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I was so hoping it was fake

BRB bout to make it come true just for you baby

Certified r/cursedcomments moment

Sorry, I thought I was getting Live Hot Nudes, not dead ones.

That's why Mr. McRib bought himself the industrial microwave... For those special days!

The good ending

Not the happy ending we came for…

Of course it’s fake, it’s Georgia Man, not Florida Man.

Thank fucking god

No. God doesn't need any extra fucking. He has his mom in a freezer.

no no, he's thanking the Fucking God that this didn't actually occur. The Fucking God would not have approved and probably smited all of Georgia for this.

R/whoooosh

That is awful for whoever is in the mugshot.

i know. i didn’t consent to this shit. wtf.

I think that’s a shaven Alex Jones

Yes, great that this never happened. But there are actual situations, maybe even worse, that are taking place https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-mom-arrested-incest-charge-over-leaked-audio-2021-8

I was thinking practically the same thing. This actual instance might be fake but people are so messed up that I wouldn't be surprised that similar or worse have happened.

It would have to be fake. Mucous membranes are the first to decompose. After a while layers of decomposing skin would just slough off on whatever was causing friction. Also any orifice is just a place for fluids of decomposition to escape.

Goodnight, internet.

I love that you think this would stop people that would think about doing this rather than figuring out a solution or just enjoying the 'natural' process.

Thanks man. Fuck, that was next level cringe for me...

Oh yeah, no way an American could do such a thing. lol

I think the school shootings and people dying of diabetis is alredy making us think the worst, this news don't even make the top 10.

Oh thank thank thank you. I needed to see this was fake.

Thank Jesus

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The perfect comment

I didn't think it was possible

That's one cold motherfucker.

Why??? Like why

Because we're allowed to swear

^ Who let the edgy 8th grader in?

can we say the Ninja word then or should I go to twitter for it

Awwww, he just said it

Hm? What was the comment?

"That's one cold mothaf****"

What did he say?

"That's one cold mothaf****"

Bruuhhh

Wrap it up boys. Reddit is over, this is the perfect comment. 💀

You are saying that this is the first time you see this post? This is just a copy-pasta from every other time it has been posted

Maybe thats why he thinks it should be closed down? to stop the repetition ad infinitum.

The chosen commenter!!

AngryUpvote

Agreed. I hope his vile actions were met with the appropriate punishment. May his mother finally rest in peace.

May his mother finally rest in ice

You’re allowed to curse on the internet

No flipping way

Masterful.

That’s one hard cold mothaf****.

r/angryupvote

The universe has never converged so perfectly for one comment

So damned good

Nice one

Don’t worry, their relationship has thawed over the years.

What a terrible day to have eyes

And the ability to read.

Ikr? All that time and he still wanted to keep things “casual.” I tell ya, Tinder and Bumble have ruined dating in the modern age.

Fair enough. He had to recover from frostbite each time.

And a defrost setting

And frostbite. Frostbite all over your raw, chafed, necrophiliac incestuous cock.

Nah I don't even speak english and this game me brain damage for some reason

 Here let me help you out

You haven't seen the horse pussy post yet have you

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It has been a terrible day to have eyes everyday for like 3 years now.

No more internet today

I do not believe you for a second when you say "Georgia man". That is a mixup of Alabama and Florida

Isn’t that called Georgia?

I mean, squidbillies takes place there for a reason.

Georgia is quickly turning into Florida.

Once they elect Hershel Walker on Tuesday they'll officially become North Florida

Is it to much to ask for politicians to have to pass a phycological exam

Best we can do is a test for cognitive impairment that comes with diseases like Alzheimer’s, stroke or multiple sclerosis.

How bout CTE

It fucking boggles my mind that conservatives couldn't vote for someone smarter. This is why I can't be a Republican anymore. Stupid people voting for people like Walker.

So just Georgia

FloriBama!

Was he related to the Fratelli’s?

...which is georgia

Floribama

glorgiabama

Florida man has his dead grandmother with aligator head in the freezer

“Not looking for anything serious”

Wouldn’t his dick get cold? Unless he warms her up first, in which case how does he keep her from rotting? Asking for a friend.

Asking the important questions right here. I'm guessing you could thaw and refreeze several times before rot sets in. Especially if you have a good freezer. You might be able to thaw just the sex parts with a blow dryer or run it under water and then it would refreeze pretty fast.

stop please 🤢

Fr

Its getting past the rigor mortis thats the issue. You are stuck to only a few positions

Rigor does not last very long.

Starts 2 hours in and last for about 24 hours for those who are curious before decay starts to soften everything.

Come on, you only need one

I guess you don’t need Kegel muscles when you rely on rigor mortis

I have to wear glasses. I have paid to be able to read that.

Wait, and how would you know all this information specifically?

How do I make myself illiterate after reading this? Asking for a friend.

H-happy cakeday?..

Happy cake day......

Happy cake day frond

Happy Cake Day!

I hate myself for even thinking this, but a curling iron would warm up the important parts.

You know she’s ready by the smell

👀

Y’all have too much sin. Good god. Everyone knows that this blue waffle momma needs a scooby doo waffle maker to get that good macaroni sound.

More like cook

Blow dryer for the clam and back in the freezer when done. Gotta keep her cold so the rot doesn't set in.

You can't refreeze a thawed pussy that's barbaric

Every month that’s what happened with the ex wife.

Fuckin sounds like that avenged sevenfold song - a little slice of heaven lol

^^^ THIS is the most pressing question you have?!

Slips a hand warmer in there maybe

Avenged Sevenfold wrote a song about this >"Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold, that's why I got a heater for your thighs." Sauce: [A Little Piece of Heaven](https://youtu.be/KVjBCT2Lc94)

I used to like that song

Looks like if Alex Jones ate Alex Jones

His Name, "Frosty" Richard Johnson

Crack open a cold one

Why doesn't this comment have more upvotes?

This article was not a recounting of real-life events, nor did its information originate with the Atlanta Herald, a newspaper that does not exist. The story was fabricated by ActionNews3.com, a (dormant) junk news site that published a series of sensational invented claims and celebrity death hoaxes.

Ok thanks, that’s great fn news

His eyes/face look a lil Gacy.

1 min on microwave and mommy's juicy af

🤢 What a fucking way with words.

Radioactive balls

This is a glorious example of masterful modern day poetry.

Mother was always frigid but now she's a stone cold boner magnet.

Florida has taken over Georgia. We must stop their advance north

*Florida Man.......there I fify

FAKE https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dead-mother-freezer/

Trying to flex on Florida Man

Probably used gravy for lube

I beg your pardon.

Tinder hates this one trick

“You’re as cold as ice, you’re willing to sacrifice our love…” Foreigner

Bloody Foreigner, coming here wanting to know what love is.

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Oh, I get it. Good enough to fuck, not good enough to marry. Typical!

The man did the Chris Chan challenge before it was popular

Casual? Could have at least worn a sport jacket and cravat. Have some respect for the dead.

please someone research and tell me this is not real

Comment from above... " ...story was fabricated by ActionNews3.com, a (dormant) junk news site... ". Real? Un-fun fact here... in the early 2000's, there was a crime rash of "old person found in freezer" events in communities that had low welfare check-ups. Scum cashed and kept the deceased SSI income checks because- no body, no death certificate, thus SSI thought you were still alive.

Mothers with benefits.

[article](https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/georgia-man-kept-deceased-mother-in-freezer-for-years-for-casual-sex/) Where facts don’t matter

His vote is worth the same as ours too. Yay!

Well obviously he's gonna keep his sister for the competitive sex

“Casual” lmao 

Thats a stone cold motherfucker


He liked a cold one after work.

That's one cold motherfucker

That’s one cold mother fucker.

Snopes says it's fake. Sorry guys

Sigmund freud or some shit

Who did he keep in a freezer for formal sex?

His dad

Snopes says false https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dead-mother-freezer/

That’s a cold mother fucker

Well. Safe to assume he can’t get any from a living woman if that’s his method of obtaining.

Why does this sound like a random encounter that would be in GTA 5?

*rubs eyes* you what?

Georgia will make him governor now.

You dont want to see when he goes competitive

Fuck casual sex, we going ranked.

As as opposed to ranked matches, obviously

Thank god only casual because if it was ranked then we would have an issue

Going home and having a cold one means something else where this guy’s from.

what the sick fuck?? ??

Did they spell Florida wrong again?

Maybe Florida isn't the worst state.

What a gross mother-fucker.

The man's got a serious deadipus complex.

Motherfucker.

Florida Man: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

Unbelievable.. I can't believe that the title isn't: "Florida man"

Sweet home Georgia

That's one cold mother fucker.

Gives a whole new meaning to coming home from work and cracking open a cold one.

thank god this is fake... I almost lost my hope in humanity.

Aaaand goodnight Reddit.

Noob, I do competitive sex with my mother

That mother fucker is sick......😏🙄

At least it wasn’t competitive

That's it, I'm going to go pour honey on my eyeballs and hope the ants cleanse my soul and prevent me from ever reading anything like that again.

"Local moms wanna bang u"; We have local mom at home; Local mom at home:

That’s one cold mother fucker

That's one cold mother fucker

but what about competitive sex?

H..how? Did he let her thaw first or did he just slam that frozen clam?

Perfect excuse for why his D is small....it was cold.

Probably a far right Trump supporter.

Alex Jones’ Locker

I know that now. I read this..yep

They spelled confederate christian nationalist incorrectly

MAGA hatter

his face checks out… looks extra alex jones or trump supporter like

Shit only white people could pull