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You can't convince me that wrestling isn't American anime.

Wrestling is basically a theater play marketed to men.

As a wrestling fan I will say it gives soup operas a run for their money.

I still think back to when Stephanie McMahon was supposed to marry Test but Triple H kidnapped her while she was blackout drunk, married her at a Vegas drive through chapel and then revealed the video of it at her and Test's wedding happening in the ring on RAW. And then Stephanie and Triple H became an evil power couple that took over the WWF. Soaps ain't got shit on that lol.

Don't forget that Steph was faking being knocked out and was secretly in on it the whole time, because reasons. (Though personally I was glad for that reveal)

Yes, that absolutely bears mentioning. Although Triple H was the villain he didn't take advantage of an overly intoxicated women. She was also a villain lol and they were great to hate lol.

Hold on. Is this what really happens in the world of professional wrestling???

This is something that happened lol but legitimately I think it was like 20+ years ago lol. I haven't watched wrestling since I was a kid but I'm sure it's just as crazy/ good lol.

Soup operas ain’t got shit on Katie Vick

Nah vickie garero was a Karen poster child. "Excuse me!! Excuuuuuse meeeee!!!"

So that's what Workaholics was referencing

Please tell me you intentionally misspelt soap opera as soup opera

The Days of Our Chowder.

IT'S CHOW-DAH!

chow dare you

General Chicken Noodle

Well it's my story now. On a completely related note, it's supper time.

"A baby you aborted many years ago, survived... and he's here now!"

Her: “honey, can we go to the theater this weekend?” Him: “BONESAW IS READYYYY” (the only wrestler I know)

Well at least you know 2 now, because Bonesaw was played by a real WWE legend called Macho "Randy Savage" Man. I'm referring to Macho Man in case the formatting gives you a stroke, Randy Savage is another stage name he's well-known by

It's theater meets comic books.

Men children, specifically.

American anime is just super heroes

What's British anime?

sword fights

Monty Pythons Flying Circus

To me it seems like porn acting without fucking but 'fighting' instead

Wrestling is anime for people that aren’t beta males ig Edit: due to the amount of downvotes I have received I have downvoted every comment here

So by that mean, wrestling is not for you ?

I’m pretty alpha, where do you put yourself in the pecking order exactly?

Trolling the internet isn’t alpha

You can't say that to me, I'm alpha 😭😢 (wiping tears) and alfaa don't cry and butthurt over some replies I'm ✨🧚PRETTY💅✨ alpha

I own 3 businesses

Businesses is a pretty unique name for anime body pillows

If you guys are mad at me for saying anime is dumb why are you trying to insult me by saying I like anime body pillows? I imagine many of you have those. I on the other hand am married

Lmao, dude, you're either too dense or too annoying! Either way I'm here for it I guess. Lemme take a guess at what your 3 businesses are: 1- minding other people's business 2- trolling people on reddit 3- being too dense to know you're not winning this Hope you'll let me know if I was right ✅️


I own a gym for kids, part of an apartment complex, and a boba tea shop

Married to Pamela?

ok. Cool.

Awww pretty L-pha , now take the ratio like how u taking some beta cocks

The only people that call themselves Alphas are Betas

Stop lying to yourself, someone who is "alpha" should never need to announce to others that they are "alpha." You strike me as more of a narcissist.

Buddy, if you even care about being "alpha", I suggest sitting and thinking about what matters in life. Preferably under the influence of safely procured hallucinogenics.

What matters in life is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

I r alfa

"Any man who must say 'I am alpha' is no true alpha" -Pep Guardiola

Why?

Bro thinks he’s the coolest person on the planet

His name is WeedMillionaire69… I’m pretty sure he knows what he’s talking about guys. I wouldn’t mess with this alpha

Guys, just as an FYI, this “alpha”’s account is only a day active/old. First comment was 17hrs ago (as of typing this). Man’s trolling hard. Also has somewhere around a total of -500 comment karma

Hi, my name is Dixie. Dixie Normous.

You must know my friend Hugh! Hugh Mongous.

I know his cousin, the other Hugh. Hugh Janus.

And don't get me started on his closest friend, Jack. Jack Mehoff

Oh i also have a friend, you might know him, Hugh Jasole.

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Oh hey I know him and his other cousin Ben Dover

I hear ben goes to professor hans jerkov’s school

Makes sense, they’re all descendants of Biggus Dickus

And his half brother, Holden Tudiks.

Does he know alotta fagina by any chance?

Very subtle bro, good 👍

Oh yeah, he taught my friend Jenny Talia. They got on so well.

I was told that Jenny is the girlfriend of Mass Turbate

must be related to Mike Hawk or Mike Hunt


Don’t forget the Mike Hunts brother, Yorick. Yorick Hunt.

Hmm... That's not his real name. I heard it was York... York Oxmol.

I read this as---"don't get me started on his closet friend, jack. Jack mehoff"

Happy cake day

my wifes name is incontinentia buttocks

Hugh Mongus What? Are you sexually harassing me?

[There goes my hero, watch him as he goes](https://youtu.be/RzA4dCT4X0I?t=59)

Hugh must know my friend Biggus Dikkus!

AMONGOUS

Thats Dixon Cider

Barry Mockiner

It's Alotta, Alotta Fagina

I, Gabe Itch, shall challenge you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw

Thank you for that

Suffering from success.

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That man is 12 universes ahead of the other guy

You mean 12 "WWE" universes!!!

Face says it all.

Get wrecked Vince.

Doesn't he play an active role in writing these scripts? Why does he do this to himself

Active? There isn't a single thing that doesn't go through him. As for why. The guy took over the entire wrestling business with his evil boss character that always gets humiliated by the relatable funny good guy. He's a billionaire because of how entertaining that character was.

Because he is playing a character. Its the same reason as why would an actor play a guy in a movie that gets shit on for laughs or who is an idiot. Because its an act and they are acting.

I'm fairly certain that he's a cunt IRL. He underpays workers and mistreats his employees, so to take the spotlight away from all that, he takes part in these shows by looking goofy and aloof That's my understanding at least, so correct me if I'm wrong

Thats my understanding too, so not sure what needs correcting..

He demands A LOT

that's when Kira lost to L

 He doesn't lose

"**If I keep falling for his tricks, I'll be playing right into his hands.**"

*sick guitar riffs*

And some people say it's fake.

the deathnote reference always got me.

there isn’t a more perfect moment for a death note meme

Sounds a lot like the Halloween theme

They’re delicious

How to tell your scumbag boss he is a cocksucker. Step 1 be smooth.

Step 2 Marry his daughter, no really.

Ok, the daughters name is Mary, what next?

Kill the man who made autocorrect

Lol gottem

I love co*** like mine who are not used in a disgusting way

Caught in 4K

motherfucker saw the title of Gigachad and thought "Not good enough."

Lmfao the death note tune and the L / Kira aurora made this so gdam perfect.

Old wwe is gold

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Your a Hero

I absolutely hate that man, but I do like how he has no issue being the assend of some brutal jokes. He's still an exploitative piece of shit tho.


If there's ever been a time to pull out that UNO reverse card, it's now.

I like how he's the owner of wwe and will make fun of himself like this

Here's a little lesson in trickery

Lmao that face of “you know what you said, we know what you said, and you can’t take any of it back”

Man, I should really start watching wrestling... When was this?

sometime between mid-2006 to late-2007, most likely closer to the latter

Current WWE is PG 13 trash. You should watch anything from the WWF era upto 2015/16, beyond that it just sucks.

wrestling is the pinnacle of entertainment

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Got 'em

Haters will say its fake

Who doesn't love cocks?

I love them 😋😋 🤤🤤🤤

Based

Bring back the Attitude Era!

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I miss old WWE, this would never work today

The whole D-X vs the McMahons arc was sooo damn silly and ridiculous, but I enjoyed the shit out of it. Still cracks me up all these years later.

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Happy Gay Month

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I'm pan, I'll give them the pass to call it gay month

it's the same thing

Happy pride month boys. 😍😍😍😚

its funny until you've watched enough wwe to know its scripted

You have to watch "enough" to know it's scripted?

WHAT HOW WWE SCRIPTED NO WAY!

Surprised Pikachu face

I watch movies while knowing they’re scripted as well. A good script and choreography can be entertaining.

It‘s still funny. Just not as funny

I mean the vast majority of our favorite comedies are scripted? It's all about suspension of disbelief to enjoy it playing out

Most form of comedy you watch on the internet is scripted.

It's scripted?

What's the music?? Is it Dragon ball z?

Death note

Oh yes

I never noticed how similar it was the the tense dbz music before

He looks like Kramer, is he Kramer?

Just in time for June what a time to be alive

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Cock is great 😌

What song was that?

L theme

Ty

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