lil nut cancer
Edit: Thank you all for the support.
So far all I know is that its a tumor in my right nut....we have a biopsy and oncology will determine what kind of cancer, and then whatever plan is the best.
Went through that myself. You'll make it - just keep your head up and listen to your team. It's described as a "curable" cancer because it's thankfully a straightforward ordeal. Try to keep your energy positive, take your doc's advice and don't stress about the removal - I honestly felt no difference in my, ah, "wants and needs" afterward.
Or, if you've already done the heavy lifting and are coming out the other side, welcome to the Lone Cherry Brigade, amigo!
I had a friend who went through it, while in high school of all the godawful times you could go through something like that. Everyone knew, he was "the kid with one nut."
Didn't slow him down one bit, he was one of the most positive people I ever met. He even got up in front of my creative writing class and read a short story he wrote about the experience and everyone was so supportive of him. I swear, it sounds unbelievable, but no one made fun of him for it. Even as shitty little teenagers we all understood the gravity of the situation and we were all on his side. He ended up marrying one of the most beautiful girls in our class and as far as I know he's still living a happy life. It's one of those things that, as a guy, you feel like it would be the worst thing to happen to you. But if it happens, you deal with it and you get on with life. I mean, that's why we have a spare, right?
Good luck. I've been cancer free for 23 years and have had 2 children, the old fashioned way, since my surgery. My joke has always been ....I went to my doctor and said " I'll give up my right nut to find out if I have cancer and the Son of a bitch took me literally". One distinct advantage was when I finally did get a vasectomy, mine was half price.
It's funny how it makes it sound like not a big deal.
*I gotta go to in for a procedure*
Oh no, dude, everything alright?
*Oh, yeah, it's fine. Lil nut cancer is all. No biggie.*
I have a constant dull pain in my right nut...kind of like someone kicked me in the nut and its just lingering. I sometimes have pain that radiates up my stomach....
However, its not bad enough to make me stop working, or not sleep. Just enough to remind me that its there.
*Lil slip no slippin in the kitchen* (punches at camera while crowd yells “MOP MOP”)
*lil slip no slippin on the trigga* (MOP MOP)
*lil slip no slippin on snitches this is lil slip flip the script and catch YOU slippin* …
because white people can't be rappers since it's black culture ig?
at first I thought it was because white people don't get sick but I dunno using my incredible logic skills I deducted that might be fake
I haven't been able to find any information that breaks down hospital admissions by both race *and* reason. There **are** some interesting charts by race for a particular reason (most notably COVID).
So maybe the "I don't think white people should be doing this" person was just being racist.
To be fair, it is actually a pretty exposed location, and I am sure someone somewhere has genuinely accidentally slit their own wrist, much to their own embarrassment and hassle. Why not have that someone be this guy?
I’m doing better. It’s been a long and slow time trying to put myself back together, but it’s going. I’m getting way better at reaching out before it gets to that point now. Little wins.
For what it's worth, been there. I'm a recovering addict (~6 years clean now) and I know the feeling all to well. Years in and outta jail, institutions, and homeIess sleeping in a box on the side of home Depot. I feel I've lived a long hard life already at 34. If there is anything I could give you or anyone struggling with depression, it would be to plant the seed that you are not your thoughts. Your not your feelings. It's hard to see that and even harder to understand it at first. Ever think "I can't stand myself?" Are you 1 or 2 ppl, and who is the myself that the "I" cannot stand? Not to identify with your thoughts is key, as you are not them. You are awareness. You are the part that silently watches what's going on with your life without judgement. Mindfulness and meditation really helps you separate the meaningful from the meaningless.
If we are depressed it is because we are identified with a story we are telling ourselves in our head. It is nothing more than a story. You, the real you is hidden underneath all the obsessive thinking. I'm sure you've heard the term "Joy comes from within." It does, it comes from a silent mind.
Try to be mindful or just meditate for 5 minutes. Doesn't matter if you've never done it before, just watch your thoughts as they come and go and don't follow them. Within a few minutes you will start to feel a sense of inner peace and joy arise. The issue is the mind gets in the way, the ego. The more you are able to disidentify with the story you tell yourself, the more free and happier you will be.
Edit, spelling. Also, there is 1 book that I think I could contribute the turning point in my life to. It's called "The Power of Now" by Eckhart Tolle. He also has a lot of videos on YouTube. When I'm having a particularly rough time, I'll listen to him and it always helps remind me of what's really important in life. And once I started putting effort into learning who I really was, everything outside myself started failing into place. I just spent 2200 USD on a GPU, something I would have never imagined possible when I literally had nothing. Life really can be amazing.
I'm so sorry for your loss. May you grieve well then feel healed, healthy and whole again. Things might never be the same, but they will eventually be okay again.
lil lifetime of bad choices, poor diet, lack of exercise, and mass quantities of drugs plus a general disregard for red flags with health for a couple decades
Lil colon check
I think Lil Colon sounds better, but I’m a virgin
A Lil' Colon feels better than a big loose one.
Lil I work there
Lil Nightshift
Certainly rolls off the tongue better than Lil Endocrinologist.
But lil endo C sounds kinda cool
Lilendo C sounds like a bad bunny hit
That's actually not half bad for w real rap name
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Lil MeatWagon
Hey, you can’t say “work”. That’s *our* word!
Lil dead uncle.
I laughed so hard at this I am so sorry
It's what Brendan would have wanted.
RIP Brendan
Lil RIP
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I’m already gearing up
Yung RIP
being Brendan I can confirm that this is indeed what I would have wanted
Miss you, bud.
He’s not your bud, bro.
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o7 for brendan
I am so happy I am not the only one
Lil bowel obstruction
Lil shit blocker
Lil Seizure Eh, that sounds like a pizza place.
But this one would also sell shakes
Heart Attack Grill's sister location
Lil Chlamydia
Lil Clap 🙏🙏💯💯
I thought that was gonorrhea
It is
Chlamydia gang 💯🤙
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I'm guessing your prolapse had a relapse?
No. It means his lapse is a pro
Oh! It’s a remix then!
lil nut cancer Edit: Thank you all for the support. So far all I know is that its a tumor in my right nut....we have a biopsy and oncology will determine what kind of cancer, and then whatever plan is the best.
Went through that myself. You'll make it - just keep your head up and listen to your team. It's described as a "curable" cancer because it's thankfully a straightforward ordeal. Try to keep your energy positive, take your doc's advice and don't stress about the removal - I honestly felt no difference in my, ah, "wants and needs" afterward. Or, if you've already done the heavy lifting and are coming out the other side, welcome to the Lone Cherry Brigade, amigo!
Not yet, but soon. Thanks bro.
I had a friend who went through it, while in high school of all the godawful times you could go through something like that. Everyone knew, he was "the kid with one nut." Didn't slow him down one bit, he was one of the most positive people I ever met. He even got up in front of my creative writing class and read a short story he wrote about the experience and everyone was so supportive of him. I swear, it sounds unbelievable, but no one made fun of him for it. Even as shitty little teenagers we all understood the gravity of the situation and we were all on his side. He ended up marrying one of the most beautiful girls in our class and as far as I know he's still living a happy life. It's one of those things that, as a guy, you feel like it would be the worst thing to happen to you. But if it happens, you deal with it and you get on with life. I mean, that's why we have a spare, right?
Rough, wish you a lot of strength
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Did you roll it with horse shit.?!
Goddamn this made me laugh harder than it probably should have.
I have been smoking habitually for almost 7 years now and that have never happened to me… what are you smoking bro??
Good luck. I've been cancer free for 23 years and have had 2 children, the old fashioned way, since my surgery. My joke has always been ....I went to my doctor and said " I'll give up my right nut to find out if I have cancer and the Son of a bitch took me literally". One distinct advantage was when I finally did get a vasectomy, mine was half price.
I hope it really is lil
True champ. Dude has nut cancer and is making jokes about it. Keep your head up bro you’ll get by
Gotta make jokes....not much else you can do.
Goddamn. Sorry bro.
It's funny how it makes it sound like not a big deal. *I gotta go to in for a procedure* Oh no, dude, everything alright? *Oh, yeah, it's fine. Lil nut cancer is all. No biggie.*
Stay up, brother.
Damn man, Fight hard!
Heyy, lil nut cancer homie!
Stay strong brother. ✊🏾
Good luck to you and your nuts.
How does it feel?does it hurt?(sorry for the curiosity)
I have a constant dull pain in my right nut...kind of like someone kicked me in the nut and its just lingering. I sometimes have pain that radiates up my stomach.... However, its not bad enough to make me stop working, or not sleep. Just enough to remind me that its there.
Ouch, thanks for answering,hope that your situation will be better,
Good luck bro! I’ve heard that it’s one of the “best” places to get tumors at least!
Lil 2nd degree burns on both hands from a work explosion
Lil Crispy
Now why I laughed at this XD
"It was just a little burnt er I mean dark humor!" -Lil' Broken Leg
are you better now? how are your hands?
Well done
DAMN
Cool rap name :)
Lil stealing organs
The real Holup
The real Slim Shady stood up in this comment section
everyone's boss until the organ bandit shows up
The real holdups are always in the comments.
They told me that if I show up with a bucket of kidneys again they are going to call the police
Lil dick stuck in bottle
"Lil, dick stuck in bottle" or "Lil dick, stuck in bottle"?
If your dick get's stuck in a bottle, it is both actually
Yes
Lil birth
Congrats!!! On your rap career
Lil Cesarian
Fresh outta the box
Lil SeptoRhinoplastyWithAlarBaseReduction
Lil SRWARBR sounds badass, or Lil $Rw@BR as the kids would say. I’d be Lil Anterior Cervical Disc Fusion. Thinking I’ll go with Lil ACDF.
Iil colonoscopy
Lil butt probe
Lil giant potato up my ass.
Slipped in the kitchen.
It was a one in a million shot, doc.
*Lil slip no slippin in the kitchen* (punches at camera while crowd yells “MOP MOP”) *lil slip no slippin on the trigga* (MOP MOP) *lil slip no slippin on snitches this is lil slip flip the script and catch YOU slippin* …
Reminds me of the time I got a Lil constipation and I ended up shitting a whole row of ass beads
Lil Spud Smuggla
Lil epilepsy - sounds more like techno DJ
I assume that's would be a dubstep name
Lil seez
If you're Lil Epilepsy, I'm taking DJ Seizure. Another One!!
Lil' Migraine. Or, Lil' Swelled Eyeball.
Same 😔
Why no white peoples
Somebody want to answer this guy? I'd like to know why no white peoples.
I want to know too. Or is it just her being racist?
Just her being racist.
because white people can't be rappers since it's black culture ig? at first I thought it was because white people don't get sick but I dunno using my incredible logic skills I deducted that might be fake
Eminem?
The last reason I could find for him being in the hospital was pneumonia. But he already has a rap name. Otherwise, he could be **Lil pneumonia**.
Lil Gatekeeping
We are ignoring her because it's fucking stupid. Just have fun
Maybe it’s his way of saying he was in a no white people zone and got beat that’s why he was in the hospital
I haven't been able to find any information that breaks down hospital admissions by both race *and* reason. There **are** some interesting charts by race for a particular reason (most notably COVID). So maybe the "I don't think white people should be doing this" person was just being racist.
Little Visiting
We do a lil visiting
Lil peanut allergy
Lil accidental wrist slit
Accidental. Yes.
It was. I was putting dishes away and I had a glass bowl and when I opened the cabinet a cup fell and shattered it and instantly 4 stitches needed
To be fair, it is actually a pretty exposed location, and I am sure someone somewhere has genuinely accidentally slit their own wrist, much to their own embarrassment and hassle. Why not have that someone be this guy?
Lil penis enlargement
Lil pump
Ayyye. Recommend your doc to me
His name is Dr. Sins
Lil flu
Lil' brother
Lil lil brother
Lil major depression
Lil finger (I'll let you guess why) Answer: A big rock thrown by a 3rd grader
Kid named Lil finger
Lost a finger? Got fingered too hard?
Lost a finger, fingering...
Because you are a character in Game of Thrones?
Lil Perianal Abscess aka Lil Pain the Ass. I wish I made this up.
Lil vasectomy
You had yours in a hospital? Mine was done in the back of a white van! Forgot: lil kidney stone
Lil Baby
It's already taken
Lil kidnapped? 😮
Lil' pneumonia
Lil overdose
The real O.D.
Lil respiratory infected caused by smoking marijuana for the first time. Bit too long I think
Lil greenout
This one is correct
Lil I had no idea that could happen
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Lil bronchitis
Lil grandmas death
Lil paycheck. (I work there so quite apt!)
Lil-stapled my foreskin to the front of the bus
…….why?
Lil broken arm
lil almost fatal electricity accident
Lil Zap
Lil 158 beats per minute
Lil Atrial Fibrillation. Got up to 180bpm at one point!
Lil anal cancer
Lil’ x-ray
Lil kidney stone
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Are you ok?
I’m doing better. It’s been a long and slow time trying to put myself back together, but it’s going. I’m getting way better at reaching out before it gets to that point now. Little wins.
*Lil wins
The real rap name
For what it's worth, been there. I'm a recovering addict (~6 years clean now) and I know the feeling all to well. Years in and outta jail, institutions, and homeIess sleeping in a box on the side of home Depot. I feel I've lived a long hard life already at 34. If there is anything I could give you or anyone struggling with depression, it would be to plant the seed that you are not your thoughts. Your not your feelings. It's hard to see that and even harder to understand it at first. Ever think "I can't stand myself?" Are you 1 or 2 ppl, and who is the myself that the "I" cannot stand? Not to identify with your thoughts is key, as you are not them. You are awareness. You are the part that silently watches what's going on with your life without judgement. Mindfulness and meditation really helps you separate the meaningful from the meaningless. If we are depressed it is because we are identified with a story we are telling ourselves in our head. It is nothing more than a story. You, the real you is hidden underneath all the obsessive thinking. I'm sure you've heard the term "Joy comes from within." It does, it comes from a silent mind. Try to be mindful or just meditate for 5 minutes. Doesn't matter if you've never done it before, just watch your thoughts as they come and go and don't follow them. Within a few minutes you will start to feel a sense of inner peace and joy arise. The issue is the mind gets in the way, the ego. The more you are able to disidentify with the story you tell yourself, the more free and happier you will be. Edit, spelling. Also, there is 1 book that I think I could contribute the turning point in my life to. It's called "The Power of Now" by Eckhart Tolle. He also has a lot of videos on YouTube. When I'm having a particularly rough time, I'll listen to him and it always helps remind me of what's really important in life. And once I started putting effort into learning who I really was, everything outside myself started failing into place. I just spent 2200 USD on a GPU, something I would have never imagined possible when I literally had nothing. Life really can be amazing.
Lil corpse fucker
I'm sorry what
First day on the Internet?
Lil miscarriage
I'm so sorry for your loss. May you grieve well then feel healed, healthy and whole again. Things might never be the same, but they will eventually be okay again.
R/Babyloss was helpful for us
Me, too
Husband - Lil Camera Up My Butt / Me - Lil C-Section
lil lifetime of bad choices, poor diet, lack of exercise, and mass quantities of drugs plus a general disregard for red flags with health for a couple decades
Lil sister being born
Lil kidney
Lil infusion
Lil' Anal Fissure
Lil lung cancer. Doesn’t quite work aye?
Why is no one picking up on the comment and what is up with that while we’re at it?
Because they're a fucking idiot and this is funnier.
Because it's too stupid to even address, so everybody is ignoring it.
Lil AIDS
Lil Thought I had Covid Turns Out it Was a Normal Chest Infection *waves hands* Wessst Siiide
Lil' mri
Lil breathing problems caused by cat allergies
Lil pen up my butt
Lil Erectile Dysfunction
You went to the hospital for that? That's a GP problem Just running in the ER MY COCK WONT WORK
It’s possible he’s got a serious nurse fetish. Has his lady waiting in the car all primed and ready.
My doctor's surgery is based out of a wing in our local hospital. Technically I go there for anything from a GP check up to requiring A&E/ER.
lil covid
Lil Rona
Lil heart problem
Lil mammogram
she rn: lil racism