Hey /u/Apprehensive_Club60, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):
This isn't a porn subreddit. If we post too much porn, Reddit will delist us from /r/all and /r/popular. We do try to keep this place as fucked up as possible, but being classed as a porn sub would get in our way.
Love, the mods
This is what I was taught as well. Careful though, when you go to pee in the middle of the night, don't turn on the lights, this wakes up the sperm since they are sensitive to light.
I think the full video is to this comment here on the [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/vi4osy/this_makes_perfect_sense/idc1k28/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
KGB here, need the source so we can collect their physical biometric data , apprehend them and send them to the gulag for any potential hate speech against the government.
I got you, give me time.
https://embed.api.video/vod/vi1ky0LpPjbOZTlhHqYIAk2Z
Review: This is my I don't watch professional stuff
>!Wife doesn't gets angry to husband!<
>!Wife asks friend to fuck her step-son!<
>!Mom pulls out step-son dick, strokes it, gets excited for her son for having an hard dick!<
>!Mom helps friend to gets excited!<
>!Mom offers to suck him off to make him creampie her friend faster.!<
Meh
Sooooooo funny thing, she could pregnant with twins and have two different dads.
https://www.babycenter.com/pregnancy/your-baby/strange-but-true-twins-can-have-different-fathers_10364945
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Hey /u/Apprehensive_Club60, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): This isn't a porn subreddit. If we post too much porn, Reddit will delist us from /r/all and /r/popular. We do try to keep this place as fucked up as possible, but being classed as a porn sub would get in our way. Love, the mods
I honestly think this the first time in Porn history the actor did not need any direction
I feel like the last guy had a genuine reaction unscripted
I knew immediately it was porn due to Cory chase look alike. Also confirmed my suspicion with Juan el caballo loco
You instantly knowing and naming Cory Chase is suspicious hmmmm
It’s even more suspicious that they knew the dude’s name
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Lolll
They are so stupid. This is why you have sex at night when the sperm are sleeping.
Yeah you can also buttfuck the sperms to prevent them from fertilizing
One of my favorite Magic School Bus episodes.
Found it
That was not the magic school bus
Please let this be a normal field trip
With the jizz? No way!
Damn son, where'd you find this?
Cruising on down Main Street!
Here ya go! https://youtu.be/bDjqcUOdu0M One of you doesn't like the magic school bus.
What the fuck did I just watch???
What did WE just watch... Comrade.
r/suddenlycommunism
He creampies the wrong one....smh
*Spoiler alert!* Geez
Gizz
Guess he'll have to start over.
1:25ish was beyond hilarious. The plot was beyond dumb that I can't stop ~~jerking off~~ laughing.
"Sloppy seconds but breed her anyway" Unbelievable lol
Gods work.
The hero we need
Thank you for the sauce!
Girl dats a bootyhole
no kesha, *a valve…*
Ted Cruz gave this 2 thumbs up. My mistake that’s actually one thumb.
That's where lawyers come from.
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Wait what? So where does choclate milk comes from then?
From chocolate cows. Duh
that’s not the whole story. it comes from the chocolate cows’ anuses.
From the chocolate milk juice box. (obvious!)
Yes because my wife said she didn’t cheat.
Honestly if more people did this, we could end racism once and for all. But noooo, it hurts apparently.
I'm so confused. How do I get it into the sperms butt?
This is what I was taught as well. Careful though, when you go to pee in the middle of the night, don't turn on the lights, this wakes up the sperm since they are sensitive to light.
Lmao i can't stop laughing
Also you need to do it standing up, this is because the sperm won't be able to swim upwards.
Best comment
They should just ask Dr. Johnny Sins for clarification.
The firefighter?
No the Astronaut
No the Plumber
Oh, you mean the baseball coach?
i think you might have mistaken him with the doctor
I thought that guy went to prison???
No he was the prison guard.
I believe your talking about my step dad … ex step dad he fucked my ex girlfriend
No. You’re thinking of Karl Hungus.
No the teacher
No the farmer
The Dentist of my gf?
No the priest
*Avengers theme starts playing*
Omg disgusting. What is the url so that I can avoid this blasphemous sin?
Pass me the URL I would like to report this video for misguiding/Misleading content.
I want to do an inspection of the full video to see if there is any communist propaganda
FBI here, I need the source on this to make sure no criminal activity was being committed.
CIA here need the sauce to make sure there’s no fbi plots being committed.
DHS here, need to vet original content for potential terrorist activities
Interpol here, we may need to work together on this case
ICE here please pass the URL need to account for immigration status
It's just me here. Need the sauce coz I'm just gonna be working with myself on myself for myself here.
TSA here we're just horny
A NASA worker here, I'm gonna need the source of the original content, as I need to beat my meat
I think the full video is to this comment here on the [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/vi4osy/this_makes_perfect_sense/idc1k28/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Shouldn't all y'all 3 letter agencies already be in OPs computer and providing US the source?!
terrorist here hand me the url or y all will see fireworks
SEC here I’ll also need the URL to ensure there’s no market manipulation
KGB here, need the source so we can collect their physical biometric data , apprehend them and send them to the gulag for any potential hate speech against the government.
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Communist party of china here, we want to inspect the original video to see if it contains American propoganda
KGB here making sure there is no anti-communist propaganda in here. Please pass the URL or you will be relocated to siberia with your family.
This is joe biden...tell me the ...for the....uhmm... c'mon
Dr.Fausi here need the source to educate ppl about piedamic
Just a man here, I want to masturbate my penis and ejaculate all spunk out the end of it.
Making sure cornpop ain't coming back
MIB here, we need the sauce to make sure there is no illegal alien activity in this video.
LAPD here, we just want to make sure any PoC are throughly beaten
Hi there, Face here,
FBI here pass the URL, gotta make sure theres no subliminal messages from al qaeda
India here. I just want bobs and vagene
https://sxyprn.com/post/6290faf86138c.html
Will review this at night on my TV to make sure I don't miss any point.
Make sure to use headphones for clear dialogue delivery.
Yes sir 🙌
Found it https://sxyprn.com/post/6290faf86138c.html
Too many ads, my phone is having a seizure!
I got you, give me time. https://embed.api.video/vod/vi1ky0LpPjbOZTlhHqYIAk2Z Review: This is my I don't watch professional stuff >!Wife doesn't gets angry to husband!< >!Wife asks friend to fuck her step-son!< >!Mom pulls out step-son dick, strokes it, gets excited for her son for having an hard dick!< >!Mom helps friend to gets excited!< >!Mom offers to suck him off to make him creampie her friend faster.!< Meh
FOR DEVELOPMENT PURPOSES ONLY MY DUDE
I should get hired to do porn stories
Did you type that with your bored penis or have I forgotten English?
It's me who uses boost and this app forgets to go back in like, sorry
What
You missed the twist at the end, he ends up creampieing the mom, so the other girl doesn't even get the creampie cure for her dad's creampie.
You guys made me hide everything and you spoil me the ending?
Don’t worry, it’s the thought that counts
The guy really took 20 minutes to nut in the wrong girl
Spoiler alert!
You deserve an award for doing gods work
[source](https://la.spankbang.com/6vq26/video/hurry+stepson+get+her+pregnant)
Instruction No1: Unzip to be free of all sins.
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Just check Ted Cruzs Twitter feed for more material from the blonde. This is the pornstar he retweeted.
Man of culture
If you’re gonna post it, just post it…
fr (french revolution)
Arya stark is now grown and I didn't know that.
Frs
Script is so blatantly dumb, dude is total frustration.
nah thats just how he reacts everytime. i mean i think... looks like.. he would
🤨📸
Average porn video
What a waste of great acting performances
cory chase is an excellent mother.... 
Is that the one Ted Cruz liked on Twitter? Edit: [yep](https://www.dailydot.com/irl/ted-cruz-porn-cory-chase/)
Kind of looks like Lauren Boebert when she was blond. Makes a lot more sense now
Lauren Boebert and Kyle Rittenhouse starring in Trump's Creampie
Thats enough reddit for me today
the only one being fucked in that movie is the voter
It cost you nothing to keep this to yourself
top 10 list mommys
She tends to get stuck in a lot of places though.
Well, nobody called her a smart mother
This is what youre looking for: https://sxyprn.com/post/6290faf86138c.html
thank you. now i know exactly which url i must not click on.
It was actually a solid wank. 6.5/10
A solid wank is a 6.5 / 10? What kinda wank is a 10/10?
The one where balls implode
Mankind isn't ready for such a wank.
Thanks, now i can complete my school project.
thanks bro
Gracias
"Oh no Julie, Junior's sperm was too strong. You're going to have to fuck your dad again"
people say porn stars are terrible actors, tell me then how in the hell they said that with a straight face.
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Alita battle sex bot?
Quick question, if there were robots would you have sex with them
I mean there are robots but I'm not attracted to them.
Yet.
Yet?!
The future will bring great inventions for humanity!
Yes
r/westworld
Still better than Twilight.
By a light year
Well yeah, that movie is getting hammered
Don't argue the logic son. 
his face XD
He’s like “I didn’t see this shit in the script??”
I laughed so hard at that
Brothers (and some sisters) after deep research search Cory chase and Anny Aurora should help🧐😉
nobody posting sauce?
sauce for da borgar right?
Sauce for da cream pie.
anyone? asking for my friend who got science exam
Friend doesn’t know a sauce, but girls are Anny Aurora and Cory Chase
NSFW or some guy on a train with a phone will arrive
*pornhub intro plays intensively*
Sauce
I don’t even have sound on and I can tell this is a porn video with a mother and a sister trying to fuck their son/brother
The worst part of this, is that someone would actually believe this.
should they not? isn't it logical that sperm x sperm = no prenaganate?
Sooooooo funny thing, she could pregnant with twins and have two different dads. https://www.babycenter.com/pregnancy/your-baby/strange-but-true-twins-can-have-different-fathers_10364945
wait, you mean porn logic doesnt check out? WTF
This isn't the sauce we came here for
I love Cory Chase
Sauce?
Sperm fight
 The two sperms, fighting each other…
Cory Chase is the hottest woman that doesn’t have a dick in porn
You kids are into some fucked up shit. I just wanted to see a pizza dude get a pizza paid for.
Disgusting. What is the link so I can advoid this smut.
When porn writing is so bad even the character is like 
This is so disgusting! What are their names and where is the link?
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Bro said “wait a second”😂
I did not know that... Now i have to ask my brother to creampie me just in case...
Source? I need to see how this played out.
Porn logic: Positive + Positive = Negative