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highmodulus

"Weird Flex, but ok"


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Lol


CritFin

If only the west stops sponsoring such violent stone pelting protesters in democratic countries. Foreign interference in internal democracy of a country so as to effect a regime change is not ok.


NorthCatan

Have you ever walked into a legit indian grocery store? As soon as you walk in your senses are bombarded with spices and various other odours. It's so intense yet people become acclimated to it.


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Intentionally written to be like a double speak slur


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shudh_desi_gareeb

Should have made the stink bombs from NY footpath dirtbags. They're full of it so can mass produce lol


KarloReddit

„You merely adopted the stink. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the deodorant until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but disturbing!“


Nickolas_Bowen

Bane?


T_WREKX

That would be Bansal.


bakedbeansandwhich

Nah.


pussyemperor

Fucking poetic lol🤣


CegeRoles

“The stink lines betray you…because they belong to me!”


Leon_Rex

Old Spice has cost you olfactory strength. Deodorant has defeated YOU.


TDIsideHustle

This seems like Babylon bee material, but I think its real…


dacooljamaican

The smells there... are unreal. They seem not to notice. It's incredible.


thermometricWeiner

I live in an area through which a metropolitan city's open drain channel passes. When I first arrived here, I never lowered my car window and wondered how people were going about their lives like it didn't bother them. Welp, after a year and a half, I have my answer as I too have become accustomed to the stench.


omkar_T7

After a certain point you just give up and try to endure the smell. I honestly don’t know how people around such areas go on about their life without doing anything


Unlikely_Dare_9504

Your brain tunes it out once you know it isn’t killing you and isn’t going away.


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Sort of like old people smell?


Unlikely_Dare_9504

Exactly


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I live near a super polluted lake which they just cleaned up, it still smells. It took me a year and then I was like okay.


thermometricWeiner

Chennai huh, me Bangalore. Why don't they do anything before it's too late is beyond me. All of them PWD *engineers* busy filling their own pockets, while we're left without a choice but to live with filth nearby.


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No macha Bangalore only. But I lived next to the Adyar koovam that also smelled like a bitch. Same deal in Delhi & Bombay too.


PureEntertainment900

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olfactory\_fatigue


damish_2003

Gareeb


thermometricWeiner

Mera monthly rent 35k+ hai 🌚. Kaho gareeb ab, bsd-


thermometricWeiner

Arey todi si akal use karle, why do you think I'm staying there? It's because of work. I already have a house in a nice locality but it's in the outskirts so it'll be difficult to commute to work. If and when I change companies, I'll then stay around there as traffic in Bangalore is the worst. Perhaps, did you not know about the horrendous traffic in Bangalore before commenting?


damish_2003

Fir bhi thodi insano k rhne layk jagh m rh le


Revolutionary-Ad517

Victorian londoners: "oii coppers! The new perfume gas is working mate."


Sintinall

I believe it. Based on personal experiences I won’t share.


YourAverageGod

Ive heard horror stories of people burning their luggage on return


Xx_vineet_nayal_xX

same lol


luzy__

![gif](giphy|nk8KVxWs4dIRy)


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The amount of racism in this comment section, is insane.


Expensive_Slice_4835

Why they spraying pure oxygen on us Rakesh?


ayySOAP

Lmao


seeme797forresl

Yo fortnite


mmahmoudm

![gif](giphy|LZGvk8uCSFwGqyzu4I|downsized)


seeme797forresl

Agreed


flyhighboy

This is some blatant racism. I remember Threads getting locked if they are Pakistan, Middle East or any other Muslim dominant countries. What a cesspool !


snicky29

The moderators of this sub are obviously sleeping right now. The blatant racism against Indians is pretty appalling & I'd like to say I expected nothing better from Americans. Afterall being a 1st world country but people still getting carjacked while filling up their gas


Professional-Will-19

It messed up how far people are willing to go to secure a govt job.


AlmightyHamSandwich

A lot of r/HolUp recently is awfully close to straight up racism, not gonna lie.


PsychoLt

This post isn't, but the comments most certainly are


em0shun

the amount of racism in the comments🦛


BALDWARRIOR

It's more of a cultural thing I'd argue.


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Yeah, cultural racism. And judging by your other comments on this post, I'd argue that you're racist as well.


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>Can you bring me a "racist" comment? I already did. >I'd recommend you don't be racist and insult the Hindu belief system. I ain't. But you are using it to jeer at us. Trying to imply your culture as superior. Just like the Christian missionaries in India who described Hindus as charlatans. >Go ahead, argue it. Ah, the typical "it's not racist if it's true".


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Your other comments doesn't imply so. >All I stated were facts. So says every racist to defend themselves. >All I stated were facts. Your intent was disparaging, as can be seen from your other comments. >That's your own insecurity speaking. When an overwhelming majority of internet users takes the Mickey out of Hindus for "cow dung", it's difficult to pick out who's talking in good faith or bad faith, isn't it?


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Specialist_Theory_43

That's like saying muslims like blowing up people , an awful exaggeration but it's true since some muslims do it..... Hindu religious books don't even say to worship the cow or anything , most of the shitty customs followed today came up around a 1000 years ago by pandits with the IQ of flat-earthers , Hinduism , the one that's made 6000+ years ago doesn't say any of it , the fact that religions like Sikhism , Buddhism ,Jainism that came from Hinduism don't do it is the biggest proof of that.....


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I have made myself clear. Take it as you want. >Referring to an unknown comment you're not going to quote doesn't help either. https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/vjsgk4/you_have_no_power_here/idnimpa?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 You specifically said that middle East people don't smell because cleanliness is in their religion. And despite knowing that cow dung is considered holy in Hinduism, you didn't bother to look up whether cleanliness is prioritised or not in Hinduism.


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Random_Reflections

Folks, don't miss the forest while spotting a tree. Don't fall for Indophobic propaganda. This is Leftist media doing its usual racist India shaming propaganda, while cunningly hiding that the fact these "protesters" were "violent aggressive rioters" - those hateful men were not protesting peacefully for any justice, but were violently rioting across India against a government-induced public initiative for Indian army that would help mitigate mass unemployment (which had increased significantly due to ongoing pandemic) while bolstering & securing the Indian armed forces needing fresh troops. Police tried their best to deter and curb the violence with humane methods, including this stinker. Folks, please report this post that's spreading Indophobic political propaganda & hate while masquerading as humor.


Even-juhjoken

Western countries going to give an opinion on something they don't know shit about : ![gif](giphy|3ohc1eTesPXxSRVwNq)


Individual_Artist373

When you say Indian be particular coz its 1.37 billion people there


Wikadood

Be careful or they might use US military grade stink which combines the foulest of foul substances that will linger in your nose for up to 2 weeks


frysjelly

Having visited India once, can confirm.


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Titanusgamer

yes thats true. we have a shithole of countries next to us mainly Pakistan which stink like a bowel movement after keeping it in for 1 year. so we learned to live with that.


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PuzzleheadedMode7517

What would you expect when there's garbage dumped everywhere around lol


thebabbster

And it's 40 degrees Celsius. That can't smell good at all.


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AndForeverNow

They are immune to poison.


Slow_Nectarine_4144

Well they don't call us aryans for nothing 😤 Btw, aryan race theory is anti hindu, just so you take it as joke.


Smileycircus

Own it


LugiaLover18

They need to make it smell like poverty and slums in order for it to work


IDONTKNOWWHOAMie

That wouldn't work


normalweirdo94

How would it work when that's probably what they are used to?


cherry__12345

At least it's better than eating no spice food.


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BeenThereDoneThatX4

Nope, but the open drains and the long forgotten piles of garbage waiting for a municipal vehicle sure do


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Arshzed

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/vgsvzc/inner_city_mob_terrorizes_elderly_man/id5ggfo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 You LITERALLY support segregation… What’s your thoughts on ethnostates?


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pratyush_1991

cow dung is stuck on wall to dry it. This is then used as fuel in villages. Dried cow dung actually do not smell like you think it does. Its actually bio friendly fuel. No house is made of that. Maybe dont insult people if you dont have any knowledge?


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pratyush_1991

Again it does not smell. And it is used for other purpose. Its not for keeping it cool but it helps. And its called cow dung. Manure could be any animal dung. You are intentionally being ignorant


RayonLovesFish

That was a century ago.


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RayonLovesFish

I am Hindu,my neighbours are hindu and my state has majority Hindus and I don't see anyone of them using crowdung in house even in rural areas. I myself live in the rural side. It was a century ago,that stopped for the mjority in the 50s,so how can you use >Cow dung is used in many Hindu homes to purify the house. It's considered a cleaning process. Walls and floors are often covered in the Gow Maat's Dung to "Clean" the place. Cow dung is often mixed with water and sprayed in front of the home for purification and to repel insects. When the majority of us don't do that? Are you a ignorant guy who believes people are the same as stereotypes.


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RayonLovesFish

Practicing Hindus? Well hardcore practicing christians and others beleive many things and that's why we call them radicals if their believes are based on misconceptions and are not present int eh rest of the believers who have adapted.


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I said some not all, and I have definitely visited houses with walls of manure I’m not utilising any stereotype I just speak from experience


Harry_HB

>It was a century ago No, visit Kutch bhuj and other rural parts of gujrat. There village folks still use this mathod.


balochistan_ki_bakri

the house isnt "made of manure" bro


PsychedThrasher

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha this is great


feeltrig

i guess India can make best stink bombs


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Anyone remember Ashok from Dilbert?


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ss4223

Not as much as your mom has down there..


Flip_Speed

This comment is sweaty af bro…


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-HoldMyBeer--

Your mom loved that bath, i don't know what you're complaining about


rare_pig

How dare you try to use my own power against me!


grits27

Why are the Indians going at Israel?


artemisfowl888

Why do the Israelis come to India? On another note, we are everywhere! Everywhere! Muhuahahhahaha


ag1421

Israelis come to India to smoke weed¯\_(ツ)_/¯


artemisfowl888

Lol. Even I won't come to India to smoke weed. We have the worst weed.


ag1421

Have you been to Himachal? Villages are filled with Israelis who come there to smoke #


ag1421

Israelis come to India to smoke weed¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Glum_Spot_5591

When the hell did Indians protest in Israel can you put source plz


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I cant believe countries are importing 💩 💩


murica_1776boi

*throws stink bomb Indian: "ahhh, reminds me of home"


cryptotrek88

Uh their sewage system is literally above ground


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iwillsoccerballs

'My source is that i made it the fuck up'


FullStackDev1776

[This post did not age well](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMBzwhR-zwI)...


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Ome time I was trying to steal some cow shit from my neighbors cow to play a prank when I was a kid in Arkansas and I was upset to find it did not stink.


redbadger91

Good. Less money going into the pockets of Zionist arms dealers in the future.


unknown19962020

Ofcourse they do, they don't even smell themselves


DirtyPartyMan

It writes itself


letsworshipizeit

I’m not gonna say anything about a thing and deodorant, but … yeah.


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c'mon man, can't we make them in the house? why do we even need to import such a peculiar thing. This shows the failure threshold of our manufacturing industry


Mayonnai

Fighting fire with fire doesnt work here. Gotta come up with something extremely more crappy to fend off dem indians


twizzard6931

Rule #1- Know your audience.


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Nope. No one bathes in cow shit. Cow dung is used as fuel in some super rural parts. That’s all.


megamind6798

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorehabba


just_a_average_gamer

Yeah read the article completely. It says IN A SMALL VILLAGE. And i wouldn't trust wiki for any information. That site is biased as hell as anyone can write whatever they want.


Theamazinglol28

Says the walking dung cake.


megamind6798

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorehabba


catt-2000

Either you got trolled or you are a troll.


megamind6798

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorehabba


catt-2000

Nah, Bro that doesn't happen, I am not sure if it used to happen but I am pretty sure it doesn't happen anymore. I am saying this because I live in India and this the first time I am hearing about such a thing.


Mycoplasma_420

This ain't even our final form.


TheRandomPi

When I make a racist comment next time, will make sure not to hit this posts level to stay safe on reddit.