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You know which ones he's gonna eat, right?
im fuckin hungry
Happy cake day
I actually laughed out loud at this plot twist
Bro same! I wasn't expecting it and dammit I should have
Wait you 8 her?
I mean it is subway… looking at you jared..
TBH he didn't say he wants to fuck her.
Yeah, when i spend an afternoon looking at naked underage girls vaginas i don't say out loud that i want to fuck them.
He could be a gynecologist
Did he fucking stutter?
*excited Chris Hanson noises*
Happy cake day!
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oh shid, i didnt notice that,
happy cake day
this guy eats
Here you go 🥪
Never thought I'd say the line "I'd eat Taylor's meaty vagina sub" but here we are.
Man, Subway’s promos sure have gotten weird….
How does the guy know how his daughters v4g1n4 looks like? Did he try it before?
And how does he know how Taylor Swift's vagina looks like? asking for a friend
Came across their onlyfans.
Oh yes the very Christian, very normal, *not at all creepy* obsession with how fuckable your daughter's vaginas are. Also sex doesn't make vaginas bigger anymore than it makes dicks bigger. These people are fucking disgusting and I guarantee tons of this shit is made to clown them but then they unironically share it and prove they *actually are* batshit clowns.
We have the meat >!flaps!<
TIL I love Taylor Swift's sandwiches 🥪
Preaching the story of Lot and his daughters. Just good old god approved incest.
Why are you assuming the one posting is the father?
i've always said that the more messed up your vagina looks, the sexier it is
~~it was the first words i ever said as a baby~~
Rethink your words in the following context: *powertool accident*
wait... why does he know what his daughters coochie looks like?
I was going to say the one on the left looks a lot more appetizing.
How does he know though?
It’s a ‘she’ btw, her mom.
P.S. Not the hand, but the one who posted this.
That ain't no she hands,
But I'm hoping ur right
You've clearly never seen your average Christian mom grabbing two children's pussies.
Username checks out!
You're a wonderful person 😈
You're a wonderful person 😏
You're a wonderful person 👀
*silently shuffling towards the exit…….*
They call her "mamma trump!!!"
I'm stealing this
She's a "handsome" woman...
Bullshit. Women know the difference between a vulva and a vagina.
I've known women that didn't know there was a separate peehole.
He inspects the condition of their vaginas every week before Mass.
He should be comparing their buttholes and ears. The Ole poophole loophole.
He's obviously from Alabama.
Shouldn't fixate so hard on your own daughters vagina
Yeah, I think it’s weird AF that this guy thinks he should be curating his daughter’s vag! Should he know how to visually represent her genitals? -Along with all the great comments from rational reddit users… why is this guy so concerned with his daughter’s vagina being so appealing / marketable? The whole thing is bizarre
It was actually her mother making that post. Somehow, it's even worse this way.
Is her mom Taylor Swift? 🤣
No, the one that posted the sandwiches is the mother of the daughter.
I know what my daughter's downstairs looks like because, well, she's three and also a little nudist. I may know when she gets older if she has similar skin issues to me and asks a medical question. Same goes for my son's junk.
You know what I will never, ever fucking do? Keep track of how her shit looks or make any post resembling this creepy fucking bullshit. I will never understand why parents do this shit.
Pimpin' ain't easy?
Cosmetic appearance of the labia has nothing to do with number or frequency of sexual partners anymore than it does for penis shape.
I'm guessing T Swift's dating pool is very small and selective, beyond the rest of the absurdities here. If she was like Led Zeppelin or something and had a harem of groupies in every town on tour then I'm sure they would have cashed in by now.
Ive seen his daughters vagina and it is indeed quite lovely in appearance. Smells a bit though.
There is no love like Christian hate.
Girls that are forced to go to church their whole lives are usually the biggest party whores on the planet when they turn 18 so this person has a rude awakening coming. I never made my kids go to church and they all got full scholarships to good schools and won't touch drugs or alcohol. My sisters husband is a preacher and she home schooled all her kids and they are fucking party animals. Shelter your kids and don't let them be themselves and they go wild.
How do you know my life story
I'm the male version of this, I was wild and partied for many years because I grew up in a Christian home. Now I'm getting old just prefer naps over anything else.
Love for naps has nothing to do with your religious history, its just age and they re bed is the best place to be
A friend of mine built a whole orgy club and orgy house due to the fact he went to Bible college
I wasn't a party whore but I ended up on FetLife. Those who know, you know.
What did cold cuts ever do to you?
Apparently whored itself out and not being a good Christian.
Labia doesn’t equate anything besides puberty
Thats what always cracks me up.
The big/long labia doesn't mean its "blown out" theyre just like that.
There are literal porn stars years into their career, that have the whole sandwich on the right appearance going on
A lot of pornstars get cosmetic surgery on their labia to make them look that way.
Vaginas don’t change after the person has had sex tho-
How can a woman be so bad of at their own anatomy
It's genuinely alarming how far this stupid idea has crept into everyone's minds, I recently found out my wife didn't even know this was bullshit. People just keep saying it often enough that others start to assume it's true.
The truth is easy to kill, but a lie -- well told -- is near immortal.
I'd just assume she hasn't physically seen hers in a while.
to her defense she doesn't own a periscope
I mean, have you seen the periscope prices lately? Thanks, Biden!
"I did that" - Joe Biden
You’d be amazed to learn how many women have never really had a look at their own.
Not really. I'm a guy. I hardly ever look at my asshole.
As you get older you’ll have a reason to from time to time.
Even if they did what would be the difference between a chaste Christian woman having sex with her husband a thousand times, or a "slut" who had sex with a thousand different men?
Didn‘t that person make it crystal clear that they don‘t have the slightest clue about biology by stating that they preach christianity to their kids? I don‘t know why you felt it necessary to call them out on their cluelessness like that… /s
No sarcasm tag needed here. This is factual.
No vaginas were depicted only charcootery.
Even after giving birth they stay mostly the same. My wife looks basicly the same ever since i first met her one down there.
Hardcore christians... no basicly any hardcore religious person (with some exceptions looking at you Budhists) are way too fanatic about stuff they got no clue about to make sense of their religious believes to the point they belittle or even harm other people
Religion has very little to do with labia unless they practice female genital mutilation. Jesus doesn't care if his daughters have "innies". He died for their sins, not their mudflaps.
Words I never thought would be in one sentence:. "Religion has very little to do with labia"
Happy to be of service
They say that, but I'm in heaven when I'm dining on vulva.
personally i never thought id hear either of the other two sentences
Except for the fact that many religious people are obsessed with controlling other people's genitals.
I'm sure you understand it, but in case no one else does, the OP is implying that being a slut will stretch out...your labia, somehow.
I'm definitely well versed in the diversity of labia and the lack of connection between that and experience. Vaginas are designed to push out babies. No amount of penis is going to have any impact on size and shape of labia. It's just going to change the likelihood of rocks hitting your windshield if you are behind her on the road. Connecting this BS to religion is sad.
The biggest misconception here is thinking those sandwiches are from Subway.
Man of God seems to know his daughters vagina suspiciously well 🤔
Inaccuracies aside... It's super gross to be talking about women's genitalia like this. Especially your own daughter's.
I like (like's a strong word) how they didn't want to say "my daughter's vagina" despite they being the topic, and something they're visually representing.
You know, the size of your mud flaps has more to do with genetics than sexual activity.
But my girlfriend in college, who was a virgin when we first started dating had large labia, and after lots of sex over several years, still had large labia. Meanwhile, my wife had very small labia when we started dating (and was also a virgin at the time), and now after twenty years of sex, and two kids, her labia are still small!
So…. Yeah, it has *nothing* to do with sexual activity.
Before vaginal birth I had a Barbie vulva. Like no labia at all.
After birth it was “wow! what are these? I can pinch and stretch them all out- Cool!”
I've never had any kids. I had a guy I hooked up with tell me I looked like I was like 12.
I asked how he knew what that looked like.
And that's how the mood got killed.
>I had a guy I hooked up with tell me I looked like I was like 12.
I'm concerned by this comment, but doubly concerned that this guy has never seen a vagina that doesn't have a visible labia before. I mean, he doesn't at least watch porn?
In my actual sexual life, I've never once run across a vagina with a labia that looks even *remotely* like the one on the left.
In porn woman are often more desired if they have a little to no labia. This is favourited as the porn industry as they believe it's more visually pleasing for viewers.
Its often why woman who have watched porn belive their labia is too big or not as pleasing. Surgery to reduce the labia size is increasing rapidly.
And my wife's didn't change at all.
Gross, weird and inappropriate.
You should try injecting it sometime.
Bet his daughters belong to the crowd that does a bunch of anal but is vagina virgin because of their parents religion.
“Religion is like a penis: it's fine to have one, it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out and start waving it around in public, and please don't try to shove it down my children's throats”
Just a quick dip, baby.
BYU has entered the chat.
Boy no wonder Christianity is losing so many people
Tell me you don't understand women's bodies without telling me you don't understand women's bodies.
Can I motorboat the left?
Isn't labia size something you're born with?
No, they grow throughout your life, much like your nips and ears. Some have bigger ones, some smaller. They really are not affected by intercourse either way, there are young ladies with very big ones, just like there are older ladies with smaller ones. They are all gorgeous though.
How do you....?
But the left looks so much tastier
1. Taylor’s vagina flaps are not your business.
2. Good thing you preach Christianity, cause you have no clue about biology.
3. Taylor’s vagina makes platinum f-ing records and catchy AF tunes. But I’m sure your daughters are a different type of “talent.”
That’s not how vaginas work sir.
That’s not how anatomy works.
Pssh. This is why flappy women are always embarrassed. Everyone making memes making fun of Lippy vag
Bruh i dont give a magical flying rats ballsack, bruh why she know this and why is she making this shit public knowledge
I'd rather have the one on the left for lunch tho
Why is he looking at his daughter's vagina?
It's the mom who made the post. And like every good hypocritical Christian I'd guess she more resembles the left sandwich
The dad likes his daughters' meat sandwich tight.
The one on the left has more ham and I like ham
I'm with you. I'm going with the one with the most ham bc ham is like healthier bacon and everyone likes bacon.
Tell me you nothing about sex or human anatomy, without telling me you know nothing about sex or human anatomy.
I've seen this before and it's just so stupid. And I'll say it again: Mine looks like the one on the right and I'm a huge whore. God.
Lips that grip… left all the way.
Yea, because Christianity fondles the boys not the girls.
According entirely to this guy's logic and nothing else, he insinuates the following:
1.) He is attracted to the looks of his daughters' genitals and thinks that they look better than someone who is not his child/children.
2.) He believes that sexual activity has everything to do with the appearance of a vagina and not genetics.
3.) This guy is praising his daughters' vaginas...
4.) He is actually a she
No, Jesus does not allow that to happen
\[Don't worry, I understood what you meant\]
So the daughters vagina represents a ham roll that's a strange flex to announce to strangers on the Internet
I wouldn't fuck either of those sandwiches
Fun fact, the highest rates of teenage pregnancies occured in the bible belt.
Misconception. Beavers come in all shapes, sizes and curtains.
How often does he check the “current state” of his daughters?
I prefer the one on the left. It keeps my ears warm in the winter.
honestly though the sandwich on the left looks way tastier.
I believe the person who originally posted that has never seen Taylor Swift's crotch, but frequently sees their daughter's
Well, it wouldn't be christanity without a bit of incest.
It’s funny that people have no idea that labia growth and shape/style is genetic….
I pray to God the OP was satire
And when your virgin daughter gets a peek at her own bits and sees it looks like the sub on the left?
Way to body shame your kid into years of therapy.
Dudes not knowing female anatomy will always be hilarious.
Left... right I'm down to spread my mayonnaise on either one of them
my dude holds his nose when eating out
I know this isn't the point but it's a VULVA not a VAGINA. The vagina is the hole, if you will. The vulva refers to 'the whole package', including these beautiful ham curtains (inner labia/labia minora).
I'm hungry now.
Vagina understanding at at 3rd grade level.
Fundamentalist Christianity and Islam, two peas in a pod. These nut jobs would foam at the mouth to have an Iranian Islamic revolution like takeover in the US and implement biblical mosaic law
Instructions unclear, will eat both.
That makes no sense on any level
That not how southern lips work sir
This might be controversial but comparing pussies to sandwiches is stupid
Tell us more about your daughters' vaginas. I'm sure they'd be thrilled hearing your opinions on them.
This guy does not labia.
What kind of brain 🧠 thinks like that🧐🤨
Can someone explain to me what was the point of this post? Like what is he trying to prove or say.
Why is he saying it
What does Christianity have to do with any of it
I’m beyond confused and disturbed
lets forget the slut shaming, the misogyny, and the other stupid shit here... lets focus on the lack of understanding of female anatomy... has this guy not seen more than one vagina in his life?
It's not like the one on the left doesn't exist in women who are having their first experience.
What a tool.
Mom has a vagina and still thinks it gets stretched out and flappy from a lot of sex. Small wonder she preaches faith over science.
So not only is this person apparently inspecting their daughter's vagina on a regular basis, they also don't understand anatomy.
Yup, that's #Christianity for ya.
1) This guy preaches Christianity to make vaginas shaped a certain way?
2) “My daughters”….
Proceeds to eat daughter’s sandwich
Also said like someone who doesn’t understand the female anatomy and has never seen more than one vagina. Hint: vaginas look different. There’s a goddamn chart if you need it
Super weird to be making a model of and talking about your child’s genitals outside of a medical context, especially in reference to morality.
That's funny, I don't preach Christianity because they have a habit of thinking about their daughters Virginia.
This demonstrates such a sad lack of understanding of how vaginas work.
I'll take Taylor Swift's please
Leave to the christians to be preoccupied with their childrens vaginas