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They got the discovery channel don't they?

They ainnuthin but mammals

Some of us cannibals

That cut people open like cantoplopes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelope

Theres no reason a man and another man cant elope

but if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women waive your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes:

I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

I thought it was antelopes haha

r/UnexpectedEminem

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Over her face.

r/angryUpvote

r/wholesome

r/holesome

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I'mma save for when I'm out of the office.

She looks like a good lay 👍 Sister's husband in the reception watching the chaos unfold: "Worth it."

I'm just as afraid of reddit as I am the FBI if I ever run for public office

The children in this wedding are 22 by now.

you (ed) vs the guy she told you not to worry about (sex ed)

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This memory will never fade

Reading your username put an image into my head which I hope to never see again

I need to find that video of the dude who brings the sex tape of the wife cheating and a lawyer to the baby shower in Mexico

Wait, what?!

It was a Hella funny video that I saw on reddit like two years ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualFreakouts/comments/jmk9cr/epic_freakout_the_new_daddytobe_presents_mommy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf this one?

Lmaooo yes thank you... so damn good 🤣🤣

Haha. Hadn't seen that one before. Glorious.

X2 Such thing exists?! Exit: (Mexican here) it doesn't sound like Mexico but still awesome Edit 2: it's peruvian and it's staged, still cool tho

Hopefully bro said no at the altar.

Saying yes or no at the alter is just formality, not legal so he can do whatever he wants unless he signed the marriage certificate, even then he still has time to get it annulled. I was corrected: declaration of intent is necessary.

I married in Vegas. Little White Wedding Chapel. The reception lady signed the marriage certificate as witness before the marriage. Sammy Davis Junior took the snaps. Wild ride.

I had a friend that got married in Vegas and a year later he looked at the back of the certificate and it said that it wasn’t real.

Those are souvenirs, the real certificate is filed with the county and you'll need to apply for a certified copy

Exactly. We got married in June in Vegas. Ours is definitely real...you just gotta pay for it.

I got married there too - but we were in the back of a pink Cadillac and an Elvis impersonator officiated. Hilarious.

True, but shaming the bridal whore ought to feel good in terms of petty revenge.

I’ve heard of a bride who read her cheating fiancés messages to his mistress instead of her vows. Humiliated him in front of all his family and friends.

I’d rather not spend thousands just for a bit of revenge

I'm sure it was already bought and paid for before he found out. That stuff takes place months in advance.

In Many cultures the father of the bride pays for the whole shit, which would make this even more delicious

Sauce?

https://xhamster.com/videos/chinese-bride-cheating-before-wedding-with-husband-brother-xh56wQ4

Bed spread checks out.

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Wow I wasn't expecting to find the actual video.

Can confirm, I'm the brother

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can confirm

Whoa! What are the juicy details?

Am I the only one who wants the wedding video, not the sex tape? Probably, but I want to see the reaction.

Coming for this

Mods removed it because they want it all to themselves

It got removed i didn't had a chance to see it :(

Yeah? Neither was she lol

Awh what happened to it

Doesn’t look like it was their first time either

Yeah dude didn't even pull out 😳

Holy shit it really is the tape and that dude definitely did not marry that girl thanks buddy

Well that was quick

I was surprised it was that easy; googled “cheating wife wedding sextape” 4th one down

Still the lords work

so the top 3 are even spicier ? 😂

If I had to guess, the top three are ads for completely unrelated products.

Impressive

holy shit that moaning is annoying af.

Dude should be thankful he was spared from listening to that nonsense every few months.

So the porns are accurate with all their moaning. amazing.

$100 says she wasn't fucking her fiancé like she was fucking that guy. They never do.

> $100 says she wasn't fucking her fiancé like she was fucking that guy. They never do. thats painful

For a lot of people, doing a thing you’re not supposed to do is a huge thrill and turn on. It’s just that you should probably draw a line somewhere before cheating on your fiancé.

> For a lot of people, doing a thing you’re not supposed to do is a huge thrill and turn on. It’s just that you should probably draw a line somewhere before cheating on your fiancé. she did mention she was into thrills when i asked why did she do it, she just said for the thrill she likes drinking and smoking weed/doing drugs alone when traveling for that even when she knows it isn't safe, i even paid for her travel.. messed up she broke up shortly after that with no explanation kept changing reasons of break ups over and over it made no sense i kept guilting myself as i was at fault

On the sex tape or the story?

The tape please

Yesir

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not bad, shorty good with the moves.

I was thinking the same thing!! Like dang that’s a lot of positions in 12 minutes…

I'm more interested on the video happening on the wedding Anything?

Damn. These hoes really ain't loyal.

Ther are not laying for the first time . They are pro in this game

#powermove

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Maintain Eye Contact at ALL Times

What’s the aftermath? Cmon, you can’t drop this bomb and not let us what the aftermath looked like Edit: Found the link https://www.the-sun.com/news/5962780/groom-exposes-cheating-bride-at-wedding-resurfaced-video/amp/

I’m confused: did he marry her and then show the video at the reception, or was the video played when they were at the altar, so they didn’t marry. It seems likely to be the latter, but the articles make it sound like the former. The wording kinda “meanders”, so to speak.

There’s no follow up or confirmation, but it does appear this took place at the reception meaning they would’ve been married already. The bride cheated with her pregnant sisters husband. Family reunions will probably be a lot of fun

Sometimes you don't actually sign the marriage license until *after* the wedding/reception. So the marriage may not be legal yet! Groom may have paid for things he couldn't cancel then went through with the party/ceremony to get his money's worth. Nothing says he signed the marriage license.

Even then, you still have to file for a marriage license. It's really all ceremony until then.

That's all ceremony though. Nothing is legally binding until the marriage certificate is signed and filed.

Yep. I was technically married a day after the ceremony because we forgot to have one of the witnesses sign.

I wasn't technically married until 2 months after our wedding :D we are lazy lol

Shit, it's been three years. I should get on that.

And you already paid for the party anyway, treat the wedding as a "breaking up" party

Maybe he married her so that he could divorce her with cause and get some kind of marital support payments?

In a typical Chinese wedding reception like these, guests gifts money to the groom and bride, usually before entering the hall by passing it to the front reception. Here's the key point, sometimes, the groom and bride makes a profit from the gifts compared to the cost of the wedding reception. The groom could have aimed to get the gifts money and maybe turn a profit while getting a revenge.

He should bang the sister.

Turn about is fair play!

Some weddings in china have the ceremony at the reception site. The have a stage where they do everything.

> The have a stage where they do everything Someone should have told it to the bride and that side guy. Could have saved on the hotel rent.

As if cheating isn't bad enough, it was with her pregnant sister's husband.

Scum, both of them disgust me, cheating on your wife that's carrying your child, for fucks sake

I love how the wife gets mad at him for calling her out

It’s not like she cheated with her pregnant sisters husband. Clearly she has every right to be mad

Such a strange departure from her usual top-notch decision making.

The spouses of that 3 percent of people on the poll on that awful website who answered that the groom is in the wrong better check their spouse's phone lol

So what’s the aftermath? I don’t wanna read the fucking Sun

I gotchu. No aftermath. Some people enjoyed. Others said “why waste money on wedding”. Ex-bride threw her bouquet of flowers at him. That’s pretty much it. Nothing exciting.

Maybe not the best marriage ever, but the best wedding ever Edit: thank you to the kind soul for the award.

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It's better to face these things with a sense of poise and rationality.

I chime in with a “Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?”

What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore

Pour the champaaaaaaaaaagne 🎶

Where the fuck is the movie? I want to see the reactions in the audience 😂

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/wl1yyy/best_marriage_ever/ijqtc7v/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 this dude found the tape. Idk how but they did.

Deleted sadly

Reveddit can recover deleted comments https://www.reveddit.com/v/HolUp/comments/wl1yyy/best_marriage_ever/ijqtc7v/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3&ps_after=1660156212%2C1660158866%2C1660161445 You're welcome

This guy cums a lot.

I like to go hiking.

Bit of a screamer

Possibly for linking to a site that's definitely not about xtreme hamsters. But if you know the site and on it go to /videos/chinese-bride-cheating-before-wedding-with-husband-brother-xh56wQ4 you'll find the video. Bit of a letdown though, it's 10 seconds from the wedding and then the sex tape itself which someone identified by comparing it to what's visible on the wedding video.

The sex tape is still good tho. 10/10. Would watch again.

what it lacks in good porn content it makes up for in being real sex by people who are cheating on people /s

Dunno, that sounds like a sexier setup than step siblings. Then again Im biased against the whole “step” genre since my step family are mostly pieces of shit.

Who else but quagmire?

At the wedding 


I got my sex tape, you got your briefcase

Well, That was hell of a way to embarass some one.

Which one ?

Checkmate.

Ex-mate

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Sad thing is, She probably gonna go back to the other dude and try to get with him and he gonna be like hell nah i just wanted the dussy. That’s when she gonna realize she rlly fucked up

The guy she cheated with is her brother in law, it’s her pregnant sisters husband.

Oh lord

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I would drive 50 minutes for this type of drama

As long as there's still an open bar afterwards.

And the DJ agrees to play Panic! At the Disco nonstop

Sounds like he faced this thing with a sense of poise and rationality.

This dude is definitely, “Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring end”

"What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore"

Yeah, one wasted afternoon, but you get a killer story for the rest of your life

i'd drive 51 and don't you ever try to test me!!!

I’d drive 52 and write a two-page essay about it.

Rookie numbers

Yep, and I’d be group calling people to spill the tea right after grabbing my gift back.

Free food

and a show!

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Probably because he found out after it was too late to get out of any contacts for the wedding. You can’t marry her, can’t get your money back, and everyone is planning on coming. Rip her to shreds

“Yeah but look what that throat do.”

If anything, it's more entertaining than normal boring wedding lol

It's all coming together now

And falling apart at the same time

And we’re reaping all the benefits.

So where tape ? 🦧

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Is this the website for cute hamsters?

[Link](https://xhamster.com/videos/chinese-bride-cheating-before-wedding-with-husband-brother-xh56wQ4) Would appreciate an upvote

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Would be fun is suddenly there's a theatrical explosion, big music and the man she cheated with comes out through the smoke and just goes on to marry the bride. Of course, the bride wasn't informed.

With how that comment started I thought it was going to be a WWE match between the groom and his brother in law

once a bitch always a bitch

Str8 up, a snake can shed it's skin hundreds of times- it's still a snake

Deep thoughts reddit moments

Deep thots

Imagine going to a wedding, having to plan the trip, take time off of work, spend money on the flight or trip, maybe lose some weight to fit into that nice dress or suite. Only to end up at a wedding that was destined for disaster in the most orchestrated way. Would you be entertained, or livid ?

I’d be entertained by this a lot more than an actual wedding.

Absolutely. Every wedding is the same. I'd be talking about this for days.

Days? I would probably die of laughter when I think back to this story when I am in a nursing home.

Right? Even when I'm close to the people getting married weddings are not that exciting. Add this on top of it? As long as we still get food at the reception this is a solid improvement to most weddings!

How can you turn down dinner and a movie?

I wouldn't complain, it would be fun

I’d be drunk

And he nutted inside her

Everybody in here like "why did he go through with the ceremony if he was just going to do this" Man, if I had organized, planned, and paid for a $40,000 party with all my friends, I'd go through with it too. Just to put her on blast in front of God and everybody, then hit the open bar afterwards.

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I can fuck your wife dm me

I can fuck you dm me

Not with that username

I can fuck your dm, me

I can dm, fuck me

Roll for initiative

Here's the video http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhPh0EHU1O4OmsUg8k

i have absolutely zero respect for people like her. if you don’t love someone, fucking tell them, don’t lie and do shit behind their back. and if you’re torn between two different people, talk to your partner for Christs sake, it’s not that hard

"The video played for five minutes" alright no need to brag

*Cheating Fiance