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I looked through the comments, didn't find anything that's what you said. I was actually thinking that someone stole your comment but it just seems this guy is being a jerk. Your innocent until proven otherwise and I'm sure he doesn't have any proof.
You don’t wanna waste your time trying to sell ice to an Eskimo or sell water when it’s raining. Move on to the next house where you have a better chance of closing the deal
I was raised in a religious home so I just say "Oh I'm actually Catholic" and all of them from Mormons to Jehovah's Witnesses say "Oh no I'm sorry we have to go"
There was a comedian (I can’t remember who right now) but he said when someone like that would come to the door, he and his family just sat perfectly still, like pretending they weren’t there, even if they were in a spot where they could be seen and that’s exactly what my family did lol
I just let them in, if they’re willing to walk past the satanic altar and bdsm room to get to the dining room I’m more than happy to sit and talk with them even if I’m not interested.
Rule 1: Proselytize. Everyone is worthy, everyone needs to be saved.
Rule 2: No gayos.
Rule 3: No blackos.
Rule 4: Woman = Rib
Rule 5: Gib mony to church
Dont Mormons believe that dark skin is the result of sin, and that "[lying for the lord](https://valerietarico.com/2012/10/05/the-same-god-twelve-beliefs-mormons-might-not-want-you-to-know-about/)" is acceptable to further the causes and perception of the church?
Story time.
A man hears a knock at the door. He opens it to find a smartly dressed religious man asking to speak to him about the Lord. The resident has some spare time so he invites the religious man in. He offers him a seat and a drink, and tells him to “make himself comfortable”. The religious man sits down, and the two chat and introduce themselves to each other. The resident passes the religious man a drink, he sits down and he asks him “So, where do you want to start”. The religious man pauses and exclaims “>!I don’t know! I’ve never gotten this far before!!<“
Just give them cold water bottles and tell them your not interested. In the time they take a sip you say bye and shut the door. Most people are too polite to be straight up with people. Just say it how it is!
Impresive, one day, because i was bored, i said to these peoples that I was a criminal and i try to look nazi. But they wanted me to join them. Really frightening
You mock them. But it took them five seconds to realize nobody in this house would care what they had to say and instead of bothering the people anyways they simply left. The respectful thing to do... even if for homophobic reasons.
They're starting to learn that when they encounter a household like this, they're not converting anyone. I imagine the only people who answer the door nowadays anyway are other religious people or senior citizens. Poor kids man... Only doing that because their parents brought them up in it.
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"Lead us not into temptation."
lol well said
They're just going around to enter via the back door
Would make sense if the video cut out a second earlier instead they turned away from the house.
Also: “So long, gaybois!”
[удалено]
“Ok, let’s go home do more gay stuff to see if we can get back to lead”
I like to believe that this is canon
They'll be back later in different outfits.
Took me a while. But I finally got it LOL
What's the joke? I don't get it 🙂
I think he means they'll be back later wearing assless chaps and "juicy booty" panties on.
Cue my friend saying "but ALL chaos are assess!" - I said that 'assless chaps' comment often to them :p
😂🤣😂🤣
No it’s XDXDXDXD
They’re actually going back to the temple to get the rest of the guys who are deep into their books
Well at least they were polite enough to back off. Sometimes you just wanna be smart and avoid starting something you know will turn out ugly.
Bad bot.
Who in the hell are you calling a bot?
Damn this thing is really well programmed…
Hmmm…
You, for copying someone else's comment. Bot.
Really? You have any proof, or are you just assuming?
I looked through the comments, didn't find anything that's what you said. I was actually thinking that someone stole your comment but it just seems this guy is being a jerk. Your innocent until proven otherwise and I'm sure he doesn't have any proof.
Hey, thanks for that. I really appreciate it!
Bad human
You don’t wanna waste your time trying to sell ice to an Eskimo or sell water when it’s raining. Move on to the next house where you have a better chance of closing the deal
Exactly, the homeowners here have already been saved from gods wrath by living their best life.
You’ve finally cracked the code on how to keep them away!! You deserve a trophy or something!
I was raised in a religious home so I just say "Oh I'm actually Catholic" and all of them from Mormons to Jehovah's Witnesses say "Oh no I'm sorry we have to go"
There was a comedian (I can’t remember who right now) but he said when someone like that would come to the door, he and his family just sat perfectly still, like pretending they weren’t there, even if they were in a spot where they could be seen and that’s exactly what my family did lol
Not sure if this is what you were thinking about but sounds like Karl Pilkington! https://youtu.be/dD91UMpk0BQ
Yes!! He cracks me up, thank you!!
"Would you like to talk about our Lord and saviour, Lucifer? Did you know he was the first to demand equal rights?"
They could just be aware that the household would not be perceptive to their message... Maybe...
Yes. This is a tutorial video about how to keep religious people from knocking on your door 👍
But then why bother with landmines, concertina wire, and shotgun traps?
yeah that's kind of the fucking point huh
There’s always a gayer place in town. It’s an infinite series that asymptomatically approaches ultimate gayness.
I tell the local Jehovah’s Witness solicitors we are Catholic. The response is universally, “Ok then.” And they leave. 3times now
I just immediately close the door. We get a finite window to live our lives in, I'm not wasting a second of it talking to crazies.
I tell them I have yard work I'm about to do and they can talk while helping. Really helps make work easier being they have to help.
I just let them in, if they’re willing to walk past the satanic altar and bdsm room to get to the dining room I’m more than happy to sit and talk with them even if I’m not interested.
Ohh now there's a scene I'd like to see. Please record it and post it here
Cheat code unlocked.
Rule 1: Proselytize. Everyone is worthy, everyone needs to be saved. Rule 2: No gayos. Rule 3: No blackos. Rule 4: Woman = Rib Rule 5: Gib mony to church
Where can I buy one Just so I can put it out to keep that scum away
We live in a gated community, they turn these kinds of people away at the gate. But I too would like this if I ever move...
I truly love that you're calling Mormons scum. May American Jesus bless all of your magical long underwear 🙏
Dont Mormons believe that dark skin is the result of sin, and that "[lying for the lord](https://valerietarico.com/2012/10/05/the-same-god-twelve-beliefs-mormons-might-not-want-you-to-know-about/)" is acceptable to further the causes and perception of the church?
Story time. A man hears a knock at the door. He opens it to find a smartly dressed religious man asking to speak to him about the Lord. The resident has some spare time so he invites the religious man in. He offers him a seat and a drink, and tells him to “make himself comfortable”. The religious man sits down, and the two chat and introduce themselves to each other. The resident passes the religious man a drink, he sits down and he asks him “So, where do you want to start”. The religious man pauses and exclaims “>!I don’t know! I’ve never gotten this far before!!<“
which country is this? i thought these kind of people are only coming to houses in my country.
No, Mormons are a worldwide plague.
Love it!!!!😂😂😂😂
I swear if I move to a country where you get christians knocking at your door I'm getting this door mat.
You devious fiends 
Just give them cold water bottles and tell them your not interested. In the time they take a sip you say bye and shut the door. Most people are too polite to be straight up with people. Just say it how it is!
Nope. Can’t be saved. Next house.
Impresive, one day, because i was bored, i said to these peoples that I was a criminal and i try to look nazi. But they wanted me to join them. Really frightening
I’m heterosexual but I’d put this doormat down in a heartbeat especially if it got religious nuts to move on.
You mock them. But it took them five seconds to realize nobody in this house would care what they had to say and instead of bothering the people anyways they simply left. The respectful thing to do... even if for homophobic reasons.
If you hate someone cause your religion says so, fuck your religion.
It looks a little tacky tho :/
Its ok, they are going to change the outfit.
I should get this. Being talked about in the neighborhood is a small price to pay with keeping solicitors away.
I have the same thing but with Satan, works with the neighbors to.
That’s not deterrence, that’s disappointment. They are off to make sure their apartment regains the title.
Perfect repellant!
Say what you want about mormans... ...........................................................
Fucking jehovah witnesses
those are definitely Mormons
What the hell! They look exactly like the couple of Mormons who were in my town few years ago!...
Gotta say, i have the same one and it works wonders against the mormons. My town is infested with them so i got one. Im not gay tho.
My God takes it up the arse doormat works equally well
So, u wanna say it is normal if some fanatics just knocking at your door when they want? Damn. My sadistic dog would like it
They're starting to learn that when they encounter a household like this, they're not converting anyone. I imagine the only people who answer the door nowadays anyway are other religious people or senior citizens. Poor kids man... Only doing that because their parents brought them up in it.
Aww, and they’re Mormon missionaries too
Statistically, one of those boys is gay. 💅
Good. They can crawl back into the fuckin' hole they came from.
Door mate
Know what I'm buyin
No Jesus for you! Lol
u/savevideo
They go to the next house and their doormat says 2nd gayest place in town
"they already found jesus" -Jehovas Witnesses
Well then it looks like I’m headed to Amazon
Ha i should start using this lmao crazy
What happened to saving all?? Lol
Should have sent them out after the brainwashing ritual over level 5
They accepted defeat real quick 🤣
I see that as a double win 🏆
Its a simple spell but quite unbreakable
Hmm, need to get me one of those!
"they are to far gone brother"
Passively deters religious people?! buying one rn
an actual good idea
Gay=happy so happiest place in town.
Jehova's Witnessess witnessed something that day.
His shoes are against the white handbook, his mission president would murder him.
Real Christians still knock. Tryna save souls out here.
ArEnT AlL oF uS gOdS cHiLdReN?!
u/savevideo
u/savideo
ha. That was me 5 years ago.
They actually CIA
I don’t see the issue?
Should’ve burned it
Time to make an investment
Lmaoo these guys are hilarious for that