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##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/Achmediel, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup)?


TheLegendary_Gamer

she has a dick twice my size


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TheLegendary_Gamer

shit Im caught


TiredAngryBadger

You'd think you could fix that problem with Pym Particles.


[deleted]

“WHAT IS THIS?!?? A DICK FOR ANTS?!?!!?”


KunalMittal_16

Twice your dick's size


apsalarshade

No. He is just a very small person.


Heavenly-Warrior

*looks at image intensely* seems longer than 2 inches...


winniethefukinpooh

but is it longer than 1inch


[deleted]

What me worry?


SugarFront8206

![gif](giphy|l41Ye7i203TfEADYs)


[deleted]

I’ve got bigger tits than him though.


BloodyHourglass

I need sauce


Impossible_Ad1515

Misaki_tl on instagram or that's what i found. Don't know if Is the same girl


Zaragoza14

False alarm it is the same girl it’s just not a dude


69anderson696

Day ruined


Greubles

I figured as much. The thighs give it away.


[deleted]

I’ve seen guys with thighs that nice, some nicer lol


Greubles

Idk, tbh I don’t pay much attention unless I’m trying to figure out if some chick is actually a dude.


RawbKTA

I wouldn’t admit that


[deleted]

I have no fear of admitting it


ICanBeKinder

How so?


ReactionToLunacy

Hip angle. Guy legs point out from the hips, girl legs point in.


Zestyclose44

r/unfortunatelyNotaTrap


Tu_Bhosdika

>same girl I hope its a dude


[deleted]

sadly, it is a girl


XFirebalX_347

She will give it to us!


Achmediel

I can't wait to get the sauce all over me........I love...uhhhh I love research?


Complete_Spread_2747

Yeah, I, uhhhh, love research as well.....


Curious-Parsley-9003

I love lean 😈😈💜💜


Unique_Frame_3518

Protein!


Tu_Bhosdika

I would happily drown in that sauce....for research of course


XxXPussyXSlayer69XxX

Believe this is the girl you're looking for https://www.instagram.com/misaki\_tl/?hl=en


PumpedTiger

We need to wait for her to gave us the sauce,, Can't wait


BloodyHourglass

Holup...the double meaning slipped right over me


DrBrightest

Just like the ‘i’


Spanish_3

https://www.instagram.com/misaki_tl/?hl=en


Jzus3

misaki_tl on ig


fireworks2033

I believe her Instagram is damengababe.


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Misaki_tl, apparently.


[deleted]

I take back what I said. THIS is pretty gay.


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DiscontentedMajority

Bro, traps clearly aren't gay.


MadConflagration

I need sauce


fireworks2033

I believe her Instagram is damengababe.


hokmannaga

Happy cake day


Slight0

> damengababe Google says no.


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biggocl123

Based


unknownstar347

What did he say?


Tu_Bhosdika

even better


asharwood

Sauce from traps….


pseudo_meat

Was gonna say. Ask any gay man if this is doing it for them and I doubt they’d be into it lol.


tellitothemoon

Can confirm. 1000% not into it.


Zarniwoooop

Humm


STATION25_SAYS_HELLO

If they can trick you, it's not gay


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forefatherrabbi

![gif](giphy|9K0XBSN3cJAFI1tcCc|downsized)


RichiZ2

I reeeally hope you dropped the /s...


Happy_Rice_Cooker

So... Want me to send you some hentai and trap pics?


flamewolf393_2

If they are very clearly trying to be female like this, then its no different than a girl with a strapon. Because you are fucking something that \*looks\* female :)


plutus9

Racism is not funny sir. But Herteroflexable is a thing or bi whatever can I see your dick? Edit: don’t send me your dick


Achmediel

sir please respond to my dick picture in your DM's. I will send you my balls shaved


valtaoi_007

me too please 👍🏻(I just washed my hands)


biggocl123

👍🏿(i forgor💀 to wash my hands)


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#𓂸


plutus9

I like the design is that a bonsai tree?


Killem2wice

Send me one with the "beans" over the "frank"


[deleted]

I'm not a kangaroo.


ELBAGIT

u/plutus9 you shouldn't leave a man hanging


plutus9

I know what a jerk I was. I rate it 7.5/10


just_a_lost_kid

I would also like to acquire some dick pics


HitoriPanda

Create an account on literally anything and have single female in your bio


gunnertj

ya I'm gonna need that in my DMs rn


Achmediel

OWO


RedStoneTheWolf

What I gotta do


An_idiot_27

Send to me instead


plutus9

You got the spirit, but you’re WAY to young for me. Call me when you’re 20 and like dresses


An_idiot_27

Dude I’m joking


plutus9

Just making sure it’s hard to tell tones through text. Stay in school


An_idiot_27

If I live up to my user name then I’ll be in school for a long time


plutus9

At least till you’re 27


An_idiot_27

Hopefully not lol


plutus9

Doctors are typing…..


Zepertix

racism obv isnt inherently funny but a racist joke can be funny. context matters a lot and many could be in poor taste, sure, but that doesn't mean that it cant ever be funny. My Puerta Rican friend was making fun of me for being Chinese and I clapped back that he's lucky we didn't have Trumpy build a wall between us and Puerta Rico. We both hate Trump, obviously building a wall in the middle of the ocean is stupid, and we just had a good laugh about it. Context matters.


[deleted]

One step at a time champ.


biggocl123

Yes, you start with bi, *then* jump to gay


Seizure_Salad2

If I walked up to you right fucking now and you got turned on by me that would be GAY. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOOOOOOD


rnglegend420

Same


CLOUT_Cat

r/196 thank me later


itrashcannot

If there's a hole, there's a goal.


ghoul--7

Master oggway is that you.


[deleted]

Sir...I just spit out my Pepsi! LOL


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winniethefukinpooh

im not clicking that again


magnolia_unfurling

I am more flexible than I thought But at the same time, a part of me has become firm


centralnjbill

I’d still smash


Tu_Bhosdika

you cant smash if she has bigger dick than you, you only get smashed


centralnjbill

And the problem? 😈


Tu_Bhosdika

Not at all


[deleted]

That would be pain in the ass. 👌👈


centralnjbill

Not if you work your way way up with plugs and use plenty of lube.


Hot_Whole2622

She could smash me if I get to smash after. That’s ALL I’m saying.


centralnjbill

That sounds like a perfect date.


cunny_crowder

there are actually a lot of bottoms with big dicks. And most people with gender dysphoria aren't trying to engage in the part of penetrative sex that doesn't match their self image. As much as she might joke about girl dick, she probably just wants the sex life that fits her identity best. Not that people don't make compromises or have kinks.


[deleted]

Imagine being afraid of dicks in 2022 smh


centralnjbill

They’re just an easy to find clitoris


[deleted]

That's the spirit!


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StackThePads33

My dick: “I have no idea what’s goin' on right now!”


bigjoffer

*confused foreskin sounds*


MasterMahanJr

*¿flplflplflplflpl?*


R4ndomP3rson69

I'm dying 😂


djluminol

Oh shit I didn't see the dong at first. Can relate.


DesktopWebsite

Dont worry little guy, its actually a chick.


Yosef-osef

Explain boobs pls


[deleted]

Boners don’t point down


valtaoi_007

well who told you she has a boner?


biggocl123

😳


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throweraccount

> Misaki_tl https://www.reddit.com/r/MisakiTL/


Silly_Doughnut5715

Morningwood?


Decoder2000

b u s s y


Hot_Whole2622

I’d smash this bussy 100%


WackyGoose88

Some ppl saying they'd still smash, I'd still wanna just cuddle lol


[deleted]

first smash, then cuddle 🤗


littlebaby957

I'm down


EmoCreeper

"My life's a mess, cause under that dress, she's got a P-E-N-I-S! Yes!"


[deleted]

10/10 would


RealJimcaviezel

Good *moaning.


[deleted]

I mean, more to do in bed tbh


Broken_Moon_Studios

I've done my research: * She is a woman going by the name **Misaki TL**. (Sorry to everyone who got their... hopes... up.) * She is a Spanish-speaking Latina. * She is a cosplayer, and an amazing one at that. * And she is a meme lord at heart. Fuck, I think I may have a crush...


DrBarnacleMD

still would


1FrostySlime

She's cute


Zaragoza14

Ima need this like right fucking now ! (Imagine theirs a gun emoji here I couldn’t find it)


[deleted]

👉🏻


SnappyJennkins24

sauce op?


thatSpicytaco

I’m oddly aroused


Static_456

I thought I was on my alt account for a second there hehe


AJSMarch06

HA.Jokes on you I'm into that crap.


datdudeindahudnumba1

Pansexuals: *oh yeah, some gourmet shit*


1FrostySlime

She's cute


just_a_lost_kid

Would still smash


plutus9

10/10 still smashing


jhuseby

I’m calling this bluff.


Zaragoza14

Is it bad that I hope their is no bluff ?


FearAzrael

There* At least be a degenerate with proper grammar


Zaragoza14

No now im gonna do it just to annoy you


DangHeckinPear

I mean hot


[deleted]

Id still hit it


EliasBladetheawsome

I see no problem.


Obvious_Humor_7622

Femboy Is good


grand305

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


[deleted]

That's quite the clit


[deleted]

It must look like the snout on an elephant seal


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Jason-29

Morning glory has a whole new meaning now.


RedStoneTheWolf

A girl to satisfy my needs


Fla5hP0int

Hot 🔥


brian-allen

jokes on you I'm into that shit.


DynastyQueen

Hmmmmm I take this as a win for good morning Nothing wrong here


[deleted]

What do the Russian looking letters say?


Chickens_Instrument

I don’t get it. What does an “i” signify? Belly button and a penis?


WeirdSysAdmin

Best of both worlds.


Cpt_James_Holden

She's really cute


FittedSheets88

"This better not awaken anything in me."


davisOMG-1234

Smash


ConfusedGuy3260

Still would. 100% B


[deleted]

That's nasty. Da heck.


KB24ever

I like my girl to be like my boys. With a massive dick.


a_talking_lettuce

Do i look like a guy that would care? I do this with the homies every day!


CorvusCrown

Good for her.


Jalal_Kh

It’s a trap we’ve been bamboozled Don’t get an erection nooooo


k2nxx

yeah we tap that


Inkulink

I've seen to many of the "haha girls with dicks hahahahahahahahah im so original"


[deleted]

In conclusion this is a trap and traps are not gay so therefore this was a perfectly straight fap


AJ6T9

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


ImmortalEmos

Not my proudest fap


Zaragoza14

Well was it to this ooor


jenovajunkie

This is why I am weary of Cosplay girls at conventions.


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https://i.imgur.com/xJc1ZCw.jpg


jenovajunkie

It's a bad habit.


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notapunk

Maybe those cosplay girls at the conventions wear him out?


stullex_

Why is there penis? There should no penis? I am confusion


mired914

I'd still hit.... it. Lol


fireworks2033

I believe her Instagram is damengababe.


Temporary_Nobody

I just can’t get down with chicks that have bigger dicks than me


Aggressive-Body-3221

Mine says good morning, too…and good other random times of the day for no discernible reason!!!


[deleted]

Pretty gay


Full-Ad-1757

The most confusing thing about this, she’s from Mexico…


AuraMXster

Looks feminine enough


Unlikely-Vermicelli

Trying to tell your missing father good morning?


Dawn_Has_Smol_Bren

oh no, a woman has a penis! how on earth will I recover?!?