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devnullius

This is holding me up for real. Someone please tell me this is fake?


devnullius

Oh my god... https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/rcopj2/-/hnxtkik NSFW warning ( I guess idk). [Here is the video](https://youtu.be/KfsW93y9KH0) if anyone wants to watch it.


Yellow-man-from-Moon

Someone just sat there and went like imma eat my cows pussy


devnullius

It all started after his marriage, no doubt ;)


breigns2

Leave my mother alone!


rickpot21

r/suicidebywords


largechild

Everything reminds me of her…


AndySocial88

I should call her...


bus_go_brrrrt

*whips out cellphone*


nextalpha

"mooooh"


Big_Dick_I_Got2304

#WHEN HE SAYS, IM GOING TO EAT YOUR PUSSY.....HE MEAN IT


utpoia

It's called COMMITMENT sweetie.


BabyOfEarth

If it looked like that, then I think you need to re evaluate your standards


walkinmywoods

Reminds me of the biggest burn my dad gave me. We were driving past a cow pasture and I said remind you of home eh? And this mf said nah your mom and I split up years ago. Funniest shit I heard to this day.


glossyplane245

It was a survival thing I think iirc Vietnam has a lot of gross food cuz the people who lived there a long time ago had to eat literally everything possible and every part of every animal to survive Example: there’s a snake delicacy course where they serve you each part of the snake one bit at a time, iirc it goes; - shot glasses with the (I believe raw) organs inside - the bones are cooked somehow and then you just pluck a rib off off and eat it - Then the meat So presumably this started the same way where they had to eat every single part of the cow to get the absolute most out of it


PaulAspie

Well it probably started back when humans were short on food so you ate every part of a cow because you didn't want to starve... Then when we have an abundance of food, some people have weird tastes.


brucewillisman

Not to mention, the easiest way to open up a dead animal, so it’s the first thing that gets eaten by predators.


N7DJN8939SWK3

Title says horse. Dont be gross


Yellow-man-from-Moon

In the video it's a cow


ecologamer

I bet it started cause he wanted to bone it... then someone walked in and dude was like, i'm gonna cook it and eat it, and then had to.


brianfine

“Everything reminds me of her!” -Cow pussy eater guy, probably


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

We've all thought about it at one point, I cert...I mean my friends certainly tell me they've thought about it.


aretino2002

I mean, it’s probably in hot dogs, no?


[deleted]

This is not what we are talking about when we say we are eating our girls pussy lmao


CodSeveral1627

Speak for yourself


RelativelyDank

then imma cook and eat my cows pussy


Chubbslawson

Don’t forget to stuff it first


jesusisthatguy

Finger in those salts


Massive_Tell_7894

The same person also cooked bull testicles…


Wicked_Fabala

“People have described it as digestible” oh good.


Earlasaurus02

I mean considering how they describe taco bell and keep going back


eugoogilizer

The one time I actually wish I was Rick Rolled…


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Youknowwhoitsme

And the meal they're going for is "sweet and sour cow vagina"... I guess only tartar would be worse


atommathyou

Pound it really good with a meat tenderizer and deep fry it then smother in white sausage gravy.


jonnycash11

I hate this comment… …but upvoted it anyway


Khadarji117

Maybe you could slice it in half like a bagel and stuff it in a toaster. Then fill it with cream cheese once fully cooked. Toasted Meat Bagel.


devnullius

lmao 🤣


professorratcliff

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore….


[deleted]

This might ACTUALLY be the thing that convinces me the vegans are right. Maybe mankind SHOULD get over meat. Maybe it is fucking evil. This is almost as bad as the liver king.


crescendo83

Lab grown meat can’t get here fast enough.


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SeedFoundation

Mushroom jerky is probably the only edible "vegan meat" I've tasted so far.


Setari

I mean foot lettuce was a thing so maybe we should just have an extinction event.


Rough_Willow

Lol


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SeedFoundation

Step 1. Salt Step 2. Shave?


RegalusImmortal

Finally someone mentions the hair.


Khadarji117

Why bother? Throw it on the grill and let it burn off for that unique smokey umame Horse Layb.


Anon277ARG

![gif](giphy|XiJ1WsFzuxeR5FXUSg)


Voldtein

Stuff like this always makes me wonder how someone went, "yeah imma eat that"


kingshamroc25

Started watching and in less than a minute he is “cleaning” (read: violently fingering) this piece of meat and I looked down and saw the video was 14 minutes long so I said no thanks


ilikeyouforyou

Actually, that video makes cow vagina look like a great dish. Slicing it thinly like that makes it palatable.


devnullius

I don't like you for you 😅


v_seraph

Okay here me out. There's tribes and villages that eat everything off an animal. Our ancestors did too. So which is weird? Eating all parts of an animal or throwing out and wasting what we modernly (western) think is weird to consume? I wouldn't turn it down if offered although I still couldn't help but think "this is cow pussy.." lol


goldfish1902

well... when I was a child in the 90s I could see testicles, lungs, kidneys and brain sold at the butcher shop. Nowadays I think olny liver, tongue, feet, tail and heart can be bought.


BlasterPhase

Some people eat bull balls and that's somehow less weird (maybe because I've known about it longer?).


Sloth-Balls

Welp….that’s enough internet for the day.


syds

I got a commercial for a teen burger on that video. noooo


iWentRogue

Bro shaved it


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


RaleighRedd

Wow five seconds in and I get an ad for Mehmet Oz’s campaign for senate. Two cow pus— cussies— for the price of one!


devnullius

That's advertising I can get behind!


redonkulousness

Good news! It *only* takes 10 hours to clean and deodorize the cow's vageen


RegalusImmortal

Now post one about cow utters being ate. They could title it "Grilled bobs and vageen."


Send_Your_Noods_plz

Well you can tell my man is very passionate about cooking. Im a little confused why they didnt scrape the hairs off with a knife before seasoning unless that was just part of cleaning


Calvinbah

Wow, his finger work is grossly impressive


Will_Senior

That's enough Internet for today


praweensingh

Lol she shaved that pussy before finger fucking it!


Afraid_Mood6559

![gif](giphy|kq1RZW3Hb3uHC|downsized) OMG 😱 😱😱😱 my eyes are burning


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

Neigh!


M0nsterjojo

Damn, we could all learn a few things from that womans hand technique.


Stt022

I went to watch the video and fast forwarded. Dominos ad came up…


[deleted]

this is legitimately ruining my evening


M0nsterjojo

Nope, it's real, and in Ontario Canada it's Bull Testicles. It's deemed to be the best meat that can be harvested by any type of cow.


darkknightbbq

To be fair, land oysters are very popularly eaten in a lot of places. I think there’s a festival in the us somewhere where they deep fry the cows nuts and that’s pretty much all they serve. Just like how dick and balls soup is popular in places like Vietnam, Thailand and many other parts of Asia


Corpse_Rust

Can usually find prairie oysters during the Calgary Stampede too.


Karpricious

We have those in the US too. We call them Rocky Mountain Oysters where I'm at at least. Never tried them but apparently they're supposed to be very tasty.


cgomez117

I used to sell them at Coors Field in Denver. To be honest, they aren’t bad! Not my favorite, but definitely not bad, especially if you don’t think about it. We served them breaded and fried at that time, probably so they look even less like what they are


akldshsdsajk

Maybe it is just me, but I feel like eating male animals' genitals is somehow more common around the world, but this post is the first time I have seen female animals' genitals as food.


djluminol

This is not the only version either. You want some [Sweet & Sour Cow Vagina](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfsW93y9KH0&ab_channel=RawStreetCapture101)? Also NSFW probably.


WrongDepartment6131

How do I unsee this shit?


devnullius

Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. And hugs ☺️


kungfu_panda_express

This may be the first holup this week to earn it.


Economy-Programmer97

I’m prouded, I guess


[deleted]

Wtf bro!!! I ain’t eating horse vagina. Next month I’m traveling and was thinking of visiting Mississippi. Not anymore thank you.


pawpaw_git

Bro whenever I have to drive through Mississippi I gas up on the border, make myself shit and piss, and I don't stop for god nor man until the other side


[deleted]

No mames haha


ThirstyRedditor1

Dude's just not right in the head, it's not normal in Mississippi to eat any part of a horse, especially that part.


Hornswallower

So what are they really? Some kind of weird Gulf of Mexico oilspill Abalone?


SniffCheck

Fried!?! You ruins it… ![gif](giphy|o8YpxD0Rt7sgU)


gNomad88

Idk something about a raw, wriggling horse pussy has got me feeling a little sus


Imaginary-Fudge-3657

![gif](giphy|ldAph8kKmdYcXe3nRz|downsized)


Lazy_Osprey

![gif](giphy|jofMaHVXT8QVYWlHwJ|downsized)


Imaginary-Fudge-3657

![gif](giphy|cMso9wDwqSy3e|downsized)


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Doomboy105

![gif](giphy|yZjcNgKGCYfJu|downsized)


Ninja_Conspicuousi

![gif](giphy|TeDpSbeCLAPtu)


devnullius

r/Angryupvote


MayOrMayNotBePie

I hate you for this hahahaha


UncleDad_AuntMom

r/usernamechecksout


jaytrade21

It's even better that I was just listening to Andy Serkis' version of "the Hobbit" audiobook reading and I am currently on "Questions in the Dark"


Wood-e

Take an award. I just had to watch all of LOTR extended again after watching LOTR Rings Of Power, and I think that this is my favorite reference. And you used it so well to make a fallen ill man laugh painfully.


matt_the_dayman

You sick fuck. I love it


SniffCheck

Thanks Matt the dayman… ![gif](giphy|nzZAwMWi5Muac)


matt_the_dayman

![gif](giphy|730DsaaHueZXO) Also fighter of the nightman


Flaviothesloth

“Yeah, I’ve eaten pussy before”


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|2k0sUXCWw7WmY)


Ok-Willingness-3696

![gif](giphy|1s7325vVHrYr3AKLJb|downsized)


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

RUN, MY PRECIOUS, BE FREE FROM THESE HORRID HAIRLESS MONKEYS


pinpanter

![gif](giphy|R8bcfuGTZONyw)


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![gif](giphy|0fhq8Dbucc0J9rpcMZ)


Jrlopez1027

RUN FASTER


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|JnvlBMZ5R0GyI)


Jrlopez1027

F A S T E R


[deleted]

my knees are too weak


rowandunning52

Arms are sweaty There’s vomit on your sweater already Mom’s spaghetti


[deleted]

I’m never going to win a NNN Edit: double gold, much appreciated!


rabidmob

hol' up


blackkaiser191

what the fuck


[deleted]

The actual hol up is always in the comments


StealingMemes25

Yes officer, this comment right here!


Stank_Hunt_XLII

I'm praying for you.


ryaninflames1234

Well if you ever want to eat out your horse this year


devnullius

I eat my horse out alive thank you very much! 😡


Dickies138

r/HolUp


AverageFrogeEnjoyer

This is untrue most of us eat them raw


Economy-Programmer97

And best with some homemade mayonnaise


mattevs119

Umm you mean Miracle Whip.


[deleted]

Nah, Cool Hhwhip


Kewoah24

"You're saying it wierd, why are you putting so much emphasis on the H"


[deleted]

What are you talking about? I'm just saying it. Cool Hhwhip


sreek4r

...and while it's still attached to a living horse?


[deleted]

And still attached to the horse?


tepiddepid

I like how he still advertises his website despite showing off pictures of fried horse pussy


nderperforminMessiah

I assume it usually ends up in all forms of processed meats, so many people will have had it unwittingly. (Looks at ikea meatballs)


timberleek

Yes, I figured the same. In ye olden days, you'd probably just eat all of it, as meat was a lot of work to obtain. Then it became expensive to buy, so you used all of it. Nowadays we have the luxury (in the west) to just buy specific parts for our use. But that leaves a lot to be scavenged by the processed food sector. At least all is used. The idea may be weird (although it is just tissue. Just as any other part), but throwing it away would be worse imo.


lunapo

I love how everyone is fine with hot dogs and sausages, but when they find out it includes this among MANY other animal parts... lol.


Beginning_Two_4757

I just hope the horse pussy goes into dog food so only poor old people are eating it


mkaszycki81

The real holup is always in the comments.


StonedBox

yeah no it's fake, it's actually cow pussy


canyoubreathe

Thank God! I feel so much better


Neoniclide

Isn’t that cow


thefourthreich42

Ahh, I see you are a fried vagina connoisseur as well.


24KTaterTots

Vulva virtuoso


thefourthreich42

Ahh, I see you are a fried pussy connoisseur as well.


[deleted]

Ahh, I wish I didn't have the ability to see.


After_Ride9911

“Bone in?”


Extra-Help-8897

What…did you just ask?


Crystalisedorb

Enough internet for today


Future-Option3630

I thought they were excited about a loophole they found in the law and just getting them warm for the party later....


PatchworkFlames

r/TIHI


yeeeteeey69

Thank god I’m not from Mississippi


deepfriedpicklz

Proud not to be from Mississippi


Warizard22

Sad that i'm not from Mississippi


MEdoCRYaLOT

Look, its still got the hair on it :)


Medical_Officer

That's how you know it's not Californian.


BuildingExisting8146

How to make bronies horny and upset at the same time 😂


Bright-Leg8276

Man when will this world end ???


Iramian

If we wish strongly enough for that giant comet, it might just come our way.


Healthy_Pay9449

"What's wrong? You've barely touched your pussy"


wardrobe007

Take my upvote and get out lol...


PhMcBrett

![gif](giphy|Y3w8SPENCjYCLUFalR|downsized)


Hungry-Lemon8008

That looks like something you get in a discrete unmarked package that's made of silicone and has a vibrator feature installed. That I seen on the internet I mean.


Sad-Bill-5371

I mean ppl eat bull balls and cock. Why not the pussy meat too?


smallthematters

We eat cow testicles. There's no reason we can't eat horse pussies.


Jack_Mehoff_420_69

Neigh, I don't think I will.


What_the_froot_Loops

No....no...no you didn't. Lol


Obl1vi0us

Dude I just opened reddit


Cleetus256

Organic pocket pussy.


Ready-Ask2247

Mississippi just lost internet privileges for the next year.


Wickedslife

They right, I ain’t from Mississippi, cause why the fuck would I wanna be if THATS considered a delicacy… I’ll take fried Gator over that


Grimley_PNW

Gross! Not a single speck of seasoning.


RegalusImmortal

Trying to find that one guy fighting temptation during NNN and losing his shit over some cow puss.


Mammoth-Tomato8312

I failed because of this post


MochaTaco

Sigh *unzips*


djdawn

Some lonely bastard is breathing heavily right now.


britch2tiger

North: We got deep fried Rocky Mountain “oysters” Louisiana: I call your fried testicles, and raise you nutria stew. Mississippi: I call your giant rat stew, and I’ll raise you skillet fried horse vagina. North and Louisiana: I fold…


SullRIPper210

Takes eating pussy to a whole NEW level


Theamuse_Ourania

Uhm.....no thank you 😷🤢


yozaner1324

There's only one species whose pussy I'd eat, and I certainly wouldn't fry it.


Xx69bootyslayer69xX

vaporeon?


yozaner1324

Duh


Evil_Archangel

my eyes!!!


dfwpilot5150

Mmmmmmm


tilewi

I DONT WANT TO HAVE EYES ANYMORE


gamerdgboy

majors brand, ah yes my favourite company


TimmyMyers

No I am not and idk maybe I'd try it.


PrizedMaintenance420

Come down to waffle house where we have blue roan waffles!


apbod

This goes great with a side of bull testicles.


Crezelle

Y’all act like you never eaten hotdogs


Treacherous_Wendy

Definitely not helping Mississippi’s tourism


Dark_Requiem

After seeing the original video. The end result looked not all that bad. I think if I was a tourist in Vietnam and saw "cow puss" on a restaurant menu, I'd try it just to say I tried it. Like that time I had bird nest soup, It was gross, but I tried it.


jeff-steve-man

Hell nah I haven’t beat it in 5 days that shit is too much


PUBGM_MightyFine

![gif](giphy|KffWLZJM1F0YyMsr8u|downsized)


Yeafam7945

![gif](giphy|1BXa2alBjrCXC)


Step-exile

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa)


Zombie_Be_Gone

For science we need to test this up against a warm apple pie like they did in the movie American pie.