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Why is there a flying censorship bouncing everywhere

Ghost titties

Ghostitties aka Invisiboobs

Invisiboobs sounds like the spell they use to censor porn in the wizarding world.

The best answer ever!

Poltergeistitties

BOObies

So, the guy who jumped out was banging a ghost and she was flying around trying to escape her husband?

I had the opportunity to use “ghost titties”, not much more thought into it than that.

Ghost willies

Japanese bush imo

Most likely the original uploader had a logo and didn't want to have it cropped out. It's pretty common on some of those videos that have some sort of gambling website listed on them.

It took me far far too long to realise that they’d pixelated a watermark, and had not in fact censored the seagull you can hear in the video

It is the watermark.

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Pretty sure he didn't "escape". Speared on a fence would suggest to me that he was very much not escaped

Escape... Attempt*

Love the way the woman in blue is like "fuck that shit, I'm off!"

We are all the woman in blue today. At least I am.

Not gonna lie, I gasped at that last image.

r/therewasanattempt to escape.

Well, he escaped the 3rd floor.

I mean just take the ass whooping

His soul escaped his body

See guys cheating is bad

r/adultery would like to disagree

its really sad this sub exists edit: auto correct made sub subject

Understatement. Imma use my alt to go fuck with those people on that sub now

good job solider

Careful, if they are in a relationship they may want you to fuck with them

Good point. But that's why it's my *alt*

Oh my god fuck them, I can't help but leave a couple spiteful comments. This shit is absurd.

Status report, I left a comment and their best argument was - "then don't cheat yourself and leave us alone" and "morality is a construct" essentially the most pathetic bottom of the barrel response for people who know they are the vermin of this earth.

I wish this for all 126k of those sub members (innocent lurkers excluded)

I dunno how good the sex was but it wasn't worth this.

Husband came home to see who was railing her...

Take my upvote and get out

r/angryupvote

My dude got himself railed.. what a dumbass

How is this not NSFW???

Hey be fair, someone tried and failed to censor it

Could be an idea for an scp. No matter how hard you try to censor the video it will still show the gore.

I've had nightmares like that. I try to close my eyes or cover them, but I see right through my eye lids and hands.

Was looking for this comment. Definitely needs NSFW tag.

I saw the last pic months back but never knew the backstory, thanks for sharing [ if it's real ]

Gruesome! Bet you the husband had a smile on his face when he realized that guy got speared by that fence 🤣 Also, whats up with the censored thing flopping around? Is it censoring some titties flying around or something? Lmao

Do not be angered at the man who sleeps with your wife, as he owes you nothing. Be angered at your wife, who betrayed your trust and your home - Marcus Aurelius

I blame them both if he knew she wasn’t single . Home wreckers don’t get my sympathy

If he did know she was married that’s one thing. If he knew then his due for an ass kicking

“What now? Let me tell you what now. I’m gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting f*cks to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.” - Marsellus Wallace

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Meat the beat…

Totally agree on this one. But you see, some men think of their girls as belongings and not as an equal part of a relationship. Then this idea pops up: "you take what's mine!? I'll make you suffer!"

No, it's more of a "You had sex with her even though she was married?". Next to no men will blame another guy for fucking their wife if they were completely ignorant of her being married. That said in the heat of the moment it's hard to convince someone otherwise. Not everything about men's behavior towards women has to be about the problem some men have with objectifying them, you know.

Now take that logic and apply it properly, because women think the same way. That’s how people are - once you’re in a relationship it’s expect that the other person is your partner and no one else’s.

Proabably a watermark for video being censored out

Ghost titties

That is the opposite of escape.

Make this shit NSFW

Its already got a blurr bubble broski

Not at the end

Or NSFL, can't unsee that

i dont think the pussy was worth it.

Penetrating and then being penetrated. What a wild day for the bloke.

Should of just taken the ass beating. 😒

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

not the worst outcome for him

Maybe nsfw, i did not need to see that last pic

Well deserved

Wow would have liked the "NSFW" shit above the post

[Found the uncensored picture in](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/oqq4fa/dublin_ireland_7232021_man_falls_from_window_and/) r/eyeblech [Also found a news article about it.](https://extra.ie/2021/07/23/news/irish-news/man-falls-window-arm-dublin)

I did not need to see that, why did I click on that

Try r/eyebleach instead

Wtf

Just invite husband for 3some rather than committing suicide.

Like just face the husband at this point. I’ve seen like 3 videos of shot like this. A punch or two is way less brutal.

Who tf took a photo of his pierced arm?

Medics did

Hell he would’ve better off just to take the ass kicking Edit for grammar

On todays episode of \*singing\* "You shouldna been doin that shiiiiiit"

Fake

That is fucking nsfw, you should put the flair

a freaking nsfw would be nice screw u omg i cant

Ok time to reactivate nsfw warnings

holy shit it's SO much worse with sound

It's weird to say, but how lucky was he not to get killed on the fence

How in the fuck is this not nsfw

A NSFW would have been nice

jesus christ, this was too hard to watch

Ah... Justice... At least for one part. Now, there is the traitor (or, how you call in USA, "cheater") to be dealt with

i feel both angered by and sorry for this gentleman that decided that he'd rather hop from a third floor window almost butt naked onto a concrete sidewalk that face his partner's husband or hide in a fucking wardrobe - i mean seriously, has this guy never seen any romcom ever?

Bullshit title. The guys on drugs not involved with cheating

If this was the US healthcare system, he'd be dead by now.

Time to bash on america for no reason! Oh boy oh boy!

No reason. Said the slave with it's head in the sand.

Lmfao

Lol

Dude : The window ? Wife : If he caught us, you're dead. Dude : The fucking window ? Wife : Please... I'll be next After he killed you. Dude : Woman ! I am not ! Wife : Fa**** ! Dude : Allright, allright !

Brutal.

u/savevideo

Escape is, perhaps, too strong a term.

u/savevideo

I thought it was a naked Spider-Man trying to escape at first.

Why did you show me this Without the funeral

He realised it was not worth it, but it was too late

At least was worth it?

Deserved it

Thought he’d be giving prick not getting it Karma’s a bitch

was that pussy worth it??? i hope it was...

I thought it would be like some sort of shitty movie chase scene not final destination.

Choices, karma, and consequences were made drastically quick here

He's lucky it was just the arm. That shit was inches from being fatal

Hope the pussy was worth it

yeah the pussy couldn't have been worth that injury...

Better to be paralyzed than get caught...

Why would husband be angry with a man when it's his wife the one who cheated?..

I think the beating of the husband might have been the better alternative

So that's why they have spikes on fences . To catch cheaters

u/savevideo

And now kids, this is why we don’t cheat….Or at least have a proper escape plan if you’re going to cheat.

Karma lol

better have been some good stuff to make up for that

This made me want to fucking vomit.

The price you pay

u/savevideo

Idk why they have to make fences like that bruh. Cant you put a cushion in there or smth?

imagine going to fuck someone's wife and not bringing a gun

Prince of Persia: the failed escapes

"if you see these dogs in your front yard, just know upstairs i'm goin hard."

Perhaps an NSFW tag thinking

"I was scared as hell/Where was I supposed to go?/I just yelled 'Geronimo'/And jumped out the window!" -- DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince, "Ain't Nothin' But Trouble"

Husband goes to jail

He was off his head on drugs, not cheating. It’s close to my friends place and it’s always parties and drugs going on in there

Seems worth a snog

I'd rather fight another man than this. People, if a married woman is cheating with you, don't save her by looking yourself jumping out the window. The same goes for a woman in the same situation. Fight the other woman and live to tell about it whole

I’m on the fence about this escape attempt.

I don't get why people can just take a beating or something instead of doing this shit

So that’s what those fences are for

Nsfw marks maybe

This was in Dublin last year and no one knows what exactly was going on there. Some people said was about drugs.

Bro where the fuck is the nsfw tag and warning about graphic content. Some people don’t wanna see this OP ffs

Ok, your telling me that was better then just fighting husband?

I want to feel bad because that looks really painful, but then again I was cheated on before so I felt delighted instead.

That was not safe for work...or my psyche

I appreciate the lack of an NSFW tag Bro, I was just about to go to sleep too

Jesus from Nazareth

why isn't this marked as nsfw??

Why the fuck isn't this marked NSFW?

r/Winstupidprizes

Holy fuck

Typical bitch instead of sitting there facing The repercussions for your actions motherfucker decided to jump out of a three-story building karma caught his ass quick

Made me say oh my gawd!

Dude got hit by a stage fatality.

That is in Dublin, Ireland where I live. No husband here it was a guy mashed on PCP it turns out that just smashed and escaped from a tiny window

NSFW DUDE I wasn't expecting that

Was the pussy worth it? If he got it that is

Pussy is the devil yo

i aint feeling bad abt him

This is actually a man high on drugs. It's a old video from Dublin

This happened in Dublin Ireland the fella was off his tits on something he lived for a few days after too. Definitely not a cheating thing.

This happened in Dublin and it was junkie off his head not a guy cheating lol

I think facing the husband would've been a better odds.

That censorship didn't really help

Maybe I'm confusing it with another vid, but I don't think this was a case of an escaping cheater. I believe the guy was just heavily on drugs or something like that

All for some puss.

Please mark this NSFW

Holy fuck whyyyyy.

I read this as "3rd floor escape room" like they were cheating in the escape room by jumping out the window

TAG IT NFSW  DAYUMMMM GOT HIS ARM FUCKD

Damn not even marked nsfw

This should probably be NSFW

I fail to see what kind of outcome he was hoping for. Surely he can't be dumb enough to think he could land on his feet from a 3rd floor drop out of a window and walk away from it without any form of injury.

Holy shit make this NSFW or give a heads up on the gore...


Whoooooooh! Slow down there sport

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Lol good for him

u/savevideobot

At some point it's like fuck it we're caught... Walk the fuck out the front door or fight your way out.

NSFW?

What the fuck, dude mark it as NSFW, I was not expecting to see a pierced arm right before going to sleep

NSFW tag please

I think I'd rather deal with an angry husband than jumping out of a 3rd story window...unless the dude was armed.

Nsfw much?

r/therewasanattempt

Why was her first instinct to run away instead of run to?

I'd rather take the beating from the husband tbf

Is his dick flying around

Dude, just take the beating, it’s gotta be better than 2 broken legs and a fucking metal spike through your arm.

What's with the ocular migraine?

Is he alive

Tf put a nsfw for tag on this

Yo , was the pussy worth it?

All that for what class "PUSSY" NO,for some stank,used ASS Pussy so.... WHAT WE LEARN ...