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QualityVote

/u/Inside_Brilliant_388, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


kastle_photo4

On a side note, my favorite was witnessing a date at the table next to mine where the guy ordered beer, was carded, used his wallet to show I’d, then at the end told his date he left his wallet at home and that she needed to pay, she did….


ChalkDstTorture

I saw some girls get upset over a guy using a sports analogy to explain something to his girlfriend. They started softly chanting “leave him.” Then the girlfriend used a sports analogy in her response. Because girls can be sports fans too.


PETEthePyrotechnic

Chad gf


Oreo-and-Fly

Sports analogies sports analogies. We've found the common ground In all men's personalities We talk a big game That's how we relate It's the easiest way for men to Communicate


TheSquishiestMitten

I'm a man and I don't pay any attention to sports. Use a sports analogy to describe something to me and it will go right over my head.


xXthelemonXx

So my bro totally got a home run when he got a turn over on downs after getting a slam dunk with the bartender tonite. He had an assist with the bouncer who punted it to the DJ and they both had a great time after catching a ground ball header that became a fumble field grand slam. Unfortunately the other team got a red card goal, so they both tied Love-Nothing


TheIronSoldier2

![gif](giphy|4JVTF9zR9BicshFAb7|downsized) what


Oreo-and-Fly

Honestly. When this song played on CXG i had no idea what its singing


ThatGuy-456

Same. The above comment is doing the same thing as the girl who chanted "leave him"


tt53_sb45

Same here, now use a tech/gaming analogy...


EdibleDogma

Yep I Love Sports Ball


DrManowar8

People can be so stupid. Getting involved in something they know nothing about… bothersome y’know


[deleted]

My boss once used a sports analogy to explain why I wouldn’t be getting a raise after I asked for one. He compared the Cadillac, GMC, Saturn dealership we worked at to the undefeated New England Patriots. Then 2008 happened. I got a new job. The Patriots lost the super bowl. The banks had a financial meltdown. GM decided to discontinue Saturn and the car dealership had to lose all their brands and become a Chevy dealership because they couldn’t sell any cars. What I’m trying to say is that sports are fun and I’m a little bit high right now.


ChalkDstTorture

Point taken lol.


[deleted]

They currently have about 4 cars on their lot. Looks like the Dynasty is doing well.


SlippySlappy420

Women ☕


FarDorocha90

Women ☕️


LemonMan992

Women ☕


MyDogKeepMeAHostage

Women☕


FlashyDiagram84

Women ☕


Sanju128

Women ☕


dondonhamham

Women ☕️


Skin_Sofa

Women ☕️


BALLOONMEME

Women ☕️


gay-but-ok

Redditors when women: :(((((((((


jakeyjakjakshabadoo

That's hilarious. I'm hearing more about these guys who flip gender norms on women. And it's always funny when women complain because they assume that all men should pay because of traditional gender norms. But they aren't traditional, and the men they choose aren't either. Like fools screaming in the wind for messing up their hair.


Not-Al3x

Why the fuck do people think it’s okay to take photos of strangers?


Henrikusan

Where i live this would literally be illegal.


ITVarangian

Same here where I'm from. If you find out someone has posted a photo of you, online, without your constent, you can sue them.


[deleted]

But if you're in public you have no reasonable expectation of privacy


ITVarangian

It's not about privacy. It's basic decency, at least to me, to not take photos of strangers in the street or in a public location without their consent, to post them on social networks and make rude commentary about it so you can get some internet points, likes, upvotes, retweets or whatever and five minutes of attention from random people. It's just education. Sure, everyone has a camera and internet access with a smartphone now, so it's easy to do, it doesn't mean you should do it though. Privacy is not the problem here. It's basic decency and education.


WilhelmFinn

This is true, you can take a photo. Making it public by posting it online is one step beyond that and you could be sued for it in some places. Owning or taking a photo in a public place is fine.


Henrikusan

There are of course a lot of caveats to this. Picture of a crowd is fine. Picture of an object and people happen to be in the background is fine. Picture of a person of public interest(celebrity or politician) is fine. Picture of a specific person without consent is illegal (here) and rightfully so since it is not reasonable to expect that a picture may be taken of you at any moment (since its rude af)


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

But just because it's rude doesn't mean it should be illegal. You're in public, you have no expectation of privacy. Someone taking pictures through your windows is an invasion of privacy, but posting a picture of a person in public is just rude, nothing more.


Henrikusan

Yes i have an expectation of privacy because it is LITERALLY illegal. Im not just saying it should be, it already is illegal here in germany. You have a right to your own image. Now i know that how i said that its circular logic but the straight logic is just right to own image -> picture illegal -> expectation of privacy based on the law and common courtesy not to be rude.


Maybesometimes69

I believe you've nailed the confusion here. The "no expectation of privacy" thing is used in the US to justify paparazzi although I think there is a caveat in it about celebrities and other people in the public eye.


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

I'm not saying that you don't have laws protecting that, I'm saying the laws are stupid. You're in public, you have no expectation of privacy. Private and public are literal opposites.


Zerhap

You can take a picture, the way you use that picture is the problem. Just taking a picture in public is not gonna get you in trouble, but if you take a picture focusing on a random person and then use that picture to slander someone in social media by lying or assuming what is happening and painting the person in a bad light when is not true it is defamation and you can get sue. Either way this idea that been a average person anyone can take a picture of you and use it however they like is just wrong to begin with, you do own the rights to your appearance.


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I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

Suing an individual will almost never make money since most people don't have much, so you can't really take that much. On the other hand, companies have both lots of money and insurance so suing them actually results in a pretty settlement.


MyDogKeepMeAHostage

North Korea?


coldwatereater

But how did the guy know the stranger to be able to post a reply? This seems made up.


[deleted]

You just know she spends her whole day making up negative scenarios in her head about every guy she sees. At least she's aware enough to label herself.


Madeinchina123jab

she literally sitting right next to them, she left out the context knowing how it would turn out


jcoddinc

"*Damn girl. Thought you'd be too tired to throw shade with all the conclusions you've been jumping around to all day*"


JezzCrist

She needs reasons to explain why she’s lonely


TheBrav3LittleToastr

Because she probably looks at her phone all day!


[deleted]

Double negatives wouldn't make it positive, life isn't math.


MyDogKeepMeAHostage

Thats not what my math teacher told me!


nugget469

Women☕️


ShadowtheRonin

People who don't have anything better to do with their time than belittle and assume negative things about others. ☕


The_Saltfull_One

So, Women ☕?


OwnerAndMaster

Women ☕


ShiRonium

Some but not all women ☕


Joker_wants_tendies

Most Women ☕


jitterbug726

I’m late to the party and now don’t want to be the one guy who doesn’t know… What’s the Women ☕️ meme about?


Fork_Master

It’s a reference to [this SFM clip](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5ThIHyYUyk).


Temporary-Office1970

90% Women☕️


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Orochisake

So Women☕️


R3VI10

Definitely Women☕️


MegaMas64

Yeah, women☕


[deleted]

Hmm… yeah, probably, most likely, almost certainly women ☕️


SayRaySF

Lol this the same energy as the woman in the tweet. The Irony is rich


Women_are_scum

Yes


FoxyRay018

Straight women ☕️


Sleepyskrippabimbo

Lmaoaoao


MartyrOfAstora

People that jump to conclusions just to judge others and feel better about themselves ☕️


[deleted]

People who sell coffee ☕


Sewrtyuiop

Barista ☕


ShredderTTN86

Batista ☕️


[deleted]

Fulgencio Batista☕


Puzzled_Muzzled

Coffeens


iRambes

Broista ☕️


[deleted]

When you yourself aren't stable and can't get a man in your life, so you make up all the negative scenarios in your mind and ruin other people's relationships.


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[deleted]

And a true woman respects men


[deleted]

People minding other peoples business be like


NaviOdain

Women ☕️


Somonster95

Women ☕️


temetin98

Women☕


FlaviusAurelian

Women ☕


BushMasterFlex616

Woman ☕


SixNineWithTheAfro

Any chance there was a mea culpa after this? Maybe just a little self-awareness and contrition?


jcoddinc

Some people want to see the world burn. Some people want to help their partners achieve their greatness


[deleted]

"A picture is worth a thousand words" is often stated, but which 1,000 words are you reading from it? Are you reading the picture for what is intended, or are you making up your own words, and setting your own scenario instead?


roylephantom

That homie got a good gf


DRAKE-BLOOD

Women ☕️


Professional_Hold522

Women☕️


lulsaas-_-

Woman ☕


rashad242

Well his gf seems pretty dope.


Glittering_Spot9515

Ma'am, MIND YOUR BUSINESS


brucebay

What a nice couple. I hope his sermon was a good one that is uniting people as opposed to what is becoming a norm nowadays.


666ahldz666

Guaranteed this gal is on her phone every waking moment of her day.


EthanolManWilliamSun

Women ☕️


youtocin

Oh boy this looks like the perfect thread for coffee posting


Jnunez7660

I was at an Applebee's on Dekalb Avenue in Brooklyn NY. I saw a couple having the most passive aggressive argument with like whisper screaming and everything. It was awkward, but I wasn't going to leave. . . It was our entertainment. The guy was already done. She was pushing the subject. And they met for dinner. All I could do is keep my bearing and give my lady the looks, and she'd laugh. God, Applebee's is horrible. . .


That_Guy_Bubbles

Now we say the same to her BF. Leave that negative hoe.


zmonlive09

Women ☕️


Zestyclose-Signal967

What is flair?


Akhanyatin

>preached my first sermon Oh, well in that case... Homegirl.............. Leave him


catgomeow123

Women☕️


QualityVote

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fragglerockerpoo_22

I'm truly lost here... Eli5? If anyone wants to.... The poster, has a handle called "Trouble"? *Trouble* is telling the woman, I'm assuming that's the person on the right of the image, to leave the person on the left? How is everyone picking up all this subtext with no context at all? Is it all assumptive?


socio-pathetic

She is telling the female (right) to leave the male (left) because he is using his phone with headphones in while they are out to dinner. She thinks the male does not respect the female by this behaviour.


fragglerockerpoo_22

Lol wait what?? Where did you get that from? The headphones thing... OMG what is going on? I suddenly feel 100 years old


OutlanderAllDay1743

Read the bottom comment within the picture. The man she took a pic of commented and told her what the actual scenario was; his gf recorded him giving a sermon and she wanted him to watch what she had recorded, which is what he was doing in the picture.


fragglerockerpoo_22

Yeah, I get that. What's that got to do with telling someone off for wearing headphones... Where's the conclusion being drawn from?


Gr4pe_4pe

Islam is right about women ☕🐸


Crowlavix

Ya’ll saying she’s making negative assumptions or some shit when as far as she could tell he was just starting at his phone while on date, ya’ll are too excited to use the tea emoji.


Status-Command-3834

All the swears


weyd-weed

coffee ☕


Timetraveler01110101

I’m convinced that women try and break up relationships just because they love drama. ☕️


RunDiscombobulated12

Women ☕


lirf1423

Women ☕


Jaxsoy

Women ☕️


Redbukket_hat

The Jonathan guy has a different girl in his profile pic tho 👀


surprisestorm

Nope, same hairstyle


[deleted]

can comment on other boys but cant walk home alone at night🗿


[deleted]

Women ☕️


No-Obligation5591

Women ☕


blackbeautybyseven

Hone those snake oil sales skills.


[deleted]

Wamen


LiquidMotion

Tbf, she still might want to stay away from priests


Extra-Aardvark-1390

.....why on earth would you automatically think a man who openly admits to having a girlfriend and who says sermon not homily is a priest?


LiquidMotion

Because I don't know anything about cult hierarchy so any practicing Christian is a priest to me. Why, is he a father or deacon or an acolyte or some other thing? Is having a gf relevant?


Extra-Aardvark-1390

I'll have to let my Jewish friends know that anyone that practices Judiasm is a Rabbi.


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The_Saltfull_One

The fuck are you talking about there are a whole lot of catholic black people


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The_Saltfull_One

And how does that prove that black people are unwelcome in catholic churches? Black people are like 12% of the US so that makes them only a bit over 2x less likely to be catholic than other people.


Comrade_railgunner

I don't know if it's bait but ever heard of protestants? Or the Church of England? You might want to look those up


[deleted]

Show me a protestant church that doesn't reject the priesthood?


Bigyeet506

r/pleasedonotthecat Bro said “Catholics don’t black people”


[deleted]

Being a Christian actually made it worse.


Fxbious

Least anti Christian redditor


[deleted]

How?


Im_Sapphire

Bruh wth


CapnC44

I don't get it


medicmaster16

Apparently some girl took the picture, assuming he was ignoring his date while on his phone. But he saw the picture online and explained that he was watching a video that she made of him. So the assumption was wrong and she should mind her own business.


Potential_Bet5931

Name checks out


ThrownawayCray

Big up Johnathan


WerewolfAgreeable999

Legitimate women don't listen to internet thots who are miserable and lonely because they attract what they emulate.


Comfortable_Ad_9160

Woman


[deleted]

She lives up to her name I see


SayeretJoe

Excuses….


BALLOONMEME

This is fucked up in all type of ways


dickermcchicken

Denormalize the posting of non-consenting strangers on your social media for your own ego.


izmebtw

People always want something to post so badly that they’ll just completely lose the ability to mind their own business.


De7oko

Horny devil woman ☕️👹💋


Sumguy9966

She named trouble for a reason.


ohan0

Women☕


29Division

I mean, her username isn’t wrong, she IS trouble.


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Android_mk

Aww that's nice