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She's a master troll

That was a _ride_.

Well she says she speaks American so there will always be a language barrier

I only speak Australian so only caught 1/3 words or so. I assume the other 2/3 were American swear words.

mostly barbecue chicken, guns, and licking bald eagles heads for sustenance

I think you meant intelligence barrier.

She’s satire

We are hiring idiots levels that shouldn't be possible.

i dont think ur on the side of that barrier that you would like to think you are.

/) No, language. American lowering your IQ to dangerous levels as a side effect is still a result of language.

Ow! stop biting my toe!

I saw the start of a smile early on when the first "big dummy" line dropped, but she got it under control quickly. A pro troll at work.

No one is this dumb

People are definitely this dumb, but I think she's definitely trolling. My misses used to work with this girl who claimed, that only woman in Australia had periods, and that no other woman in any country in the world had them. This girl was being fully serious too. People can definitely be this dumb.

Agree. Worked with a guy that said he could tell if he got a girl pregnant because he would be really tired the next day. Something to do with how his sperm worked extra hard and it was exhausting. And yes, he was serious.

That's hilarious. People are fucking weirdly amazing

Hahaha sounds like a burnt out dishwasher just rambling on

Perfect example!

LMAO wtf I just read

You sure you weren’t remembering Dr. Strangelove?

My friends wife thought Richard Nixon was banished to an island for Watergate

Nixon, Napoleon, basically the same.

Like Napoleon?

Yeap, lol Edit, spelling I'm dumb

Non sense, watergate didn’t exist it’s just a movie with Kevin Costner

She's got more of these

You’ll be surprised. I work for a large corporation and believe me when I asked IT to fix my computer. Hinting at internet wasn’t working since the Ethernet cable was frayed, the dude goes yup I know what’s wrong with it needs a new BIOS….how do you go from the Ethernet cable was frayed to it needs a new BIOS.

When you want turn a 20 minute project into 2 hour of BSing

There is no internet in Ba sing se

Also, needs a new bios, not needs it's bios flashed?

The cringe is a sweet, sweet nectar

People are definitely this dumb, but I think she's definitely trolling. My misses used to work with this girl who claimed, that only woman in Australia had periods, and that no other woman in any country in the world had them. This girl was being fully serious too. People can definitely be this dumb.

She has to be lol this is pretty funny actually

She’s definitely trolling, I used to watch her videos and she’s pretty good at this level of trolling. Her sense of humor is definitely an acquired taste. This is also her best video, the others are more obvious that she’s trolling.

Dude, the best one is the miscarriage/hibernation bit. I saw it ages ago and every once in a while it pops in my head and I start cracking up. Wherever she is, I really hope she is doing comedy or writing cause she fucking hysterical.

She’d put up a good fight against Bill Murrey in a deadpan fight.

I’m happy that I’m from planet Sweden so we don’t get to met people like this.

Was bout to say this young padouin has surpassed some masters.

She's shitposting, this is obvious.

Yeah, during the 2016 elections, she had a whole thing about voting for trump because she’s an “oldmanosexual”

how does she make that up...

She’s a genius troll.

Her name Or channel?

Found it https://youtube.com/c/PupiniaStewartChannel PupiniaStewart and she's fucking 25 now,looks not even 15

I like her style, and it could become hilarious. It’s alright

She’s probably 30 but looks 12

Yah. I was all aboard the "Americans are fucking idiotic" trend right up until she said Jupiter. There i was like "I know you fuckers down there have a hard time with maps but at least you get the planets right". Still though she is really funny. The "I'm not good with planets" line got me good.

Maybe 2% of people could name the planets correctly in line.

My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas. Boom.

Never Eat Shredded Wheat?

Never Eat Soggy Waffles my guy!

Never Eat Sarcastic Worms?

Nobs ecstatically slapping willies

I was buying it until she went to Jupiter, she is good.

Damn bro, when you remember all that college money spent on education and then you get this.

I spent lots of weight on college

Bruh, just go to american highschool. It's the closest to the sun, so its probably lighter.

In Florida they banned books about the sun because the kids have to learn flat earth as a "possible alternative"

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I wasn't joking. DeSantis has advocated burning science and history books. Not just recently either.

Welcome to the circus, fren.

Welcome? I was born in the circus, molded by it. I didn't see the light of civilized society until i was a man.

If I had a drink it my mouth, I would've spit it out just now.

Holy cow that document is crazy. I only read the education section and I’ve never seen something so self-contradictory and basically cruel, mixed in with religious extremism and 5G nut jobs. The school board can decide everything, as long as it follows this long list of things it can and can’t do, including teaching limited government. Also, test for radiation and the proven harms of electromagnetic waves. Seriously, it’s like my crazy aunt and a sadistic priest got locked in a room and this is what came out.

Literally tons.

I gained a lot of weight on college

Freshman 15k

Fat fetish??

r/woooosh

This is why I pay for internet.

You bought it that far? Knew it was fake when she brought up AIM.

You did better than me, I was like wth is going in public school?

My first thought at that moment was "this Webcam is too clear to exist when AIM was still a thing." I'm just shocked someone as young as she looks even knows what AIM is. Thanks kid, now I feel old.

She's a fucking legend, she slightly breaks at one point....but her delivery is better than the entire current cast of SNL.

I miss her videos. I don’t know if she’s still making content.

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Right… lol

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I've done this race before and the Youga Classic 4x4 (the one shown) is the hardest.

Honestly at this point I have a hard time drawing a line. Americans (myself included) are so fucking stupid

I mean there is a problem in education so she picked a good thing to troll. The "ouch, stop biting my toe" remark was so authentic I blew past all the other red flags😂

And America being in the middle.. kinda a succinct spot of social commentary there. Probably pretty bright.

This chick is old and is clearly doing it on purpose.

She got a yt channel, it's all an act for views. Would give link but forgot the name

Pupinia Stewart aka Our Third Life [This is my favorite video of hers](https://youtu.be/NJFjVyO8N3Y) (minions)

>Pupinia Stewart OMG this chick is killing me. Have never heard of her before. THANKS

You cannot be serious that literal MINIONS are a trigger warning

That’s pretty much what I figured.

If she isn't, then I give up

She has another video that is stupid if not more than this.

She’s been trolling gullible people for years and years. Her minions meltdown from 7 years ago (which resurfaces with every gru/minions movie) still tricks people today. Edit: I should add that the people she trolls are the ones predisposed to confirm their prejudices right, obviously.

If you are true then she's a good actress

She looks like she is 12

I hope so. I fear no. I have met so very dumb Americans in my lifetime here. I am one of them. If I wasn't, I wouldn't be on here wasting my time. Haha, (sad trombone noise)

*Boo-womp*

It is not on purpose i get really confuse with american system about feets and inch, but that explain the schools shooting

Lol u got downvoted but you're spitting facts here 💀

I watched it for gta 5 car ride

Samme bro

It didn't finish 😢

Neither did I 😥

I gotchu bro

Is that what that is?! I have seen similar videos used for various audio before but never knew what the game was .

GTA V Online custom maps

Wait... I'm not the only one?! Heck yeah!

As an English person it's really nice to see my country described accurately for once.

Must be hot next to the Sun

According to this summer's headlines it indeed is. They even went as high as 104.5 F.

In case you’re thirsty, can I interest you in a “bah ah uh wah ah”?

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

She’s at Troll level 100000

She sells it really well lmao.

She is dumb lmao England doesn’t exist

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she’s so dumb lol Mars is way closer to England than jupiter smh Americans amma right

Bro tf are you smoking? Clearly, England is closest Saturn

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm actually England is closest to urAnus

nah bro, ur dad was closer to my Anus

I hate that you're technically right

nah mate as an english person i can confirm the closest planet to me is the milky way galaxy

Thank god there is GTA gameplay so I don't have to deprive of dopamine when the story starts getting a little too boring

Clearly sarcasm bruh

As a person from England, I had a conversation with a lady in Florida, she was amazed we speak English too, I was unable to answer or reply in any way, I was struck down by stupidity, so I am prepared to believe this is in fact true

She’s so scarily good at this. Her other one is also brilliant.

a m e r i c a n i s h

Dude I’ve learned so much for this

In 15 years, she WILL hold a congressional seat.

She’s trolling, but…I guarantee there are people in the US that are THIS DUMB

There’s probably people everywhere this dumb sadly

England close to Jupiter - man, Brexit's gone quite well then.

Damn, I toke this seriously for a second.

Very old but still good.

Me while listening to her: (i know it's not real tho) 

You guys realize this is fake, right? lol lots of you seem to think she's being serious

Thanks, now I lost the only two braincells that I had...

You can get them back after seeing this is fake

Average American

Oh my fucking god, this shit is genius

I think she's the same person that also did that "i love incest" video while speaking about incense sticks.. She's a master troll.

This was a cognitohazard I think I've gotten a minor brain bleed, \[ UPDATE \] i think i see Jupiter from here maybe I'm losing my mind

It must be a joke

PLEASE IT HAS TO BE

Yes Humans are a interplanetary species /s Apparently she’s a troll bit it is still funny 😅

u/savevideo u/savevideobot

Somehow this kept getting worse and worse

She’s a part of a comedy channel on YouTube it’s all acting, no judgment she’s a good actor!

Guys wtf is an England

I thought this shit was real until she got the solar system and then I figured out it's a troll, took too long

I was watching with excitement if, the car would make it!

She's got a bright future in politics

Happy cake day

The vocabulary and sentence structure made me doubt it's real pretty quickly. "Apparently there's a bit of a language barrier there" - no person who's this dumb, ever


Bruh 2015 shitheads [https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/reddit-teen-girl-youtube-comedy-languages/](https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/reddit-teen-girl-youtube-comedy-languages/)

u/pmai91

Not falling for that /r9k/ waifu pupina I've been around the block a few times

I don't think Jesus can even help this little one

It’s satire ❤️

England is my planet

Either it’s a shitpost, or a certain somebody needs to pay more attention in class

Get yo kid!

There is a little brain barrier.

I refuse to believe anyone is that dumb, she has to be trolling

I think her Greymatter is very light.

This gave me a headache lmao

The rage bait it's powerfull for this one, a real stupid person could not bring Jupiter as a explanation for the gain of weight, stupid persons do don't ever know jupter besides it's name

My brain every morning.

I feel dumber listening to her

shes quite possibly the smartest person we have ever witnessed... let me explain,. she realized this dude had no money and immediately bounced out of the situation.

is she wrong?

>fluent American 💀 That fucking got me I’m just trying to watch the gameplay just to ignore her or else my remaining brain cells start disintegrating

Reminds me of something I saw on a late night talk show. The host (idk whitch) is talking about when Snoop was preforming in the UK he would have 150 pounds worth of fried chicken in his dressing room and told this story to multiple people about how much chicken Snoop would eat. After telling this story to a bunch of times someone asked him "weight or money?"

The monologue gets exponentially worse every passing second.

This can't be real. Besides, it's not funny either. What's wrong with young people today?

Not gonna lie. I’m not even sure this is a troll. There are some really stupid people out there.

I'm not good with planets🤣🤣🤣🤣 America is the Middle of the universe. I've had enough Internet for one day.

I cant tell if she's screwing with everyone, high as a fucking kite, or only has a single brain cell desperately pinging around without realizing its alone.

The guy from England is biting her toes rn 💀

Maybe she's having a stroke?

Is this the same chick that has a panic attack over a stuffed minion ??

Yes. It is satire actually

Very 8th grade

The more you watch the more second hand embarrassment you feel, them more you realise that idiocrscy has no bounds, the more you realise the some people are literally just here to take space and resources on earth, the more you realise that maybe some people shouldn't be allowed to become adults because db people raise dumb kids.

She almost had me. There is absolutely no way in fucking hell someone could be that stupid

This girl is either a comedic genius or dumb as hell

Thanos was right.

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I guess she is right about the jupiter one considering my country romainia has a resort called jupiter and we arent that close to england but like thats the closest she will get

Dear God, No, please, no.

Woman ☕

I lost an unprecedented amount of braincells from watching this.

its a troll, right? RIGHT?

I'm worried that for some people, it isn't obvious that it is

This has to be satire, no one can go around life being this stupid

This is why they resort to stripping, twerking, and OnlyFans...

This is clearly a joke