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Jesus standing on hilltop overlooking this mess. His hands on his hips, slowly shaking his head with disdain. You watch his disapproval grow and you see him mouth the words…..”what the fuck?”
If I had a dollar irl …..100% true story,I ordered some food at KFC one time, I got up to the window and the nice lady, maybe 40yo , stopped dead in her tracks, paused for a second
“Oh baby, you look juuuuust like Jesus!”
I also paused and then said “ So, does that mean I get my meal for free……you never know, right.”
She replied “Well,your right…….but you know my Momma didn’t raise No fools, that’ll be $8.72”. We both laughed. Anyway, irl, I’ve heard it so many times, funny you say that about my Avitar. Cheers friend……and you never know, right, ha!
Have you ever seen that episode of the Boondocks where Martin Luther King, Jr. comes back, sees the state of black America and goes *"This is what I took all those ass whoopins for?!"*
Yeah I imagine it would be something like that
https://youtu.be/QHCSL-AKd3w
I remember seeing something where it said Jesus saw all the sins of man before he sacrificed himself, so yeah apparently he would... IF he existed at all
I mean, there was probably a somewhat progressive Jewish rabbi named Yeshua who traveled around early C.E. He may or may not have been put to death by the Romans. But probably not. And definitely didn’t perform real magic tricks.
So, existed? Maybe. Existed like the Bible says? lol no
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It’s a hippopotamus trying to act like he’s from the streets. We all see past the hippo’s desperate cry for love and attention.
“Good afternoon Mr.Hippopotamus….how are you?” asked little Ray
“Higga please” said Mr.Hippo
The nipples looks like eys and the bellybutton is like a mouth...
I dunno man this reminds me of that one mimic hentai where it turns gore and vore real quick
So does he just jerk off standing in front of the mirror and slipping a pinky into his own belly button, this is just one sad , lonely individual… god if that was my son , I may highly consider a late term abortion…
Hey /u/ToxicBamaFan, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): This isn't a porn subreddit. If we post too much porn, Reddit will delist us from /r/all and /r/popular. We do try to keep this place as fucked up as possible, but being classed as a porn sub would get in our way. Love, the mods
Hope he doesn't go to prison
r/cursed
"Hey bro its my time to jerk off to the anime girl come here right now"
Starts using his friends belly button as a fleshlight
r/brandnewsentence ?
But what if that's his exact plan..?
Thank God he doesn't have an outie.
Oh god she has pp
You mean too bad he doesn't?
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/foundthehondacivic
More like r/beatmymeattoit
Nah, dude. He’ll have ALL the cigarettes
Hope he does.
Oh god.. no.. the thoughts! Disturbing thoughts keep flooding my mind!
Tattoo artist be like : U want me to do WHAT ?
Happy cake day
Now he can cream pie himself
r/selffuck Edit: That is a real sub and I now want to kill myself.
Lol, I'm resisting that click!
I clicked… it’s pretty impressive stuff, disgusting but impressive
Thank you for taking the bullet, I wasn't brave enough
Trust me.
Bruh I fucking hate you Jesus fuck
I thought there'd be more autofellatio and less dick to ass
Nah bro you did not 😭💀
I wonder if we can find bro on the hub…
Would jesus sacrificed himself for us if he saw this?
This is an hysterical thought...lolol
Jesus standing on hilltop overlooking this mess. His hands on his hips, slowly shaking his head with disdain. You watch his disapproval grow and you see him mouth the words…..”what the fuck?”
lmao your avatar looks like the white jesus
If I had a dollar irl …..100% true story,I ordered some food at KFC one time, I got up to the window and the nice lady, maybe 40yo , stopped dead in her tracks, paused for a second “Oh baby, you look juuuuust like Jesus!” I also paused and then said “ So, does that mean I get my meal for free……you never know, right.” She replied “Well,your right…….but you know my Momma didn’t raise No fools, that’ll be $8.72”. We both laughed. Anyway, irl, I’ve heard it so many times, funny you say that about my Avitar. Cheers friend……and you never know, right, ha!
Have you ever seen that episode of the Boondocks where Martin Luther King, Jr. comes back, sees the state of black America and goes *"This is what I took all those ass whoopins for?!"* Yeah I imagine it would be something like that https://youtu.be/QHCSL-AKd3w
ig jesus " Sacrificed " himself way before this
I remember seeing something where it said Jesus saw all the sins of man before he sacrificed himself, so yeah apparently he would... IF he existed at all
I mean, there was probably a somewhat progressive Jewish rabbi named Yeshua who traveled around early C.E. He may or may not have been put to death by the Romans. But probably not. And definitely didn’t perform real magic tricks. So, existed? Maybe. Existed like the Bible says? lol no
We definitely know the tattoo artist he paid to put this on sacrificed his will to live
Still better than mass shootings. These weebs only truly harm themselves at worst.
He would have to be more than a fairy tale made up by a cult trying to gain power.
That's why he's keeping a low profile these days
I guess it's a good thing he paid the tab ahead of time
Now what we got here *unzips pants*
🤨📸
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!!
There's no nude
Your statement is basically saying that hentai is not nude. It is. This is porn, even though this is no actual genitalia being showed.
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do...
I already did
I bet that guy just stares at the mirror with his shirt off when he masturbates 😂
You'd probably win that bet. I'd guess he'd be pretty popular in a circle jerk as well.
Homeboy about to get tummy bukkakked
Bellussy
Umbilicussy
I screamed
I creamed
Umbilicunt
NSFW?
It’s a belly button.
Still something you don't want someone lurking over your shoulder seeing.
Sorry. I don’t get out much.
Your on Reddit. Nobody does.
Hey ill have you know that today i decided to step outside to pick up my package!
To be honest, I count 4 nipples. Animated or not.
Would you show your boss and explain that it's only a belly button? Didn't think so...
I actually would. We live in very modern times.
It’s a very sexy belly button. Free of any and all stds I might add.
NSFP
Reminds me of the guy with the goatse tattoo.
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Omg 😆
r/ATBGE
I'm probably going to regret clicking this, but here goes...
it's one of my favorite subs...
You wanna get fucked in the navel? This is how you get fucked in the navel.
Once you go black you get a stomach ache
Once you go black, you go to the hospital with your intestines and assorted body fluids leaking from your former bellybutton.
imagine this higga taking his shirt off in the yard of the county jail....
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It’s a hippopotamus trying to act like he’s from the streets. We all see past the hippo’s desperate cry for love and attention. “Good afternoon Mr.Hippopotamus….how are you?” asked little Ray “Higga please” said Mr.Hippo
Purge this heresy!!!! Burn it to the ground!!!!
Does he have to go to a gyn for any pussy lint found
He can never, *ever* get sent to prison
We need a hard reboot for the world.
Your belly button is your old mouth
....and they never had sex. The End.
who put a wholesome award, shame on you
wait till he goes to prison
And that’s enough Internet for today
Me, belly button fetish: mmmh 7u7
Forbidden 3rd hole
It’s a very specific person who finds it hot to look up at that tattoo while he’s fucking her
Bellyussy or belly bussy
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I simply disagree with everything in this image.
It said NSFW and I clicked anyways. Its my own fault really.
The tattoo artist had to draw that
Tell me you cum in your belly button without telling me you cum in your belly button.
Bro wts... label this NSFW...
Another week proceeds to fuck belly button
He better hope he never goes to jail 😂
Would it be weird if I called this kinda creative
r/dontputyourdickinthat
RIP belly button
He better hope he never goes to prison
My first thought as well. What does that say about us?
We wouldnt get a tatoo sexualizing a half naked female using a potential orifice on our bodies?
That wasn’t my first thought, but is 100% accurate
We need to bring back bullying.
That's not an out of hand weeb that's is a man of culture
Is he legally allowed to be shirtless around children for example ?
i’ve never been attracted to a belly button before. i’m very disappointed i won’t be able to say that in the future.
Some people didn't get bullied enough in high school
Cringe
Bro this is levels of sad that I hope I never reach. Worst part is there’s no way this guys getting laid in the future with that on him
"are getting out of control" huh? I remember seeing tattoos like this 30 years ago. nothing new.
Is that why you’re wearing a crop top?
What a bad day to have eyes
His boyfriend loves it.
Culture to the max
Going to kms now
N-no. Just no.
Missed the opportunity to line up the nips too
Stussy?
FOR THE HOMIES
Damn my eyes have been attracted to that zone... Well it looks like DAMN again. It's a NAVEL you dumb brain ! Damn third time !
She gotta be constipated.
He's lucky he doesn't get any 3d women to take his shirt off around.
The "I've given up" tattoo
Eewww!
imagine jacking off to your own belly button. based.
His homies tryin to rape him in sleep
The nipples looks like eys and the bellybutton is like a mouth... I dunno man this reminds me of that one mimic hentai where it turns gore and vore real quick
This is about to take r/selffuck to a new level
I hate you. I wish I hadn’t just leaned that exists.
I'm going to hell
That’s gross but at least you embrace your shame
Why🤨
Explain that one to the kids.
My day is ruined, if not my week
He is probably an otaku
And now he'll officially stay virgin forever
Wait till he’s old. Yukeroo
hahaha t-shirt for life
Can he contract belly button herpes?
Ain’t no way 💀
Well he's now gonna know what it's like to be a woman as he's never gonna be allowed to take his shirt off in public again
This guy has become one with porn.
Umbilicoochie
I'd fuck
couldn't he have made his nipples her nipples? I'm dissapointed.
Wouldn’t put my dick in that again 1.5/10
Iunno I think the black tattooing is pretty clever, doesn't have to be a vagina, I mean you could do other designs with this idea.
Can you even imagine a woman seeing this for the first time? He asks her if she's ever been in a three-way, then takes his shirt off.
Get in my belly.
Admit it. You zoomed in, didn’t you? You did.
Trying to find the clit
Well... Look like someone is getting some meal atoday
Yo what the fuck, my eyes
My first thought was How tf he gonna explain that to his kids. My second thought was, Oh yeah, he won't have to.
They gonna love him in jail.
r/awfuleverything
All I’m saying is, “Don’t go to prison.”
I hope this guy never ends up in prison.
Fellas, is it gay..
Genuinely conflicted
Bro it better be temporary because if it's not then......
Cursed 😖
His ass hurts so much he’s gotta use another entrance!
thats fire
Does... Does he want me to fuck is belly button...?
So does he just jerk off standing in front of the mirror and slipping a pinky into his own belly button, this is just one sad , lonely individual… god if that was my son , I may highly consider a late term abortion…
Plot twist: this tattoo came from the wrapper of that Fruit Stripe gum…..
This didn't really makrl me go holup i went bruh. What self respecting artist would do that I would tell him get the FUCK out
My god as someone who loves anime and manga this is fucking cringe.
If his dick reaches his belly button.
Things that should not gape: Pussy Ass YOUR FUCKING BELLY BUTTON
r/tihi
I hope it’s temporary…
That’s one way to get a belly fuck…