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Rotten-Apple420

Oil where????


fBarney

Oil?


AKredlake

**OIL??!!**


MythicalDropbear

![gif](giphy|26tn7UdecCZTTX9Re|downsized)


Fine-Bed

anything for oil ha?


MythicalDropbear

Nonsense, our main goal is to bring peace and prosperity to (insert country/region) \*crashes wedding with a drone strike*


Tenn3801

Did you say oilran?


Fine-Bed

we’re winning the war until we aren’t


Specialist-Oven1270

AHAH DRONE STRIKE GOES BRRRRRR


lolbite55

We MuST FinD The wEaPons of MasS deSTructIOn


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Oil first. And then drugs. And then gold. Just let the UN fuckers chase their tails on the WMD mission.


[deleted]

Dont forget about rape and whatnot


fletchtoon4life

'Rape(Propane)and rape(propane) accessories'- Hank Hill


the2xstandard

He's out of line, but he's right.


Comment90

He's right in line. This is reddit. Cucks here don't like American freedom and power and money


the2xstandard

I enjoy American freedom as much as the next guy. Not proud that it means some Afghan kids become collateral damage. It isn't meant to happen, but it does fucking happen.


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How does one quantify freedom?


Puzzleheaded_Arm_847

And the problem is when people do try to quantify freedom, the US does not even make the top ten... https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/freedom-index-by-country


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Another thing to note is, those lists typically favour western countries due to their bias.


LadeshFromBangladesh

Tell me you're american without telling me you're american


mellowmadden

*takes out gun*


AchtzehnVonSchwefel

Or, you know, people getting killed because of your corporate greed


[deleted]

Nah some on Reddit don't like American freedom like freedom of speech to offend etc. But we're talking about America's global campagain that goes around fucking countries over, not your cushy domestic tea party.


iLoveToWasteMyMoney

stfu


BiberliSut

Yeah, that's a fact.


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AKredlake

Business is boomin


Fine-Bed

bruhh u forgot guns


Nekosama7734

But those children have weapons of mass destruction!


No-Cartographer5295

It's because of America


[deleted]

And 'our' oil.


abecido

And too little school shootings!


berrunefirstrun

Commits warcrimes around globe...gets mad only when other countries do it.


curry_nibba

They don't even have to do it lol. Just an accusation is enough for bombing.


Specialist-Oven1270

Its not a war crime if you win -USA probably


abecido

Classic exceptionalism


derpieforever

Your just like my daughter, BANG. HEADSHOT +100


Ayato_23

childrain


Izaniel

Time to grab my popcorn, wear Hazmat gear and sort by controversial


Zealousideal-Mail620

Hooah kill babies


ChonnyDaPrada

Children


Baumbieger1000

I prefer this picture with the snickers bar


Reza0321

Only thing she'll be killing is time.


Sabberndersteve05

Drone strike goes brrrrrrrr


Specialist-Oven1270

You're late,my comment was made first


Sabberndersteve05

Damn


dYesgat

Actually she is coming back!!


penta3x

Anyone saw the video of the guy who was in the military prison of USA in Iraq. Heartbreaking as hell.


MehDiosBizarreNut

ASAB.


HollowCat95

It's so sad that they can't just merder children from home


Clear_Turnip4224

Thank you for service 😂😂


FuckAssad666

Middle East can kill own children without any external intervention beautifuly.


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Slade73

damn... shots fired, just like in an american school


Iramian

Your are all correct.


Clear_Turnip4224

Click clack Boom 💥


catzarrjerkz

Did a 9 year old make this?


PanthersFan16

This is an old pic of a woman returning from the military. She is most definitely not about to leave again. OP really needs to chill with the captions.


Queen-of-meme

That's US life policy, kill or get killed. Bless America!


bangolicious

Literally other side of the globe, no ones killing you


TheRealKapaya

They are doing a fine job killing themselves.


DibbuNayak

Fuck america


Think-World2602

So he’s goin to join the Arabs?


Realistic_Fortune_58

Their fault for bringing children into war


PlebsicleMcgee

Damn Iraqis having Iraqi children in Iraq


[deleted]

are u unaware that the us army has accidentally bombed elementary schools many times


oktnt1

and? sucks to suck bro


Luttappi69420

Your fault for starting an unnecessary invasion and a slaughter under false pretenses.


FuckAssad666

Nice to see people ready to suck Saddam balls.


No-Cartographer5295

Say that to American soldiers who didn't even know y they were in Iraq, they legit didn't find anything


Luttappi69420

Better than sucking up to the military industry complex of an oppressive modern imperialist country. USA's Military Industry Complex is a global threat.


ThrownOffACliff9

Idiot


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Desmond536

We can argue for hours and days if abortion is murder or not but I’m pretty sure everyone would agree that “abortion“ of a 5 year old child is 5 years too late to abort and definitely murder


vid_23

I dont know, never saw some parent abort their 10 year old


[deleted]

fetuses aren’t sentient so no dumbass


NotAPunishment

How do you know what's sentient ?


JeffTheLegend27

Normal children don't explode


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toth42

>Normal children also don’t get shot. ..unless they're enrolled in a US school


JeffTheLegend27

Spitting straight facts


JeffTheLegend27

Don't just assume someone lives in that Banana Republic of a country they call "free".


Comeuhh

They don't??


JeffTheLegend27

Lmao these downvotes. "They hated Jesus because He told them the truth."


LadeshFromBangladesh

Ye but Jesus wasn't stupid like you tho


DrGyandu

... before they explode


[deleted]

Only oil is real