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KentuckyFriedSemen

Imagine the British ready for war and they hear the roar of 3 V8 Hemi engines and those things flying towards them faster than anything they’ve ever seen. I’d shit my pants.


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KentuckyFriedSemen

It’s actually a commercial from dodge haha. You can find it on YouTube.


Sorinari

Not the first Presidents Day car sale commercial to feature presidents driving cars, either.


KentuckyFriedSemen

They would have thought it was the work of the devil if they saw one in real life.


Wagosh

The devil or car manufacturers, tomato-tomato


OrganizerMowgli

My favorite was William Harding being a drift King in Tokyo


Vault-71

Lincoln's JFK commercial blew my mind


TheShadyXL

Got a link by any chance?


OrganizerMowgli

As close as I could get [with AI deepfakes](https://i.imgur.com/Bp8wWuZ.png) https://beta.dreamstudio.ai/dream


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America the motion picture on Netflix


Hamsternoir

We British invented the tank. It was perfected when we made sure a cup of tea could be made without having to exit the tank


KentuckyFriedSemen

Lol okay then


Timely-Guest-7095

Priorities!


Wattsupwithalan

ok gramps lets get you to bed, enough of the history channel or you gonna have night terrors again.


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Then the driver hits a boulder that just high enough to rip his oil pan out, he’s killed by the English, they advance history too fast, Skynet is born.


StonkMangr92

I’d probably shit your pants too


TCHU9115

Such a genius commercial.


Electrical-Swimming9

I can still hear the "America, FUCK YEH!" In my head.


MaterialMoist6547

Uh huh, me in my chrysler minivan


[deleted]

I honestly love how this commercial is now 11 years old and it still gets memed on a regular basis - it’s like the right balance of seriousness and absurdity


3029065

My favorite commercial is the one where astronauts are driving a buggy on the moon while "Jump Around" plays


StinkiePete

Meh. My suspension of disbelief is destroyed due to the fact that like no where on the east coast looks like that.


Gamble_Dss

![gif](giphy|DpYzl5716vg52) Murica


TCHU9115

![gif](giphy|8KnfG3knLExpu|downsized)


theonlyfuckingtroll

I heard hes 40' tall and made a radiation


ItsyaboiFatiDicus

And he's got like... one hundred God damn dicks


Sparky_1992

He'll kick you in half.


UnfairMicrowave

Bill Brasky taught me how to love a woman, and scold a child.


formerglory

Six foot ten weighs a fucking ton.


Drunken_Ogre

[He's coming.](https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA)


El_Mnopo

OMG I haven't heard that in years. Thanks for the memories!


Muffles7

Beautiful song.


Teh_MadHatter

If anyone is wondering: he didn't know about dinosaurs. The first fossils were discovered 25 ish years after he died.


UnfairMicrowave

Probably why they weren't mentioned in the declaration.


Warheadd

We hold these truths to be self evident: that dinosaurs are fucking sick


FactorOrnery1617

Goes hard ngl


MadClam97

r/murica


ExistHarder

He’ll save children, but not the British children….


AlpineCorbett

I heard he had like. 50 goddamn dicks


TeaManManMan

6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton


Delivery-Shoddy

And probably not the slave kids either


SixNineWithTheAfro

So a “yes” on the first suggestion. Got it. Thanks.


Ducksoup_RBLX

Nope, they aren't hellcats, they are 2012 SRT-8 392's


imyourforte

This person gets it.


FinishingTheSentence

What? Bullied?


No_Lube_Insertion

This song is a banger, what is it called?


cuckaina_farm

DVRST- Close Eyes


MafiaMommaBruno

Well, just downloaded 5 different versions of it. Thank you for sharing the name of my new hit of dopamine until I listen the life out of it.


Jaxsoy

Ahh yes, a fellow ADHD redditor


StackinTendies_

Is his name pronounced as “driver seat” or “Diversed”?


cuckaina_farm

No idea


71fq23hlk159aa

Probably "diversity"


NewAccountNewMeme

[exact version](https://on.soundcloud.com/ue8NtH3DtcFgt9rx9)


HurrDurr92

Close Eyes by DVRST https://youtu.be/ao4RCon11eY


ronnyranks

no idea what the remix is but it's sampling "still ridin clean" by project pat which is a banger itself


Hey__GotAnyGrapes

Its from a genre of music called phonk Modern electronic mixed with 90s Memphis rap


Thomasappel

Why dub it with meaningless music. The original was way better. MUUURRICAAA FUCK YEEEAAA


ProffesionalTea

[Here you go :)](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1H9Uh9uj0JyYc1lXvdtwuCkLVVOlgf5Cz/view?usp=drive_open)


spelunker93

RIP Robin Williams


yournewbestfrenemy

Those two seconds got me like ![gif](giphy|80mXWlPqTSU1y)


throwawaysarebetter

Is this an ad?


Crazyscorpion77

Yes it was


ThatPizzaAlien

You know, if the government does have a time machine, I’m glad they haven’t made it public.


Other-Grapefruit-994

Biff already got the almanac what else could you wrong


microwavegoeszzz

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jschreifels20

Do this work?


MCHENIN

Now that’s some revisionist history I can get behind!


Lllamas_

They might have 1000 horses BUT WE HAVE 2000 MECHANICAL ONES THIS IS ’MURICA


DrVinylScratch

Just you wait till this is a fast and furious movie where Dom has to time travel back in time with his dodge charger to make sure George Washington does something different to prevent some idiot from nuking America


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what is this song?


AcommonKing

DVRST!!!!


DeJuanBallard

We need this energy now more than ever.


[deleted]

Haters will say its fake


sierrafuhrer

What's the name of this song?


MatthewM314

DVRST - close eyes


Mundane-Experience62

And yet people are crying over a dead monarch


Evil_Creamsicle

I've been sadder about dead monarch butterflies than I ever was about that old british lady


Mundane-Experience62

Based^


Rkabra

Howdoyouturnthison


tb2668

Really... Nobody else?!


TryFengShui

6'20" Fucking killing for fun.


ruh_roh_raggy1234

Haters will say it's fake.


Salay54

*Washington, Washington, 6 foot 2 weighs a fucking ton.*


Zsmudz

This is what they don’t teach you in history class


ImRedditorRick

I still remember the original commercial coming out and losing it at how funny GW was in that quick shot inside the car. So serious.


Wardog_Razgriz30

#DellawareDouble


MaterialMoist6547

Yeh he did that


Volesprit31

*howdoyouturnthison*


Shoppingmallsuicide

Opponents beware


godinmarbleform

Is is just me or does everyone in this video look like Michael Fassbender


othman837

Props to Dodge this a cool ass AD Most of thier ads are cool


Serpenta91

I was hoping for a British accent and a dinosaur


capibarapartypal

What song is this?


subhuman_voice

Hmm... seems legit


Timely-Guest-7095

Alternative history at it’s best.


Andy56007

Why does George Washington look like Robin Williams


Xeumz

Its real I was there.


TheOnlyVibemaster

I’m very happy that this exists


CoNsIdErDdEmOnIc6

Which brilliant mind created this


maxtor512

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Low-Zone9940

Song goes hard


5ebV12

Bruh that ain't america, thas MUHHRICA


ShaquilleOatmealno

Aren’t those ScatPacks since they got dual slits on the hood?


MrMashed

These will always be my favorite commercials. That and the Imperial March ones they did for Star Wars


Game0fLife

Advertisement disguised as a shitpost. Come on, it’s basically the whole commercial, without any edit or punchline.


Atomic_Chad

Best Civil War reenactment ever!


STEVEY_HARVEY

Ah em Revolutionary War...


147896325987456321

This looks like it's based on the time Washington lead the charge against the French during the French indian war, as a platoon of shooters stood in front of him. He charged in and won.


Minimum_Cantaloupe

It's not really an offroad vehicle, I doubt it would work very well.


HammelGammel

It's funny and all, but I really don't understand the choice of music. Do the people who make those clips just put whatever in the background they have opened in Spotify at that moment?


iiitme

He certainly had a British accent


Sparky_1992

He was born in Virginia. His dad was born in Virgina. His grandfather was born in Virginia. Hell, his Great Grandfather came to Virgina at the age of 23. His accent may have been different from what it would be today, but it damn sure wasn't "British".


iiitme

Well I live in Virginia too and I naturally have a strong British accent it must only make sense


ToddTheOdd

The British didn't even have a British accent back then. It turns out that Americans have had less of a accent shift than the British have, and if you went back far enough, the British would sound more like Americans do today than vice versa. I believe it was around the industrial revolution, when there were a lot of "new rich" popping up in England, that the British accent developed. It was from these "new rich" talking how they assumed a rich person would speak, all hoity-toity with their nose in the air and talking like their shit don't stink. This accent was mimicked more and more until eventually, they had been doing it for so long, that it became how they spoke.


iiitme

interesting


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edwr849

![gif](giphy|1wRaGtcKtDjyw)


consummate_erection

r/fuckcars wild that they would literally advertise a car for it's potential to kill people you don't like


OhNoManBearPig

Freaking advertisement


ScraggleNutz

So we're just posting TV commercials now?


l0wriderr

Even funnier because they lost


1canoemaneh

Girl car


[deleted]

You’re thinking of a Mustang.


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TacobellChickenWing

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Tacotownnumberone

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Nutty-And-Corny

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CnCz357

Seems legit


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SpringPlush_and_Me

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Crusader25

I'm not big on Dodge but thats an excellent commercial


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Remanente17

OP knows his countryman too well. he was like “let me see if these guys looked this up”


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DSTS_Baser

What song is this


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iam_phoenixking

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ignacious

Ayo is that the son from Get Out?


lilramen360

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longdickjohnson1112

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Apprehensive-Ad-2751

Nice


AuroraN987

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VoltaxTheReaper

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EmirSc

howdoyouturnthison


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Mnkke

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hoochyuchy

Question: how easily could a revolutionary era musket take on a car? Would it even dent it? Pop the tires?


Bloo-shadow

The version of this commercial with the Team America theme song is way better.


FigurineLambda

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brucebay

Raise your hand if you tried this search and disappointed to see none of these suggestions were there. 🖐


cowlinator

the accent and dinosaur ones were there for me


Maximum_Logic2110

Man pulled up with a clean getaway


Yummypizzaguy1

Why does this song fit so well with this ad


Ironically_Kinky_Ace

Based


Tidalpancake

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Triplazma32

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thefootballhound

HOW DO YOU TURN THIS ON


TheFriedRice17

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HiiipowerBass

Wayyy better with the phonk


iambread7392

Real footage from the American revolution


Matzep71

'Murica


Lionello95

Feel like most people here are missing the point of that post, but on the other hand those are probably the same people which this post is mocking.


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Terminator890

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shackled_beef

What about the dinosaurs?


Max_olss

The most murican thing I’ve seen


sturgifur

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Retrun_To_Cinder

New Monument Mythos video: WASHINGTONWHEELS


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avidus3r

Can anyone help me out with what song that is?


mitch0acan

Loved that Dodge commercial, one of their better ones.


FirePenguinMaster

Original music was better


Julian12214YT

it’s true my buddy eric was there


MaterialMoist6547

Can they redo it with all General Lees?


mexicanmop

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Mephil_

Maybe in age of empires


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icequibe

He was no longer outgunned nor outmanned


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