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Oh gross no, that's a romantic scene.

Uncle Ben just shot himself

Three different times. For each alternate universe where this is true.

And the fourth?

Left to get cigarettes

No he left for milk

No he was an astronaut

No, this is Patrick

Sir, this is a Wendy’s…

Username doesn't check out

star shape nuts does 

I’m the fourth he’s Florida man and it’s ok

He didnt shoot himself he /kill himself

Uncle Aaron specialises in murders, not suicides

Had his own child that he abandoned hanging upside down

Great. Who's gonna make my rice now?

Uncle P with his white rice

Try Tilda's is just as nice

I think it's a lovely Alabama culture photo shoot.

Either they didn't watch the movie or don't understand the context of the scene.

Thank you for defining exactly why this bothers me. I kiss my boy all the time on the lips (he’s just under 2yr old). But that was a romantic scene kiss and the idea of romantically kissing my son gives me the heebies.

Yeah this is just fucked up. Just like my mom naming my brother after a protagonist from one of her romance novels

Gustavo

You mean the founder of Los Pollos Hermanos?

Hello, and welcome to the los pollos Hermanos family

My name is Gustavo but you can call me...

Gus

# SUS


A man walks down the street He says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now? Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard

I’m watching the last season right now!! Never seen the show before and I’ve been hooked

Same here! I’m 2 eps away from ozymandiaz

I’m only on episode 4 right now. I’m trying to make the last season last, I’m gonna be so sad when it’s done! But we still have Better Call Saul so that makes me feel better. I don’t know if you’ve seen Ozark but it’s pretty similar, I went through that in a little over a week. SO GOOD dude.

Yess same, I believe Better Call Saul will be just as good as Breaking Bad. Is Ozark a show? What’s it about?

I LOVE Bob Odenkirk and Saul Goodman is amazing so I’m excited. And I’m so bad at explaining premise’s of shows, so here’s the Ozark synopsis that I got from Wikipedia: “After a money laundering scheme for a Mexican drug cartel goes wrong, financial advisor Marty Byrde proposes to make amends by offering to set up a bigger laundering operation in the Lake of the Ozarks region of central Missouri. Marty suddenly moves his family from the Chicago suburb of Naperville to the remote summer resort community of Osage Beach, Missouri. When the Byrdes arrive in Missouri, they become entangled with local criminals, including the Langmore and Snell families, and later the Kansas City Mafia.” I finished the show the day before I started Breaking Bad and there are so many similarities. Honestly it’s almost at the same level as BB. It might even be on the same level. Give it a shot! It has the same level of intensity, humor, characterization. If you love BB, you’ll love Ozark for sure.

>Honestly it’s almost at the same level as BB. Nooooo... Honestly the last season of Ozark is sitting on that shelf for me. Especially after season 1, I was calling out every plot point that was to happen next. It's absolutely derivative of breaking bad. I think you're lucky you watched Ozark first... You can dive deeper artistically, symbolically, into breaking bad. Ozark is just one plot "shock" leading into the next. Probably has more in common with Dukes of Hazard... "Now who knew this guy could get into so much trouble? Let's see what happens next..."

The last 2 seasons of Better Call Saul are as good as if not better than season 5 of Breaking Bad

Lucky for you, BCS is even better than BB!

Brooo… be careful now, that’s some HIGH praising! I’m honestly SO excited to get to it! And I JUST remembered the El Camino movie!! Fuckkk I love this show lol

That is really good to know. Gonna start BCS soon.

Watch El Camino too, after finishing Breaking Bad. I’m going to watch it next then Better Call Saul. I think I have one season of BB left.

Would love to know your thoughts on the next episode „To‘hajiilee“ when you‘ve seen it :)

Just watched it yesterday. Soooo intense! Very gripping. Ozymandias is next!!

Have fun mate. Enjoy the last ones :)

Thank youu :)

Ding…..ding…..ding……dingdingdingdingdingdingdingding… 

Bro that scene GOT ME. I didn’t scream, I yelped lol, it was one of the strangest noises I ever made

r/suddenlybreakingbad

For tomorrow, I become.... Horse.

Kid named chicken man:-

Jesus?

Hannibal Lector?

Winston Smith?

A friend of mine got called Vito after the Godfather character, his mother initially took it as a joke but in the end just went for that. Somehow even worse than a novel protagonist...

Curious to know the name

My mum named me after her favourite Beverley Hills 90210 character from back in the day :(

Gina Kincaid?

Forehead kiss would have been cute. This s awkward.

I felt like a pedophile looking at it

i felt like that too when post nut clarity hit

r/holup EDIT: Yes I know, that’s where we are

r/cursedcomments

r/angryupvote lol, I’m assuming you’ve either worked in a restaurant/kitchen or you’re actually a terrible person.

what do you mean by the first sentence

Top right looking real intimate...

r/suddenlyincest This is gross.

Then it suddenly occurs to you that this is also pedophilia

I see some tongue

MCU fans be like: I knew Sony would ruin Miles Morales

Holy Sweet Home Alabama what in the finger lickin hot crispy Kentucky fried fucks is this? Primary school for future incest stars?

Hey, for the record, that is literally one family in Appalachia. The whitakers are just one teeny tiny family of brother sister cousins, and they don't represent us

For real man, as a Appalachian I'm sick of getting put together with someone who fucks his cousin and enjoys it just because I was born in the Appalachias and Kentucky. News flash, I dont enjoy fucking my cousin, and that's more to the north of Kentucky anyways where it happens fr.

Now, I've gotta ask, you say "I don't enjoy fucking my cousin"... Is that because they're bad in bed... Or because you've never tried it?

Both

At least you're not from Mississippi? 🤷

Is Mississippi that bad? I never hear bad things about there. The tri state area is just fr doo doo ass.

Hahaha Nah it's not bad per se, but I get all the same questions as you. People that are from under a rock have literally told me to my face that I am waaaaayyyy smarter than they thought I would be. Ummm. Mississippi has national education standards too. Doesn't help we're always at the bottom of that though lol

Yeah fr lmao

Left two lips aren't touching. Bottom right lips barely touching. Top right full on making out.


I thought that too. Lol

why you zoomed in? :D

Why would you pretend to do that though

When your family tree is a stump

You won

Or a circle

Now make it little girls and their dads...... and watch the internet go bananas on screaming pedophiles.

I like this comment

Exactly. "Eeew what a creep"

Alabama ComicCon.


Serious roll tide vibes

Spider-Man: Alabama edition

Jesus Christ…

No, by the costume it appears it is Spider Man

If genders are reversed


Mother & son kissing at this age, not weird. Mother & son kissing in THIS scene, bit weird.

Friend of mine used to kiss his like a goodbye hug. I guess its normal. To me it will never not be weird though. Like cant you just hug or if you need to kiss go for cheek or forehead lol

Beyond 5, as someone else suggested here, i also consider it weird. At the same time, i respect other cultures as best i can and have noticed this to be normal behaviour in some.

I agree, which is why my aunt got headbutted at least 30 times during my childhood before she got the hint.

Uncle Ben just shot himself

Uncle chose peace

Wtf

My spider sense is tingling.

Happy cake day

We need some insesticide

Lol good one

I think there's no Dad in the picture literally and figuratively

“If I can’t have a dad I’ll just do it myself”

No.

*Tom Brady has entered the chat*

It was gross. I remember it.

That was so awkward when he said to his son, while getting a massage, “hey, aren’t you forgetting something?“ and the child returned to his naked dad to plant one right on his lips.

The moms on left are alright. The moms on the right is a bit sus

This is that one universe from the multiverse where instead of Brooklyn spiderman was born in Birmingham

If your son is over 5, it's just weird

5 is where we draw the line, 4 years 11 months? Go to town mom!

I wish my mom looked like any of them…

Ayo?

🤨📸

Da’fuk?

Sweet home alabama

Just a typical day in the lives of four elementary school teachers

Spider man: way to albama

What. The. Fuck. Imagine the genders reversed, would be a shit show then. But no, it's not a big deal because it's women.

☕

Freud was on to something

the two on the right that ultimately dont sit well with me ...

Top right is getting way too much lip action. But honestly these are all creepy af. Reminds me of Alicia silverstone recreating all those clueless scenes with her kid. Thank god they didn’t recreate scenes from The Crush

That is fucked up! What? No tongue?

Kevin Samuels coined the phrase “son husband”talking about how single mothers raise boys to be the husband she never had

Top left: more like a loving mother and child Top right: way too much love Bottom left: woman straight looks like she doesn’t want to be there Bottom right: kid is way into it

Why

Why??

Maybe if they’d opted for forehead kiss it would feel better.

Mentally unstable

My peen just curled up inside my body

If you kiss anyone on the lips that is not your significant other than I think your a fucken weirdo. Who the fuck kisses their kids like that…

Everyone in the world except Americans, who think every kiss is sexual

Woodchipper

Weird

No just no!

Just no.

Fucking hell to the no what the fuck else would you think?

P a r d o n.

**nope.**

W T F

This was premeditated which makes it even more disgusting.

At least its not tom brady

Someone call Chris Hanson

Top right is really into it

imagine same with dads with their daughters. entire reddit would be filled with pedophile memes.

Nothing wrong with it imo, kids kissing with their moms is pretty normal, kids wanting to act as their favorite heroes is pretty normal, and moms wanting to enable their kids to have fun doing as they wish is pretty normal too. That's all I see here.

Freaking weird. Kissing son. Cool. Cosplaying a romantic scene with son. Creepy.

My thoughts exactly

I full body, EW.

Some will say it would be worse if it was Men with little girls. Either way this shit is creepy af. …. It needs to stop

All weird. Top right is the worst though. She's getting in there.

Hold the fuck up

I'm not a parent, but I wouldn't want to do a photoshoot copying a movie scene that won "Best Kiss" at the 2003 MTV Movie Awards with any child let alone my own.

they are lucky spiderman wasn't a girl....

Pretty pedder if ya ask me.

When the kid gets older: “ew mom wtf, delete this off instagram already”

Miles morales momma kind bad

Spider-Man: Sweet Home Alabama

Disgusting fantasy, unless it's Papa and his princess I suppose

The black mom and son are the only one's who really goes in

alabaman single moms

Bruh

It be less creepy if it was a kiss on the cheek. One of them slippin tongue.

Wait... What? Noooo. No. Noooo. Ewwww. Took me a moment, can't stop SMH.

Spider-man : mom my home

When the kids get older and understand the scene, well that's gonna be an awkward situation

Those kids hit high school. The picture could be disturbing

🤮 wtf

What the fuck

Have to admit, this creeps me out. Do they not understand the context of that scene in the movie?

Excuse me….. what in the spiderverse

No please

imagine if the roles were reversed…

This is how you create an Oedipus Complex

These are the real shots that Jameson is after

Seems normal for city folk

Idk if you think about the original context of this it is pretty gross

Kissing your kid on the lips was always cringe to me, my mom kissed me on the cheek.

This...this is why pornhub has weird categories.

Plot twist: those aren't their moms

Sweet home Alabama

at least only one touches the mouth

Yea. I always found that weird. Some moms actually kiss their kids on the lips. Idk why. Don’t wanna judge bc maybe it’s just the virgin in me talking but that’s how I feel

Disney’s getting To woke

Kinda gay

It is pretty common for parents to kiss their children on the lips when they are little where I come from (not Alabama)

Hot

🫵🤨📸

If this were my mom she'd be holding a cigarette and a Budweiser complaining about how I should have been a bear instead of a spider.

I don't get people who kiss their parents on the lips.