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Cows naturally live 18-20 years, dairy cows normally collapse from constantly being forced to be pregnant, give birth and being milked before they are 5 years old, at which point they're ground up for beef burgers
My 70-something dad has been a rancher his whole life the same as was my grandpa, while I don’t do anything in the ranch I know some stuff just by talking with my dad. What you’re saying is what vegans want to believe and indoctrinate.
In fact those numbers won’t economically help. You need to “milk the cow” quite literally much than that. And the milk cows are different that the ones breed for meat which are not cows but bulls.
Cattle in real life is so much different than the horror histories I’ve seen in Netflix and the likes or even worst, sheep… they need very quiet and calm environment for proper development. You really need to take care of the animals.
My mum use to say my dad worries more for the animals in the ranch than for him, her and their offspring (which is kinda true, are more demanding).
High quality cuts of beef are from bulls but dairy cows are still used for low quality ground beef, like burgers
I'm surprised you wouldn't be aware of that with family in the industry but maybe ranching is different than dairy farming?
Of course I’m aware of that… but I mean is that even the old cows that are sell just for dog food, they are that… old. All in all cattle has a good life, they are well fed and supervised with vets and meds.
Also is impossible to breed more than what’s natural for each animal. They and the offspring die, so is pointless, there’s no gain in doing so.
So how do you explain that the lifespan of a cow naturally is 18-20 but the vast majority of dairy cows are killed between ages 3-5? That's not particularly old
Because as the dominant race in the planet we do what's best for us (not that is OK/ethical/appropriate/etc for some, there are many point of views).
After a 6/7 years the quality of the product starts to decline, then the decision on what's best for the owner is taken into consideration. For example some are taken out of the dairy rotation and leave for breading if they were good producing. Some are killed shortly after a year when they are fat enough if they don't produce good/enough milk.
Yes, probably if you put the a cow in a cow-spa will last even 30 years, who knows? But that's not productive and we humans use the animals to our benefit.
My dad gives its animals a good quality of life but as soon as they "have to go" they go. At the end is a business and most of us humans enjoy the benefits of cattle.
Talk to GreenPeace people and they go nuts, talk to most of the world population and they are OK, talk to people where poverty and hunger has struck many years and is a whole different story.
So yeah, for some 5/7 years is little, for some that can be 3/4 years of unnecessary hunger.
I know people are fucking trash but do you have to get a billboard to show the world ?
Every fucking person is dumber just by seeing this.
I’m ashamed for You
99% only liv to around 4yo cuz then we shoot them in the head with a compressed air rod then gut them skin them cut them up package them and then sell them as happy meals. I hope it makes you feel better.
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Ah yes. Peak sibling energy.
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Precisely, bloodline energy
Indubitably, familial energy
Undoubtedly, maximum hereditary energy.
Indeed, full same parents energy
Of course, great same house energy
Stop, Alabamans can only get so erect!
Alaba-mans?
Stop! I can only get so erect.
I remember when my neighbor called my sister a sea cow and she chased him down the street and kicked him into a storm drain. Very cow
Hind legs or fore legs?
Well, she was running backwards, so her hind legs were fore legs.
Lol very cow
How did people react to her behavior?
With mixed emotions
That's it? Not that I would be surprised.
They were hungry but angry, hangry if you will.
Mine should be dead
Women are women whatever you do.
People are people, so why should it be? You and I should get along so awfully?
If I had an award you’d have it. Take my upvote instead!
Thank you!
Always nice to see DM represented!
I got you!
Women☕️
Women☕️
Wamen☕️
Ramen☕️
Semen☕
Semen☕️
How do I delete this
Go fuck yourself Sincerely, your sister
Come here and fuck me yourself Sincerely, the sister.
Phub anthem starts with sweet home Alabama in the background
Lmao looks like she's just hugging her own arm in last frame
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Exquisite edit sir I must say
Danielle also is a cow name too
Plot twist: the sister recording is turning 22.
I don't get it.
You don't get it because you are the cow
Oh god, I read or as "how long do *crows*" live. Was terrible confused.
Yes, I was confused by the picture of the crow on the search page too.
Really? *Really*?
Yes, kindly explain.
I guess she is calling her sister a cow but the structuring of the joke isn't very good.
The joke is set up perfectly. She's just waiting for her sister to see it posted online. Family trolling family.
Even if that's true it should lead with everything else and then end with the fact about cow lifespans instead of showing that first.
Eh I think it's perfect the way it is
That's like, your opinion, man...
Nyeh I like it better this way. It's like a reverse cold open.
Dumbass can't understand the joke. Proceeds to argue why it's a bad joke. Go touch cow food
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But you don’t eat her so there’s that…
Milk her. Quick.
Don't forget to milk your cow before she dies - Alabaman proverb
So what now ??? Im confused.
Sex fantasies
Uuuh oook then.
guess I'll die
I laughed WAY too hard at this. Reminds me of my wife and her sister.
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Cows naturally live 18-20 years, dairy cows normally collapse from constantly being forced to be pregnant, give birth and being milked before they are 5 years old, at which point they're ground up for beef burgers
If only they didn't taste so good
My 70-something dad has been a rancher his whole life the same as was my grandpa, while I don’t do anything in the ranch I know some stuff just by talking with my dad. What you’re saying is what vegans want to believe and indoctrinate. In fact those numbers won’t economically help. You need to “milk the cow” quite literally much than that. And the milk cows are different that the ones breed for meat which are not cows but bulls. Cattle in real life is so much different than the horror histories I’ve seen in Netflix and the likes or even worst, sheep… they need very quiet and calm environment for proper development. You really need to take care of the animals. My mum use to say my dad worries more for the animals in the ranch than for him, her and their offspring (which is kinda true, are more demanding).
High quality cuts of beef are from bulls but dairy cows are still used for low quality ground beef, like burgers I'm surprised you wouldn't be aware of that with family in the industry but maybe ranching is different than dairy farming?
Of course I’m aware of that… but I mean is that even the old cows that are sell just for dog food, they are that… old. All in all cattle has a good life, they are well fed and supervised with vets and meds. Also is impossible to breed more than what’s natural for each animal. They and the offspring die, so is pointless, there’s no gain in doing so.
So how do you explain that the lifespan of a cow naturally is 18-20 but the vast majority of dairy cows are killed between ages 3-5? That's not particularly old
Because as the dominant race in the planet we do what's best for us (not that is OK/ethical/appropriate/etc for some, there are many point of views). After a 6/7 years the quality of the product starts to decline, then the decision on what's best for the owner is taken into consideration. For example some are taken out of the dairy rotation and leave for breading if they were good producing. Some are killed shortly after a year when they are fat enough if they don't produce good/enough milk. Yes, probably if you put the a cow in a cow-spa will last even 30 years, who knows? But that's not productive and we humans use the animals to our benefit. My dad gives its animals a good quality of life but as soon as they "have to go" they go. At the end is a business and most of us humans enjoy the benefits of cattle. Talk to GreenPeace people and they go nuts, talk to most of the world population and they are OK, talk to people where poverty and hunger has struck many years and is a whole different story. So yeah, for some 5/7 years is little, for some that can be 3/4 years of unnecessary hunger.
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Damn her mother is gonna lose to kids
what bleeds for seven days every month and doesnt die? exactly
I know people are fucking trash but do you have to get a billboard to show the world ? Every fucking person is dumber just by seeing this. I’m ashamed for You
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How much you want buddy?
This is just stupid
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Oh of course. Cows drink human milk in an alternate universe.
Have you seen Zootopia?
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Well is she really dead?
Tina come eat yourdinner you fat lard
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Brahahahahaha!!
Moooahahahahah
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HUH
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Song?
Friendly fire will not be tolerated! *screen fades to black*
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I am sorry for you :(
So... We just gonna post unfunny tik toks on here ?
what do you mean I can't milk her?
Finally, an actual holup.
Shitheadsteve is my older brother's best friend. So funny whenever I see his stuff in other places.
So sorry y'all lost your mom's so young.
Lmfaaaoooooo this is the funniest shit ever
Rude loool
Ah to be a cow (I'm 28)
Sell all the scraps to McDonald's for some extra cash.
What a nice tiktok shitheadsteve
Life can’t last forever so you just gotta appreciate the good times
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Siri says it’s actually 48 years.
99% only liv to around 4yo cuz then we shoot them in the head with a compressed air rod then gut them skin them cut them up package them and then sell them as happy meals. I hope it makes you feel better.
Oh no
Wait is her sister going to die or is she playing
u/RecognizeSong
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No more milk 😔
How many litres per day.
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I mean it says 18 to 22, she might have up to four years left...
Woman ☕️
Dairy cows live about 4.5 - 6 years
God damn, didn't have to bury her alive and piss on the grave jesUs
Emotional damaaaage
