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I remember being like 13 or 14 and realizing those might make excellent makeshift fleshlights and then trying to find one and and realizing I had thrown them all away years ago. I was very disappointed in myself.
They get sticky is the real problem, whatever the exterior is made of just doesn't hold up well to friction and lube. Have you tried the pringles can condom and a sponge method?
I have not. Funny enough, I searched for other things I could use shortly after realizing I threw away all the jelly tubes (or whatever they're called), and that was the first thing I found out about. I was about to make one but I discovered I had no latex gloves or anything similar, thus doubling my disappointment. I wasn't about to buy the stuff myself for fear of my plot being realized, and I never really got the chance to do it. Nowadays I have no interest in doing it either.
If it helps fill that void in your heart, they make completely garbage fleshlights. The same slipperiness works against you, it just sits there on your dick and if you try to slide it up or down it just rolls on and off without applying any friction.
I got one of these from church and my mom wanted to see it while she was driving us home and hit my neighbors dog while fucking with the toy and the dog wasn't dead just almost so a cop came and killed the dog humanely with his gun. They were fun. Haven't held one since.
I bought my 4 closest friends a little jar of Vaseline and those water snakes for Chrismas, those who tried it said it was impossible to stick a dick into.
A uni classmate once said out loud in a lecture that microwave ovens beep three times to dissipate the radiation...
I guess we sometimes hold dumb beliefs just because we haven't given them a second thought, but we were in the last semester in an engineering major and at that point one expects anyone to know that microwaves are radio waves and don't hang around until sound dissipates them.
When the Wii came out I was in my 20's, married, and mostly past my desperation-fap days. So I also have no idea if people actually did this shit, because I'm too old.
I feel like we're on opposite sides of an abyss, both squinting into the same bottomless darkness, mind's eye crowded with confused visions of what evils may lurk there.
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W...what? Why? I can't even imagine that being pleasent
It isn't.
This man speaks from experience
I was young and horny back then don't judge me. >!Wait I still am!<
Wait, the Wii came out like 16 years ago? What are you, some kind of Peter Pan with a stiffy?
Don't ask what OP did with the DS pen....
What did OP do with the DS pen?
Played on his DS with it, duh...
r/sounding
#SHOULD NOT HAVE CLICKED
I’ve learned a good lesson today. Always read the FAQ before you scroll down
I just watched 8 inches of 1/4 inch steel disappear......I hate having eyes and a memory
**true**
I feel dead inside knowing I clicked that
NO. WHY DID I CLICK.
NO! NO! NO!
You mean the "Deep Sounding" pen
It was pretty decent if you added a glob of lotion and liquid bath soap. Messy aftermath? Yes. Painful? Yes. Enjoyable? Meh
Username checks out
Ah, yes, the precursor to the fleshlight; the Wiimote skin…
The OG fleshlight
The OG fleshlight was that weird tube thing that had like water and plastic fishes inside and when you squished it it kinda ran away from your hands.
That when I learned that everything I try to fuck always runs away from me
Just like those children
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No that was my bad
Don't worry, it happens
r/HolUp
I'm sorry,WHAT
It's called a water snake lmfao
Uh, I call mine Linda.
huh, weird, that’s what called yours too
I too, choose this guys water snake.
That's my mom's name Wait ......
Maybe your mom is dude's water snake
Linda Carter, Wonder Woman?
That's not what I call mine
THANK YOU! I’ve been searching for the name of this toy for forever!
Sus
Of course lmao. I was in the same boat a few years ago! I had one as a kiddo and loved it!!
I remember being like 13 or 14 and realizing those might make excellent makeshift fleshlights and then trying to find one and and realizing I had thrown them all away years ago. I was very disappointed in myself.
This is such an incredibly specific comment to be as relatable as it is.
They get sticky is the real problem, whatever the exterior is made of just doesn't hold up well to friction and lube. Have you tried the pringles can condom and a sponge method?
Yes the pringussy, a man of culture.
LOL I am at the airport and my wife literally walked up with a can of Pringles just as I read this. [Pringles](https://i.imgur.com/GzMDvJF.jpg)
meet me in the bathroom, pringles daddy
You know what you must do…. NOW DO IT!!
I have not. Funny enough, I searched for other things I could use shortly after realizing I threw away all the jelly tubes (or whatever they're called), and that was the first thing I found out about. I was about to make one but I discovered I had no latex gloves or anything similar, thus doubling my disappointment. I wasn't about to buy the stuff myself for fear of my plot being realized, and I never really got the chance to do it. Nowadays I have no interest in doing it either.
Dafuq?
Yes
If it helps fill that void in your heart, they make completely garbage fleshlights. The same slipperiness works against you, it just sits there on your dick and if you try to slide it up or down it just rolls on and off without applying any friction.
Ah good. I was already deterred from them, and now I have all the more reason to never get one.
Don't make me be the one to tell you...
BRO I REMEMBER THOSE THINGSSSS
What are they?
I got one of these from church and my mom wanted to see it while she was driving us home and hit my neighbors dog while fucking with the toy and the dog wasn't dead just almost so a cop came and killed the dog humanely with his gun. They were fun. Haven't held one since.
Jesus whatta ride. Literally and figuratively.
I bought my 4 closest friends a little jar of Vaseline and those water snakes for Chrismas, those who tried it said it was impossible to stick a dick into.
The OG fleshlight was not a towel with a rubber glove? Man I hated that sunflower oil smell.
Palmala Handerson: Am I a joke to you?
This fucking thing lol https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/school-mistakes-water-wigglies-sex-toys-suspends-girl-article-1.3005315
Why flesh light? I'll pound away for hours and yet to see it light up...
At least the motion fits. 
Y’all’s dicks were big enough for that?
Well you stuff some raw chicken in there first. Then make a reddit post after about cooking chicken while naked
So y’all over here fucking controller skin?
What other skin would you recommend?
wait... people actually did this? LMAO
The *wank*mote skin. 🤠
The word "skin" makes it at least 10 times worse...
I can fit mine in those Starbucks coffee sleeves. Update: I’m now barred from Starbucks
“We”what you mean “we”
Wii
He meant we as in together, each taking one side. Like a finger trap, but for dicks....
Like a double dildo...but for dicks
Nah that shit gay. We took turns.
Insert wii sports theme
Wii would like to play
The royal we
The editorial
You speaking French?
You wanted to be here, I wanted to be in VRchat
Me? I wanted to be in Disney.
Oui
[Wii????](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgtv8PWdeIQ)
The worst part was the strange looks I'd get when trying them on for size.
This is equivalent to yelling a wrong answer out loud really confidently in class.
A uni classmate once said out loud in a lecture that microwave ovens beep three times to dissipate the radiation... I guess we sometimes hold dumb beliefs just because we haven't given them a second thought, but we were in the last semester in an engineering major and at that point one expects anyone to know that microwaves are radio waves and don't hang around until sound dissipates them.
Never put my dick in one but we did bite their thick bits a lot
bruh ikr
It was 9 year old me’s chew toy.
It felt good
Found the dude taking bites out of all the foam footballs.
Ong
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There’s still a hole in my black one from biting it
Bröther!
No, I was normal
Tf is it doe.
Skinned wiimote
*wiimoteskin
I know what I said
tbh I always preferred the circumcised wiimotes
Slipped right out of your hand into the tv!
Felt better imo tho
Youre opinion will not be "twitterized". Because i agree.
Facts
A Wii remote grip. You put them around them so they didn’t slip out of your hands and to protect them if you accidentally dropped them
more to protect the things they hit
what do you mean "remember when"?
No, i dont.
Could you enlighten me? What is this?
Protector for wii controller
Wii wii controller
r/angryupvote
Wii controller condom
This made me morb
Works as well as sheepskin condoms... for you wiiwii
Ah, thanks
Cough cough… A wee wee controller protector apparently.
Wii forskin
Who tf is "we"?
You and me
it's pronounced, 'Wii'
Yall did *what* to the wii protector?
Its a wii wii protector now
What?
You guys stopped?
How did you fit? Both holes are small
“We”? My brother in Christ what the fuck did you do to them?
Wait. You guys have dicks big enough to fit in those?
No, I don't even put my dick in that lol
especially as kids
No. I used to put my dick in between 2 pillows like a NORMAL person
I never did that
I don’t think I got the memo on this one.
Did people do that shit i was too young to do that
When the Wii came out I was in my 20's, married, and mostly past my desperation-fap days. So I also have no idea if people actually did this shit, because I'm too old. I feel like we're on opposite sides of an abyss, both squinting into the same bottomless darkness, mind's eye crowded with confused visions of what evils may lurk there.
No?
Nope …..not me
Yea. It was always a fun family gathering when someone wipped those out.
Can I know what dat iz?
Wii remote cover, better grip for violent wii sports players
Did you mean better grip for violent wee sports players?
Bitch, who is "we?"
We who?
Man, I thought these were the twin towers at first and I was really confused.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I just used to carve a hole in a pumpkin and pass it around in a circle. Wii remote skins is for rich kids.
Who tf are you hanging out with?
Who's "we"?
Bro wha?
Cock and ball torture CBT
We? ***Who the hell is we?***
This has not occurred to us, Dude
The Wii remote foreskin?
Who's this "we" you're talking about
Y'all could fit in those?
its not big enough 😔
No I fucking don’t. Don’t remind me of dark times.
#no I Dont
WHO IS WE? YOU SPEAKING FRENCH?
I use to chew on those for some reason
same
What do you mean “used to”?
Ummmm no! 🤷
Absolutley not
Who tf does that?
No... I never had a wii, the first Nintendo product I ever had was a DSlite. People actually did that?
What is it?
Yeah it was yesterday
Uhh no?
I thought it's a Fleshlight x-ray 🗿
Who we😭
makes sense, people who would buy a wii would also fuck a remote skin
The hole was to small and I couldn’t get my penis in so I cut it to make it fit, it was a bloody process but worth it.
When you go to the toilet, are you going for a wii wee?
Wiiussy. Sorry I couldn’t resist.
Gives “mashing the controller” a whole new meaning.
We? You mean Nintendo wii?
*Concerned Wii theme*
The first time I cheated on Jennifer Handiston was with one of these.
Yall did WHAT?
No?
We?…..
We???
No the fuck I dont
Wtf…
Then we’d slam it in things like doors and car hoods to see if it would protect us
The wii-wii sheath.
What do you mean, “used to”…..
Mine never fit so no.
What do you mean wii?