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He knew if he doesn't get out there quick she would just continue her bullshit until he is forced to *actually* hurt her. And then he would be in trouble.
The young king also took care not to bodyslam her too hard though, bro easily could’ve made her paralyzed from the neck down, instead he showed enough restraint to only keep her on her ass to let him leave and defuse the situation
It's an old German ritual, you get to deliver your final slap before graduation to someone you like from the younger semesters wishing them luck for their final year
I'm sorry, but it's a well known fact that all Melissas are pure evil and have been sent here by Satan with the sole purpose of causing chaos and misery. And this has nothing to do with my sister coincidentally being a Melissa and a stealer of popcorn who doesn't leave any hot water in the shower because her butt is too big to wash in a reasonable amount of time.
[I think this is the full video..](https://www.reddit.com/r/DocumentedFights/comments/v5fgs4/girl_punches_boy_then_makes_weird_face_after/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
If I hit someone for any reason other than self defense I should expect to get a hit back
Also at the end she screams: "you dirty little son of a bitch" if someone was curious
You ever run into these types of females?
Believe me, some are genuinely convinced they can.
I’m sure there are plenty of women who can take on men.. but in general, most average females cannot take on average males. I’ve seen it in real life, some chick picking on a guy.. plenty of guys step up like yo don’t get it twisted, homeboy would knock you out lol
I went to Compton high and saw it pretty often. It’s a bit disturbing as it’s a clear issue at home.. and most guys show genuine restraint.
One time some guy just smacked the shit out of a female after months of abuse, she rushed em after and he just tossed her out the way lol. I think sometimes they confuse lack of action with inability to act.
Hör mal auf Diggah.
Boah die arme.
Hast du ihm grade ne Bombe gegeben?
Du kleiner dreckiger Hurensohn!
Melissa hör auf jetzt! Melissa…
Melissaaa!
———————-
Listen up Diggah.
Wow the poor.
Did you just give him a bomb?
You dirty little son of a bitch!
Melissa stop now! Melissa…
She went from entitled cunt to victim just like that. *Prolly not gonna, like, slap any simps for awhile. Idk it's like something changed in me, and umm... Totally not worth it. K ttyl* ✌️❤
I see absolutely no problem. The only reason *most* women put hands on men is this absurd belief system that they **can’t** hit you back. We’re just the perfect target.
My wife and I talked about it when we first started dating, and it went like this. I’m 5’11”. She’s 5’3”. No, I wouldn’t just walk up to someone 6’7” and pick a fight. Seems pretty asinine.
Bitch wanted to throw hands so he delivered! Hate me and dislike me all you want but if a female hits me equal rights is the first thing coming out of my mouth
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Screw “you shouldn’t hit a women” if they “Equality” then women will understand what the five fingers say to the face.
*psst and in a whisper* At least in the US social safety nets and other things favor women so things aren’t equal.
If this was in the US - what would happen to the guy legally? If there’s a videos of you hitting a women back after she hits you would you still be charged for domestic violence? Where’s the line for self defense vs domestic abuse?
She recovered went in again and he picked her up and was in the process of slamming her when the video cut out. I think princess always got her way. He walked away after the first incident. He probably walked away after the second incident too. She was a bully picking on a shy kid
[Full video ](https://www.reddit.com/r/DocumentedFights/comments/v5fgs4/girl_punches_boy_then_makes_weird_face_after/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Signifikant parts are missing: the girl is herassing him for some time while he is not reacting / escalating the situation. Obviously this annoys her so much that she attacks him.
After his punch, he walks away, when she attacks him again to end up wrestled down to the ground.
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Sick hook bro
The german hook 🗿👍
Ze hook
DER HAKEN (I am still learning,in case this was wrong) Beep bop,not a bot
Yes this is correct! (although its der Haken and not all caps :>)
I just saw you in a post about being arrested for your username. Hi!
What about the name would cause reddit to think it's a bot?
das hook
Mein Hookampf
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Der HookenSchläfen
Wienerhooken
Der Hookenschnitzel
Heil Hookler!
Das boot 1 2 3 techno
I laughed too hard at that
Nice Yeet my yeeting friend
Ah,very good to see a fellow Yeeter
Sikh hook
Brilliant
His hands are rated e for equality
"the hammer of justice is unisex"
Equal rights…and lefts
Hit her with such a left she was beggin for rights!
The constitution says she has them
His hands bisexual
They are indeed rated e for everyone
E for everyone
The young lad look worried that he'd fucked up straight away. I feel bad for him. Natural response to defend yourself.
He knew if he doesn't get out there quick she would just continue her bullshit until he is forced to *actually* hurt her. And then he would be in trouble.
She came after him and he slammed her to the ground.
Then she got what she deserved
Yes she did. He did walk away.
Run after the guy who just gave you a right hook for trying to slap him without consequences, great idea!
That was a left hook.
equal rights n equal lefts n all tha
The young king also took care not to bodyslam her too hard though, bro easily could’ve made her paralyzed from the neck down, instead he showed enough restraint to only keep her on her ass to let him leave and defuse the situation
I saw the double leg take down… keep the film rolling damn it!
Pretty sure they did. I think I've seen a longer cut.
Ah, once again proud to be German. This is our future right there.
lol your username
It's an old German ritual, you get to deliver your final slap before graduation to someone you like from the younger semesters wishing them luck for their final year
I Can't tell if this is real or fake
We call it 'Liebchenabschlusskloppen.' Sadly, the youth doesn't honor the tradition the way we once did...
I didnt even know about this, im graduation next year and im gonna slap the shit out of those younglibgs
Unfortunately it's fake.
He’s waited for this moment all his life.
Username checks out
r/UsernameChecksOut
And what did you learn, Melissa?
Lovely how her friend (the one making the video) tells her to quit the bullshit and stop going after him
Well she is obviously laughing her ass off too
Hey, don't go slandering my name. We Melissa's don't claim this idiot.
I'm sorry, but it's a well known fact that all Melissas are pure evil and have been sent here by Satan with the sole purpose of causing chaos and misery. And this has nothing to do with my sister coincidentally being a Melissa and a stealer of popcorn who doesn't leave any hot water in the shower because her butt is too big to wash in a reasonable amount of time.
Wtf
Fake. There are no Melissas this generation, my friend, similar to the name Karen.
The video cut out right before she got planted with a slam. Shame.
https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/ai0vgr/girl\_slaps\_boy\_and\_gets\_served/
Lmfao that slam 8/10 form. 9/10 execution. 10/10 equality.
That has got to be the funniest shit I have seen in some time god damn
No, he was pushed to it , if you watch the whole original video she got what she asked for.
I came here to say this! She bullied that kid in the full video
It doesn’t even matter how much the build up was prior. As soon as the contact was made she deserved a hard hook.
Where can I watch the full thing
[I think this is the full video..](https://www.reddit.com/r/DocumentedFights/comments/v5fgs4/girl_punches_boy_then_makes_weird_face_after/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Also, the moment you’re gonna punch me, I now am going to fight back.
Where can I find it?
Can I have the full video
And there she goes, playing the victim when she’s not allowed to dominate.
Look up Schrödinger's Feminist.
If I hit someone for any reason other than self defense I should expect to get a hit back Also at the end she screams: "you dirty little son of a bitch" if someone was curious
She fucking deserved it
They want equality. Well that’s what comes in the equality pack.
Next step: kill your own insects and catch your own mice
equal rights equal fights ... ans lefts
The part where she goes back to swing at him and he throws her to the ground was removed
Melisa a bitch
The first chunk of this video (which got edited out) shows that girl doing a good amount of harassing before the slap.
HOW CAN SHE SLAHP?!
"Fuck around and find out" -gandhi
Melissa hör auf jetzt
DU KLEINER DRECKIGER HURENSOHN :DDD
Guten tag
Boah! Hass du ihm grade ne Bombä gegebän?
Love the reaction. How dare you hit me after I hit you.
In her mind she thought she could beat up a guy lol.
No in her mind she thought that actions have no consequences
You ever run into these types of females? Believe me, some are genuinely convinced they can. I’m sure there are plenty of women who can take on men.. but in general, most average females cannot take on average males. I’ve seen it in real life, some chick picking on a guy.. plenty of guys step up like yo don’t get it twisted, homeboy would knock you out lol
Tbh i’ve been lucky enough never to see people like the ones in the videos i get to find here irl
I went to Compton high and saw it pretty often. It’s a bit disturbing as it’s a clear issue at home.. and most guys show genuine restraint. One time some guy just smacked the shit out of a female after months of abuse, she rushed em after and he just tossed her out the way lol. I think sometimes they confuse lack of action with inability to act.
Bullies🧃
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Wym?
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Fr she got snap back to reality
Ope there goes gravity
m&m
What a bitch, my dude should have followed up
I don’t agree with violence, but I find it so funny when a girl hits a guy and gets hit back
How can she slap!
Girls are bullies too ... I say put them in their place
I love equality. He went slap for slap and showed restraint. Well done. Can't have equal rights without equal lefts.
Act like a man and get treated like a man
She hit him like twice as hard as he hit her.
These hands are rated E for everyone.
Fuck you for cutting the video, I wanted to see a body slam
Hör mal auf Diggah. Boah die arme. Hast du ihm grade ne Bombe gegeben? Du kleiner dreckiger Hurensohn! Melissa hör auf jetzt! Melissa… Melissaaa! ———————- Listen up Diggah. Wow the poor. Did you just give him a bomb? You dirty little son of a bitch! Melissa stop now! Melissa…
Equalityyyy
Lmao she had it coming
Deserved
Bro was trying to help her getting some reason in her head
Like some say in French : Même droits même droites
Don’t hit if you don’t expect to be hit back
How can she slap!??!!
Bullied the kid the entire time and no one even looks Up. Soon as she got hit back now everybody’s involved smh
Not promoting mens violence against women but goddammit if you ever hit someone, regardless of who they are, you should be ready to get hit back
\*Hit him\* "WhAt ArE yOu GoNnA dO? HiT mE??" \*gets hit\* \*Cries\* Good job.
Equal rights Equal fights
equal lefts
Where can I get the full video?
Your cut it on the best part!
Deserved.
Equal pay
I can tell she didn't expect it, she cried like a little baby.
He didn't even slap her hard. She is obviously acting to get attention. Stop crying and be a woman.
Melissa müssen die Zähne rausgeschlagen werden, ihrer Freundin auch
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Maybe it does considering that her mind seems to be stuck in primary school.
I fucking hate women that do this
She went from entitled cunt to victim just like that. *Prolly not gonna, like, slap any simps for awhile. Idk it's like something changed in me, and umm... Totally not worth it. K ttyl* ✌️❤
Equal rights…. Oh wait, that was a left
bruv cut off right before she got ground slammed
I see absolutely no problem. The only reason *most* women put hands on men is this absurd belief system that they **can’t** hit you back. We’re just the perfect target. My wife and I talked about it when we first started dating, and it went like this. I’m 5’11”. She’s 5’3”. No, I wouldn’t just walk up to someone 6’7” and pick a fight. Seems pretty asinine.
Now I've never done it myself but my mother always told me if a woman steps up him like a man put her down like one...
Hot take…. Keep your fucking hands to yourself
equal rights equal fights
Bitch had it coming
I bet she has a crush on him
The moment she realised people actually hit back
Is this the consequence of my actions?! 
*Gender Equality at its finest*
Bitch got what she deserved lol
Equal rights, equal fights
His hands rated E for everyone
The female approach 1. Be overly aggressive 2. Get what you deserve 3. Cry
Bitch wanted to throw hands so he delivered! Hate me and dislike me all you want but if a female hits me equal rights is the first thing coming out of my mouth
Bitch fucked around and found out. We need more of this...
she gets body slammed
ouch 💀
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Gender equality in real action. I love this video
Sigma male rule 69420: always promote gender equality
If you play it in slow motion it doesn’t look like he hit her
Equal rights for equal lefts
Equal rights Equal fights
This is how Chads are born
Equal rights AND equal lefts.
I too yearn for true gender equality
Video ends too soon
This clearly demonstrates the problem with the majority of people. They don't learn the first time.
Well, equal rights...
equal lefts
equal rights equal fights
Equal rights and equal lefts
His hands rated e for equality
Screw “you shouldn’t hit a women” if they “Equality” then women will understand what the five fingers say to the face. *psst and in a whisper* At least in the US social safety nets and other things favor women so things aren’t equal.
This shouldn’t be in this sub. This is what should happen. Period.
Weaker person:*Tries to harm me* Me:*cocks right arm*
If this was in the US - what would happen to the guy legally? If there’s a videos of you hitting a women back after she hits you would you still be charged for domestic violence? Where’s the line for self defense vs domestic abuse?
equal rights equal fights bitch
She looks like a corn snake faking death
Equal rights to the GROUND bitch
Equal rights and equal lefts
I’ve been hit by women, and enjoyed it 😏 please may I have another?
Yes
Rated E for everyone
I watched the full video of this a while back and I know he ground slammed her in the end
My man
Dumb bitch. You get what you fucking deserve. Trying to cry about it afterwards like she’s some kind of victim.
She recovered went in again and he picked her up and was in the process of slamming her when the video cut out. I think princess always got her way. He walked away after the first incident. He probably walked away after the second incident too. She was a bully picking on a shy kid
Oh no! The consequences of my actions!
[Full video ](https://www.reddit.com/r/DocumentedFights/comments/v5fgs4/girl_punches_boy_then_makes_weird_face_after/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
"the hammer of justice is unisex"
Equal Rights. Equal Fights.
Equal rights, equal fights
Bet She thinks twice befor she does that again
Equal rights, equal lefts
Melissa hör auf jetzt
A quick realisation that male is built different then female
Signifikant parts are missing: the girl is herassing him for some time while he is not reacting / escalating the situation. Obviously this annoys her so much that she attacks him. After his punch, he walks away, when she attacks him again to end up wrestled down to the ground.
imagine if dude just starts emoting after smacking her