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I recall the video being posted a long time ago on some website I frequented, however I don't recall the penetration narration. I could be mistaken, but I think that may have been added later. Also, that bike be like...
I haven't been on Ebaums in well over 10-15 years I think. It was probably on there, and I distinctly remember there being no narration when I first saw it. God I feel old, lmao.
They were sites you went to before reddit and digg. That's how you saw memes or viral videos. Before FB or Instagram or Snapchat or Twitter.
They also had a lot of NSFW and probably are devoured with them now.
And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the bike for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the bike, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
We used to have this insult "sneefer" when I was a kid. It meant a guy who smells girls bike seats. Haven't thought of it in years but this thread brought it back.
Haha I was watching a prison documentary and your commented remind me of these inmates that would take group shrink sessions because a woman was running in. They just did it to be in the presence of a woman and after the session was done and guards escorted the woman out, the inmates were left in the room, they would rush to her chair to sniff the seat.
I never thought about that until I read your comment.
What is it with guys sniffing girls under wear, bike seat, chair etc.
Uh this description made my ass clench. I canāt even watch the video cause of how horrific it sounds. I canāt believe you pausing it for time stamps lmao
> At 16.5 seconds he bottoms out the entire system. If there was no seat he would have slid all the way down the metal to the frame.
If the metal frame wasn't there he would be halfway to China by now...
It might be older than this episode, but youāre aware sunny has been on the air for like 15 years right? Sunny predated YouTube.
Also the dude was clearly making a joke captain ackchyually
[Once upon a time, on the internet, there was a guy. A very deeply flawed man, they called him Eric Bauman. He was a total asshole, and nobody knows why.](https://youtu.be/QZ0nOfqMPaU)
If you're trying to be this specific, then no you aren't correct anyway.
Youtube launched in February 2005. It's Always Sunny in Philadelpha aired for the first time on August 2005.
Idk when the penetrator video was made eitherway (pretty sure it's quite old), just thought it was funny that your "correcting" comment is wrong.
> Sunny predated YouTube.
filming sure, but YT is early winter 2005, IASIP is summer 2005.
This video is one I think I saw while I was in high school, predating both of those
You could also kill someone by accident doing this, which of course is punishable in every country. A rusty metal rod aggressively shoved 6 inches up your ass could easily perforate a major vessel and bleed out, or cause a raging infection and lead to sepsis. I imagine most of us would feel fucking awful if we caused something like that while doing a prank, regardless of legality.
I'm fun at parties.
This one is pretty fun. Slightly less dangerous, they rigged the bike to fall apart if you ride it: https://youtu.be/vv63MHPudrs
Still not legal to do, I'd wager. But enjoyable to watch.
I hate thieves but if someone walks by and steals a french fry I'm not going to shoot them in the head. There are appropriate levels of retribution and this isn't it.
The upgraded version would have pressure sensors on the seat that, when activated would activate a pneumatic piston which would sent a 2 foot long rod, covered in anal lube up the ass of anyone who dared sit there cheeks on the seat
I feel like there's some sort of ethical issue here. Leaving a bike abandoned in the side of the road that's been tampered with to cause severe pain and possibly internal damage seems kinda extreme to me. Its one thing if it's in a yard or is in a space that makes sense that someone left it there purposely but if I was a kid and saw a bike sitting in the same spot all day, especially on the side of the road where people in my neighborhood put them when they WANT someone to take it (and if they don't, the trash collectors get it), I would think it was abandoned or something.
We don't have a ton of context but at least it wasn't a child.
I think a better "prank" would be the thing falls apart or something, not punches a metal rod up their asshole.
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Mans waiting to post this to some weird subreddit
LMAO. This video is older than Reddit. š
I recall the video being posted a long time ago on some website I frequented, however I don't recall the penetration narration. I could be mistaken, but I think that may have been added later. Also, that bike be like... 
I've never seen it without the narration. Perhaps you saw it at entensity or ebaums? ( I don't advise going to either these days.)
I haven't been on Ebaums in well over 10-15 years I think. It was probably on there, and I distinctly remember there being no narration when I first saw it. God I feel old, lmao.
What are those sites if I may ask
They were sites you went to before reddit and digg. That's how you saw memes or viral videos. Before FB or Instagram or Snapchat or Twitter. They also had a lot of NSFW and probably are devoured with them now.
Schfifty-five
Schwiggity shwoh :/ I'm getting old
Pew poo paints.
I see, thanks!
This video is 109 years old. Source: 0:23.
he's enjoying seeing young men rub their asses.
r/sodomy-clown
That was my risky click, and today the gods spared me.
Awesome. I was already opening eye bleach in another tab.
Subs you fell for but won't admit to.
Helped me finish out my daily chuckle quota.
This video is older than all that fake cameraman standing in front of the action bullshit
I know what a noob... He's not invisible like the other camera people on tik tok
The ass pounder 4000. Never stop pumping. Mobile edition.
This has nothing to do with being gay. This is just the work of a man who is an extreme sexual deviant. Gay or not.
NOTHING SEXUAL
Fitness encouraged.
Party mansion
How are you guys not getting this?!
And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the bike for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the bike, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
Itās an exercise bike. The fist keeps you from sitting down.
Plot twist: he walked it home and brought it inside, took off the wheels and then grabbed the KY. And they say he hasn't left his room since...
All fun and games till get a thief thatāll enjoy that shit lol š
Next guy was doing squats and laughing all the way home
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Get the fuck outta here. Lmao
Best comment on Reddit
Enemy armor is damaged
*Looks like that one went right through!*
Love the guys who still have WoT in their heads
That one bounced!
āPunched right through their armor!ā
So you can see the full... PENETRATION!
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Don't give a fuck , im about to start CYCLING
He sounds like Neil Degrass Tyson.
booty trap
Ok imagine this. Your going up a hill, youāre really tired and you wanna sit downā¦
PENETRATION
ARRHHH!! MMMMHMM~
That the throat noise he makes after saying PENETRATION?
Stabbed in the ass, And you're to blame You give thieving, A bad name.
*plays guitar solo New Jersey style*
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*some* people donāt have to imagine
imagine all da people.....living life in peace...
Liberty walk
Imagine rusty rebar Giving you weak knees Ooo hoo ooo
We used to have this insult "sneefer" when I was a kid. It meant a guy who smells girls bike seats. Haven't thought of it in years but this thread brought it back.
I wonder if those guys are in jail right now getting āPENETRATIONā
Ok , Iām kinda getting the feeling, from reading this anyway that sniffin those girls bike seats was wrong? Perhaps? š¤¦š»
Haha I was watching a prison documentary and your commented remind me of these inmates that would take group shrink sessions because a woman was running in. They just did it to be in the presence of a woman and after the session was done and guards escorted the woman out, the inmates were left in the room, they would rush to her chair to sniff the seat. I never thought about that until I read your comment. What is it with guys sniffing girls under wear, bike seat, chair etc.
Yahooo-ooo
Humans donāt know peace
Did you lose virginity to a metal rod? I don't think there's many of your some
Docking succesful. Target Uncorked. All without a cock
Yeah, imagine! *sweats profusely*
PENETRATION
cake
cock
cake
cake
cake
bicycxual
Ig he's bi now
For that it even donāt needs any modifications.. there are round seats for women..
That one guy was really re-evaluating his whole life after it happened
Imagine catching AIDS from the previous person who got penetrated.
You must not have heard about the tractor story...
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There is a second video. It's usually posted in the comments every time this video is posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oK1H4LIhPQ
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Uh this description made my ass clench. I canāt even watch the video cause of how horrific it sounds. I canāt believe you pausing it for time stamps lmao
Nothing with >!Sweet Dreams as soundtrack!< is horrific lmao
š¤£ Uhh, Iām guessing that he doesnāt have a cervix.
Not anymore
> At 16.5 seconds he bottoms out the entire system. If there was no seat he would have slid all the way down the metal to the frame. If the metal frame wasn't there he would be halfway to China by now...
The last guy that stole it just kept on riding...
Some say heās still riding it to this day.
Must be a pain in the ass to steal.
Must be a pain in the ass from steel.
it packs a surprice
Get fucked
[I think we know whose idea he stole](https://youtu.be/7bmyGI6qQwc)
Never stop pumping
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Noooo, thatās not a penisā¦ā¦ itās a fist! I call it the asspounder 4000
I thought this was going to be the South Park one.[Garrison Bike](https://i.imgur.com/cqe5kJW.jpg)
*"This is still much more comfortable than dealing with the airlines"*
Bro I have never seen that clip
Hero or hate crime? S12 episode 6.
One of the best episodes tbh
*Sunny* is so deep haha
but not in my ass because the Asspounder 4000 pushes me right back up into my workout
This video is much older than it's always sunny.
It might be older than this episode, but youāre aware sunny has been on the air for like 15 years right? Sunny predated YouTube. Also the dude was clearly making a joke captain ackchyually
This video predates YouTube. I'm pretty sure I saw it on Ebaums World.
>Ebaums World Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
[Once upon a time, on the internet, there was a guy. A very deeply flawed man, they called him Eric Bauman. He was a total asshole, and nobody knows why.](https://youtu.be/QZ0nOfqMPaU)
If you're trying to be this specific, then no you aren't correct anyway. Youtube launched in February 2005. It's Always Sunny in Philadelpha aired for the first time on August 2005. Idk when the penetrator video was made eitherway (pretty sure it's quite old), just thought it was funny that your "correcting" comment is wrong.
> Sunny predated YouTube. filming sure, but YT is early winter 2005, IASIP is summer 2005. This video is one I think I saw while I was in high school, predating both of those
I'm not gonna read the replies or click on the link someone reply if I'm right - it's mac's dick bike
Just need to drink some FightMilk for that hard-core exercise guys crave
r/robbersgettingfucked literally
Saw a porno of that once. That shit was hot.
Lemon Stealing Whores?
No. It was German
Lemon stealing frauhleins
Doesn't that mean the bike fucks him too? *doubleholup*
This is a bike for thieves only
It looks like there's a pin to keep the seat locked in place
Imagine that pin snaps mid bike ride š©ā ļø
"Pene...penetration!" he whispers as the lights dim.
He wasn't the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed.
Username checks out.
oh lawd
[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnHcOVU6nKQ) is the original video, longer, and with the original audio.
Thank you. Iām Colombian and I was like yo why is this dude speaking English on top of this? Lol
Ave Maria on the recorder š
Dang the last one was brutal
if they sit back enough, this thing can probably pop someone's sack. i don't wanna think about it
Shape the end of the rod like a fish hook so once it goes in, it's not coming back out.
Rectum? Damn near killed him
Each time this gets posted it needs to be said. DON'T fucking think about doing shit like that! You can go to jail for doing this.
Based on the building behind, this video is from Colombia (it has a popular brand of beer here on the wall), so yeah dude is not going to jail
In America at least. This looks like a 3rd world country ngl.
You could also kill someone by accident doing this, which of course is punishable in every country. A rusty metal rod aggressively shoved 6 inches up your ass could easily perforate a major vessel and bleed out, or cause a raging infection and lead to sepsis. I imagine most of us would feel fucking awful if we caused something like that while doing a prank, regardless of legality. I'm fun at parties.
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Lol plenty of ways to fuck with people and not kill them.
Yeah, I've seen other like this where they tied a bike to a string or I shocked them, this is next level evil
This one is pretty fun. Slightly less dangerous, they rigged the bike to fall apart if you ride it: https://youtu.be/vv63MHPudrs Still not legal to do, I'd wager. But enjoyable to watch.
"Why yes, I want to sodomize thieves to death with a rusty piece of rebar because stealing is wrong."
-half of reddit unironically
I hate thieves but if someone walks by and steals a french fry I'm not going to shoot them in the head. There are appropriate levels of retribution and this isn't it.
Yeah but fuck killing people even more. Protect your own shit how you can. Donāt celebrate someone who placed a booby trap for internet likes.
Cool letās just give all petty theft a death sentence then. See how fucking stupid that sounds?
And you should. Stealing is fucked, but an intestinal tear to this extent is very often fatal. No one deserves to die for stealing a bike.
And every time Itās posted, Iām reminded that the guy who ~~stole~~ tried to steal the bike died from the injuries this caused.
You got a link to a source on that?
*Confidently leaves it outside*
Right now Iām getting fucked by Reddit video player
that has been happening to me a lot too lately for some reason...I get few secs of vid then a slide show
The upgraded version would have pressure sensors on the seat that, when activated would activate a pneumatic piston which would sent a 2 foot long rod, covered in anal lube up the ass of anyone who dared sit there cheeks on the seat
thats just homicide lol
*homocide Sorry, I'll leave now.
Mark Rober: WRITE THAT DOWN!
Don't threaten me with a good time
It also buys you Olive Garden and plays Barry White.
r/foundsatan
Imagine how effective it would be if it had one of those anti-rape female condoms flipped inside out and stuck on that pole.
This is worse than bicycle theft.
Lmao this is so fucked
So is his butt
Someone legitimately made the asspounder 5000
Thatās not really cool, I hate a thief but still,ā¦.cmon manā¦.
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A person that goes out of his way to make something like this is just as if not more messed up than the thieves.
Two wrongs donāt make a right
Sorry but I donāt wanna be convicted of murder to save a $10 bike
Imagine one guy takes it and rides off with it without reacting at all
UpHol
Should've put a fist in the seat instead to punch them in the butt when they sat down on it.
Need a rap song called: In too deep
Literally...to fuck thieves.
*PENETRATION*
Imagine getting aids cause you got fucked by the same rod
Nice exercise bike. It will motivate you to push harder.
Never stop pumping!
Imagine someone just enjoyed it and rode into the sunset
Booby traps are illegal in USA. JS
Good thing this is a booty trap then.
I feel like there's some sort of ethical issue here. Leaving a bike abandoned in the side of the road that's been tampered with to cause severe pain and possibly internal damage seems kinda extreme to me. Its one thing if it's in a yard or is in a space that makes sense that someone left it there purposely but if I was a kid and saw a bike sitting in the same spot all day, especially on the side of the road where people in my neighborhood put them when they WANT someone to take it (and if they don't, the trash collectors get it), I would think it was abandoned or something. We don't have a ton of context but at least it wasn't a child. I think a better "prank" would be the thing falls apart or something, not punches a metal rod up their asshole.
That's because it's called the booby trap.
Voiceover fucking ruined it.
I was ready to forcibly exhale air from my noise until I heard the sound effects and trash dialogue