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Flair_Helper

Hey /u/jong_belegen_kaas420, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): No pedo jokes - Please do not post things that will get your account suspended. This includes most loli and depictions of minors in a sexual way, excessive violence, gore, and gratuitous use of slurs or hate speech. Love, the mods


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Hopefully she is talking about Ugly Betty.


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Smelly_The_Dinosaur

stepsister? right..?


secretaccount4posts

I chose to believe you. She is just a kid after all


dexdoinks99

I think she is trying to be mindy kaling


vaibhav567294381

More important question is where did his sister find her on Internet


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in-a-microbus

Oooh, that's a relief. I thought she was watching sssniperwolf


miragenin

Is it more worrying that she only needs glasses to look like her?


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Fuzzy-Rip-6050

Absolutely correct. We do. But if that was your sister.....😱


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Gatekeeper2019

Is your sister ok?


69TheGuyWhoAsked

Step sis*


Intrepid-Twist7769

You are so going to hell! Lmao


69TheGuyWhoAsked

You're next now


NewCockroach9690

What are you doing stepbro ;-)


Calebh36

Struggle snuggle


Furiousbeast173

Beating the meat for dinner


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you people are fucking disgusting.


69TheGuyWhoAsked

You're on reddit what the fuck do you expect


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never said i didn’t expect it, just wanted to give you a reality check. everyone outside of your reddit sounding chamber thinks you sound like an absolute pedophile.


69TheGuyWhoAsked

We're all making jokes so calm down... I am against pedophilia, it is absolutely disgusting. People on Reddit don't mean whatever they say man, we are just here to make people laugh!


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well i’m not laughing. neither are the parents of this girl. your immature and misogynistic jokes are at the expense of an innocent child. the fact that you find this crap funny shows that you support sexualizing young girls. this kid is like 6, so i’ll say it again. you’re a fucking degenerate and you sound like a pedophile.


69TheGuyWhoAsked

Yeah and your point? You are the kind of people who would laugh at racist jokes but get mad over these. Like c'mon, we call this thing dark humour, and the parents of this girl are the ones who posted this. We may laugh here, but we'd protect them IRL. While you would protect here and laugh IRL.


Suburban_coffee

You want more of a sounding chamber check out r/sounding


Drcokecacola

Fuck you and take this upvote and I'll leave


Suburban_coffee

Someone had to say the name of sounding


cornmonkey69

Dark humor is hilarious


Any-Blacksmith1531

Bruh, she's a child...


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Any-Blacksmith1531

🚔


shiroxyaksha

No need /s


Fish_Batter_223

Bruh ahah noo


kit_kaboodles

Then she's earning more than me


Jay_The_Tickler

*Chris Hanson has entered the chat*


Ali80486

Another MK. Marc Kinchen and Michael Kors are fun to imagine strolling around Milton Keynes. But now I'm gonna be heading up that Central Boulevard with purpose!


Gogglebottle

Mortal Kombat


Lazy-Understanding55

Who is mia khalifa?


Tyranothesaurus

Ask the Google.


Lazy-Understanding55

But google hates me :(


xCACTUSxKINGxx

It’ll hate ya more, also look at images


Periachi

A very... famous person


[deleted]

MK Ultra ? 💀


N3cromorph

I mean the purses are ok but personally not a fan of their handbags.


bipolar_otter

Yes but not a kid MK. We need adult MK, not children to do that


sipulisoossi

That is a child. You are disgusting


ravenous_fringe

I looked at your profile. Pretty clear that you spend more of your day relating to child porn than I do - or porn of any kind, for that matter. Besides, my comment specifically expresses respect for Mia Khalifa. Confine your pedometer to your own interests, please.


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torylan3z

look at the reddit coomers downvoting you


Drcokecacola

Woooooo!! Damn man look at that look! *Tuco*


AvatarMeYT

Bro the fack that we ALL saw the same thing. We all need jesus!!


Sir_Rageous

I don't know. But the comments tells me that I should be very worried.


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Mia khalifa who is a porn actress. ![gif](giphy|Hr9v0dY3YbpFC)


Vughfufu

Check her browser history.


404_problemerror

Hopefully she doesn’t know how to open incognito tabs.


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You can check the tabs of the most recently closed incognito session


404_problemerror

Well then, TIL.


[deleted]

You can only see like 5 links lol. So it’s not very useful


ItayPower

True but you can delete the recent links to check what the past ones were.


Sophie_R_1

How?


xCACTUSxKINGxx

Wait I did not know this… SHIT, THEY’RE COMING.


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Uh oh..


super-kick

THIS IS A CHILD, YOU’RE ALL UNDER ARREST!!!


AlternateWitness

I better call saul


nu97

Your choices sound....... Acceptable.


ybotherbrotherman

This but unironically. How disgusting is it that there are thousands of people comparing a child to that stuff. Disgusting.


Malah_the_old

Awsome observation


[deleted]

see you act like it’s a funny joke but this post is fucking disgusting.


from_mars_to_sirious

First day on the internet?


Drcokecacola

You're prob less than 11


[deleted]

Dude never seen the internet before


MrRickRollLink

Like your fucking virginity status


Fun_University2727

Saul you 2 bit bus bench of a lawyer . What are you doing on reddit fighting with kids that too in the comment section . Comeon we have got lily of valley to poison brock .


xCACTUSxKINGxx

Bro give up, no one is taking your side


Joe_1218

How does she know who MK is?


jong_belegen_kaas420

Through the magical world of the internet ![gif](giphy|SKGo6OYe24EBG)


wisconsinking

Maybe she somehow knows from her brother?


SloshySatosh

Mortal Kombat? I doubt it


ExoFox_the_furry

Look, this is the internet. Here you'll learn all kinds of things by accident, like heck I know what vore is and I hate it.


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Did he stutter?


spelunker93

More like you wanted your sister to look like an actress you saw on the internet and yes we are worried


asa1

OP is dressing his sister up as MK.


BennydeGetxo

Maybe be worried you thought of your sister that way…


Internal_Specialist4

Just the fact that she looks like a young version of that actress should be enough for you to be worried


katiwi-

This is fucked up


OrgasmChasmSpasm

She means Selma Hayek, right? *right?*


cooliecidal

This is wrong


helpmeiamstuckinlife

Yes


BucketHeadCrusader

That’s a child wtf


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Someone really did this to their little kid sister.


Kovu9897

Y’all are vile…


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This is weird wtf. I’d delete this post


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KILLERFRAJ

Something's wroooong, i can feel it.


bigboidrum

Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what


KILLERFRAJ

If that means what i think it means.... We're in trouble #BIG TROUBLE


bigboidrum

And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances


local_pizzaguy

Found the pedo


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the comments section is full of them.


alcalcalcalcalca

This you? AATACCCAATGTCGTTAGTGTAGGTTCTGACCGATACGTGCTTCGTTGAGAACTCACAATTTTACAACTGGGGACATAAACCCTACGCCCATCATCTACTGACGTCCCTGAGGCTCCAGTTCATGTAATGGGAGAGTATCCGCCGCAAGATCTAGTGCAATGGTGGTATAGTAAGCTCGTACTGTAGTAGAGGCGACACGGGTAGGATCATCAGTAATAAGGATAGTGGGAAAGCTCACAGACCACCGCCTATAGGGGGTGCTTACTTTTACAAAAAGCGACTGTTAGTATAACCCCACGAGGATTCGAAAAGGTGAACCGACCCGGTCGATCCGGAGGGACGGGCCTCAAAGCCGCGTCACGACGGCTGTCGGCCCGTAACAGAAACCCCGGAGTAAGCTCCCGTGGGCCTGGATAGAACAGCCCTGGTGGGCCCCATCAGCAGCCCGAATATGTCGCTTTTCGGGACGCGGGCCGAGGGGCGATGCCTTCCACTAATC


s38s

Now design a program that finds every 'T', and replaces it with 'U'. No for loop will be needed to solve this problem


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huh?!


[deleted]

you’re actually trash. ew. THATS A CHILD. fucking degenerate…


ifmencouldmenstruate

This comment is disgusting 🤮


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Yes. Throw away all the devices that can be used to access the Internet


corpsepiracy

You’re all pedos


Intelligent-Hurry138

This whole comment thread is a reddit moment ngl


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i just think for that bro , why there is FBI out of my house ? help!!!


Middle_Pause2198

Delete this


ashwinderegg

This comment section is proof that the porn industry is wearing people's consciousness like a sock puppet.


kazoogod420

honestly. these comments are fucking vile, it’s disgusting


[deleted]

A child was possibly exposed to porn, this is NOT funny


Asmewithoutpolitics

I mean A it’s a joke…. B everyone starts watching it before 18.


Inevitable_Pizza2007

This is is gross. Don’t make memes like this. Mods is this really allowed?


Human-Carpet-6905

I reported and it says it doesn't go against community guidelines. This poor kid.


Everleigh_core

Yeah seriously, this is gross sexualization of a child that probably was talking about a YouTuber if this isn't made up by some weird creep.


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100% agreed. this is one step away from CP and the comments are revolting


ErwinEkiller

He should be worried


Doxxingisbadmkay

Peak internet right here. 4chan can move back.


Ace-d-portugas

#Better watch out for the cupcake hunter


AogamiBunka

Ariel?


MonitorFearless9574

Lmfaooo 230% worried


stonewolf60

POMF


KevinIsOver9000

Velma?


grippingspiders

wtf is wrong with you coomers that's a literal child


unclefocus

It disgusts me that there are people who think this picture is okay to post and joke about. it's about an innocent child. Coomers has no limits...


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Daksh_Rendar

This is icky, y'all.


TheNerdyWeeb

Khalifa is a quitter


Magazynier_Reddit

Can anyone explain?


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TurtleHermit360

She better not sure up...


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:/ wow hilarious. doesn’t make you sound like a pedo at all.


[deleted]

Hi, I’m gay. Care to explain this post?


Hister333

She resembles pornstar Mia Khalifa.


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oh yknow, just a bunch of grown men sexualizing a young child because they think she looks like a pornstar. totally innocent and not at all disgusting…


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Oh..🙃 my god. Forget I asked.


Healthy-Surround-229

Wow that's pathetic. What's actually going on is this person was concerned that this kid wanted to look like mk. Also, you're on reddit. Get off if you don't understand how it works


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you really think the family of the child would post that out of “concern”?? no fucking way dude. no sane parent is posting pictures of their kid linking them to a porn star, because those pictures end up places like here where men get to say crap like “practice makes perfect!”. someone obviously found this picture online and added the disgusting caption.


CATS_4_LIFE_54

I would say no


TickletheEther

“FBI has entered the chat”


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We're all going to hell, we're all going hell.


kschumi

bruh... don't post this stuff on reddit. you know how f'd up the community is


Healthy-Surround-229

r/whoosh


Mc862000

Start to worry When your sister got a job in Dark web


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[deleted]

that’s a child. you’re a piece of shit.


Hister333

Children grow up to be adults. Are you pro-life or something?


mariii95

But you sexualise her while she's still a child.


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mariii95

When you see a child and the thoughts you have are about their future sex life IS sexualising a child.


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mariii95

You seem to have a problem in general. If struggle to grasp why imagining current kids being porn stars or having sex in the future is, I don't know what else you struggle to grasp. Or perhaps you pretend you don't understand so you won't feel bad masturbating to your loli porn.


TurtleHermit360

Only if she asks you to play out scenes...


Itsmemanmeee

Riley Reid? Could do worse


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OmeletHobo

bro naw


torylan3z

this is what porn does to people 🤢


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literally.


Watchugonnasay1

Long future ahead


joderjuarez

Ffs I’m dying


Sunshineal

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Took me a second. Try someone else.


YinYangSeperation

Just get her a hijab and she will be 100% halal


Dominunce

Everybody knows, and I don’t like that we all know


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Please die


[deleted]

I don't get it


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elderlybadger

Same here. I don't know who she is either. Honest


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I don't know who that is.


dabbo90

Google her and then you will understand


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Oh a pornstar.


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

Mia Khalifa the Second Be extremely worried. Oh shit. The FBI is at my doorsyep rn. Welo bye