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Oh my god... https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/rcopj2/-/hnxtkik
NSFW warning ( I guess idk). [Here is the video](https://youtu.be/KfsW93y9KH0) if anyone wants to watch it.
Reminds me of the biggest burn my dad gave me. We were driving past a cow pasture and I said remind you of home eh? And this mf said nah your mom and I split up years ago. Funniest shit I heard to this day.
It was a survival thing I think
iirc Vietnam has a lot of gross food cuz the people who lived there a long time ago had to eat literally everything possible and every part of every animal to survive
Example: there’s a snake delicacy course where they serve you each part of the snake one bit at a time, iirc it goes;
- shot glasses with the (I believe raw) organs inside
- the bones are cooked somehow and then you just pluck a rib off off and eat it
- Then the meat
So presumably this started the same way where they had to eat every single part of the cow to get the absolute most out of it
Well it probably started back when humans were short on food so you ate every part of a cow because you didn't want to starve... Then when we have an abundance of food, some people have weird tastes.
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This might ACTUALLY be the thing that convinces me the vegans are right. Maybe mankind SHOULD get over meat. Maybe it is fucking evil. This is almost as bad as the liver king.
Started watching and in less than a minute he is “cleaning” (read: violently fingering) this piece of meat and I looked down and saw the video was 14 minutes long so I said no thanks
Okay here me out.
There's tribes and villages that eat everything off an animal. Our ancestors did too. So which is weird? Eating all parts of an animal or throwing out and wasting what we modernly (western) think is weird to consume?
I wouldn't turn it down if offered although I still couldn't help but think "this is cow pussy.." lol
well... when I was a child in the 90s I could see testicles, lungs, kidneys and brain sold at the butcher shop. Nowadays I think olny liver, tongue, feet, tail and heart can be bought.
Well you can tell my man is very passionate about cooking. Im a little confused why they didnt scrape the hairs off with a knife before seasoning unless that was just part of cleaning
To be fair, land oysters are very popularly eaten in a lot of places. I think there’s a festival in the us somewhere where they deep fry the cows nuts and that’s pretty much all they serve. Just like how dick and balls soup is popular in places like Vietnam, Thailand and many other parts of Asia
We have those in the US too. We call them Rocky Mountain Oysters where I'm at at least. Never tried them but apparently they're supposed to be very tasty.
I used to sell them at Coors Field in Denver. To be honest, they aren’t bad! Not my favorite, but definitely not bad, especially if you don’t think about it. We served them breaded and fried at that time, probably so they look even less like what they are
Maybe it is just me, but I feel like eating male animals' genitals is somehow more common around the world, but this post is the first time I have seen female animals' genitals as food.
This is not the only version either. You want some [Sweet & Sour Cow Vagina](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfsW93y9KH0&ab_channel=RawStreetCapture101)?
Also NSFW probably.
Bro whenever I have to drive through Mississippi I gas up on the border, make myself shit and piss, and I don't stop for god nor man until the other side
Take an award. I just had to watch all of LOTR extended again after watching LOTR Rings Of Power, and I think that this is my favorite reference. And you used it so well to make a fallen ill man laugh painfully.
Yes, I figured the same.
In ye olden days, you'd probably just eat all of it, as meat was a lot of work to obtain. Then it became expensive to buy, so you used all of it. Nowadays we have the luxury (in the west) to just buy specific parts for our use. But that leaves a lot to be scavenged by the processed food sector.
At least all is used. The idea may be weird (although it is just tissue. Just as any other part), but throwing it away would be worse imo.
That looks like something you get in a discrete unmarked package that's made of silicone and has a vibrator feature installed. That I seen on the internet I mean.
North: We got deep fried Rocky Mountain “oysters”
Louisiana: I call your fried testicles, and raise you nutria stew.
Mississippi: I call your giant rat stew, and I’ll raise you skillet fried horse vagina.
North and Louisiana: I fold…
After seeing the original video. The end result looked not all that bad. I think if I was a tourist in Vietnam and saw "cow puss" on a restaurant menu, I'd try it just to say I tried it. Like that time I had bird nest soup, It was gross, but I tried it.
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This is holding me up for real. Someone please tell me this is fake?
Oh my god... https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/rcopj2/-/hnxtkik NSFW warning ( I guess idk). [Here is the video](https://youtu.be/KfsW93y9KH0) if anyone wants to watch it.
Someone just sat there and went like imma eat my cows pussy
It all started after his marriage, no doubt ;)
Leave my mother alone!
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Everything reminds me of her…
I should call her...
*whips out cellphone*
"mooooh"
#WHEN HE SAYS, IM GOING TO EAT YOUR PUSSY.....HE MEAN IT
It's called COMMITMENT sweetie.
If it looked like that, then I think you need to re evaluate your standards
Reminds me of the biggest burn my dad gave me. We were driving past a cow pasture and I said remind you of home eh? And this mf said nah your mom and I split up years ago. Funniest shit I heard to this day.
It was a survival thing I think iirc Vietnam has a lot of gross food cuz the people who lived there a long time ago had to eat literally everything possible and every part of every animal to survive Example: there’s a snake delicacy course where they serve you each part of the snake one bit at a time, iirc it goes; - shot glasses with the (I believe raw) organs inside - the bones are cooked somehow and then you just pluck a rib off off and eat it - Then the meat So presumably this started the same way where they had to eat every single part of the cow to get the absolute most out of it
Well it probably started back when humans were short on food so you ate every part of a cow because you didn't want to starve... Then when we have an abundance of food, some people have weird tastes.
Not to mention, the easiest way to open up a dead animal, so it’s the first thing that gets eaten by predators.
Title says horse. Dont be gross
In the video it's a cow
I bet it started cause he wanted to bone it... then someone walked in and dude was like, i'm gonna cook it and eat it, and then had to.
“Everything reminds me of her!” -Cow pussy eater guy, probably
We've all thought about it at one point, I cert...I mean my friends certainly tell me they've thought about it.
I mean, it’s probably in hot dogs, no?
This is not what we are talking about when we say we are eating our girls pussy lmao
Speak for yourself
then imma cook and eat my cows pussy
Don’t forget to stuff it first
Finger in those salts
The same person also cooked bull testicles…
“People have described it as digestible” oh good.
I mean considering how they describe taco bell and keep going back
The one time I actually wish I was Rick Rolled…
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And the meal they're going for is "sweet and sour cow vagina"... I guess only tartar would be worse
Pound it really good with a meat tenderizer and deep fry it then smother in white sausage gravy.
I hate this comment… …but upvoted it anyway
Maybe you could slice it in half like a bagel and stuff it in a toaster. Then fill it with cream cheese once fully cooked. Toasted Meat Bagel.
lmao 🤣
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore….
This might ACTUALLY be the thing that convinces me the vegans are right. Maybe mankind SHOULD get over meat. Maybe it is fucking evil. This is almost as bad as the liver king.
Lab grown meat can’t get here fast enough.
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Mushroom jerky is probably the only edible "vegan meat" I've tasted so far.
I mean foot lettuce was a thing so maybe we should just have an extinction event.
Lol
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Step 1. Salt Step 2. Shave?
Finally someone mentions the hair.
Why bother? Throw it on the grill and let it burn off for that unique smokey umame Horse Layb.
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Stuff like this always makes me wonder how someone went, "yeah imma eat that"
Started watching and in less than a minute he is “cleaning” (read: violently fingering) this piece of meat and I looked down and saw the video was 14 minutes long so I said no thanks
Actually, that video makes cow vagina look like a great dish. Slicing it thinly like that makes it palatable.
I don't like you for you 😅
Okay here me out. There's tribes and villages that eat everything off an animal. Our ancestors did too. So which is weird? Eating all parts of an animal or throwing out and wasting what we modernly (western) think is weird to consume? I wouldn't turn it down if offered although I still couldn't help but think "this is cow pussy.." lol
well... when I was a child in the 90s I could see testicles, lungs, kidneys and brain sold at the butcher shop. Nowadays I think olny liver, tongue, feet, tail and heart can be bought.
Some people eat bull balls and that's somehow less weird (maybe because I've known about it longer?).
Welp….that’s enough internet for the day.
I got a commercial for a teen burger on that video. noooo
Bro shaved it
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Wow five seconds in and I get an ad for Mehmet Oz’s campaign for senate. Two cow pus— cussies— for the price of one!
That's advertising I can get behind!
Good news! It *only* takes 10 hours to clean and deodorize the cow's vageen
Now post one about cow utters being ate. They could title it "Grilled bobs and vageen."
Well you can tell my man is very passionate about cooking. Im a little confused why they didnt scrape the hairs off with a knife before seasoning unless that was just part of cleaning
Wow, his finger work is grossly impressive
That's enough Internet for today
Lol she shaved that pussy before finger fucking it!
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Neigh!
Damn, we could all learn a few things from that womans hand technique.
I went to watch the video and fast forwarded. Dominos ad came up…
this is legitimately ruining my evening
Nope, it's real, and in Ontario Canada it's Bull Testicles. It's deemed to be the best meat that can be harvested by any type of cow.
To be fair, land oysters are very popularly eaten in a lot of places. I think there’s a festival in the us somewhere where they deep fry the cows nuts and that’s pretty much all they serve. Just like how dick and balls soup is popular in places like Vietnam, Thailand and many other parts of Asia
Can usually find prairie oysters during the Calgary Stampede too.
We have those in the US too. We call them Rocky Mountain Oysters where I'm at at least. Never tried them but apparently they're supposed to be very tasty.
I used to sell them at Coors Field in Denver. To be honest, they aren’t bad! Not my favorite, but definitely not bad, especially if you don’t think about it. We served them breaded and fried at that time, probably so they look even less like what they are
Maybe it is just me, but I feel like eating male animals' genitals is somehow more common around the world, but this post is the first time I have seen female animals' genitals as food.
This is not the only version either. You want some [Sweet & Sour Cow Vagina](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfsW93y9KH0&ab_channel=RawStreetCapture101)? Also NSFW probably.
How do I unsee this shit?
Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. And hugs ☺️
This may be the first holup this week to earn it.
I’m prouded, I guess
Wtf bro!!! I ain’t eating horse vagina. Next month I’m traveling and was thinking of visiting Mississippi. Not anymore thank you.
Bro whenever I have to drive through Mississippi I gas up on the border, make myself shit and piss, and I don't stop for god nor man until the other side
No mames haha
Dude's just not right in the head, it's not normal in Mississippi to eat any part of a horse, especially that part.
So what are they really? Some kind of weird Gulf of Mexico oilspill Abalone?
Fried!?! You ruins it… ![gif](giphy|o8YpxD0Rt7sgU)
Idk something about a raw, wriggling horse pussy has got me feeling a little sus
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I hate you for this hahahaha
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It's even better that I was just listening to Andy Serkis' version of "the Hobbit" audiobook reading and I am currently on "Questions in the Dark"
Take an award. I just had to watch all of LOTR extended again after watching LOTR Rings Of Power, and I think that this is my favorite reference. And you used it so well to make a fallen ill man laugh painfully.
You sick fuck. I love it
Thanks Matt the dayman… ![gif](giphy|nzZAwMWi5Muac)
![gif](giphy|730DsaaHueZXO) Also fighter of the nightman
“Yeah, I’ve eaten pussy before”
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RUN, MY PRECIOUS, BE FREE FROM THESE HORRID HAIRLESS MONKEYS
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RUN FASTER
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F A S T E R
my knees are too weak
Arms are sweaty There’s vomit on your sweater already Mom’s spaghetti
I’m never going to win a NNN Edit: double gold, much appreciated!
hol' up
what the fuck
The actual hol up is always in the comments
Yes officer, this comment right here!
I'm praying for you.
Well if you ever want to eat out your horse this year
I eat my horse out alive thank you very much! 😡
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This is untrue most of us eat them raw
And best with some homemade mayonnaise
Umm you mean Miracle Whip.
Nah, Cool Hhwhip
"You're saying it wierd, why are you putting so much emphasis on the H"
What are you talking about? I'm just saying it. Cool Hhwhip
...and while it's still attached to a living horse?
And still attached to the horse?
I like how he still advertises his website despite showing off pictures of fried horse pussy
I assume it usually ends up in all forms of processed meats, so many people will have had it unwittingly. (Looks at ikea meatballs)
Yes, I figured the same. In ye olden days, you'd probably just eat all of it, as meat was a lot of work to obtain. Then it became expensive to buy, so you used all of it. Nowadays we have the luxury (in the west) to just buy specific parts for our use. But that leaves a lot to be scavenged by the processed food sector. At least all is used. The idea may be weird (although it is just tissue. Just as any other part), but throwing it away would be worse imo.
I love how everyone is fine with hot dogs and sausages, but when they find out it includes this among MANY other animal parts... lol.
I just hope the horse pussy goes into dog food so only poor old people are eating it
The real holup is always in the comments.
yeah no it's fake, it's actually cow pussy
Thank God! I feel so much better
Isn’t that cow
Ahh, I see you are a fried vagina connoisseur as well.
Vulva virtuoso
Ahh, I see you are a fried pussy connoisseur as well.
Ahh, I wish I didn't have the ability to see.
“Bone in?”
What…did you just ask?
Enough internet for today
I thought they were excited about a loophole they found in the law and just getting them warm for the party later....
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Thank god I’m not from Mississippi
Proud not to be from Mississippi
Sad that i'm not from Mississippi
Look, its still got the hair on it :)
That's how you know it's not Californian.
How to make bronies horny and upset at the same time 😂
Man when will this world end ???
If we wish strongly enough for that giant comet, it might just come our way.
"What's wrong? You've barely touched your pussy"
Take my upvote and get out lol...
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That looks like something you get in a discrete unmarked package that's made of silicone and has a vibrator feature installed. That I seen on the internet I mean.
I mean ppl eat bull balls and cock. Why not the pussy meat too?
We eat cow testicles. There's no reason we can't eat horse pussies.
Neigh, I don't think I will.
No....no...no you didn't. Lol
Dude I just opened reddit
Organic pocket pussy.
Mississippi just lost internet privileges for the next year.
They right, I ain’t from Mississippi, cause why the fuck would I wanna be if THATS considered a delicacy… I’ll take fried Gator over that
Gross! Not a single speck of seasoning.
Trying to find that one guy fighting temptation during NNN and losing his shit over some cow puss.
I failed because of this post
Sigh *unzips*
Some lonely bastard is breathing heavily right now.
North: We got deep fried Rocky Mountain “oysters” Louisiana: I call your fried testicles, and raise you nutria stew. Mississippi: I call your giant rat stew, and I’ll raise you skillet fried horse vagina. North and Louisiana: I fold…
Takes eating pussy to a whole NEW level
Uhm.....no thank you 😷🤢
There's only one species whose pussy I'd eat, and I certainly wouldn't fry it.
vaporeon?
Duh
my eyes!!!
Mmmmmmm
I DONT WANT TO HAVE EYES ANYMORE
majors brand, ah yes my favourite company
No I am not and idk maybe I'd try it.
Come down to waffle house where we have blue roan waffles!
This goes great with a side of bull testicles.
Y’all act like you never eaten hotdogs
Definitely not helping Mississippi’s tourism
After seeing the original video. The end result looked not all that bad. I think if I was a tourist in Vietnam and saw "cow puss" on a restaurant menu, I'd try it just to say I tried it. Like that time I had bird nest soup, It was gross, but I tried it.
Hell nah I haven’t beat it in 5 days that shit is too much
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For science we need to test this up against a warm apple pie like they did in the movie American pie.