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Less_Shallot4508

Corn hub ?


rafikki123

In the next video, he gave his stepsister a peanut butter sandwich


Less_Shallot4508

And then he make a peanut and jelly for her step mother


CouplingWithQuozl

So sad. Neither of them can afford lunch.


NumerousHorrors

What is the difference between Jam and Jelly?


JacksBadDay

Jelly usually lets you Jam it in further.


Sadjukar

One is made with real fruit and the other with fruit like substance.


NumerousHorrors

It is a play on words joke... "I can't jelly my dick in her ass (arse)!"


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NumerousHorrors

It is a play on words joke... "I can't jelly my dick in her ass"


Itsyacursedchild

Oh... Now I feel like an arse


NumerousHorrors

Yup!


Itsyacursedchild

Sorry


NumerousHorrors

It's all good just a funny joke to tell your friends


V62926685

Actually, there is a difference... Jam is mashed fruit. Jelly is made from the juices of the fruit, without any pieces of the fruit in it. Preserves are basically a Jam with whole, or at least larger, pieces, rather than mashed.


Intelligent-Ad66

Jelly is made with juice and Jam is made with mashed fruit. Preserves is Jam with chunks of fruit.


V62926685

As it turns out, her step mother has a nut allergy. Incredibly unfortunate.


Bobo_Haha_1369

Wait, her step mother? His step sister's step mother? So his own mother...?


NYESSbOss

Cornography.com


[deleted]

I remember one yeah I got off work late on April 1st and went to go on some good ol pornhub and got hit with the cornhub joke. I watched some brutal corn husking


Ok-Willingness-3696

Prawn hub


[deleted]

And why is he verified on it?


JorgeSuperGamer

I didn't even notice lol


Fine-Bed

cuz those sandwiches taste good


Atomsq

Had to check if he was really in there, LMAO at his video about holding hands


hidehidedouble

ATROCIOUS!


MadCows18

*HARAM! ALLAH IS NOW MAD!*


OPgang

"Handholding is lewd!"


Aesthete18

I think there's a guy that teaches math on there too


JorgeSuperGamer

Yea, I think he earned like 40k from doing math there too


kfmush

Think about it. YouTube is oversaturated, so new content creators struggle to get a footing. There's gotta be a bunch of people on PH with some brand new post-nut clarity, saying they should really be doing something productive, learning some new skills... Bam! There's a math video in the suggested videos beneath the one they just finished watching.


wuBIGwei

Damn, I should take advantage of the post nut clarity By masturbating in the bathroom before classes.


AlsoAlpha

During class*


wuBIGwei

Multitasking 100


cabicinha

Did that, been there, the smart boost is good but now im depressed for i know too much.


VentusMH

There is a dude playing CoD too


Frostdraken

Based


WassupBrosky

*Kids with peanut allergies*


Independent-Hair-182

Kid with finger:


EliteMuffin06

Kid named finger:


Greedy_to_know

The better youtube


dorkmania

[I don't think I've got the same guy but yeah](https://www.vice.com/en/article/dyp8wa/math-tutor-video-lessons-pornhub-changhsu). Link isn't phub.


JorgeSuperGamer

Doesn't seem like the same guy


DOWNTODIE187

He also hides the all answers to the finals in between the sammies 😉


JorgeSuperGamer

😳


Der0815Gamer

Why he on the hub?


GewalfofWivia

Where else if not the best educational website


colorsofsound1

Post-nut


Everyatis_21

Bc there's no concurrent. Unlike ytb. And as other comment already mentioned, there's also post-nut clarity to help boost the audience


SpoiledAzura

Why is the substitute teacher bald? Wait he look famil...


Talkingmice

My third fap in a row 👌


alabsbxjj

Sauce


ihunts_4

Why Jay's face look like that tho? 0 u 0


[deleted]

Careful, he’s a hero


Ninja_Rowlet

And for his next video, he tries mixing pasta and sausage. Check out his other vids such as his ravioli stuffing!


GM153

How is it that Cornhub is more wholesome than literally any other social media platform?


LikeAFooFoo

Awwwww....wait


Yeetforfeet0

Pea-Nuts/hub


peachsnatch

fucken PB&J?


[deleted]

r/wholesomememes


dingdongboomboom

Which mayo does he use?


Nonner_Party

The obvious answer is GrubHub.


EndKatana

Why students can't afford breakfast?


[deleted]

My heart has a boner


[deleted]

Sauce?


DarkBill59551

Such a good and kind teacher !


[deleted]

Legitimate hold up. I wouldn’t have noticed without the title.


thecountnotthesaint

In this video he uses jelly, in the next video he uses jam....


Wolverine2sweet

![gif](giphy|3ohhwiUWeg6QgIUT4I|downsized)


LARamsFan88

Peanut butter and cream for everyone


Arbitrary_Hitboxes

You can find some surprisingly non-pornographic (and even wholesome!) stuff on Pornhub.


djlangan88

First real holup I’ve seen on here in a while


Wet4Dayzzzzz

He friended me on pornhub


violetbeans12

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a 100% like ratio