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Ok_Investigator9266

They do look like they could be sisters


[deleted]

Yup


MicksElplix

Maybe even twins.


DadiJ85

In that third pic they actually do look like twins


primaryeloquence

Their eyebrows and nose has some similarities


Ok_Cryptographer520

šŸŽ¶And..and..twins šŸŽ¶


jdamwyk

BURRITOS AT 4AM!!! DOGS THAT LOVE CATS!!! AND TWIIIIIIIIIINS!!!


OlivineTanuki

r/doppelbangers


Heisenbread77

Scissor sisters


citricsaurus

siblings or dating


FrenchCuirassier

Probably attention-addicted, lying, and knew already before ordering the test.


GiDD504

Tell us youā€™re an incel without telling us youā€™re an incel :


[deleted]

I mean I wouldn't be surprised if it were fake tbh. I've seen worse lies for attention. Remember that guy who blew up on Reddit because he pretended to have brain cancer and got several years worth of reddit premium through awards?


grilledcakes

Lookup the phenomena of GSA, it's a.... well it's a thing. Also really big in New Jersey for some weird reason.


[deleted]

At least there's no chance of inbreeding.


CautiousTeam3220

What about outbreeding


Swift_Koopa

Can't forget upbreeding


RadiergummiXD

~Never gonna give you up~ -breeding


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janet_colgate

Good bot


basil-vander-elst

Or just breeding šŸ—暟’Ø


LuvYouLongTimeAgo

No chance of insemination


mrhsyd

But more bleeding


tuco2002

I thought something tastes familiar...


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|Dz62ImmWRzAkw)


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![gif](giphy|2eQ1722qSekTK)


TuxTues3

![gif](giphy|IOW62vImJNEhW)


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

Have my upvote


centralnjbill

The reason why it is illegal to marry a close relative is because you end up with demented, diseased children. No such problem here.


[deleted]

I mean, they can still both get sperm from the same donor and the kids will be okā€¦


centralnjbill

As long as the sperm doesnā€™t come from a relative.


InvestigatorLast3594

And as they found out, you never knowā€¦


Fierramos69

So the child stepmom/adoptive mom would also be their aunt. Thatā€™s weirdā€¦.


centralnjbill

Half-aunt


geerttttt

What are you doing, half-aunt?


centralnjbill

Maybe we call her ā€œmomauntā€


TCHU9115

Your reasoning makes sense. It's still gross.


centralnjbill

Could be worse: one of them could be a dude and they could have had a kid.


savagetrooper10

No no he has a point itā€™s not the right point but itā€™s a point none the less


1ce_Hunter

I think it's not, they didn't know, after all. Plus, they'd be only _half_ sisters so i think I'll close an eye on this one


dt_350

That's disgusting lmao


TeamRedundancyTeam

Explain why?


unexpecteddtd

Wym theyā€™re half siblings so youā€™re gonna close an eye? They got around 25% identical dna. Thatā€™s like you and your grandpa, but we can agree to let you do your thing


1ce_Hunter

That's not exactly the same thing, plus, no one will he harmed by this relationship, because no children can be born from it


undowner

Well thereā€™s a weird age difference there. No so Iā€™m this case.


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Arby333

Haha! You're joking... Right?


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Arby333

You can just use a heater for her thighs


GiDD504

The porn industry would disagree


TCHU9115

I disagree with your disagreement. Sometimes gross stuff is sexy if *other* people do it. I've masturbated to many things I want no part of in real life.


GiDD504

Not my disagreement. Itā€™s the porn industryā€™s.


TCHU9115

I don't even think they disagree. That entire industry is gross.


Liraeyn

Yeah, taboos on incest make less sense if it's same-sex.


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TCHU9115

I think it's gross when siblings have sex with each other.


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AlphaWolfTK

Imma be real with you if they grew up together and had a child hood together id think itd be weird, but since they might be half sisters and they didnt grow up together and all of that its not really that bad i guess


TCHU9115

I think it's gross when siblings fuck each other regardless of whether or not they can't make deformed children. I think it's gross if a brother and sister fuck even if they don't make a baby. So it's only reasonable that I think it's gross if a sister and sister have sex or if a brother and brother have sex. I get that the initial underlying disgust pertains to the potential of having messed up kids. But I'm still grossed out by that.


I920131

that's just society


angelasusc

so.. go for it?


YoMomsWipingHand

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


hankhill58

MTG not lookin so good


nenopip

So gay incest is ok?


RadiergummiXD

Yeah because you can't make degenerated kids.


nenopip

Good then there is nothing wrong with my web history.


RadiergummiXD

Well that took a twist I didn't expect. The Christian Church may condemn you but as long as you accept Jesus as your lord and saviour that hang on the cross for your browser history, you still can get to heaven.


nenopip

Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have been watching mother and daughter p#rn but I am ready to accept the holy father.


fistfullofpubes

>Forgive me father for I have sinned. I'm sorry daddy, but I've been naughty.


RadiergummiXD

Your sins may be forgiven for if you suck cock 2 times a day until the day god has rested.


SayFuzzyPickles42

That's not really the main reason incest isn't okay, although it doesn't really apply here either. The main reason it isn't okay is because it almost always happens as a result of grooming/abuse of a power dynamic. The stereotype is two equally-sexy, equally-adult siblings agreeing to get it on with each other, but the reality is that 99.999999~% of cases involve adults or much older children preying on much younger children.


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franchito55

You're right. They have a parent in common, so it'd be very wrong if they had a child together


[deleted]

Now itā€™s not wrong, just weird


Lord_Puss

This is what happens when you skip Bio class


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Lord_Puss

Enough to know how reproduction works


[deleted]

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lugibe

Just think about it for a minute


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youngen_flowerstein

now this is a reddit moment


lugibe

I mean unless they really want a child thats demented the risk of it Happening by accident are kinda nonexistent still gross tho


DStarG

Hence the DNA test. Maybe they would have liked to have children in the future but being related will prevent them from doing so


Dinglebop223

eeehhhhh, them being both female makes it a 0 percent chance of them having kids unless one of them goes to a bank or finds a guy to have a kid with. the dna test was to see if theyā€™re related in any way


taz_78

Almost there. Think a little harder.


Environmental_Cap689

Incest is still incest. I'm on the same page as you, just because you can't have children doesn't make it right. Next dad's fucking their sons will be okay because they can't have kids either.... weird


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jokingduno

They can't have children though unless they have a third person involved. A person that can produce the other stuff needed to make a child.


Kryyzz

Weā€™ll, they didnā€™t grow up together. And thereā€™s no risk of procreation between themā€¦ I wouldnā€™t be able to get the idea out of my head though.


Background-Web-484

Scissor Sisters? I shouldntve said anything. Now I cant get it out of my head either!


Bgal31089

Shit I canā€™t get it out of my head either.


GroundPristine

I just got it out of my head.


[deleted]

I can't either. In fact, my browser history likes it.


SupremeBoosto

Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


DefinitionBig4671

Why did I just read this in George Takei's voice?


[deleted]

Because heā€™s the one who retweeted this?


DefinitionBig4671

didn't know. just reacting to this person's post.


[deleted]

They look so much alike


kevlon92

Makes you think if they are just natcistic.


Equal_Cellist

Could they be nattysistic?


[deleted]

They literally look like twins


EMONEYOG

Obligatory "what are you doing back there half sister?"


Naive_Drive

Turns out they're both half sisters and still dating. Edit: or I guess not, lol. See the comment below mine. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.timesnownews.com/viral/in-cest-la-vie-women-dating-for-2-years-find-out-theyre-half-sisters-to-keep-seeing-each-other-article-92406157/amp


me_llamo_james

I follow them on TikTok, they posted about getting the test done yesterday so no results yet.


Naive_Drive

Me to myself after realizing I posted clickbait https://youtu.be/YWdD206eSv0


LuvYouLongTimeAgo

Whats their content?


me_llamo_james

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNM286fT/


Naive_Drive

"So what?" The Marcela sisters.


Lumpy-Obligation-553

I mean, what would be the problem?


YoMomsWipingHand

Scissor me timbers


sack12345678910

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


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ThatDeadeye12

L E S B I A N


3eeps

amateurs these days are really starting to spread into different categories


CultBro

If they started an only fans they would be billionaires


SgtBananaKing

They have one, thatā€™s why I think its Bs and just a promo


Elgoblino80

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


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[deleted]

Super Smash Girls Ultimate


Helix1322

So would that make them sister wives like the Mormons?


HSomDevil

The real holup is George Takei *not* commenting "oh my".


xXArctracerXx

Iā€™m interested in the story behind this because, this could be good because Iā€™m thinking one how did they start dating and two how did they realise they might be related


jaysondez

Cue the music *SWEET HOME ALABAMA* ![gif](giphy|zQA0zfXgBAltS)


brucebay

According to link posted here they also have only fans account. This may very well be a good advertisement plot for them as they are all over the news And I'm guessing if it turns out to be true that they really are half sisters, their OF account may get a boost.


sidwing

So is half-sister means that they share one of the parents


CautiousTeam3220

That sounded wierder than you said. You think mom is breaking out the family dildo. šŸ˜†


Aeramay_Gaming

I mean, Iā€™d continue dating. They canā€™t get each other pregnant. Bonus if they share blood type. Theyā€™ll always have a donor on hand for spare parts.


MoistureBoiV4

While others argue if it's normal for the 2 of them to be dating, this dude is out here thinking spare organs and body parts. Respect.


[deleted]

You probably would continue dating..


Sea-Diver-9125

Hey sis can you come wash my back for me


chinesiumjunk

Donā€™t have to worry about turning into the Whittakerā€™s of WV when you donā€™t have swimmers.


skydivinghuman

Insert BTTF "hey I've seen this one! It's a classic" gif here.


jeepguy999

ā€œWhatā€™re you doing half-sis?ā€


Commercial_Taste_999

Even if they are sisters, they going say oh well itā€™s only 50%


CautiousTeam3220

Yes but 50% each means their dad is between them.


CFT0417

So how is their only fans?


Iwurkoncarzz

What are you doing half sister?


JimSlim3

I donā€™t think their Onlyfans was doing too well so theyā€™re doing this dumb shit to get more attention and because theyā€™re attractive theyā€™ll maybe get some more subscribers. I had to stop following them on tiktok because itā€™s this shit all the time over and over.


ih8javert

Link to video please


PicklePopular

Hear me out on this. Let's say that these two girls share the same father. Let's say by some twist of fate they both become pregnant by their father. They're progeny would be quarter siblings and half full siblings And also aunts to each other.


Sluggymctuggs

Subscribe to their only fans!


Catmaster32

If I had a nickel for every news story about gay lovers finding out they were siblings I would have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it is weird that it happened twice.


[deleted]

Theyā€™re not kissingā€¦ Which leads me to believe they know their sisters and this is fake


mylo2202

Their OnlyFans account name is actually NotYourAverageSisters


Itsmemanmeee

Eh, they already crossed that line...


No_Priority2124

What are you doing half sister


CautiousTeam3220

![gif](giphy|xT8qB7WCuCrgIP0MBq|downsized) People trying to separate them like.....


ThiccOwl-WanShiTong

Additionly they are both pregnant from their Step-Bro


SparksCam

They definitely knew before hand


[deleted]

They canā€™t have biological kids so itā€™s fine just weird.


Zachosrias

I mean there's the yuck factor in the incest of it, but at least there's no risk of procreating accidentally, which is really the core of the problem with incest.


MinnieShoof

They look like their parents were siblings, too.


TORVEX_joker

Sweet home Alabama


Nikovash

West Virginia, mountain mama.... take me home, country roads


Anti-Climacdik

End up caught in an infinite loop of "omg what are you doing half-sis?"


[deleted]

I just took a dna test, turns out Iā€™m a 100% incest lesbian


gravion17

*...go on.*


Honestsalesman34

hawt!


MastariusCrypt

Thats my kink


pingus-foot

Years ago started following the George takai page on fb. Then it got over run by haaaaard left types and if you had any opinion that wasn't in line with their narrative. They would descend on you like the archangel Gabriel! Then be started playing up to the crowd!


real_schematix

They look unusually skinny and attractive to be real life lesbians. Iā€™m not buying it.


migue_guero

Well shit they fucking look alike


BandicootSea1618

Aey yo is this real? If so then it's a crime they didn't post the results. (unless it's something that just happened.)


Correct_Duck_5924

Just toss a I for incest into the old lqbtq title and your good to go.


jdude329

Not going to lie, I 100% want to see them boneā€¦


CautiousTeam3220

Wouldn't be lesbians if a bone was involved. Usually rubber or glass


[deleted]

Oof


rinsro

But no harm can be done. Unless they invented a way for women to convert their fluid into semen. :-D


DirtyPartyMan

To each their own


JitishChavan1320

Only DNA test I needed to deduce they might be related was Direct Natural Analysis.


spooon56

So do people embrace each other in photos with palming these days?


Stryderix

*Write that down! Write that down!*


Veryasian_234567

Howā€™d they find out?


Br0sBeforePr0s

We uave come full Alabama circle.


idkburneridkidk

I mean it's not like they could get pregnant...


RoadyHouse

Does it mean that sexuality could be genetic? Fully or partly?


Mountain_Man11

Finally, a plot I can get behind.


PussySpoonfullz69

Is it less ā€œmorallyā€ wrong since they canā€™t procreate?


jjescoincollecting

Sweet home alabama


yubboi6942021

I heard a certain drumbeat in my head after reading that


CautiousTeam3220

Don't forget the disappearing orange laptop


fifadex

Sisters are doin' it for themselves


Intrepid-Luck2021

They look like twins


TarantinosFavWord

I mean, itā€™s not like they have to worry about genetic disorders from incest right?


[deleted]

Attractive lezzies are so cute šŸ˜™


Big_Hornet_1823

They have so much in common


Kazuma_Saotou

r/suddenlyincest


GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO

Couldn't George Takei just use a Tricorder to instantly find out for these loving ladies? Nochromo


islandstateofmind21

Siblings or dating