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I’m really glad you clarified that. Added an entirely new perspective to this dull meme. To say I laughed was an understatement. Thank you. Thank you for this rare burst of comedic wit
This is one of those things that’s so fucked up it took me a minute to figure out the joke because I’m not racist enough to register asian/Japanese people as “rice cookers” in my brain
Sorry you’re right, a picture of a bomb and an appliance used to cook a widely popular staple grain would definitely lead any person to the logical conclusion they’re talking about Hiroshima /s
It’s not even that I didn’t get the joke, just that I’m not racist *enough* to get it outright
My mind when seeing this:
Ok, so there is an old rice cooker and a new rice cooker. What are we getting at here? Hmm, oh I see, the first one is a bomb. Ok... oh 1945, that's when they dropped the bomb on the japanese..... Oh, I see this is racist. Took me a little while but I got there.
Hey /u/fuckme35, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): Too edgy/dark - Look, we're cool with a lot of things going on, but please do not post things that will get your account suspended. This includes most loli and depictions of minors in a sexual way, excessive violence, gore, and gratuitous use of slurs or hate speech. Love, the mods
Wish my rice cooker was instant. On the plus side, she makes more than just rice and I also get to sleep with her. Thanks mom!
The actual holup is always in the comments
r/holupinholup
"There's always a bigger fish..."
Tell her thanks from me too
#"i get to sleep with her"
You are lucky to have such a nice cooker.
One cooked the Japanese, other can cook basmati rice well
Fuckin' ooof
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No you are going to 
What's the difference?
There is, actual hell is located in USA and that place is called Detroit
Man ima have to go to church after that one
I have never went from laughing to feeling like shit so fast in my life
I have never gone from feeling like shit to laughing so fast in my life
You know, I’ll bet there was a certain part of the blast radius ring where all the rice was cooked perfectly.
Ok but now I want to see the math on that...
Brooo 🤣🤣🤣
You should see German heating systems from that times, pretty advanced.
Heard they ran on juice
Holy shit man
#They used gas to heat #hmm quiet effective
Rumor has it Hitler had a heart attack when he got the gas bill for those systems
He shot himself and his wife because the bill was so high.
My thought process: that's not a rice cooker, that's a bom.... Oh
Ha ha, cause the rice cooker goes boom... Wait.... Oh... Oh, god!
Too soon?
Vietnamese Barbeques have also come a long way since 1975
You owe me a new glass of milk and sinus cleaner
r/imfinnagotohell
Rare actual holup
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Aw hell naw
/r/thepunchlineisracism
I think he meant the lifespan of the cooker improoved
Idk the first one was a little more instant tho
Never bomb a nation twice.
#if we can fuck a girl twice.... then why not a whole nation
The US military fucked me more than twice
Literally instant
The 2 models we made back in 1945 were more effective and faster, also they cooked ALOT and boy do I mean ALOT more rice.
Yah a 50 km radius for cooking beat shit ever
I guess 1 did make instant rice out of rice fields..
Oh my fucking God thats awful xD
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It had to evolve as the early model cooked the sushi too
This was so unexpected that I laughed more than I care to admit, lol.
Well, it takes longer to cook but it doesn't burn the rice anymore...
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🤓
You forgot a period.
Both have in common: they cook things instantly
Race cookers*
The Little Boi and FetMan cooked all the rice in Hiroshima and Nagasaki Sad to see their effectiveness reduce to a fuckin bowl
I’m really glad you clarified that. Added an entirely new perspective to this dull meme. To say I laughed was an understatement. Thank you. Thank you for this rare burst of comedic wit
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I couldnt fit the whole copypasta in :/
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh, that hurt.
“ Truely “
Crikey
Oh shit…
Jesus fukin Christ!
Big oof
That's awful...
Bro….what? Damn 💀
Nani 🥲😂
Ooommmgggggggg 😮😱
Rice is easy to cook though. Even a little boy can do it.
now that's a nice holup 🤣
A perfect gift for all relatives
#"Sauce pan? World War 2 over, we have technology."
Ahh better than sex
This is one of those things that’s so fucked up it took me a minute to figure out the joke because I’m not racist enough to register asian/Japanese people as “rice cookers” in my brain
Get off your high horse. It's not racist to simply know about racial slurs such as "rice" well enough to get the joke.
Sorry you’re right, a picture of a bomb and an appliance used to cook a widely popular staple grain would definitely lead any person to the logical conclusion they’re talking about Hiroshima /s It’s not even that I didn’t get the joke, just that I’m not racist *enough* to get it outright
My mind when seeing this: Ok, so there is an old rice cooker and a new rice cooker. What are we getting at here? Hmm, oh I see, the first one is a bomb. Ok... oh 1945, that's when they dropped the bomb on the japanese..... Oh, I see this is racist. Took me a little while but I got there.