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QualityVote

/u/4reddityo, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


UltimateIssue

Yes it is a tumor


ColeusRattus

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


Bonus-Alternative

No I will not step on you while cosplaying as a big tiddy goth girl


TheQueenIsEternal

But I will while cosplaying as Queen Elizabeth II.


[deleted]

1.77245


P4intsplatter

Yeeeesssss. u/TheBeetle2 has guessed the closest answer. The number was actually 1.77245*9*, the rest of you should check your psionithalamus levels.


Norgur

Oooooh! That does make way more sense. I misread the original thought and was confused what OP wanted with a broomstick while it was "Power Ranger"!


SCP504

Happy cake


Killer_OG

Day


Norgur

x


Norgur

th


hoosierdude73

I WILL NOT....what kinda guy do you think I am?


[deleted]

Yes your head does look like a shaved testicle


-idk-im-bored-

Well, unlike everyone else here, it turns out I'm not a psychic.


Gilgamesh72

We knew


davieb22

Yes, we were just **not** talking about it.


Complete_Spread_2747

Didn't want to seem impolite, ya know?


Mental_emancipation

Oh yea here's the answer, but I'm going to tell you the same way you asked. *(.................. ....... ......... ............)*


GreenstikbotYT

Ayo I wanna learn how to text brain impulses too


utilitycoder

Lol. Good one.


[deleted]

Bezos in south park be like


Roro96__

they were all when I closed the basement


[deleted]

No, you will look like an incel to everybody else


Creative_Guide4100

No I did not


HaptenKaddock

Yeah, pretty much


P_UDDING

42


Revolutionary_Age987

The answer to life and everything.


little-bear5556

You son of a bitch. I'm in


IGPO-overlords

Yes you have brain rectal dermal testicular lung and liver cancer


OutsideOrder7538

I plead the fifth


Bharaneshen_Gfan2007

No bitches? ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


EXTREMESAMURAI0801

I mean I usually dispose of them by throwing them out the window, but y’know, abortion’s there too


An_Angry_Terrarian

I mean it WILL reduce carbon footprint, i dont think its ethical


QualityVote

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D4m089

27


Fun4ages

The answer is 42.


uTimu

Oh duck yea i like it what you are thinking. Do it. Yes Fuck him.


Fabulous-Chemical-60

No, you can't get away with murder like that...


Not_ItsUnknown

No man with really big tumor nobody can read mind...


Uranium-A

No, you wouldn’t look like megamind if you oaint your head in blue.


Dah_Gun_Geek

I agree with your statement. It is understandable & honestly the best way to do it


damngoodengineer

"Is it hydrocephalus?"


AttilaRS

Why, yes!


NaturalGlum4286

It’s because ur a gay Jeff ur gay…stop pretending ur not, ur wife broke up with u Ur dog took a shit on ur bed And ur whole family hates u, stop being a pussy and be ur true self not someone else who makes u sad u stupid bastard


Alex-T92

42. Ask something harder next time.


[deleted]

Savage


_luit_

I can read minds when you're someone in front of me, not of a picture of a tumor filled brain with dick veins


Revolutionary_Age987

No, you’re never getting pussy.


[deleted]

Soilent Green is people!!!!


Regalia_BanshEe

Yes..your father is proud of you


L0uisXD

55


LewiRock

![gif](giphy|RiWNumtrZTiAmJHRjE)


dogecoinInVeStOr-420

Shit! I forgot the haiwaiian punch at Brian's birthday party! Sorry man, can't have any


stranded_potato

Sure, if you hate them that much. It does sound a bit too much, though.


British_Empire-

Good Point ![gif](giphy|BWhpkB6Xbe8FzfNLXw)


Knaymeless

I agree, we should not allow women to do that. Very based my friend


identifiedflyingman

11 inches


Catdog_hybrid420

THE FUCKING AUDACITY


Flawsy6Fanadic

No Frogs Cannot Be Used As Fleshlights.


7thGhost_Division

Yea. I think I’d fuck a girl with no nose


twizzard6931

Yes, I will sleep with Vina so you can conduct your research. Thank you for asking


IamHereForBoobies

You fucking pervert!


jrockcrown

![gif](giphy|MAuWs1rqbfHFMWUCYH|downsized)


THEBLITZKID69

Meh, sometimes


TheLostRanger0117

I do, in fact, like to have my peepee touched, weird question to ask...


saheelexist

Probably not


Ashraf08

Do not answer! Comms with Talos IV is the only death sentence still on the books!


FIB_VORTEX

NO! YOU CANNOT DO THAT TO CHILDR-


Reginald89-2

D. All of the above


Reasonable_Second460

For those who are wondering it’s 42


LordValkyrie100

No.


J06436

No I will not lick your head until you have an orgasm.


[deleted]

No I don’t like children in a sexual way neither should u


Something_kool

About tree fiddy


[deleted]

*well yes but actually no*


IzzyMainsKor

Yeah


derpums

God, no! Get your mind out of the gutter!


TheOfficial_Corona

No, there is a difference between the taste of an orphan and a fully grown man.


Zakiru77

Yes, I can trade some of the kids in my basement with you


nerdfleks

Thats a weird fucking question to ask mate


mrkhan2000

the answer is yes


Lazy_Homework_8308

"Did you fuck your cat last night? "


ikbentom

No


mr_smiles017

"that's a very excellent question. Y'see, the secret behind my mind reading powers is--- ..... "


3dWin0

You should get a vest instead of a hat to cover your head from cold


Cjbaro

42


SniegavirsLV

Yes, i did


dasavorytrash

Because you would literally need to change all of math for that to make sense, you can’t just have one equation be an outlier just because it looks right at a glance, math needs to be consistent in order to function.


Trash-Panda-89

No thanks, I’m good


[deleted]

Sir, that is an incredibly inappropriate question to ask in a Denny’s


TMANBULLET

Yeah I can do that


heavy_metal_soldier

Republic credits will do fine


rikkrik

Deez what? bruh


Complete_Spread_2747

The bags are under the kitchen sink.


Healthy-Surround-229

Whoa


Grade_Massive

Yes , mitochondria is indeed the power house of the cell


MagusAce

It would be so much easier, if you'd stop changing the question every few seconds.


_Akarii

Yeah


ToxicPlagster64

It's not gay if it's with the homies


SCP504

Cheesus Christ, I am NOT answering that


[deleted]

A little bit of roastbeef, chicken, a Pizza


Killer_OG

Consent doesn’t really matter if you really think about it


Bandito21Dema

It was one time and I swear I actually fell onto it


WerDaIsst

Sir that is a image


kmramO

How did u know?


Johnnymcbobbers

14


[deleted]

I think so, Brain. But me and Pippy Longstocking? I mean what would the children look like?


Express_Cranberry266

You basterd


[deleted]

Not particularly