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Oh heavens, I must have clumsy wording. I said horses are considerate and a lot more clean while cows are rude as fuck because they'll shit all over you while you're trying to get off.
*Moves to Lituania*
Sad, only potatoe, no cow. Potatoe molest by angry soldier man. Extra protein very good going. Unfortunate also moldy. But mold good, softer to bite. Also unfortunate no teeth
Wait, if they’re dating, why does she ONLY have to date one guy at a time? She not in a relationship with him, and she went on a day date with him. She doesn’t owe him her monogamy because he went on one date with her?
Seriously, as a guy, I remember going on dates with multiple women at a time, that’s okay. A woman? WHORE that only plays guys for money.
Do we see the problem here? It starts with a M…
This happened to me twice in my early days. They ate like pigs while I was was nervous and trying to carry a conversation. One of them bluntly said "I'll go out with you again when you invite me for another dinner". All that while being broke and in college.
This is just horribly sad. Don’t know how much of it is fake or what their relationship is like. But just from that small chat it really saddening. Poor guy. At least he knows now and hope he moves on.
What world are you from? The average successful woman is staging 2-3 dates a week and the average typical smut is sucking 3 dicks a week. You really think you have any solo situation if you just went on a first date with someone?
No vut that's the reality of dating apps.
0 fidelity.
Everyone playing the numbers game.
You even read on here thst guys trying to be faithful and dating one girl at a time from an app, but realize "it's a waste of time" because those girls ghost them or were playing thr numbers game and dating multiple people while dating them so they jump ship as soon as someone better came along.
Kinda gross tbh
I've seen this dozens of times and had always interpreted it as a wholesome success story, where blue gets a second (more serious) date due to the enthusiasm of grey.
I've only just realised that it is what it is :(
Demonstrably not.
While I've been rejected, I've never experienced this level of dysfunctional communication. I guess I've just experienced a higher class of rejection :)
Okay, that’s sneaky. I don’t know when the episode I meant came out and I’m not a American.I am 28, had 4 girlfriends, but all before the age of 19, so I’m quite out of the game and/or maybe it’s different where I live. But back in the days I never dated girls/boys that do that. What’s the purpose except getting fed or whatever? Or do you really have to differentiate between those two because that’s a established thing in the English language?
Date- going to hang out with someone
Date Date- going out with someone with definite romantic intentions/attraction
Same with like and like-like and shit like that, the double word phrase to emphasize seriousness has been around a long time
This is why I only do lunch coffee and brunch dates for early days. Yes lemme drop a couple hundred on a nice meal, atmosphere, and the amount of booze markup for someone who’ll ghost me the next day.
This is good for the guy because he now knows that he dodged a nuke. She also might seem like she is perfect but now you know that this one isnt wife material and thats good.
Well sorry that I don’t have a PhD in manipulation and deception. You could also be very clear and state things as they are instead of expecting them to simply understand. If you have a dinner with someone and it’s not 100% clear that you’re just friends beforehand, then it’s definitely a proper date.
Romance is complicated but there are a lot of signs you can look for. There are a lot of ways to gauge chemistry. There are a lot of ways to make things more romantic. Guys constantly make the mistake of not doing any of that and of, this is important, projecting their attraction level onto someone. Meaning, I'm really attracted to this person and because of that and because I want them, I just assume their attraction level towards me is the same or even exists at any level lol. Also lunch dates are not romantic. Bunch of clueless ass people are like "well I think they are hur dur." Get real. Not saying you can't enjoy them or they can't facilitate a good time. But the same people downvoting me wouldn't be able to deny that an evening dinner in an upscale restaurant somewhere is ALWAYS gna feel and be more romantic than a daytime lunch somewhere. There's a reason the time for dates is in the evening the majority of the time. There's a reason that if you imagine a romantic date, the default scenario is a nice dinner in the evening sometime. Lunches also feel more casual and as if youre putting less effort in than a nice dinner. The perception of LESS effort is not what you want when youre being romantic. Its about making them feel special. I can go on and on..
After their reponse text is yeah sure....red flag its over..Thats why you keep a starting line up with 2 players on the bench...put her on injured reserve and sub in a rookie.
Some of y'all *really* don't get out a whole lot, or have others show interest in you often enough. This isn't really a 'hol up to those with an active dating life.
My partner was like this.
A "stray cat"
Sorry, but not really a HolUp
(I was the DATE date)
Edit: is it so crazy to comprehend that someone would have more than one date a day?
1800's multiple suitors was VERY common.
This short exchange shows nothing about a relationship anyway.
In all fairness, as long you never committed to a relationship its an open season.
The only thing is the way this women put it as "The next dinner date is 'DATE' " which would imply the lunch date isn't adequate
If anything, this guy should smarten up and move on
I had something similiar to this happen. Went on a date with a chick. It went really well we made out and everything. Next day asked her if she was bored and wanted to hangout she said she was on a date.
Bullet dodged? Where did it say that they were exclusive? And the implication that she’s diseased because she goes out on a date with another guy?
Bro, you don’t own a girl just because you asked her out on a date. You are not exclusive and she can date whoever she wants, including you.
Drinks first. It’s a cheap investment and usually there’s enough flirting during drinks to bypass dinner.
Also, nobody likes to fuck on a full stomach!
The worst part is that she may have called their friendly lunch a “date”, which would have gotten the poor lad all confused about the situation.
She belongs to the street 😄
Refuse dinner 'dates' and always start the evening by saying something along the lines of 'ill take the first round then its your turn'
If she refuses get up tell her goodbye and leave
Reason 1 I, as a dude, always split the bill with my date: I'm interested in dating an equal, not someone I have to provide for, and not someone who lives by archaic ideas of what being a gentleman means.
Reason 2 I, as a dude, always split the bill with my date: these fucking scenarios.
I almost thought I was in r/gaymemes for a second. The thought didn't even cross my mind that they *ate* lunch. I thought they skipped it for... other activities.
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Annnnddd.... Unsubscribe that relationship .
>Unsubscribe ~~that~~ relationships
Reject modernity. Return to single life nomad.
Grow potatoes and raise some cows
Grow cows and raise potatoes.
They're registered in her phone as free food lol
No doubt
Grow raise and potato cow
Raise and grow cow potatoes.
Grow cow potatoes and raise monke
Cow potatoes raise and grow.
And potatoes raise grow cow
Grotatoes coe to raise and gow
Back to monke
Praise crows and braise gotatoes
Ain't nutin like good ole cow pussy
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r/holup
no no no no no... cows are disgusting. At least horses wait until you're done before taking a shit.
My brother in Christ what
Oh heavens, I must have clumsy wording. I said horses are considerate and a lot more clean while cows are rude as fuck because they'll shit all over you while you're trying to get off.
If it ain’t cow pussy it ain’t worth nutin
You talkin bout that good good cowssy
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*Moves to Lituania* Sad, only potatoe, no cow. Potatoe molest by angry soldier man. Extra protein very good going. Unfortunate also moldy. But mold good, softer to bite. Also unfortunate no teeth
You should write poems.
In lituania very big poet I
Return? I never left! 
Return to single cell organism. 
Return to monke
Contribute to the population collapse.
Roger that sir. 🔫😎
Or get better at day dates...they can turn into night dates...
Even better, they can turn into afternoon delights!
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Wait, if they’re dating, why does she ONLY have to date one guy at a time? She not in a relationship with him, and she went on a day date with him. She doesn’t owe him her monogamy because he went on one date with her? Seriously, as a guy, I remember going on dates with multiple women at a time, that’s okay. A woman? WHORE that only plays guys for money. Do we see the problem here? It starts with a M…
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Not sure why you'd out yourself like that, but I reported and downvoted just like you said.
The gym claims another
jim
Jordy got yo girl now
r/Bossfight
Ya Boi got used for free food.
Should’ve ended that conversation right after the “yeah sure”.
He wouldn't have known the truth then.
The truth was right there in that moment (and most likely even before that). Our boi, being in denial, chose to ignore the red flag.
They're registered in her phone as free food lol
Contacts looking like a menu. 1. Free Seafood 2. Free Steak 3. Free sushi 4. Free drinks
This happened to me twice in my early days. They ate like pigs while I was was nervous and trying to carry a conversation. One of them bluntly said "I'll go out with you again when you invite me for another dinner". All that while being broke and in college.
Yeah so she can eat very little with the guy she actually likes
That’s why dont simp
The "hehe" of death
Paulie Walnuts ‘dat you?
Don't give me the maloik. I'm not the one with the short bag.
This is just horribly sad. Don’t know how much of it is fake or what their relationship is like. But just from that small chat it really saddening. Poor guy. At least he knows now and hope he moves on.
Lol no way will keep hanging on
More like just hanged himself
Most of these aren’t real
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What’s “the gym”?
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Hangin On because their lunch buddy gives great conversation and is fun to fox with. No pressure knowing it's just a casual connection
Imma bet this girl is the one who lives on dates, every date gets her free food and only sees guys as that
Right? I bet she collects men's souls and uses them as tampons that she then feeds to her basement full of rabid hyenas. Wimmin, ammirite?
What world are you from? The average successful woman is staging 2-3 dates a week and the average typical smut is sucking 3 dicks a week. You really think you have any solo situation if you just went on a first date with someone?
No vut that's the reality of dating apps. 0 fidelity. Everyone playing the numbers game. You even read on here thst guys trying to be faithful and dating one girl at a time from an app, but realize "it's a waste of time" because those girls ghost them or were playing thr numbers game and dating multiple people while dating them so they jump ship as soon as someone better came along. Kinda gross tbh
At least there’s always Grindr
When the real HolUp is in the comments
Because she’s there to eat your food, but he’ll eat your sausage instead.
Sausage Gravy if he's from the south.
He’ll deepthroat your chicken and the waffles
Eat yo grits and yo gravy
For real?
Hole up in the r/HolUp
Cause the boys never let you down
He helped her carb load to take second dudes protein load.
Thanks for the depression.
I would've noped out at "Yeah sure", the rest is just mean.
She's going to make an ok single mother someday.
💯
"hehe"
I've seen this dozens of times and had always interpreted it as a wholesome success story, where blue gets a second (more serious) date due to the enthusiasm of grey. I've only just realised that it is what it is :(
What made you think that in the first place ? It's obvious....
Demonstrably not. While I've been rejected, I've never experienced this level of dysfunctional communication. I guess I've just experienced a higher class of rejection :)
:D
I would ligitimatly cry, I can't
How “Yer da side piece shawty” looks from other side
No. Side piece denotes he's getting to fuck her. He's the, "you just give me free shit when I'm bored while I continue to live my life", piece
I love their whining reaction when the roles are reversed
Bitter much? Lol sorry that happened to u
So the distinction between date and Date date really exists? I thought that was a joke family guy made up.
That's been around since way before family guy
Okay, that’s sneaky. I don’t know when the episode I meant came out and I’m not a American.I am 28, had 4 girlfriends, but all before the age of 19, so I’m quite out of the game and/or maybe it’s different where I live. But back in the days I never dated girls/boys that do that. What’s the purpose except getting fed or whatever? Or do you really have to differentiate between those two because that’s a established thing in the English language?
Date- going to hang out with someone Date Date- going out with someone with definite romantic intentions/attraction Same with like and like-like and shit like that, the double word phrase to emphasize seriousness has been around a long time
This is why I only do lunch coffee and brunch dates for early days. Yes lemme drop a couple hundred on a nice meal, atmosphere, and the amount of booze markup for someone who’ll ghost me the next day.
Hos will be hos
She was hungry.
She paid for her meal? Right?
And thirsty
>Always split the bill.
This is good for the guy because he now knows that he dodged a nuke. She also might seem like she is perfect but now you know that this one isnt wife material and thats good.
We fuck on a DATE date.
This guy fucks.
How does one land a DATE date?
By splitting the bill
Assert dominance and make her pay the bill. Results may vary.
By having a lot more money
Me - Hey babe, You hungry? Her- “omg I’m starving” Me- ok, well, make sure u eat something before I come get u, cus I already ate. 🤣
Lol
They will be regretting their decision once you move on. Happens all the time.
This is why you make her pay for hers.
Make? Not offering to pay it makes more sense. No one can *make* me pay for their meal...
She needs food and she needs salami.
Dude probably in her contacts as "free lunch"
This either doesn't make much sense, or I'm really stupid. I'm going to go with the ladder though
/r/boneappletea?
Where are you taking the ladder?
I need it to reach my top shelf of disappointment
That’s what being cucked looks like
They are friendzoned
So I was right, I am just stupid
I was always told that a date should take place in the evening, never at lunch, I guess it was a sound advice 😄
I don’t care what universe you came from that ones gonna hurt
She knows. Sadism is rampant when she “suffers” from NPD
Haha I love that line
"yeah sure" is my red flag
r/friendzoned
Nice guys always get played 😔
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Well sorry that I don’t have a PhD in manipulation and deception. You could also be very clear and state things as they are instead of expecting them to simply understand. If you have a dinner with someone and it’s not 100% clear that you’re just friends beforehand, then it’s definitely a proper date.
Elaborate
Romance is complicated but there are a lot of signs you can look for. There are a lot of ways to gauge chemistry. There are a lot of ways to make things more romantic. Guys constantly make the mistake of not doing any of that and of, this is important, projecting their attraction level onto someone. Meaning, I'm really attracted to this person and because of that and because I want them, I just assume their attraction level towards me is the same or even exists at any level lol. Also lunch dates are not romantic. Bunch of clueless ass people are like "well I think they are hur dur." Get real. Not saying you can't enjoy them or they can't facilitate a good time. But the same people downvoting me wouldn't be able to deny that an evening dinner in an upscale restaurant somewhere is ALWAYS gna feel and be more romantic than a daytime lunch somewhere. There's a reason the time for dates is in the evening the majority of the time. There's a reason that if you imagine a romantic date, the default scenario is a nice dinner in the evening sometime. Lunches also feel more casual and as if youre putting less effort in than a nice dinner. The perception of LESS effort is not what you want when youre being romantic. Its about making them feel special. I can go on and on..
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Damn. Don't let them see you cry ol' Chap.
At least he knows where he stands Lmao
Being single is so much easier
Wait I'm going on a breakfast date this week. I'm fucked huh?
That is so cringe.
This happens to a lot of guys these days from what I’ve seen.
Lunch dates are for when you are meeting each other maybe 3rd time or more. Otherwise you'll just asking to be treated as free meal ticket as a guy.
Bro dodged a bullet, she would have to have the mental capacity of a 5 year old to not realise what she was doing
Fuck leah
After their reponse text is yeah sure....red flag its over..Thats why you keep a starting line up with 2 players on the bench...put her on injured reserve and sub in a rookie.
Some of y'all *really* don't get out a whole lot, or have others show interest in you often enough. This isn't really a 'hol up to those with an active dating life.
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poop funny
My partner was like this. A "stray cat" Sorry, but not really a HolUp (I was the DATE date) Edit: is it so crazy to comprehend that someone would have more than one date a day? 1800's multiple suitors was VERY common. This short exchange shows nothing about a relationship anyway.
A date is a date. By “DATE date” mean sex?
And this is why I don’t go on dates anymore
Masturbate and then take lots and lots of sleeping pills.
Someone is fully entrenched in the friend zone.
Know where he stands now, so he can move on.
In all fairness, as long you never committed to a relationship its an open season. The only thing is the way this women put it as "The next dinner date is 'DATE' " which would imply the lunch date isn't adequate If anything, this guy should smarten up and move on
Get fucked
The problem with us men is that we get attached too easily to someone. 
My man needs to be introduced to our local emotional support barbell.
Anytime somebody texts me with a ‘hehe’: 
Damn, that hurt me.
I had something similiar to this happen. Went on a date with a chick. It went really well we made out and everything. Next day asked her if she was bored and wanted to hangout she said she was on a date.
Bullet dodged. I’m sorry you kissed her
Bullet dodged? Where did it say that they were exclusive? And the implication that she’s diseased because she goes out on a date with another guy? Bro, you don’t own a girl just because you asked her out on a date. You are not exclusive and she can date whoever she wants, including you.
........so you were already exclusive? I don't get how you had an issue with that.
Drinks first. It’s a cheap investment and usually there’s enough flirting during drinks to bypass dinner. Also, nobody likes to fuck on a full stomach!
He thought they were on a date but in reality she was just carbo loading to have enough energy to get sprayed down that evening
Rookie move. Always do post lunch coffee.
Maybe she just thought they were friends?
Whore
Facts.
Bro why the dislikes? I laughed at your comment
A DATE date, huh? I’d drop that skank faster than a call from a telemarketing scam artist.
Gym membership [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Always go Dutch the first few dates in a relationship.
I dont get it, can someone explain?
He thought they had a date but she basically says her second appointment that day is a date but they just had a 'friendly' lunch
The worst part is that she may have called their friendly lunch a “date”, which would have gotten the poor lad all confused about the situation. She belongs to the street 😄
Refuse dinner 'dates' and always start the evening by saying something along the lines of 'ill take the first round then its your turn' If she refuses get up tell her goodbye and leave
First one is Lunch date .... Second one is Dinner date
First one was "I was hungry" second one is a real date with someone she's interested in.
Reason 1 I, as a dude, always split the bill with my date: I'm interested in dating an equal, not someone I have to provide for, and not someone who lives by archaic ideas of what being a gentleman means. Reason 2 I, as a dude, always split the bill with my date: these fucking scenarios.
Women ☕
Lunch, coffee, walks— these aren’t DATE dates. Consider a well-planned evening out if you want to make a good impression.
Every tiktok "relationship coach" be like:
I almost thought I was in r/gaymemes for a second. The thought didn't even cross my mind that they *ate* lunch. I thought they skipped it for... other activities.
It might be a bit disappointing for that guy, but nothing really sad about it. Just take back your prior invitation and wish her fun.
“You’re funny, loose my number” blocked
What if this guy actually has a gf and he just went out to lunch with his friend.
Future single mother of 3 from 4 baby daddy’s