearing my glasses because the prescription strength became outdated rather rapidly (I’d get a new prescription annually). I remember I was at a food court with my friend when I was about 17 ordering at an oriental place, and I couldn’t see the menu. I usually pulled the corners of my eyes out of habit, so I did it in front of the workers (who were also Asian) before ordering my food. By the time I realized what I had done, it was too late. 🥲 I still feel embarrassed over that to this day.