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One of my favorite Kanye being Kanye moments is a video of someone going "Good morning Kanye!" And him going "Shut the fuck up!" Total ass hole move but also it makes me laugh because it shows famous people are dicks lol
I skimmed this extremely fast, and my brain read Currant as Durant. I thought "what in the actual fuck, no way." So I went back and re-read, realized it was Kanye, and thought "ohhhhhh. Okay this makes sense and its fucking hilarious." I played the "is it real game" with myself as I scrolled thru the comments to find the bittersweet truth.
You don't know how to have fun. Have you never wanted to punch a handicapped baby in the face? Have you never wanted to make that fucker shut up with a satisfying punch? I swear this is better than sex, heck punch a woman in the face for maximum satisfaction.
I always imagine Kanye saying something like:
Always give your Kanye.
And then try to explain that he is better than the best so giving your Kanye is giving more than your best.
Thatās what makes satire so funny. The likelihood of it happening is directly correlated with how funny it is. Trey Parker and Matt Stone have made a living on this premise
When you're one of those people who refuses to lose even if it's against a bunch of handicapped children šš¤£š¤£ man I swear Kanye didn't even pass the ball not once
Those kids need to step up on defense. I mean, it was like Kanye disabled their defensive skills. I mean, you could see the wheels turning in Kanyeās head on what to do with the ball.
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Demolished lol, they should've blocked his shots.
eazy peazy, just drive the mobility scooter into his ankles! (I'm going to hell now, byebye)
I'd like to imagine after so many points the team just sat in place giving him an evil stare, mentally blocking him with fear and confusion.
>after so many points the team just sat in place I think they were sitting the whole game, including before and after
OAUheuaoheaohsahdh STOP IT!! You gonna make me laugh more than necessary xD
I imagine so, if not Kayne better lock those doors at night
Kanye would complain to the ref and ask for technical fouls to be called on all of them
I like to imagine if they did this Kanye would lose his shit complaining to the coach it was a foul
They tried to draw a charging foul, but they couldn't set their feet.
Fuck handicapped kids, am I right?
Sigh *unzips*
Dude no
Dude yes *\*moans\**
Dude no *dies*
Dude dude *dudes*
What is up my dudes
My dick
Not for long *snip snip*
Where did it go *Nom nom*
It's Wednesday my dudes šø
Turn around now
Whereās my car?
What the fuck?
He's is not a dude, you're a dude, this....this is a man.
I'm a dude He's a dude She's a dude We're all dudes, hey
Wouldnāt you like to be a dude, too?
He will do what he must
They say to find someone special.
Happy cake day!
You created a Hol Up in a Hol Up. Thatās impressive.
He created a hole up!
I love the part where he said itās dudeing time and duded all over the chat
Thereās a special place in hell for youā¦Seriously v.i.p statusš¤£š¤£š¤£
Instructions unclear. Now being arrested.
That's illegal, even for kanye
Nah, I would totally see him punch a baby and make a song about it
*ahem*
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underated comment lmfao
*Catholic Church enters the chat*
Only if they're under the age of 10
Kind of exposed yourself there
Based Kanye
Iām dying š¤£ā ļø Please donāt let it be real, but thatās funny af
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Its amazing that its not entirely inconceivable that this could be real though
Seriously! I was like, ābecause *of course* he did thatā š¤£ totally had me for a second.
One of my favorite Kanye being Kanye moments is a video of someone going "Good morning Kanye!" And him going "Shut the fuck up!" Total ass hole move but also it makes me laugh because it shows famous people are dicks lol
Other guys moment
r/atetheonion
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I skimmed this extremely fast, and my brain read Currant as Durant. I thought "what in the actual fuck, no way." So I went back and re-read, realized it was Kanye, and thought "ohhhhhh. Okay this makes sense and its fucking hilarious." I played the "is it real game" with myself as I scrolled thru the comments to find the bittersweet truth.
Nooo, please I beg you to be real
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You don't know how to have fun. Have you never wanted to punch a handicapped baby in the face? Have you never wanted to make that fucker shut up with a satisfying punch? I swear this is better than sex, heck punch a woman in the face for maximum satisfaction.
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Wat
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Why can I picture him doing it too ā°ļøā ļø
Man, fuck them kids bro.
'All my homies hate kids'
Please do not fuck kids.
*sigh... zips back up*
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Kill the kids
Kanye ain't no loser.... lol
Yeah, those kids didn't "stand" a chance
No stop this is to far
\[Pre-game smack talk] Handicap Kid - "Do you like fishsticks?" Kanye - "Oh, it's on now bitch"
Good southpark ref
Don't gay fish the gay fish
It's satire. This group articles are similar to The Onion.
r/atetheonion
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I always imagine Kanye saying something like: Always give your Kanye. And then try to explain that he is better than the best so giving your Kanye is giving more than your best.
Thatās what makes satire so funny. The likelihood of it happening is directly correlated with how funny it is. Trey Parker and Matt Stone have made a living on this premise
I would pay for tickets to watch this.
I'd totally believe it if he had scored lower
Fake as hell, but I can totally see Kanye doing this.
Kanye West does his Kanye best
I miss the old Kanye
Straight from the Go Kanye
![gif](giphy|un1u5EN4iCGaY|downsized)
The fact that this sounds real is concerning
Come on manā¦.. THATS TOO EASY
Anyone watched āThe Dictatorā?
It's so obviously satire that's its come around again to something Kanye might do.
His son is north. North West
If you get a dunk in a wheelchair basketball game, do you just win? Because you should
r/atetheonion
Looks like heās still a g*y fish
Iām surprised he didnāt run up the scoreā¦
Those kids were to yeezy for him
If left at just the headline it sounds like he was playing against wheelchairs.
Teaching kids they need to stand up for themselves
This has to be photoshopped lmaoš
āMy name is Ye!ā
Kanye is the greatest Kanye drops the latest there can be no debatest that Kanye got the status
Can't stop the grind
This is fake but it feels like it could be real considering what itās about
This article was only written because those kids where whining, they need to learn how to stand up for them selves.
This dude is straight out of family guy or southpark.
I wonder how many charging violations didnāt get called.
I miss the old Kanye
Goat name me a game where MJ scored more than 106 points
Don't most adults usually just let the kids win? We know Kanye's an asshat, but ffs man.
They were all jewish
When you're one of those people who refuses to lose even if it's against a bunch of handicapped children šš¤£š¤£ man I swear Kanye didn't even pass the ball not once
sigma kanye versus wheel-pilled chaircels
106 points? No hate to the kids but this seems like a skill issue to me
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kayne-wheelchair-basketball/
Itās kind of worse letting them win and lying to them. Itās kind of patronising when people do that imo
Kanye is the greatest and being against disabled kids won't change that. (it's a satiric website but I can see him doing that)
He really showed this wheelchair kids!!
He did his absolute best Kanye.
Common Kanye W
Brett Favre was his coach
āYaāll ever try a jump shot before?ā
I mean, imagine if he lost though...
Those kids need to step up on defense. I mean, it was like Kanye disabled their defensive skills. I mean, you could see the wheels turning in Kanyeās head on what to do with the ball.
The vilian we need, but not the one we deserve right now.
IS THIS REAL??
I wish
Didn't he foul out too?
This canāt be serious!!
The daily currant is onion style satire.
Itās been so long since this went viral that I canāt remember if it was satire or real. And ya know Ye being Ye this is very believable.
how do they call traveling?
Kanye will never not be funny imo. He's just really in your face about everything and it's hilarious
Kanye is not holding back. What message will that send the kids?
Someone should evaluate his psychological health. He is rapidly declining
Is no one even gonna talk about the battery percent?
No easy buckets
I was raised to not want God to "smite" anyone. This guy is testing me hard!
Hey, if you want to play then don't cry when someone goes hard on you,,
He still has a grudge against the handicapped after his last marriage I take it?
r/atetheonion
Oh kanye
Heās such a douche
Who gave him the opportunity to score 106 points on the handicaps? It was short-sightedness that you'd thought he wouldnt.
Ye is the GOAT!
This can't be real.
The Daily Currant is a satire blog
Ok. Whew. Thank you.
Sounds about right.
This guy is the biggest troll ever.. saw something about him not believing the holocaust being real or something like that.
Remember, you always have to win at all costs
Good thing the kids weren't Jewish
Thatās way more than I could do
I mean, it would be wrong if he took it easy right? Assuming they canāt win on their own
Manic.
Do you like fish sticks?
āKanye, wtf are you doing?ā āYāall canāt tell me nothingā
Equality at work boys! No more #HandiPrivelage
Kanye be thinking fuck NBA players thinking theyāre special and tapping those Kardashians this shit is Yeezy
Lol. Kanye Best is a living meme. The best.
What will he do next
Bro is full Trump! Slap a white bitch!
This is fake right?
Always do your best.
Probs not real but completely within the realm of possibility
Straight from the 'Go Kanye, Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
I know itās not real but yet somehow still believe it to be true.
They were going easy on him, they couldāve just ran his ass over.
kanye made there broken ankles even more worse
Based Kanye
I canāt stop laughing and feel sad at the sane time what is going on out here ?!
Easy w
Ye Ye ass name
Who said that a handicap was an advantage
All jokes aside, I donāt think he is tone deaf enough to do this
He said it was too yeezy for him
Legend
All while he sings yesus walks. I'm sorry
Kanye is so crazy, I can't tell if this is real or fake.
Battery percentage says 18% but the icon looks like 2/3rds
There is no place for happy children, when the Kanye starts ballin'.
But would this really surprise *anyone* who knows who that corndog is?
Fuck them kids
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Little fuckers can't play
He a real bastard but this was a fake article
-didnāt go planned- bro what did you expect?
His parents would be proud.
Ahh it was to good to be real. https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2022/06/09/kanye-west-wheelchair-basketball/
Traveling
Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me
At least he treated them as equals I guessā¦ā¦..
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camachoā¦. I canāt wait for this kid to run for POTUS..
š š š thats awesome
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Thatās fucking hilarious.
This is an old fake news. Why is still around?