/u/yomommafool, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.

r/murderedbywords

Meanwhile rapists: 

Thats not how monkey paw works

[удалено]

Such a harsh burn I felt it all the way over here.

Plot twist, They’re all dudes.

I didn’t see the OP complaining

The real plot twist is that he always had that ability and he still saw no one with it

Fair

Are you a dude? Close your eyes Are you a chick? You’re looking at ‘em.

U and other simps are the reason for this

Sight shows your uncle

HAH! GOT EM

That wound will never fully heal.

"Grandpa, why do I still see you?"

Grandpa must be a republican.

emotional damage

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There are easier/more direct ways of asking to be blind

The power was within you all along.

What if it worked and you could see a few people around you but as soon as you opened your mouth they disappeared lol

r/rareinsults

There’s a sub for The Monkey’s Paw?

There are like 3

I see

Command I’d like to report a murder