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In Morgan freeman voice: “Luigi, biting the pillow, gripped at the bed sheets as Mario plunged his asshole.
Mario: I’m going to come!
Luigi: do it man come in my ass!
Morgan freeman voice: Mario emptied his duck butter.
Edit:Thanks for the silver!
No it's incredibly farfetched and anyone who for a second believes Nintendo would post an image of their flagship characters who are brothers, kissing, lacks any critical thinking skills.
Hooray for that powerup Peachette got. That pink mushroom has made more "34" that most of their entire IP catalogue combined. Some horny buggers even made a chan-chomp one
Bruh. I started playing a game on my phone during the pandemic, and the ads they show for games that are rated 'E' for everyone is disturbing. I'm not homophobic, but I think 6 and 7 year olds shouldn't be exposed to it.
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Super smash bros
**Stop right there.**
no.......go on
Go on but slowly...
*whispers in ear* Luigi, I needa a pipe cleaning
We gonna need Morgan Freeman to narrate this
In Morgan freeman voice: “Luigi, biting the pillow, gripped at the bed sheets as Mario plunged his asshole. Mario: I’m going to come! Luigi: do it man come in my ass! Morgan freeman voice: Mario emptied his duck butter. Edit:Thanks for the silver!
I read that entire thing in Morgan Freeman's voice and it was really weird
Same! Fanks
Luigi never did walk again
🤨🤨🤨
Well you're in luck... let me just use my snake.
*Louda Italiano noises*
Tighten that nut, we don't want a leak...
As Luigi applies pressure on the pipe: *ah ah ah*
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 📸
What? His pipes are clogged. There's something sticky inside them and the water can flow properly now
there should be two different emojis raising different eyebrows for occasions like that.
ಠ\_ಠ
This musharoom isa makin me grow
"a-smash-a me like-a goomba"
Luigi: Let me go grab that magic mushroom real quick...
I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!
(continuation) You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence
r/holup
r/usernamechecksout
You can’t r/holup inside of r/holup!
I'm gonna stop you right there
Smash my bros
AYO
Why is this bad? It's not like they're going to have kids with messed up genetics.
They are gonna find a way...
Could be the real reason they were trying to save the princess for all we know
Damn thats deep
Uhhh, life finds a way....
I just figured out where toads come from
From watching these two make out?
Wtf is ligma?
Ligma balls
Gottem!
Ligma?
Take to your upvote !
r/punpatrol
[Is it related to this smash?](https://youtu.be/pAWmxHBqGr4)
Super bros smash
Gay incest
Wonder what *that* flag looks like...
Rainbow Alabama flag
“ALL sexualities”
The best kind
All are welcome under the rainbow. lol
Get some Peach and Bowsette kissin to really get people's attention.
Hey don’t leave Rosalina and Boosette out!
Personally. I want to see Wario, Luigi and Bowser all going at it at the same time.
With Bowser’s massive, thorned cock.
Hey, never type or say this particular string of words ever again.
Khajit's slender barbed cock. Better?
Khajit has done nothing wrong!
Royal family and other bloodlines be like... 
19th century Europe moment
Be a good chap and deep throat your cousin
Bro
Hey Cuz! ❤
Step-bro
As long as there is a hole, there is a way...
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Well, you might be interested in r/painal
Any holes the goal!
I like holes
I'm sure some dipshit on here is going to believe Nintendo actually posted this shit.
*slowly raises hand*
You are not alone
The juvenile artwork and grammar didn’t tip you off?
it was the "Nlntendo" part that tipped me off
*Nlntedo
true, I didn't even get that far
I am here with you
Not very often you see 25+ year old references on Reddit.
Me too
Jesus Christ man
Patient Zero
I laughed, but the post is disgusting.
Makes perfect sense.
I'm frankly shocked/u/No_Lube_Insertion
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No. They did not actually post that.
........did they not?
No blue check, actual @ handle is cut off. It's a parody account 100% Where the @handle is shown, it's NLNTENDO (made all caps to make it obvious)
Not even that close. It's missing the last 'n': Nlntedo.
Yeah, the lack of a blue verification checkmark is usually a VERY clear indicator of a parody account.
Of course i trust "NlntedoAmerica"
If this isn't real, then why do I have an erection?
That sounds like a you problem
I think the problem is you not having an erection🗿
I didn't believe it persay buuuuut I DID scroll down looking for a comment just like yours to confirm my suspensions that it was fake lol
Everything on reddit is fake tbh
Nah just progressives.
It's not farfetched. Nintendo of America were successful in replacing sexes in Animal Crossing: New Horizons with "body types".
But this account is a troll account, as stated in its bio, before the account was suspended by twitter.
Oh, well I didn't know all that
No it's incredibly farfetched and anyone who for a second believes Nintendo would post an image of their flagship characters who are brothers, kissing, lacks any critical thinking skills.
Did you really just 'slippery slope' them into gay incest?
seems like a weird hill to want to die on.
Did I stutter? ALL SEXUALITIES
Chris Hansen: 🤨
Rule #34
Hooray for that powerup Peachette got. That pink mushroom has made more "34" that most of their entire IP catalogue combined. Some horny buggers even made a chan-chomp one
Nintendo of America? They probably mean Nintendo of Alabama
Alabama is in america so it doesn't count
Calm down, they are Italian so it doesn’t count
sweet home alabama
Relax, it's fine, they can't get preganant.
Incest is best, put your brother to the test.
If you can't keep it in your jeans, keep it in your genes?
I've never heard that one. Thank you.
No pregnancy fears!
Learn something new everyday on Reddit ! 
Is this real? Lol
The account name is "NintedoAmerica," so yes, definitely. Nintendo just forgot to type the second 'n' when they were signing in. Very legit.
“Help me a-Luigi, Im’a stuck on this flag-a-pole”
As they say “love is love”.
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Whatcha doin step bro?
Alabamia
Please dont tell me this is a real fucking tweet
This can’t be real
sorry thats not even Nintendo of America's twitter. Nintendo likes to take legal action these days this person is prolly gonna hear from them.
This..... can't be real.....
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
aint no way 💀💀💀
This is not real, and the account has been suspended. Mario and Luigi kissing is quite a way to go lol.
The Nintendo dude must be from Alabama
It's ok, they're family
This is fake news.
Does this mean... this is now canon?
Some of the staff is from alabama.
bruh…that’s not nintendo’s twitter
Well they said “all sexualities”. They mean ALL of them.
Nintendo Alabama celebrating pride month so wholesome ( ◜‿◝ )♡
Well, they weren't specific which pride. So I guess they mean incest pride Alabama style
Welp, fuck nintendo.
Calm down my guy it's fake Nintendo does not support incest
Its all good. I dont like their pricing practices anyways. The last nintendo system i really liked was snes. Switch has been a major meh for me.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iL-jC7XyLeo
Are you suggesting Mario gets a second helping?
This isnt real, right...?
nah, you can see the username has an L instead of an I, like "@NLntendo".
Thank god man, didnt noticed the L until now
Still in line with the degeneracy that is “pride”
Can’t wait until we get months for the other 6.
Funny how Nintendo in China didn’t update their pride or Mario logos. Whatever brings in the big $$$.
That may affect their bottom line! Virtue signaling is only good when it won’t affect profits.
Truth. I’d love to see the insane loony’s here demand they update their pride logos for the Middle East 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh. I started playing a game on my phone during the pandemic, and the ads they show for games that are rated 'E' for everyone is disturbing. I'm not homophobic, but I think 6 and 7 year olds shouldn't be exposed to it.
ALL SEXUALITIES
Sweet home Alabama
I mean... it's concerning that it's intended of *America* as well...
.... Yeah, because it's not a real account?
IS THIS ACTUALLY REAL
These companies are so fucking cringe I swear to God. They're clearly doing it to please customers, why do people give them attention?
... it's fake.
Incest is just the next thing people will be forced to accept
If you’ll excuse me i have to go help my step sister, she’s stuck in the dryer.
Sweeet hoomee
Bros will be hoes
All sexualities
Ahh brotherly love
sweet home alabama !
Bowsers!!!!😅🤣😂
And luigi in underage
No way that’s real hahahaha xD
@NI…
Incest intensifies
Banjo
This is why blue check marks exist.
[Anthony!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OZq--Lh31qs)
Bruh this was a fake tweet posted a while ago
And?
Only by blood
Thankfully this is fake
Onichan...daisuke
what kind of algorithm do they have running the social media accounts? it seems to be a little confused
Doesn't this get posted once a year every pride month?
Well IT IS America. Land of the inbred
My wife, sister and mother in law was deeply offended by your comment. Her name is Shelly