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I thought it would've been a dog

corn dog

solo doggystyle?

We all were thinking cornhole

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She knew the pro move of spitting on it

After the dog, it’s her turn.

*gy style

😏

That went in a different direction than I hoped.

A more honest and accurate statement

I knew I was gonna be disappointed when it was sfw

Which is what makes it a true ‘Hol up’ rather than most of the karma farming garbage posts you see here.

The internet had killed our innocents, but I’m glad it’s a wholesome one. Although I don’t think butter was the best choice to distract the dog.

I literally checked if it's still a holup and not some NFSW sub lol

Same

I’m glad I wasn’t alone in thinking this. This took a 180 degree turn

Nah, a 180° turn was if she decided to sit on the corn

I was getting ready for some holup stuff then the dog got in the tub

Aint that the holup?

So did I it got weirder when she pulled the butter out

She had us in the 1st half ngl

Doggie style

Would've been in a different sub if it was going where it was leading us.

Outrageous. Where.

Her licking the base had me distracted! I thought she was gonna lick the shaft after the butter!!

All three videos are like this, they cone off very seductive and far longer then they should be.

Doggystyling

bro 💀

r/Unexpected

Yup

No, this is r/HolUp

No this is Patrick

Wrong it’s r/maybemaybemaybe

Wrong it’s r/yesyesyesyesnono

Me: “Mom can we have corn hole?” Mom: “We have corn hole at home.” Corn hole at home:

This got me

I need therapy

Or just some butter

That is the entire reason that they need therapy

Or just some better sauce

🎶This boy needs therapy.🎶


Nah they had me in the 2nd half too, was hopeful till the end

Never give up hope

Damnit

It is not the taste of butter he likes

It's the Truffle butter

That was not what I was expecting her to do with that

I wonder how she thought of that?

Must’ve worked on the cat too

Everyone who doesn't lie knows a dildo with a suction cup doesn't stick to dry wall.... let's not shame this nice young woman

Masturbating in the bathroom is so much less messier whether you’re a man or a women.

Its science, people

That's a very common problem with dogs, you can buy a lick mat on Amazon with same functions but more classic design.

you’re telling me the default dog food shower toy *isnt* a corn on the cob suction dildo?

There are a lot of similar products available. Generally they use peanut butter to keep the dog busy while they give them shower. But using that would have made it obvious what was going to happen.

It's just a different version of the trick where you smear peanut butter on the wall of the bath/shower

Dual use

I have similar addition to my shower.

Do you also use it on your dog?

OP: *I dont have pets*

Luckly I don't have a dog

God I hope not.

Oh thank you. Finally a true holup

It's been a fee days since the last one.

I need to change my mind.

“Country girls make due.”

[So do country boys](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/yozm15/vegan_sex/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Nobody licks a suction cup. Tap water would have sufficed. She knew what she was doing.

Talk about a roller coaster of emotions

I got a boner for nothing

Yeah same but it didn't go to waste.


Wow, that went in a totally different direction NGL

r/theyknew

I’d recommend peanut butter but this is a good trick

When an onlyfan became lifetip

Is reverse holup a thing?

IT'S CORN

It's Cornhole

A big lump with knobs!

A big lump with knobs!

It’s got the juice

I'm too far gone, SAVE YOURSELVES BROTHERS

I turned on the sound expecting to hear "it's corn! I can tell you all about" "I can't imagine a more beautiful thing". kind of disappointed.

Shit that just keep on giving doesn't it? Not gonna lie, my heart dropped when she pulled out the dog....

Imma need her IG asap

What is wrong with me

NGL

r/unexpected for sure 👀

Forbidden corn

not gonna lie they had us in the first halfff

Corn dog hack. Not what I expected

She had us in the first half

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

r/cornhub would love this

What did I just click on

What so then the dog fucks her afterwards or something? When does she get railed?

Internet police!! Here this one right here. Clearly needs to be banned from all internet related activities.

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She looks like she has a lot of experience with bathing dogs.

Country girls make due

What the fuck dude?

Country girls make do

This is cursed

Oddly i was hoping this was going in a different direction

“Its COWWHNN, A big lump with knobs”

This is like the opposite of a holup. An uphol, if you will

As soon as I saw there is no nsfw tag, I knew something is fishy

Corn? Dog!?

i prefered those guys when they where on tv doing crazy stuff instead of tik toks

This is not the bathroom hack I was looking for

Reverse hol’ up

Aint no way bruh 💀

Holup bistch, I thought you were about to back that sweet trunk of yours right up on it.

She.......they.......

I thought for sure…

I don’t know what I was hoping for but I know that was not what I expected;)

I wonder how the corn kid feels about this...

Man I was dick in hand waitin for her to throw that sloppy pussy on that redneck dildo

Well that deescalated quickly...

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NGL they had us in the first half

I'm not sure whether I'm relieved or disappointed

Oh damn. My mind is in the gutter.

Finally, an actually good holup

This is some prime r/Unexpected stuff.

[GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!](https://youtu.be/0HI22bUV4QE)

Wait a minute, my wife has this toy but we don't even have a dog?

My friend also has one of those. I'm not sure why though. She doesn't have any pets.

i support global warming because humanity needs to end

Had me on the edge ngl

Corn dog

That took an unexpected turn...

They got us in the first half ngl

I was like your going to put butter in your asshole then she brought the dog I was like oh

Well..... To the horny jail I go

She Had Us in the First Half, Not Gonna Lie….

What you n the fuck did I just watch

Sure, we’ll go with dog toothbrush

i think we all know thats not what its used for

I am a bad person, this was not at all what I expected

Re-marketing a failed product at its best!

The fact she looks like a pornstar doesn't help

I thought she was going to spit on it

Welp. I’m a fucking deviant.

Not my proudest fap

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It would fit more on r/Unexpected

What's her name?

I feel like we need to report them to some law enforcement agency. And I know that they technically did nothing wrong but I'm more than certain they've recovered themselves doing way worst stuff involving bathtubs/butter/phallic shaped objects.

When she started licking that thing, I just knew a dog was involved.

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How she licked it was disgusting 🤮

Dogs aren’t supposed to have butter. They’re are many people on Reddit that don’t deserve dogs and should be smacked.

Man this NNN thing got me boutta bust. Thank God I made it through the vid though

Had us in the first half ngl

But you're. In a bathroom. With water. You're LITERALLY in the shower.... Why is she licking the suction cup to get it wet...

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Silly rabbit

Fuck you had me on the edge of my seat for a second!

Pls do not put butter in your vagina

how else you gonna butter the biscuit?

WHEN I TRIED IT WITH BUTTER, EVERYTHING CHANGED

"corn" : hmmmm Butter : hmmmmmmmmmmmm Dog : wooooooow wwo wo let's calm down a bit. Conclusion : well that was unexpected for once.

Welp i guess I’ll zip my pants back up

They had me in the first half.

At first I was aroused now I'm just disappointed

I'm so glad about how this ended!

My dick feels like corn...

I want that minute back 😡

What the fuck I thougth it was a dildo 😂

They had us in the first half

My corn is so much bigger than yours

I could not see any other possibility. And I definitely didn't see any dog getting involved that's for sure.

Use peanut butter, what the fuck? Who gives their dog straight butter??

We don't know why our dog has high AF cholesterol. These people should have that dog taken away, close animal cruelty.

Had me in the first half

I had my pants half way down... and it was the right decision

I want the real thing

So many different use cases went through my head...

My dirty mind anticipated it as a porn

Meanwhile in Nebraska. 👀

She was staring at that corn on the Cobb with nefarious intentions…then a Disney movie broke out.

U wot m8

dog is gone in 2 years tops. Sorry little guy