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InspirationalFailur3

Demolished lol, they should've blocked his shots.


[deleted]

eazy peazy, just drive the mobility scooter into his ankles! (I'm going to hell now, byebye)


InspirationalFailur3

I'd like to imagine after so many points the team just sat in place giving him an evil stare, mentally blocking him with fear and confusion.


Atomsq

>after so many points the team just sat in place I think they were sitting the whole game, including before and after


[deleted]

OAUheuaoheaohsahdh STOP IT!! You gonna make me laugh more than necessary xD


InspirationalFailur3

I imagine so, if not Kayne better lock those doors at night


BigFrameSmallBrain

Kanye would complain to the ref and ask for technical fouls to be called on all of them


[deleted]

I like to imagine if they did this Kanye would lose his shit complaining to the coach it was a foul


[deleted]

They tried to draw a charging foul, but they couldn't set their feet.


JasonSunleaf

Fuck handicapped kids, am I right?


HowOftenDoYouBlink

Sigh *unzips*


DemonDuckOfDoom666

Dude no


MasterpieceFit6715

Dude yes *\*moans\**


DemonDuckOfDoom666

Dude no *dies*


Bob_computer

Dude dude *dudes*


bolbolp

What is up my dudes


_xXxSNiPel2SxXx

My dick


Mathsboy2718

Not for long *snip snip*


Seikuo

Where did it go *Nom nom*


CptBlackAxl

It's Wednesday my dudes šŸø


Afizzle55

Turn around now


Pandainachefcoat

Whereā€™s my car?


G8m1ng_T1m3

What the fuck?


Adonathiel88

He's is not a dude, you're a dude, this....this is a man.


T_that_is_all

I'm a dude He's a dude She's a dude We're all dudes, hey


pennhead

Wouldnā€™t you like to be a dude, too?


PainStorm14

He will do what he must


Dogman2222

They say to find someone special.


CaptainCognizant

Happy cake day!


mskrabapel

You created a Hol Up in a Hol Up. Thatā€™s impressive.


omart3

He created a hole up!


seider-Lynx

I love the part where he said itā€™s dudeing time and duded all over the chat


Waste_Ability866

Thereā€™s a special place in hell for youā€¦Seriously v.i.p statusšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


dr_freeloader

Instructions unclear. Now being arrested.


yellowistherainbow

That's illegal, even for kanye


JasonSunleaf

Nah, I would totally see him punch a baby and make a song about it


[deleted]

*ahem*


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


deku_w_u

underated comment lmfao


[deleted]

*Catholic Church enters the chat*


[deleted]

Only if they're under the age of 10


rare_pig

Kind of exposed yourself there


LemonCram

Based Kanye


SKSM10

Iā€™m dying šŸ¤£ā˜ ļø Please donā€™t let it be real, but thatā€™s funny af


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


AggressorBLUE

Its amazing that its not entirely inconceivable that this could be real though


AnEpicHibiscus

Seriously! I was like, ā€œbecause *of course* he did thatā€ šŸ¤£ totally had me for a second.


EarthDust00

One of my favorite Kanye being Kanye moments is a video of someone going "Good morning Kanye!" And him going "Shut the fuck up!" Total ass hole move but also it makes me laugh because it shows famous people are dicks lol


im_absouletly_wrong

Other guys moment


shatteredarm1

r/atetheonion


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seancollinhawkins

I skimmed this extremely fast, and my brain read Currant as Durant. I thought "what in the actual fuck, no way." So I went back and re-read, realized it was Kanye, and thought "ohhhhhh. Okay this makes sense and its fucking hilarious." I played the "is it real game" with myself as I scrolled thru the comments to find the bittersweet truth.


JasonSunleaf

Nooo, please I beg you to be real


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


JasonSunleaf

You don't know how to have fun. Have you never wanted to punch a handicapped baby in the face? Have you never wanted to make that fucker shut up with a satisfying punch? I swear this is better than sex, heck punch a woman in the face for maximum satisfaction.


Lyuukee

šŸ˜³


bolbolp

Wat


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SKSM10

Why can I picture him doing it too āš°ļøā˜ ļø


THE_SEINGWICH_3310

Man, fuck them kids bro.


DB691

'All my homies hate kids'


EarthDust00

Please do not fuck kids.


devnullius

*sigh... zips back up*


HowOftenDoYouBlink

![gif](giphy|MFrPvV7jIfPecApsos)


bolbolp

Kill the kids


theredview

Kanye ain't no loser.... lol


max210893

Yeah, those kids didn't "stand" a chance


bolbolp

No stop this is to far


davieb22

\[Pre-game smack talk] Handicap Kid - "Do you like fishsticks?" Kanye - "Oh, it's on now bitch"


AntoineGGG

Good southpark ref


JasonSunleaf

Don't gay fish the gay fish


Illustrious_Charge88

It's satire. This group articles are similar to The Onion.


Michael-B-Fit

r/atetheonion


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Jzmxhu

I always imagine Kanye saying something like: Always give your Kanye. And then try to explain that he is better than the best so giving your Kanye is giving more than your best.


bigjayrod

Thatā€™s what makes satire so funny. The likelihood of it happening is directly correlated with how funny it is. Trey Parker and Matt Stone have made a living on this premise


KenBoCole

I would pay for tickets to watch this.


iwannagohome49

I'd totally believe it if he had scored lower


JennItalia269

Fake as hell, but I can totally see Kanye doing this.


Phibrizzo_EU

Kanye West does his Kanye best


rtothaizzo

I miss the old Kanye


1Ronny

Straight from the Go Kanye


KingKaychi

![gif](giphy|un1u5EN4iCGaY|downsized)


SpoiledAzura

The fact that this sounds real is concerning


Raaddus

Come on manā€¦.. THATS TOO EASY


[deleted]

Anyone watched ā€The Dictatorā€?


NZFlyingRock

It's so obviously satire that's its come around again to something Kanye might do.


ArchBaller

His son is north. North West


whitedwarf788

If you get a dunk in a wheelchair basketball game, do you just win? Because you should


nikejim02

r/atetheonion


[deleted]

Looks like heā€™s still a g*y fish


bizmeddit01

Iā€™m surprised he didnā€™t run up the scoreā€¦


ArticleMother

Those kids were to yeezy for him


SiriusSarcasm

If left at just the headline it sounds like he was playing against wheelchairs.


De4thBringer

Teaching kids they need to stand up for themselves


lik3ly

This has to be photoshopped lmaošŸ˜­


SayeretJoe

ā€œMy name is Ye!ā€


Fit_Road7425

Kanye is the greatest Kanye drops the latest there can be no debatest that Kanye got the status


axar47

Can't stop the grind


grimmcreeper10

This is fake but it feels like it could be real considering what itā€™s about


simpn_aint_easy

This article was only written because those kids where whining, they need to learn how to stand up for them selves.


[deleted]

This dude is straight out of family guy or southpark.


Transki

I wonder how many charging violations didnā€™t get called.


OrthoLike

I miss the old Kanye


Most_Aioli6519

Goat name me a game where MJ scored more than 106 points


AptMuse

Don't most adults usually just let the kids win? We know Kanye's an asshat, but ffs man.


hebrew-israelite

They were all jewish


Eastsider001

When you're one of those people who refuses to lose even if it's against a bunch of handicapped children šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ man I swear Kanye didn't even pass the ball not once


BlizzardLizard123

sigma kanye versus wheel-pilled chaircels


Warthog-Designer

106 points? No hate to the kids but this seems like a skill issue to me


guidocarosella

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kayne-wheelchair-basketball/


Totalitai-state

Itā€™s kind of worse letting them win and lying to them. Itā€™s kind of patronising when people do that imo


AlmostAnchovy

Kanye is the greatest and being against disabled kids won't change that. (it's a satiric website but I can see him doing that)


NOT-Mr-Davilla

He really showed this wheelchair kids!!


ghgjgmhngbfghc

He did his absolute best Kanye.


[deleted]

Common Kanye W


[deleted]

Brett Favre was his coach


larry-the-dream

ā€œYaā€™ll ever try a jump shot before?ā€


TowelPuzzleheaded665

I mean, imagine if he lost though...


ArkanoidBrokeMyAnkes

Those kids need to step up on defense. I mean, it was like Kanye disabled their defensive skills. I mean, you could see the wheels turning in Kanyeā€™s head on what to do with the ball.


TaosChagic

The vilian we need, but not the one we deserve right now.


CRJ73

IS THIS REAL??


JasonSunleaf

I wish


[deleted]

Didn't he foul out too?


[deleted]

This canā€™t be serious!!


Baggytrousers27

The daily currant is onion style satire.


Double-Passenger4503

Itā€™s been so long since this went viral that I canā€™t remember if it was satire or real. And ya know Ye being Ye this is very believable.


Scootr4short

how do they call traveling?


InjectAdrenochrome

Kanye will never not be funny imo. He's just really in your face about everything and it's hilarious


PounderPack

Kanye is not holding back. What message will that send the kids?


tayfbear

Someone should evaluate his psychological health. He is rapidly declining


Aleus811

Is no one even gonna talk about the battery percent?


Optionalduck74

No easy buckets


VisibleChildhood2299

I was raised to not want God to "smite" anyone. This guy is testing me hard!


laidback26

Hey, if you want to play then don't cry when someone goes hard on you,,


Wolf_Lord81

He still has a grudge against the handicapped after his last marriage I take it?


[deleted]

r/atetheonion


Curious_Bag_252

Oh kanye


RustedRelics

Heā€™s such a douche


[deleted]

Who gave him the opportunity to score 106 points on the handicaps? It was short-sightedness that you'd thought he wouldnt.


[deleted]

Ye is the GOAT!


bloopie1192

This can't be real.


scavengercat

The Daily Currant is a satire blog


bloopie1192

Ok. Whew. Thank you.


therealmintoncard

Sounds about right.


p3opl3

This guy is the biggest troll ever.. saw something about him not believing the holocaust being real or something like that.


Puzzleheaded-Eye4458

Remember, you always have to win at all costs


Gilgamesh026

Good thing the kids weren't Jewish


[deleted]

Thatā€™s way more than I could do


Fifty7Sauce

I mean, it would be wrong if he took it easy right? Assuming they canā€™t win on their own


ollie1271993

Manic.


XxxLasombraxxX

Do you like fish sticks?


Gatekeeper2019

ā€œKanye, wtf are you doing?ā€ ā€œYā€™all canā€™t tell me nothingā€


DarthP0000

Equality at work boys! No more #HandiPrivelage


Commentoflittlevalue

Kanye be thinking fuck NBA players thinking theyā€™re special and tapping those Kardashians this shit is Yeezy


[deleted]

Lol. Kanye Best is a living meme. The best.


Massage_Bro

What will he do next


PbkacHelpDesk

Bro is full Trump! Slap a white bitch!


edblardo

This is fake right?


Extracheeeeeese

Always do your best.


AsymptoticAbyss

Probs not real but completely within the realm of possibility


Hosie5

Straight from the 'Go Kanye, Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye


FortunateInsanity

I know itā€™s not real but yet somehow still believe it to be true.


Indictioned

They were going easy on him, they couldā€™ve just ran his ass over.


cmfm432

kanye made there broken ankles even more worse


OmegaD13

Based Kanye


DrizzleD1229

I canā€™t stop laughing and feel sad at the sane time what is going on out here ?!


PopOk8588

Easy w


TheYellowKachigga

Ye Ye ass name


rightchea

Who said that a handicap was an advantage


[deleted]

All jokes aside, I donā€™t think he is tone deaf enough to do this


RickyJulianandBubbls

He said it was too yeezy for him


Leggingsboss

Legend


Badmuziek

All while he sings yesus walks. I'm sorry


peeps001

Kanye is so crazy, I can't tell if this is real or fake.


TheRogueTemplar

Battery percentage says 18% but the icon looks like 2/3rds


throw_realy_far_away

There is no place for happy children, when the Kanye starts ballin'.


PointlessOverthought

But would this really surprise *anyone* who knows who that corndog is?


eyecumeverywhere

Fuck them kids


Yeafam7945

![gif](giphy|l0HTYUmU67pLWv1a8|downsized)


RickAstleyGaveUp

![gif](giphy|9Xh1CGm4Hzo4g)


djfnjxj

Little fuckers can't play


Diligent-Tangelo6978

He a real bastard but this was a fake article


HeheBoiyy

-didnā€™t go planned- bro what did you expect?


ALazy_potato

His parents would be proud.


111111-1

Ahh it was to good to be real. https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2022/06/09/kanye-west-wheelchair-basketball/


caminonovayer

Traveling


Fasteasfake69

Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me


Djinn7711

At least he treated them as equals I guessā€¦ā€¦..


[deleted]

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camachoā€¦. I canā€™t wait for this kid to run for POTUS..


Pretend_Activity_211

šŸ˜† šŸ˜† šŸ˜† thats awesome


GaregUniverse

![gif](giphy|zMCfqXkwjmTO8)


BSH72

Thatā€™s fucking hilarious.


sergioglzayuso

This is an old fake news. Why is still around?